The Talking Cows of Ancient Rome

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How is that fat written, which was used? I wanted to google it.

👍︎︎ 13 👤︎︎ u/M_qu 📅︎︎ Jul 06 2021 🗫︎ replies

While you are on the topic of meat are there any recipes for sausages, whole pig/ox roasts, steaks or anything else in some of these Roman recipes?

👍︎︎ 8 👤︎︎ u/Beekeeper9023 📅︎︎ Jul 06 2021 🗫︎ replies

That caul fat is traditionally wrapped around faggots, which, no word of a lie, are a kind of braised meat/offal pattie from Britain

👍︎︎ 4 👤︎︎ u/accountnotfound 📅︎︎ Jul 07 2021 🗫︎ replies

I wonder if spreading Schmaltz on it would be a good substitute for caul.

👍︎︎ 3 👤︎︎ u/ShemtovL 📅︎︎ Jul 06 2021 🗫︎ replies

Is there a written recipe anywhere other than in the video? I didnt see it in the links.

👍︎︎ 2 👤︎︎ u/sprocketous 📅︎︎ Jul 06 2021 🗫︎ replies

u/jmaxmiller You've mentioned must in the reduction sauce. Do you know if grappa was around in the time of the Romans. Since grappa is made from fermenting grape must/pomace specifically leftover from winemaking.

👍︎︎ 2 👤︎︎ u/Forlorn_Cyborg 📅︎︎ Jul 06 2021 🗫︎ replies

Less carbs perhaps 🤔

👍︎︎ 6 👤︎︎ u/SombraBukimi 📅︎︎ Jul 06 2021 🗫︎ replies

This recipe seems similar to french crepinette

👍︎︎ 1 👤︎︎ u/avedds100 📅︎︎ Jul 07 2021 🗫︎ replies

I watched this on YouTube and got severe flashbacks to Saturday morning infomercials of the 1990's.

