The Truth Behind The Streamer Awards | Fear&

[Music] you should start ladies and gentlemen back again back again the fear end podcast but this time after the year's most anticipated most viewed most celebrated event the streamer Awards hell yeah hell yeah unfortunately are you yawning unfortunately not a lot of drama occurred this year at the streamer Awards which is unfortunately for us and the podcast that Cinderella obviously does not care about even remotely even a little bit because if she did she would have made some drama [ __ ] happen I was so close to patreon thing oh no I'm going to get there oh there is drama internally in this drama in this podcast a lot of drama there was just not enough drama at the streamer Awards which is like the first thing that I think is like [ __ ] up of you should I just should I've like been like streamer of the year goes to Austin show Vito like I just choose yeah yeah okay you should that spice it up people yell at you so then we can talk about it and like then you know eyeballs on the [ __ ] there was not enough drama I actually thought at one point I was just going to attack you on stage yeah I was going to say slurs yeah on camera blood did attack Austin yes there was drama blood wig uh in in while he was showing me his shoe while he was doing an ad placement by the way for his shoe lifted his shoe up intentionally kick the microphone into my tooth and Chip my tooth right here I sustained very it's a very bad injury you can see at one point in the broadcast Austin cut the in Marsh is beat red like he is red as the son because he is trying to deal with the fact that he's just been kicked in the face and thinks that his he doesn't know how bad badly chipped his tooth is so he's even he's even talking like this whole day he's like doing like the long li like as he's talking it was bad yeah it was bad but you know what but I looked in the mirror it was all good everybody The Producers were checking on me you know what you know what's crazy I heard this I don't know if the camera pick it up I don't know if the camera picked it up he said the f slur quietly like while he was K you he said honestly I wish I would have heard it would have turned me on God you are so horny for lwig oh my God bro I would I would have it a problem you were I would have been like say it harder I don't know how you you like this Croc I like harder I don't know say it I don't know how you can say it harder yeah oh look at him he's look at his lips stop what is wrong with you there's he's just he he is just un effort effortlessly sexy I remember a time when he used to talk about us like that I know we're old potato no you're not you're not old we're your old flings we're your old flings it's fine you forgot about we're we're yesterday's news f i I still think about you guys but we've we've been friends for so long it would just be weird all right let's be divisive and cause drama okay KY who was the best dressed of the three of us it's not even a question it was you well yeah what I was I was ter that's not even remotely drama he was wear wearing a a silver bow tie it was the worst thing I've ever seen it it was an atrocious it was the worst thing I've ever wore to a I wish you smelled bad I why don't hire a stylist I I don't know every year you complain come with us I should have I blew my La I blew the budget uh uh on this year's last year when I spent $88,000 on a shirt you spent Zer because you gave it back well no no no I had I exchanged it for another what is you guys want to hear something funny yeah so I bought vintage shirts studs from Polo because with the intention of giving them to my dad which I have now um but they were so vintage that when I pulled them out of the packaging they they made no sense to me they were just a hoop oh my God and I was like how do these work I've I've done the the the screw ones I've done the pin ones and I called my guy at Polo and I was like dude I have no idea how these vintage studs go in and there was like a long pause and he's like I am so sorry I've never seen studs like that before in my life I no idea what you do with them so when I got in my Uber I was late I told you I had an outfit emergency it was it was my call time I'm late and I'm with my shirt wide open in the Uber CU if you don't on YouTube researching vintage shirt studs and I found out that this was a cutter pin stud which is a very R rare stud and underneath the lining of the container there were these like metal Springs that you wrapped around and then I used the temporary lining of the shirt to create a ribbon as a backing so I was literally like nude in the Uber with my YouTube trying to figure out these shirt studs as I was going but you did figure it out I did at the very last second you pulled it off pulled it out typical y yeah you looked you looked phenomenal I told the hair and makeup PE people they said how do you want your hair I said ferof faucet oh they slayed they slay they killed it I was saying you've been on propia for so long that you've grown more hair than you ever gen Al work I have like X-Men hair now I can feed myself yeah literally I yeah like you you've crossed you've beaten all of your genetic barrier do you think the show itself like when you're sitting there watching it is it too long cut down a little this year was a bit long I think I felt actually it was shorter than last year it was longer maybe because I was working yeah you were working at this I work the red carpet first so so it was long just going to be honest with you it was a long day I think but that's that's that that's just because of red carpet like that I I felt the same way last year as well but as someone who didn't do the red carpet and just watched the show I think it was a little bit long I think we should do roses and Thorns for me food was excellent this year F was really good food was excellent I thought the performances oh my God baby no money oh a beating on that performance unreal incredible and so Harry ma was really good too was incredible I didn't really understand the the the fortnite one but that's not for me I'm not target audience I think I thought that was all great Thorns for me my biggest Thorn whoever botched the Maximillian dude video should write you a check I'm going to be realon should write you a check for whatever for for a good percentage of what they were paid because Max amillion I'm gonna say this he's so gracious he's so professional he did not bat an ey I was looking at him the whole time he was just staring there glowingly watching the video even as it cut to elevator music but in my mind I was like I love this dude this entire room of people loves this dude I mean dude double Anon it's his name and the internet loves this dude and I wanted to see that video I know it was a good and my editor worked so hard on it if you watched luckily the camera didn't pick this up but I'm in the background because I had a voice of God that I was talking to I was like what the [ __ ] is like I was yeah what happened with the with the audio still don't have an answer I have no clue booped up like was that the production company that dropped that I don't want to point fingers I'm not really sure no we won't P point fingers unless they don't write a check for partial amount back to cuti it was devastating though it was it was the only thing I like cried about I worked hard as a production company