[doorbell ringing] Hey, Mrs. Wong.
Are those for me? They sure are. Oh. What... is on this? Those are fish heads, fish head. It's the only pizza you'll get
till you admit you cheated at my contest. I told you I did not cheat. Really? Well, then get ready
for a fish head tsunami. [snapping]
Wong out. And a little Parmesan cheese. Ah. All right, Jasper, tell the folks at home
what you think of my pizza soup. I love it! Whoa there, Pony,
how about tasting it first? Well, sure. I'll use the spoon. Brilliant. Move it! Move! Oh. Hey, hey. What? Let me in there. I'm sorry. The store is closed.
We are shooting a live TV show. I know that. Jasper, let me in. [screaming] No. No, I didn't say that. Hi, Morgan, I'm Piper and I watch your show
all the time. Um, actually, we already picked
this young man to be our special guest
today so. So, when you went
to the White House, you made dinner
for the president and his whole family.
And Jasper is family to me. [coughing]
I am? Well, duh.
He's at our house all the time. Not enough, but a lot. Well, then, okay, I guess.
Ah, if you're hungry, - I just made some pizza soup.
- Yeah, smells great. Ooh, careful, it's way hot. It's okay, I like the burn. Alright, Jabber. Jasper. Your nose is definitely broken.
We're gonna have to reset it. Ooh. Is resetting his nose
gonna hurt? - Oh, yeah.
- Ha! Sorry, dude. I'm here. Oh, Good. Jasper, this is Gary. He's going to be fixing
your nose. I thought you were going
to fix my nose. No, no, no, no, no, no. [chuckles]
See this hospital, St Bernard's. we are a teaching hospital. And that means? We work with medical students
like Gary here. Dang, I got soup on my jacket. Gary's gonna fix my nose? He's gonna try. Hey, Doc, will you come take
some selfies with me? Why, yeah, I'd love to.
Uh, just give me a sec. Gary. So I want you
to just grab his nose and try to shove
the ethmoid bone deep into his nasal septum. Huh? I'm not going to say it twice,
Gary, just do it. 'Kay. Mm. [screaming] Stop! Stop! Stop! Don't stop, Gary. [screaming] Max, this is a bad idea.
We're gonna get exposed. Phoebe, you're forgetting
I'm an evil mastermind. May I present? What's that, your briefcase
full of doctor fooling stuff? My briefcase
full of doctor fooling stuff. First, we have a robotic arm
with a normal pulse. And fake ears
so the doctor won't detect your super temperature. Oh, no, Max,
the doctor's coming. Hurry, get ready. Hello. You must be Billy. Before we take a look
at your thumb, I need
to take a few vital signs. Can I see your arm? That's quite an arm
you've got there. Thank you, it's new. [laughing]
Oh, Billy. He says things. Pulse seems normal.
Let's take your temperature. Uh, use this one,
I'm left eared. Good gravy! I can explain.
Billy has... a huge ear. [beeping] 98.6 Yes! I loves me
some normal ear temperature. All right,
let's look at that thumb. Can you wiggle it? I can shake it all night long. Hey, here's your fajita puree. And there's
your fettuccine alfredo. Thank you. Ooh. That hits both my stomachs. She's Canadian. Get out, so am I.
Where are you from, eh? She's from Hockey Town.
Where are you from? Fine. You got me.
I'm not Canadian at all. [crying] You're actually
a great class president, and you should be making
the first movie. You're a good president,
no, you're a good president. No, you're a good president. We're here to make
[unintelligible] [rumbling] That doesn't sound very healthy. That was meant for me,
wasn't it? Don't ruin the moment. [screaming] [sighing] Kid, I think you did it! What do we do now?! We got to get the diamond
from her! Yeah, good luck finding me! All right, Heather,
where are ya? Okay. All right. - Hey!
- I got her! No, it's me. Heather? Come on. Come on. Come on. - Yo, Marco!
- Polo! What? No, not you.
Alright, whatever. Hey! Hey! Found her! Right there, right there,
right there! I got her. Did you get it? - I got it.
- Alright! Alright. There. That's Heather Bogart.
Arrest her. Yeah, take her away boys. This isn't over! I'll be back
and I'll get that diamond! Yeah, alright. Have fun in jail
and you are not a gymnast. Do you two realize
what you've done? Yes. We saved the Neil Diamond. Here you go, man. [groaning] Billy, his back is turned,
go now. You want me to go
to the bathroom in the [unintelligible]
Okay. Go. Put the bird vase back. Oh, right. Good job, Billy.
Max? Yeah, I snuck in here.
But don't tell your mummy. This isn't happening.
Get back here, Max. Wait. Something's not right
here, either. All right, what's going on,
Happy Feet? I was patrolling, not dancing, when I noticed
the bird vase was gone. What are you talking about?
It's right there. [door shutting] You wanna explain that? I am not a good guard, am I? There she is, the 18th hole,
all I have to do is hit this ball into its mouth,
down the tail and into the hole. No one has ever sunk this putt in the history
of prehistoric putts. Didn't this place just open? Sh, let Daddy have his moment. Whoa! Winner! [groaning] It's not done yet, guys. All we have to do is wait
for gravity to pull it in, even if it takes all night. [cheering] Gravity, you've done it again. Hole in one! Hey! Hey, come on,
let's take the windmill. Let's do it. Freeze Wall Dogs! All right. Now, I only have
this one pair of handcuffs... but Captain Man's gonna be back in a second
and he has more handcuffs, so until he gets here-- Hey! Hey! Wait! Hey! Hey! Gotcha, dude!
Now, you'd better just- Whoa, you're a girl dog. We have the "I love you",
now we just need to get Dad to say, "Blobbin". Why do you get to be the head
and I have to be the butt? Because it was my idea to write
"Blobbin" on the dessert menu and, well, you're a butt. Oh, I totally wasn't talking
to you. You seem lovely. I'm sorry tonight went so bad
but I have a surprise in store for you later. Is it a cow? Hey there, Cowpokes.
How about dessert? Thank you. Oh. Since there's
only one thing on the menu, I guess we'll have that. - Uh, what?
- This. Cows can't read. Yeah, but you're not a real cow. Just say it! Oh, the butt talks too. All right, fine, uh, we'll have the vanilla ice cream blob
in hot fudge. - Got it.
- Thank you. Hey, I think that cow took
my biscuit. Uh, you feel that?
You feel that warm bread? This is how bread should feel. Right? Okay, ready? Yeah. Oh. Oh my gosh. Hey. After we finish our steaks, what do you want
to get for dessert? I think
we should get more steak. We're getting steak for dessert. What would you rather have,
the chicken? Hey, don't make fun of Bianca.
She gave up her dinner for you. I know. So stupid. Dude, I don't get how
you can just literally-- Shh. What? Okay, remember two weeks ago, the robbery
at that jewelry store? You mean those two robbers
who stole the jewelry? Yeah. Uh, their names are...
Ert Landers and Bernie Caldwell. That's them right over there. For real? That is Ert and Bernie. I know. Punks. Hey, they're about to leave. Well, that's our cue. Pop a gumball. But I hadn't had my steak yet. - They're criminals.
- I want my steak. Ray, pop a gumball
in your mouth right now. [groaning] Let's do this. I'm just gonna...
