The Two Ronnies - Crossed Lines

oh yeah hello Simon hello gerald yeah oh hello Doris Doris it's me Walter yeah how are you oh man yeah all right thanks this is the sign I had to ring you up to find out how you got on with that fabulous new girl last night and not too bad there were one or two things I couldn't go I get hold on oh yeah yes I know the kind of girl yeah where do you take her somewhere exotic I'm Sainsbury's Bianca Jagger goes there doesn't she I think the best thing I can do dear if is to go through the list with you yes yes that's a good idea saying what was she like Annie what sort of girl a French bread bloomers too large well kept slipping down you mean oh well if you will go ice skating you will keep sipping Darwin Joe yeah and rose for 20 P he doesn't what did you say her name was oh this I think I knew her isn't she pregnant at the moment though no no no current bands did no no no they'd run out at end of something for the cat it's all sounds very fishy to me old boy very fishy indeed did you say her parents were in oil yes the pilchards she sounds a right little raver I don't know how she had the energy she said the milkman having me round yet that would explain it of course yeah what did you do I had to get sterilized to be on the safe side I put them in the fridge when I get back rather you than me oh sure now where was I so she took you home and gave you a nightcap DGI hey what's all what what sound a bit of a poofy drink Oh Jeff was all she had very liquid oh I see I see she had the bitter lemon that you had something stronger yes three tins of curry powder yes just to keep it going hey you lucky devil I wish I'd be there what sort of perfume was she wearing something something really exotic uh so vinegar and smoky bacon making a pig of herself was he sorry that was a mistake dear she was what wearing across your heart bra I thought it said ox oh so you naturally took the opportunity of having a quick purchase yesterday yes yes yes I didn't forget the stakes you saw her do what to the bra fill it with two portions of Sarah life yes I did make sure that were tender dear yeah so I see you had her sitting there nicely on the boil in what did you do I went across there over some apples that's all you need isn't it I mean that is all you need a dog leaping up into your lap yes the crunchy sauce with the yellow skin you know golden retriever Golden Delicious I bet he bites people doesn't he and coxey's Pippins yes I'm sure what a terrible thing to happen to so what exactly did you say my three minutes is up I have to go dear that's about all you could say I square his dear listen you haven't told me after Simon what this girl does for a living what'd she want she works at Sainsbury's your champagne box our darling that's for us dear later I say Simon is this girl about six-foot tall blond big blue eyes and other things to match okay I'm going to be late um I've got a fair bit to see - I should forget it all Simon I'm sorry old sport you've been shortchanged very little basket

Channel: koolmook

Views: 2,084,007

Keywords: Two Ronnies, Ronnie Barker, Ronnie Corbett, crossed lines, phones, Telephone

Id: N6jWCVO38iA

Length: 4min 41sec (281 seconds)

Published: Mon Dec 14 2009