you cannot drop the ball on your keynote because the Lifetime Achievement Award is kind of like that key note moment that we can all come together on it was beautiful everyone loves Max my speech was beautiful your speech was beautiful ultimately ultimately though like despite those problems I think overall it was still a really good event I it was the best I did send him the video like as soon as I sent Max the video he was able to react to it on stream he's such a pro he didn't even bad not I know I think he was like really I just feel awful but I think he was like really stoked to be put up for it to begin with I uh yeah I don't know I mean the video I sent over has sound so I don't know what happened I don't know if the export the there CP I know I don't know what I don't playing videos there it's funny because the biggest feedback people are like well did you test it yes many times yeah I promise it was played in the in the that's frustating and then the other thing is I think the venue needs to write you a check too the bathrooms for the okay well this is the crazy thing oh drama this is drama this is the this is the crazy thing with the venue uhhuh it was a it was a urinal flood sir and I were there as it was happening the first time [ __ ] in the urinal okay somebody [ __ ] in the urinal the funniest thing is that I forget who it was started the rumor that it was quacky it was not quacky can confirm qu did not [ __ ] I think it was nandre that was like like talking about the [ __ ] in the urinal well and people keep finding these clips of like quacky leaving the and then and daily daily dose I think was like it was quacky um and everybody believes qu the nicest guy in the whole entire world there's not a nicer person you could frame you could like fugitive there hasn't been such a yeah I'm not sure I mean so so the urals were all on the floor and they started to overfill and fill the tile a little bit with p with P but the problem was they shut it down and to be honest they shouldn't have shut it down they should have still let us use the saws okay there's a little pee pee on the floor I can deal because it was so preferable they you know what they made us do they shut everything down and they made us go into into GA which I don't mind but I almost missed my award because I was taking pictures and signing autographs and I literally heard over the loudspeaker as I'm signing aut I looked around and I was like and the winner is name your price and I went I'm sorry guys that's my award and I just went boom ran I ran from the atrium I was looking for you I was looking I was like I was looking for you when when they when they said well first of all I was looking for you when they were when when they came out on stage to like I was looking for you you were nowhere to be found I knew if we won you would be there yeah when I saw you and I was just waiting for you to appear or I would have gotten on the microphone and waited until you got on stage what's that like winning an award you won last year he does this guy need some every year what what's that what's that like I I don't know I just let me tell you was it good does it feel good let me tell you I've got the award right here and will also is getting a trophy because this is an equal it's is a 50/50 where where I should get like a little baby one for being in the trailer and being in every episode pretty much well you know what it's not about you right now it's about us it's about I should like a particip like a smaller one maybe about the host of Name Your priz will an Austin show I actually inadvertently won two because I won uh lwigs dodgeball event too I well we were all there I I feel like such an [ __ ] cuz like you guys are you guys are like I'm so happy I went I'm like I wish you didn't yeah no she told me that she's like I wish you didn't win yeah I know but no how close did I come on just chatting last place was that last place you're not allowed I can't say that's a long PA I have a hard time I have a hard time for you I push for you pretty hard here's the thing moist critical said it best for me the first year these guys winning is my worst case scenario lwig winning is my worst case scenario right like these are like but if I touch it I touch it and I don't want to touch it so I just don't [ __ ] touch it like so I I you know and you go with it and I I think you're all very talented I do I genuinely do no I do like of course but it's like we don't hear that enough from you bless your heart we deserve it though um and sometimes I've I've always see people do that like release the numbers release the numbers and I was like I'll tell you what some of these categories you'd be surprised it's not close and I would feel bad releasing the numbers because I think it just like I think then it goes from this positive thing of somebody winning and three other people getting recognized to being like what the [ __ ] no one like even though like four people getting recognized is a massive and amazing and achievement of its own but then if you release those numbers people might start being like of course you oh my God like then it turns into a negative thing and it's just like that's not what I'm trying to do so well she's only saying this because she doesn't want people to know how little people voted for me for just chatting true that's what it is no that's not it I didn't even you know I didn't even vote this year we know you didn't I don't think I pushed for name your priz more than you did and more than even will did well will tweeted I didn't push it all I was kind of surprised IE for I was trying to do a little PR tour it fell short I had to rehearse for in the tub with Austin show oh and no no no no you took a bath I did take I literally okay so we we did do a rehearsal for Nam your price and it was just me taking or not name your price in the tub for Austin show and you just made someone film you taking a bath yeah I we were the whole thing was me getting the lighting right to see if my abs and face look good and it was like a catch 20 so you made a sex tap it was a good but I am I'm premiering the uh the show um it's coming out who's your first guest mkf wow take a bath when did you get in a tub with M I'm going to oh so you haven't done it it's going to be live in Austin I'm going to Austin oh so yeah yeah I'm gonna do that I'm gonna get in the tub with him so um yeah well it was a great show cutie it was a fantastic show we all enjoyed it it was a great show and thank you because truly like I never did everyone enjoy en it maybe maybe some people were maybe some people didn't enjoy were you mad at my joke I was nervous both of you I was nervous about my jokes wait I got I got named I thought I wish you would have taken more shots at me well no it was great it was fun you were nomin oh you were nominated I oh my God yo yo if anybody thinks she played favorites us no I think at this point please use this as Point she does not give a [ __ ] at this point I feel like like I don't even cutie just hates us no I don't you promoted furan podcast zero times at the well it's being promoted right now on your um yeah on your stream to a total of 2,000 viewers everybody everybody has left no no it's so much cooler when you do it there was 20,000 watching yes after and then they all s they so much it's so much cooler when you promote it like that instead of like in front of 