👍︎︎ 1 👤︎︎ u/Orgidee 📅︎︎ Jul 07 2021 🗫︎ replies
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Isicia omentata, a very fancy way of saying  hamburgers or at least the closest thing that ancient Rome had to them and that is what we're making today. So thank you to Blinkist for sponsoring this video as we make imperial hamburgers and marvel at the fact that   ancient Rome had talking cows,  this time on Tasting History.   So this recipe is pretty much the closest thing  that we have to an ancient Roman hamburger   or meatball because it's not terribly  specific in exactly how to shape it,   but it wouldn't have been served as  a sandwich like a hamburger today.   "Ah hamburgers" But over on the channel Invicta, I will put a link  in the description. They have a new video where   they imagine what a Roman hamburger would be like  if it was served like a modern hamburger but only   using ingredients that would have been available at the time. What would the bun be like? Does it have cheese and what exactly would go on it? One of the cool things about the recipe that we have today which is from Apicius is that he calls for a very specific condiment to be served with. Isicia omentata: Minced meat with caul fat. Chop meat and pound with white bread crumbs soaked in wine. ]   Pound pepper, garum and, myrtle berry if you like. Shape the meat with pine nuts and pepper placed inside.   Wrap in the caul and cook served with caroenum. That caroenum is the condiment and basically it's grape must or juice, sometimes wine that has been reduced  into a light syrup. So for this recipe what you'll  need is "One pound or 450 grams of meat. Now the recipe is not specific in what meat should be used. In other similar recipes in that section of the book he mentions squid and mussels and pheasant, peacock, and pig brains. Luckily for me he gives us carte blanche in this recipe   so I'm going with beef because that's what we're  discussing. A few large slices of stale bread crumbled up without the crust about enough to make a cup. A half cup or 120 milliliters of wine,  one teaspoon of pepper, one tablespoon of garum, or another fish sauce. A few myrtle berries or juniper berries if you can't find myrtle berries, and the recipe says that you can or cannot use them. So if you want just leave them out. A quarter cup or 30 grams of pine nuts, some caul fat, we will get into that ingredient later, and three cups or 700 milliliters of grape juice or wine. Now making these videos requires a beaucoup de research and lately I haven't had time to really read anything   that wasn't for the channel. Not complaining  but I am interested in things other than food and history, and that is why I have really been  enjoying my subscription to today's sponsor Blinkist. Blinkist has thousands of non-fiction  titles spread over 27 categories and they   condense them into 15 minute text or audio  explainers called Blinks. 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So if you love learning about all sorts of topics but you just don't have  time to cover everything that you want to read   Blinkist is for you, and for the first hundred  people that click the link in the description   blinkist.com/tastinghistory you'll get a seven  day free trial that you can cancel at any time,   as well as 25% off if you choose to get a full  membership. Now onto the burgers. So the first thing you gotta do is make that condiment caroenum. It takes a little while. Just pour the grape juice or wine into a saucepan, and set it over a low flame until it reduces down to about a third of its original quantity. While it reduces add your bread to a bowl with a wine and let it soak while you chop your meat into very fine pieces.  Then add the meat to a mortar and take some of the bread and put it in the mortar as well, then pound them together. Depending on the size of your mortar you might have to do this in a few stages but it's really cool because it actually comes out   almost like ground beef. In a clean mortar grind  half of the pepper and if you're using myrtle or   juniper berry grind those in as well. Then in a  bowl add the meat and the spices and the garum and mix. Now at this point the recipe says to add the  pine nuts and pepper and it's not specific if it's   ground, so I can't imagine that you're biting  into full peppercorns, maybe I don't know, but   I don't want to so I'm going to give them a light  grinding to make them coarse. Then mix those in with the meat as well. Then you can shape them into either balls or patties. How you want to shape them is really going to depend on how you want to cook them which we will get to later. For now it is time for the caul, which is coming from inside the house... no I'm just kidding it came from the butcher. So caul fat is the thin web of fat  that encases the internal organs of some animals   and it's often used to encase meat, and the great thing about caul as opposed to other casings is that it's fat. I'm not fat, I'm big boned. So in a recipe like this where the meat is lean and there is no other fat added, that caul should melt when cooked, and  really flavor the dish.   So cut a few pieces of caul and wrap it around the patties. It should stick to itself. Now before I cook them I would really appreciate it if you would subscribe to Tasting History, and hit the notification bell so you never miss an episode. Now when it does come to cooking these it's really up to you how you do it. They could have been boiled or fried or put over an open fire, baked even,   or like I'm going to do put in a pan over an open  flame. See how that caUl fat just melts, perfect.   Now as I cook these isicia omentata made with beef let me tell you about these amazing Roman cows.   The ancient Romans were all about their cattle.  "Why are you so obsessed with me?" But with good reason because these cows were very, very special. First of all they were pretty much money. "... The very word for money is derived from them, for cattle are the basis of all wealth." Varro is referring  to the word pecunia which comes from pecus which means cattle, and it's where we get our word pecuniary today. Etymological side note, my favorite type of side note, Varo also talks   about how the word for Italy actually comes from the word for bull "Itali... and the name was bestowed because of the number and beauty of its cattle,  and the great number of calves." Though he also says the name could have come from Italus which was a bull that Hercules chased up the peninsula from Sicily, and Aristotle completely abandons the  bovine theme by saying it was named after Italos   which was an old legendary king, so who really  knows. Anyway I digress. Now besides being the literal word for cash, cattle were also a great way to make money. Cicero tells a story of Cato the Elder expounding on how best to make money in farming. "There is a famous saying of old Cato's.   When asked how best to make an estate most  profitable, he replied, "successfully raising cattle" and second best? "Raising cattle with some success"  And third? "Raising cattle with little success"   And fourth? "Raising crops" and when the questioner asked "How about banking?" Cato replied "How about murder?"  Cato loved his cows, hated bankers but loved his cows and actually with the exception of hauling firewood, his oxen received feast days off of work  which made them special. Since "There is no holiday for mules, horses or donkeys..." That just doesn't seem fair. Now while his oxen would work the farm his cows would produce milk to make some of the healthiest cheese that the Romans knew.   