The Trial | #warframe #parody

order in the courtroom order Bas you are the judge well of course today we are here to decide whether this tenno abused poor zanuka or not how can you be the judge aren't you a little bit biased how could I be we have here my good old enemy alad who stole my Wisp and here you are an EXC old friend who also stole my Wisp and so I will be the judge of this case oh Lord have mercy so alled what are your charges against the tenno the charges well thank you your honor my charges are as follows the tenno damaged my ship killed a dozens people of my crew hacked and damaged several panels beat me up so badly that I needed EXP expensive Medical Care and in addition to these millions and millions of credits and damages he also wrecked my beloved pet zanuka even if he pays for the damages I can't think of a number that could repay my emotional and economic damages but if you really had to say 7.56 billion credits this is outrageous order in the courtroom but silence tenno how do you plead I'm not guilty first of all I shot at the Corpus crew because they've opened fire at me first secondly they closed the doors on me that's why I had to hack and Jack some of the consoles thirdly zanuka tried to attack me and that is why I have ended her miserable life and what about alad well he's a piece of objection objection your honor order order alad what is your response I would like to thank for my Brave brutally unived crew members their service secondly go to hell you soulless monster okay tenno before I give you the final sentence you do know that you just have admitted your Crimes by explaining the reason for committing them oh oh well that's why you should have go to a law school as the judge of this court I hereby sentence you to work on a specific place until you are able to repay a lad V what was the exact amount 8.56 billion credits right until you repay 8.56 billion credits to our lad well index here I come not so fast tenno I said you have to to work on a specific place to earn that money where do I work a lot how about DUI no click here for the next episode or you could also support the tenno by pressing the like button for every like I'll remove 1 million credit from his debt hey I didn't agree to that

Channel: Att1s

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Id: -NQdBRqseSo

Length: 3min 24sec (204 seconds)

Published: Sat Jan 27 2024