600,000 okay but here's the deal we cutie we are broke we are broke we are broke we need money stop stop I offered I we talked about it on this podcast I said do you guys want to film an ad and you guys were like ads are cringe really no I thought it was a good idea no you didn't no one said that was I on vacation no Marsh do you remember this was I on vacation you remember I offered though wait I think I I said absolutely whatever you need from us I would have done you guys said no are you cutie we I need someone to find it cutie Cutie we we didn't want to pay for it we make pay for it I said we would remember I offered our funds and then I told him we can't afford it and we're not paying for it I made a joke about H having to pay for it and I said yeah let's do it that's I I did not say should pay for it no okay to be to be okay well number one it didn't do [ __ ] I had I had three whine about ads and two shout outs for the wi about Pat yeah because they're misogynistic but we have there's men yeah but the go yeah you could have actually benefited from it if you weren't trying to support stupid women Sapphire award how about schlong award where was myig deepest load hardest H that would have been million we need a biggest [ __ ] award thest rope award Rob board will NE clear no I dude I have really good robes I have really I don't know about you I had a pretty I'm going to be honest amazing you try and uplift women and you try and uplift people and they they just hate you for it men thickest ropes we we're there goggin is on is on Joe finally it would be touching it would be touching because it's like oh finally like men get recognition yeah that would be nice this is satire please for those of you at home this is a [ __ ] joke no it's not no the [ __ ] no one no one yeah no one cares about men like yeah we honestly [ __ ] up we seriously need more and which is why I think you should have a male co-host no unwind about it yes I agree no he's saying for the a for the a Austin just going to climb climb the ladder till the stream Awards is on his channel um look oh okay I saw something today was phenomenal I have another thing say I have another let me finish finish go ahead we only got 300 patreons from all of those ads that's what I was trying to say say that now advertisers are not going to advertise well I'm just saying like it's well for the patri I think patreon you know what never mind we got so many yeah we should cut that she made $3 million the reason the reason I sh wh about it is I make 50% and I needed to pay for this [ __ ] show and 50% is more than 20 so yeah a 20% of a much larger number yeah is it not if not if is it well I was thinking yeah yeah yeah you get sub you make more on wi about it than this yeah wait thank you Marsh wait not by a lot yeah yeah 10 15K more what that's a lot yeah D we we're slagging it's because don't do [ __ ] ads yeah cuz you it's your ad woman yeah yes hey I'm going to start you know what dud your estrogen is [ __ ] everything up okay I will say one thing though I saw a clip of you uhhuh uh riffing with Maya on wine about it about like women's suffrage and like how ladies like you need to get more uh gifts on Valentine's Day and you were fu on your aame yeah I'm funny and you're way funnier on wi about it than you are you are it's [ __ ] up it's really [ __ ] I saw no no that's cuz Okay this is the difference I'm on whine about it I'm talking to Maya and I'm like do you think ka's [ __ ] is as big as mine and she's like I don't know I say to you guys you guys like ew well that's we I'm not going to lie I don't that's insane that is that if that is your Baseline that you want me to rip on ka's [ __ ] I am out [ __ ] dogs but you guys don't can you find we talk about dick can you find the clip because like this is literally like no it's it's is like my daughter I'm not going to talk about her puss daughter no you Marsh pull up ka's [ __ ] right now on Google I'm telling you like watching her rip with Maya and then and then comparing it to like her Ka dog [ __ ] comment here it is your be it is your be he alarming it's alarming the difference is alarming so what what was the conclusion did you guys come to I haven't talked to Maya about K's vajina oh you haven't I thought you did because she PR [ __ ] aame troll [ __ ] she knows that that is she's in the lab cooking up beat I believe in yet the yes and you know improv master I'm a yes Ander and I say whatever comes to my mind and Maya never shuts it down but you guys will sometimes be like what the [ __ ] are you saying saying I think sometimes you need to be sh yeah well there's your problem so that's why I don't Adventure cue you're starting to become me wait what what is that yes and yes and what do you mean by that just saying you're becoming like you're saying crazy [ __ ] Austin you don't say crazy [ __ ] you just complain and talk about sex crazy are you talking about no you said Remember the vagina the [ __ ] the dog [ __ ] was what have you ever what have you ever said that's equivalent to anything that crazy Austin CRA you hate American Airlines what are you talking about Austin's craziest experience is like oh I met an old woman at the [ __ ] airport and we had a wonderful time how did I turn this on myself no cuz you tried to be me I don't know no it wasn't mean wait are you offended I'm a great person you've never you've never had like 10% as crazy as Cutie stories why would you want to be me that's I would love to be you I'd be so fit and I would get laid so often you are fit no I'm not get laid so often is that what you said the [ __ ] uh I do get laid often yeah I knew he'd like that yeah okay Jesus Christ dude remember the dog [ __ ] you mean the thing that we were talking about 10 seconds ago no it's just like I love that that was your A game that your A game no you know why that's not your A game because you [ __ ] cook up all the best [ __ ] for one about it I've seen it I don't even make a list can I can I say something yes whine about it you go in with segments here you just come and Dr D you don't trauma you come in here and all of a sudden you'll be like yeah when I was 16 this guy took me on a date and then made out with my friend and I still car from that and we're like what oh my god oh she's calling my oh my oh my here we go your call has we your friends we your friends we would pick up instantaneously call me call me I'll answer I think she's on an aopl okay sure yeah that's why that's why it rang let me call her let me I'm checking wait she's she's on an airplane if she picks this up I'll die yeah she's on an airplane I I can see her location oh my God that I don't know if she's on the plane yet but uh no it says an hour ago LAX oh she's on the plan the she's probably really angry at us calling her I'm so sorry oh well you know what well you know we're your friends no no I would like to say I would answer I would the I would answer you know the way I know you don't watch whine about it is because May and I have multiple episodes where it's just trauma dumping back and forth and then being like well that was a depressing episode well and also we don't go with any segments we just talk and that's why I talk about such crazy [ __ ] you know I don't talk about crazy [ __ ] here cuz you never shut the [ __ ] up um tickle at that [ __ ] but you do talk about crazy [ __ ] here you just said I don't what is happening no you talk about crazy [ __ ] you don't talk about fun stuff I'm I'm going to draw the line here I think you're being I think they're being unfair and I think you're great on this podcast thank you guys thank you so much no no I wasn't even I thought you were great on the podcast she's Shing you okay I will say it I I got clear the elephant in the room or point to the elephant in the room I don't [ __ ] know what you do this okay no no yeah this turned into everybody thinking we called them fat last time okay okay I think cutie is in a noticeably better mood now that the event is over yes yes I think you a weight has been lifted you had that you came in with that you are riffing you're riing a lot better that glow your [ __ ] was M kind of that glow is back your [ __ ] was mid it's back it's not anymore you didn't just get out of the shower oh my God she's not wet you're not noticing wet today she's not that damn she's not that damn oh my God you know what cutie you don't look like you just got out of the shower you look like you just got out of the salon the crazy I haven't I haven't showered since yesterday and this is my makeup and hair no good keep it keep it Queen keep it this is you look beautiful great I smell awful I don't can't smell you I can't smell you at all how do I smell my mother said that you looked phenomenal thank you she also said that you shouldn't have changed dressed she said the First dress was the best I know she was like that First dress was so beautiful the other ones were little pedestrian I I thank her for the feedback but she was so compliment my mother said my my mother said that cutie Cinderella is a very pretty girl mother my mother your looking at me my mother did not watch the show what your mother say my mother said oh my God I think cutie Cinderella is prettier than anyone else and also I think her dresses were not pedestrian that's what she said it was weird but you agreed the First dress was a knockout uh yeah it was fine I think they were all F sh your first dress was amazing I wanted to wear I wanted to just wear a suit jacket dress oo for my for my standup segment cuz I don't you know people don't monolog there's this thing in comedy where people don't laugh at pretty girls it's like it's like we talked about but people tell people tell you that so when I did standup I I remember like uh like one of my coaches or somebody this guy I was talking to he was like whatever you do I wouldn't even wear makeup yeah and so when I did stand up I had my hair in a messy bun I was just wearing a big t-shirt yeah and when are you doing your next stand up show I don't know my one of my improv teachers it was Allison amazing uh person over at Ground links there was a a very Buck some woman and she was like what are you doing tape those tape those HOAs down like men are just going to track those they're not going to hear your your lines yeah that was the first time I heard it and I was like I was like 25 at the time and I was like really she was like oh yeah well I study a lot of cuz I I don't know if this interesting to anybody but I female comedians there's only like a few routes you go with it yeah like that that people will actively respond to and I've always uh been like a Chelsea Handler delivery myself like my voice and everything cuz I don't have a nice Airy light happy voice um so before before the show I watched all of Chelsea Handler's yeah show like monologues you're better than Chelsea Handler match that but if even if you look at Chelsea Handler's outfits every single thing they're so basic they're so plain cuz you're not supposed to your opening monologue killed though yeah it was really good phenomenal it was it was really really good I this is the first year that I got a lot of input from a lot of people well no last year I had I had two writers and they they were great and then of course I also write a lot for myself for [ __ ] out there that don't think I do I write a lot of stuff myself on the roast you you wrote all your jokes yeah but this year I I've learned and I think it comes from a bad place of people being mean being like oh she's you're not funny a girl's not funny and then I was like you know what they're going to say that anyway so let me like I don't need to write all my own [ __ ] and yeah you might think this is cheesy but it's like it comes from like Taylor Swift Taylor Swift somebody said to her they were like she she she doesn't even write good song she has a co-writer so then she wrote a whole album by herself and they still didn't give credit so it doesn't matter like so it doesn't matter so instead I was like I'm just going to make this best ever slime helped me with some jokes Nick helped me Ben helped me or you guys don't know Ben Ben's great his friend Aaron and squeaks helped me um and then squeaks was actually really helpful he uh he cuz again when I tell jokes I just sound [ __ ] my voice is very [ __ ] and so squeaks sat with me for at least 4 hours and we went over every single joke and my tone on every joke for four hours and it I got closer I'm still not perfect my dream voice is actually Caroline's voice huh her stage presence and her voice it's like yeah she got that theater kid it's mixed with sweet and like and kind of my voice like I think Caroline's voice is a baby of mine in Pokémon she's like she's like sassy elevated yeah yeah and I'm just sassy this is this is so interesting to me really yeah what as like as a female what you have to go through in terms of like I've never thought about like the delivery of my voice yeah I mean the in uh a lot a lot to Comedy is your voice yeah do do men do the same thing with comedy in terms of like work on their like voice or is this like strictly like I think I think every joke is economy of language right if if you look at the anatomy of any good joke if you can tell the same joke and if it's piffy versus if it's drawn out and there's all just kind of word salad this version of it will always perform better so some people have very natural deliveries and they talk about some people's deliveries how they can make jokes that really aren't even that funny funny with timing and tone those those people are the best yeah that's like a that's like Kevin Hart Kevin Hart has like perfect say what you want about him okay I understand excellent I guess I've never done everyone will train it what the [ __ ] which one it didn't move she just I suppose I've never done standup comedy so I've never really thought about you get my pants here come hold my hand Ka I'm sorry they're white yeah they're nice okay I'm sorry he's an act he's so I think everyone needs to work on their voice the pro the difference is uh as a woman you have like additional hurdles that you have to that's what I was in the way that you're Perce and's Beal barrier of Entry like I think about my monologue and I know that if squeaks would have been saying it it would have been better just cuz it would have been better no it would have it just would have I don't think it would have been better I think it's just I think you did a fantastic job did good job now you're entering that self-conscious place where only demons in your mind you're fighting D man's um okay what do you what do you rate your overall performance and Thorns what's your roses what's my R what's your roses didn't you highlight low light okay my roses uh meeting a bunch of phenomenal people that I uh never really get to never really have the opportunity to link up with or even like know all that well I I talked to robbert Ross that was awesome we were talking about like new rounds oh my God oh my God Fiona no it wasn't K it was Fiona oh my God Fiona came in here ripped ass and then left walked away Jesus Christ and she's wagging her tail like looking at us she oh that's so bad get out in my mouth I I can [ __ ] I can't believe it she's just standing at the door wagging her tail you guys can't see it's really bad oh [ __ ] yeah of course they can't see it's a fart they can't see her I thought we thought the same thing she not the problem what would they have to see her waving her tail I think I'm going to pass out that's really [ __ ] up you know what's funny with the rubber Ross thing is I didn't realize that I had watch you got to go get a hobby for years on new grounds on new grounds and I went up to rubber Ross afterward and I was like bro I didn't put together that IID watched you almost like my entire adolescence yeah because I was a huge Newgrounds head and he's like oh you were and the funniest thing was because he shouted out Newgrounds Tom Fulp actually sent him a message for those of you who know who Tom Fulp is he's like the creator of new grounds and I thought that was so cool seeing Tom Fulp reach that was dope I met pirate software who I I'm fascinated by as as an individual in the space I think he's great um and also selbit we're going to Brazil yes and for all of you who said we're not going to Brazil [ __ ] you yeah yeah you didn't believe in's coming on name your prize wow I invited him check out tweet well he want he said any you know what he said to me he said anytime you want me on am your price he's coming to he'll come to La he's do it yeah I'm surprised he came to that I was like he was like I would love he he was the dopest he's awesome he is so cool so down to earth um yeah he's he was phenomenal one of my favorite people that I met he that was that was my those were my roses what's your Thorn my thorn I mean I don't really I didn't not really have a lot of thorns at all I I like the event was great overall I had a great great time I guess like taking an L that's not great but yeah you did take an L yeah you did you did take an L to the person that also won streamer of the year so it's kind of just like yeah it doesn't count unlucky r no I wasn't I did it wasn't even me I I wasn't even talking about taking an L on myself I I was I wanted will to win the just chatting did you win the best political streamer award we don't it doesn't exist people keep talking about that speaking of thorns what best podcast next year no yes thank you Marsh gets me don't you get me it's not we start streaming it oh I'm sorry I'm trying to give you topics that are important I think we should do um best gay streamer no yeah what thank you best gay streamer that's very brave of you I like that thank you thank you very much you will never win that I will I'm going to start streaming this year you'll be sorry yeah okay you're still not winning I'm going to start covering politics you'll be sorry okay liberalism is more popular than leftism okay there's more Democrats oh yeah Bernie Sanders lost yeah read read that [ __ ] yeah you're being mean read that [ __ ] to filth all right Rose and Thor uh Rose um I [ __ ] can I give a couple roses sure okay I loved hosting the floor it was so much fun I love getting out of the floor I knew my favorite things so great I loved it uh second was winning an award I've never won an award before yeah so that was that was honest I almost started crying how does it feel does it feel Goods amazing it does know it so you won you won I didn't I didn't and truly I didn't know how I didn't think about that I would win but even when I thought about it I didn't think that I would feel that way and it it felt so good it was so validating so amazing I've never first thing I did texted our manager yes Billy said the rate went up yeah that's so funny Billy was there I had I got yeah Billy Billy texted us he uh congratulate us very validating Thorn my thorn I hated how I looked yesterday I looked shits I look like shitan yeah the smokey eye ran um and the let's just be honest with me look like [ __ ] he didn't look like [ __ ] I look like [ __ ] you're hot you don't you don't ever look like [ __ ] I couldn't post anything to my Instagram you should have worn something like wake Wilder yeah I need crop jacket [ __ ] mesh top listen I want to say something to all you on the internet everybody was accusing the men of not dressing I get it last year but this year shut up the men look great shut and I'm sorry if you got mad that people wore tuck to a black tie event okay that's what you wear yes but I'm just going to start dressing like a [ __ ] my boys dressed up I saw some [ __ ] boys I I want to dress dress great duck I don't know if you guys know duck he wore the full pink tuxedo oh my God yeah there's a lot of men that were dressed Dean so cool looked great Dean looked amazing oh even Jason the we with his Prada outfit yes yes incredible I'm trying to nandre nandre looked great Dan Clancy three outfit changes that that's big for Dan yes it is for Dan will meth [ __ ] fantastic great out the boys showed up the girl listen we're not going to compete with the girls ever the girls looked fantastic I think we're ging a run for their money we did our best no we're not giving them a run for their money but I I do think that uh wake had a really solid showing Hansen fell had a really good out as well best chest of the whole night I got to give it to her Jade quarter Jade you know what's so funny I wanted that dress that sculpted thing when I first saw her I averted my eyes and I was like Jade either that is the most sheer thing I've ever seen or that's a piece of armor and she's like it's a piece of armor and I went what and I flipped it that was like it was like a metal plate I almost got that dress oh so sick but it was and I was considering getting it for next year but now I'm not going to so it's a guy on Tik Tok that makes this dress and I email emailed him and it's not even a dress it's like technically supposed to be what is it like um I think it's [ __ ] I forget what it's called I was looking it up earlier when we were streaming but it's like it's it's it is armor it it looks like a like a statue of David style Venus yeah Statue of Venus style uh I'm going to do the David one next year and rock the little tiny [ __ ] plate I love that I emailed the guy and I was like I want this dress blah blah blah and he's like okay it's this much and it takes 8 weeks to make and I was like great and so I tell tayor I was like yeah send him my measurements I want that that's the dress I want to wear and she send him my measurements and he was like we only make size six and I was like oh oh so I'm going to lose weight we next one size which is funny to ask for my measurements but then say only wait hold on they custom make them why can't they customize I guess they don't I don't know they're like we don't have enough supplies so it would have been like H well it's like um like those like the boob shape those aren't Jody's boobs those are the boobs that they use for everybody so I would had those boobs yeah I would have had those boobs but they just don't they they don't know how to make I didn't see it were they like were they was she covered from like or her it looked like she was wearing like a statue like a naked statue Mar can you pull it up it's a beautiful dress I thought Caroline looked fantastic it'll be on Caroline looked fantastic Caroline slay Caroline did you know who else looked amazing C Brit C looked awesome yes C killed it C said and I said I forgot my gloves I forgot my gloves I said oh wow okay you want to know you want to know what I also thought was incredible and I found out later that it it like I thought Em's outf was great yeah but emu's outfit you're not showing it on camera oh okay I thought emer's outfit was great um and then I found out that she had a cape that she could have worn with a tube and that [ __ ] looked incredible we wear more cap just drooled on himself so you know who look great I'm going to give it to him I'm G to [ __ ] say it mkff yeah M the best ever looked he looked like Jason STM with hair yeah no he's start he's he's wearing his hair for I don't want to give him give him yeah I I hate to admit it but like he did look pretty good you look fantastic yeah Rel my boys looked good I don't know except me I look like and peach come on I I'm noticing you're saying a lot of names you haven't brought my name up it's just that's cuz you're a little [ __ ] and you didn't wear the outfit that took you to get okay well it would have been a classic black tux if I wore that oh I'm sorry oh I'm sorry I didn't want to wear a classic black Tu did he not did he fit into the suits yes not the no not the one that like will got I wanted the one that like I he regretted it too I saw him tweet that he regretted it listen I get it you always want to make a splash I thought it was a very classic outfit we could have dressed it up with accessies all get a stylist next go crazy I looked incredible most talking to these looked incredible say it looked incredible and I got to say those Tabby high heels were fly I I thought so too I mean they're [ __ ] hard as [ __ ] to walk around and did you guys take pictures yeah I didn't take that many photos like I didn't take like a full you didn't go to the portrait photo there was too long of a line it it was interview I'm not going to lie I did do something very catty and I apologize to everybody because I worked the red carpet the whole time and I knew the photographer yeah I went up and I skipped the line oh [ __ ] up I got into it with the said I've been working the last 3 hours I'm sorry guys I just want photos before we go in I had a little bit of a customer service related issue with the bartender on uh oh here we go let him go let him flow do you want to do you want to speak I was just going to say on the bright side I think next year no this will be a whole topic so you go okay I went up to order a drink and the gentleman says I need your ID and I said oh no worries I'll go get it and he's like yeah it's been like that for the last 50 years I went oh oh I said oh oh really I said oh I didn't I wasn't aware I didn't know that and we kind of he was very caddy he was so [ __ ] about it and I was like and I was like and he kept going and I was like I'm I'm not arguing with you I'm my ID no he was being a dick and he was he he was a dick big [Music] time yeah yeah that's why I'm confused I had to go get no I he which is totally fine for him asking for for to make it clear be mean he was asking for ID not an issue whatsoever but um shouldn't have been that way he know he he he he was he was mean all time Rose and Thorn my rose I think this is an interesting Rose I think but a really good rose this year was um working with and getting to know jinxy more because he is just the most Pleasant little petunia I was I will say knowing his online Persona versus the graciousness and the thought that he put into his videos I was shocked at how yeah I was shocked at how profound his little acceptance speeches were I was like damn so if you guys don't know if someone's not attending I ask them for a video regardless if they're winning or not I just say hey give me a video in case you win this this and this sometimes they send the video sometimes they don't I only really start bothering them if they are uh like in the top two then I'll be like hey because also sometimes people choose not um to accept it they they'll they'll be like no I don't want it so then you yeah it happens I won you guys will never know whomst but that does happen um and so anyway uh he the first day I messag him hey congrats on your nominations you got this I know you're not attending uh he has reasons that he couldn't attend and you know we talked about that and so I was like do you want to co-stream he was like yes please and he sent all of his videos in one day and he's just like he's such a cool kid I I say kid because I am he's like 22 right yeah I'm like I'm not you know who the first person was to tell me that he was a really smart guy was Dan Clancy really Dan Clancy had glowing things to say about him he's really sweet yeah he's really sweet he was really like so respectable like the words of Shaq I got to say I'm sorry I was unfamiliar with your game I mean he he nailed the Tik Tok algorithm to to ttch Method so I mean it's obvious that he knows what he's doing a lot of people think like oh this guy's like dumb he yells a lot but clearly no I was very impressed this was the first time I've like had conversations with him and I was like wow all right Thorn air some [ __ ] out now the biggest Thorn not know what the word RSVP means uhoh talk about it I'm not going to Flame you Hanan because you always show up and you're my friend so you kind of get a pass I don't I had I'm not kidding you the last last two days before the show 30 people bail I can't I can't change catering numbers I can't change security I that's so much money just in the garbage that's so much food in the garbage so many people that would have rather taken those position like how just don't like and dude I I I did I did uh this is I saw this on Twitter no no no no no no no this guy's fine the one you saw on Twitter is sp boy who tweeted that out and I was like space what the heck you know I dm'd him and he was like he didn't seem to get it he said he thought he was just a face in the crowd and I think people don't realize that this isn't just like a corporate big event this is like I'm paying for your dinner baby I'm every single person that's invited is hand selected by me like like if you don't want to be there please I wish you would have told me like if you couldn't if you can't that's the thing if you cannot be there just tell me that there were people that didn't even tell me that didn't show up um but this was a crazy one a day before before the event just and again I know things happen yeah I really do you just poor freaking sweet Anita got Co yeah she flew all the way here she got freaking Co how awful you know I will never hold that against her and I I luckily I have my team there and I know every year I'm going to have some empty seats because of stuff like this so like I was able to have like my my videographer take SED and need a seat or like you know so I have seat fillers to an extent but like you know that's a lot of seats um but the day before this is all they say won't make it on Saturday let me see who is it I can't I'm not going to say I absolutely will not say but pretty cold no apology no nothing you just said oh okay but I just I just like at least explain to like even like even xqc that freaking Rascal [ __ ] he he tells me he's like I'm so sorry I've got this problem I got this sh haa I will pet you you don't need to push Fiona out of the way um come here fion if xqc can tell me why he can't make it so can you and if you if that's too much to ask X it's kind of your fault for even inviting him I'll say it it's your yeah 100% like you just want to be heard again any any yeah any person that that invites xcc to any event is [ __ ] delusional unless it's gambling involved unless you got like a 100 Grand in the bag in cryptocurrency waiting for [ __ ] us never me down okay what yeah what are you talking about he showed up last year he asked if he could present an award he he's hasn't [ __ ] Camp was an exception but there was a lot going on we learned about later yeah but still but he usually hasn't let me down but anyway I don't want to talk about it um but anyway I just it's just sad because there's people that would love to take their seats and again just say no to me before it's fine if you can't come it's so fine if you come huh Aiden is that always oh I did invite Aiden but that's he never filled out an RCP it's people that I invite they fill out an RCP adding their dietary restrictions adding their photo for security adding all this information and then just not coming wait I didn't remember a photo for security did I you did I put it in for you oh I'm so sorry it's okay I didn't RSVP yeah I filled it out but but you knew I was coming I did you did after I didn't I forgot did yeah I said I was going to do it and then I forgot you you could have done it you could have found time it does take 5 seconds I know yeah you just have to tell like if you fill out an RCP and then you don't show up that's so [ __ ] up I was listen we're not we're not yelling at me about this because like I always show up okay yeah I'm very reliable so I will say I do keep maybe this is petty have ever been not reliable no he's he's always on time exactly this might be Petty of me but essentially when you check in you get ID cards and we keep all of those extra ID cards and anybody who just know call no shows you never get an invite again wait really yeah damn that's you just made me throw away food and a spot and like it's just waste T is literally doing the vcts right now he was up for two yeah he was up for two [ __ ] Awards he made it he made it before flew from the freaking like if you are CP TW had a he was he was doing a tournament the yeah in the morning you don't have to RCP you don't have to come but if you and you say you're coming then come yeah no that's messed up holy [ __ ] [ __ ] that's mess me off but overall I think like uh no drama happening this year like not not a lot of drama happening this year bad for the podcast sorry ter ship [ __ ] us uh overall I think it like uh allows people to feel positive more positive about the event than they ever funny the biggest complaints I've seen is like oh there's so many ads I gotay for the show yeah I can't that's a that's a complaint that so I'm like if that's your complaint really do anything about that too well I thought it was a great event great event I love the ads we can put it to bed now yeah yes put it happy successful gracious to be surrounded by so many talented people we're ready for the next one now on to our next Endeavor cutie Cinderella getting on a plan this year it's gonna happen we're not supposed to talk about that I I didn't bring it up it's boring and repetitive but but it is happening shut up yeah shut up yes and even Ka thinks so look no Kai is giving me support yes and like they're being mean to you what else is going on in the world guys well I'm opening up my note oh I paid for H's dinner the other night oh that's true okay this is fun I took Hassan I want everybody to know this that I took H and several people out for dinner H actually I invited several people out for dinner I invited myself and then Hassan invited himself oh I texted you you didn't respond cutie you were insanely busy with the stream rewards there's no way you would have gone cuy would have appreciated a nice dinner he didn't want to invite you because he's a misogynist no that's not true oh I'm sorry were there any women involved with the dinner no there were no women involved with the din because you wanted it that no no no cutie this is this is not the way I suggested cutie be invited and you said no uh I have I have it's not true that's not true will didn't respond to my text message so why did you invite will but not cutie because cutie was so busy with the stream Awards and I no that's not true hold let me look I text you more than any of these two okay all right I I I hold on on T it's because on T I knew you were busy I knew you were busying all right I was texting you on melt I was I was texting you on Tuesday hey do you have a seating chart sorry to bug you Wednesday I just knew you were busy and I I didn't want to bother so on the day that we went to dinner you were texting her about some nonsense but you couldn't text her about hey would you like you were busy I swear to God on my dime you would have come I appreciate the no you would have come say you would have come you wouldn't have come will didn't even will doesn't respond to my text messages anymore cuz you'll text me right before you know I'm going live no I text I texted you at like 4: 430 dog I think my mom and dad were there dogs can we not fight they're not they're fing but anyway I paid for a very expensive dinner for Hanan I just wanted everybody to know that it was it was an expensive dinner we went to who was there a rooftop squeezy squeezy and uh his two friends uh where was there last night you switched yeah you clout chasing [ __ ] he he is he wanted not wanted squeezy all to himself and then when I invited myself he was upset no no no no hold on hold on let me let me say this that's not true I was upset because you you invited yourself under the premise that you wanted a free meal that's what he wanted he wanted a free meal and he said oh you're paying I'm coming and I'm going to order a no I was going to take him out anyway but no I wanted to take sque squeezy out because he took me to a couple of great wanted to take him out by your jury jury uh will I have a question totally separate uh you attracted an amazing austino video this year oh drama streamer flashbacks yeah he doesn't [ __ ] with you I knew it that [ __ ] I don't think he [ __ ] with you I don't the second year in a row but I will give him a pass he did send me a giant list of everyone he was including the video and he said will you check this and see if I'm missing anybody and I just said um it's good and I didn't look at the list I just trust you know who doesn't [ __ ] with you then cutie well I could have I should have checked but I just kind of assumed let me tell you let me tell you if Maya wasn't on that list' be like [ __ ] I'm nominated for two Awards yes oh was I on the list was I in it yes I was yeah everybody was in it but me two years in a row now wait which one the recap video yes you were on the recap video no I was yes you were you were dancing with Elvis on Nam your price in the recap video yeah you were on the recap no not the recap the throwback of everybody's first oh was that austino yeah when was austino that Talent I'm thankful I wasn't dogs enough dogs we can kick him out and close the door I'm fine with that that's enough dog's outg out go house dog out up house go home what is house place place place place get out you blew it ouch you B both dogs both dogs ouch I'm not yelling at them I believe that dogs get the [ __ ] both dogs go go go out out F both dogs F you blew it f dogs blew it blew it when she farted I'm no fth me both dogs both dogs Fiona not it's enough wow ha literally thinks Fiona is a chew toy I swear to God you can't close the door with the GU camera are they are they okay just swallowed Fano playing she's no no no they they play like nonstop they fight nonstop but in a in a good way yeah yeah yeah but they do feel was bleeding no they're they do it here as well you haven't even gotten to the point where like I listen I'm a dog mom so funny he said the most violent fight happening no they they you haven't even gotten you haven't even seen the worst of it when she starts going Fiona starts making a very weird noise when they're having fun it's very weird cutie what else is going on your world uh right now I'm mostly just tired okay mostly just tired yeah thank you I'm pretty worn out is that that wine about it content we've been hearing about that's that's it that's that's the juicy we recorded wine about it today and it was pretty bad what pretty bad yeah cuz I was so tired we had to do it right before I woke up so my how how many hours of sleep did you get last night last night I actually I slept finally Maya still L was me a collab stream that's true why are you looking at me like that true and what yeah aren't you supposed to go clean up garbage at the beach or something yeah exactly and she came and she left cuz she's she's fraudulent now that yeah she's a fraudulent fraudulent [ __ ] she's a fraudulent [ __ ] now that you are done working on stream rewards uhuh now you can set up all our dates that you owe us too you frul frul f call fraudulent [ __ ] times two you owe me like eight [ __ ] dates cuz every every day that goes by between now and then I'm going to chop down a tree in the rainforest yeah I'm kicking I'm kicking a [ __ ] peacock in the face peacocks I don't know if they're in the rain whatever I'll whatever is native to that region we will kick it in the [ __ ] face yeah what are you going to do uh what I don't know what the hell he's not upset I'm not upset at all I don't want to go on my date why that's mean I'm taking his date as well because I paid the most no no no hold on wait wait no I would love to go on a date I just didn't think I didn't want it to be filmed I wanted it to be an intimate moment with Connor eats pants and I oh I was going to say bought you have to go to a cat right you don't stream no I well I do this I now you're all going to be sorry shut up you're all going to be sorry you're going to do one episode a month no well no it's going to be once a week for the first month and then you're going to do one episode every week hot tub I I hope you can keep up with that break neck streaming schedule you better get you better get your floaties ready Hassan you're in my tub okay you can wear a shirt if you want that's lame I don't want to wear shirt you're asking him for the tub you're going to be in my tub too don't you worry I don't care to be in his tub I don't want to you're a fraudulent [ __ ] also no wait hold on hold on hold on surrounded by fraudulent excuse me want to be you want to be in my I'm going to be in your TB you don't need to be in my you only want to be in my tub so you can get lwig in my that has no that has nothing to do tyal la claser wants my friend to get to lwi I have Ludwig's number I could call him I could call him and have him in my tub if I wanted to yeah that's what they all oh my God you want to hear something crazy this I get this message so every once around people request will call tickets yeah and they're like my agency will be like hey someone soone wants will call ticket I was like that's fine someone so wants will call ticket that's fine someone soone wants will call ticket that's fine someone so wants will call ticket no she tried to sleep with my boyfriend I had one of those come through I was like the audacity if you just notice an edit it's cuz this [ __ ] leaked information this guy said my social security no no that's not true Hanan got his [ __ ] out yeah that's believable we were all talking and he just it happened so fast it just whipped it out for no reason I was like hey this is what Dr happy Turkish New Year I want to snack how close are we Marsh okay let's talk about [ __ ] you guys we're ending at 59 minutes if you want an extra minute come to the patreon no we're going to we're going to keep I'm going to keep okay fine oh yes an no Fiona get out oh my God she's back going to fart again [ __ ] dog she's such a tiny dog but she is a powerful ass it turns out that could be a sign of something very wrong I think with no I think it's cuz like she probably tried to eat ka's feed a little bit oh that's I Fiona you're very cute though you're adorable her feed Fe feed well thank you guys for watching another episode of fan we're going to sold out calendars Oh yay let's go we're going to talk a lot item MH coming up jock straps body what body pillows body pill [ __ ] the body pillows are coming with the clothes Fury and jock trrap would go hard though yes the clothes are coming soon the the clothes look really well we got two drops Marsh is working on one I'm working on so we're GNA have hey we're getting we're getting somewhere that's right we'll get hey what a great time to look forward to our year and go it's going to be good yes I always you know I how I look at stream rewards before we end I always look at it as like a motivator to be like next year starting today you have to be greater than you were last year because I want to be up there again that's nice okay you kind of said that a little flatly I can't get nominated I'm still I'm working on no no no you can you choose not to imagine no that'd be insane imagine if she got nominated I I feel like it would be so much worse for her mental state I'm going to plot with your production company one time to give you the lifetime of achiev aient award you think it's going to go to somewhere else someone else and then boom bang no that would be the worst thing you could do to her I would walk on stage with a gun and simply I won't say it all right let's end it there like with the assassination threat no myself um insufferable I have a request what's that you're all going to go to the Dune 2 premiere with me when's that it's at the beginning of night are you going to film it sure no Oh I thought you no I thought you were doing like an IRL stream and then like you I want go see a movie with my friends I would love to it's something I care about and I'd like to include you I would love to go can I [ __ ] the popcorn bucket no I'm going to [ __ ] the popcorn bug oh it's long but that's an insane question to ask dude dude you said you want to go to a movie and she said I don't ask for anything one of you is going to [ __ ] the popcorn bucket and one of you ass is cting oh I'm sorry I didn't realize that participating in the way that you're supposed to was a crime I just want to be a family for once

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Id: dvge9gHYy9M

Length: 61min 16sec (3676 seconds)

Published: Mon Feb 19 2024