Though it didn't agree with everyone. "Of the cheeses which are made from milk, those made of   cow's milk have the most nutrient but when eaten are discharged with most difficulty." Now there were different cows and they were worth different amounts. Pliny the Elder says "In our part of the world the most valuable cattle are those of Epirus, owing, it is said, to the attention paid to their breed by King Pyrrhus." of the Pyrrhic victory. Now that cow was supposed to be rather large and impressive but there is another impressive cow that both Pliny the Elder and Herodotus marvel at.   "Among the Garamantes are the cattle that go  backward as they graze, the reason being that   their horns curve forward; therefore not being  able to go forward since the horns would stick   in the ground. They walk backward grazing." I don't think i've ever seen a cow go backwards.   Pretty sure they can't go downstairs though  maybe that's an old wives tale. I don't know,   anyone got a cow? So now you're probably saying  well okay these cows are pretty cool, but   no cooler than any other cow in the  world. So what makes these Roman cows   so special that you would devote an entire episode to them? Ho ho ho ho. Well what if I told you they could talk. You're a liar! >:/ Livy records that in the year 461 BC that  "The heavens were seen to blaze, and the earth   was shaken with a prodigious quake that a cow  had spoken- a thing which had found no credence   the year before was now believed among other poor  tents there was even a rain of meat which is said   to have been intercepted by vast numbers of birds flying round in the midst of it." Meat showers, talking cows, surely you jest and I would agree  if it was an isolated incident but it's not.   In 208 BC Marcellus known as the Sword of Rome  hesitated to go into battle against Hannibal due   to some disturbing omens, temples being struck by lightning mice eating gold, and "It was reported that an ox had uttered human speech and that a boy had been born with an elephant's head."   and Pliny confirms that "It was not uncommon  prodigy among the ancients, for an ox to speak;   upon such a fact being announced to the Senate  they were in the habit of holding a meeting in the open air." Now you may wonder why the Senate  would care about a talking cow enough to hold   their meeting in the open air and it was probably  to go find out what political opinions the cow had.  It's like a cow's opinion, it's moo.    For during one election between Platius and Hirius it was noted "We have the official record that the Praetor reported to the Senate at Rome that it was a cow   which said in Latin, 'Platius rather than Hirius' "  I love that he lets you know that it was in Latin   because any other language would have been far  less impressive and even if a cow did remain mute   they were capable of so much more. "I know that it is from the putrified body of cattle that there spring the sweetest bees. Those honey mothers  from which the Greeks therefore call bees.   The ox sprung his confidence leaves me in no doubt  that it's true. Now you'd think that these chatty   apian spawning bovine who created so much wealth  would be treated like members of the family, and   that was somewhat true until it came time  for sacrifice. Well this is pretty awkward.   "A bull to the Neptune, a bull to the beauteous  Apollo." And of the many animals that the Romans   sacrificed to the gods. Cows or specifically oxen  and bulls were considered some of the best.   "Bulls are selected as the very choicest of victims, and are offered up as the most approved sacrifice for appeasing the gods." Neptune tested Apollo approved, and there were other gods who enjoyed their beef as well. First the god  Mars though he actually enjoyed a varied diet   called a Suovetorilia a pig sauce a sheep  ovis and a bull torus. It was originally   used as a way to bless or purify land much the  way that we might use sage today, albeit a lot   more expensive and Cato the Elder gives us a very detailed description of what all had to be done including the prayer.   "Father Mars, I pray and  beseech thee that thou be gracious and merciful   to me my house and my household to which intent I have bidden this suovetorillia to be led around   my land, my ground, my farm that thou keep away, ward off and remove sickness seen and unseen barren   and destruction ruin an unseasonable influence."  And don't skip that part because as Pliny says   "Without prayers the sacrifice is worthless." Now Mars was an agricultural god but as he began to   really gain fame as the god of war which is  usually how we recognize him now. The suovetorillia also became used to bless armies during times of war and that actually brings us back to our other   beef loving god Apollo. In 211 BC as Rome was  under threat from the Carthaginian Hannibal Barca,   the first Ludi Apollinares were held to secure  Apollo's support for the Roman army. It was a day of equestrian games punctuated by dramatic  performances much like the halftime show at   the Super Bowl. In later years the games were extended to an entire week starting   on July 6th, the day that I am posting this  video, so 1) happy Ludi Apollinares and 2)   I do hope that you pre-ordered your cow because during  the games there were sacrifices including a bull   with golden gild horns sacrificed to Apollo, and a  heifer with guilt horns to his mother Latona most   famous for turning rude peasants into frogs after  they wouldn't let her drink out of their pond. A   story which continuously caught the imagination of  17th and 18th century painters. I do not know why   by the way it was during festivals like this when  most people got to eat beef because it it wasn't   the most popular meat in ancient Rome and for a lot of people it was actually kind of forbidden   except for times of of sacrifice when  there was a lot of beef to go around,   but you had to be quick and hope that  there was not a guy like Milo around.   "This is wha Milo was like, when it's Zeus' feast  he lifted up the weight of a four-year-old heifer   and carried the huge animal lightly on his  shoulders... in front of the altar in Pisa, he cut up into pieces of meat this unyoked heifer  and he ate the whole thing all by himself." I bet he had a tummy ache after that but I also bet  he would have really liked the most cow-centric   of Roman festivals and it features yet another  steak-loving god, Tellus Mater, Mother Earth.   It began during the reign of Numa Pompilius who was the second legendary king of Rome and they had   been having a bad time agriculturally. The god Faunus came to the king in a dream and said the answer was a sacrifice to Tellus Mater. "By the death  of cattle, Tellus must be placated: two cows, that is. Let a single heifer yield two lives for the  rites." One cow, two lives. The answer: fordae. Where the festival gets its name. "Fordicidia was named for fordae cows; a forda cow is one that is carrying an unborn calf; because on this day several pregnant cows are officially and   publicly sacrificed in the curiae." And Mother Earth was not the only lady who loved her beef. Hey! Where's the beef? Because during the empire Magna Mater, or the great mother of the gods, was often wooed with the Taurobolium a practice of sacrificing a bull adorned  in flowers and gold. The later Roman Christian author Prudentius claimed that then they would take the blood, and let it flow over them like a baptism. Though you got to take whatever he says  with a grain of salt when it comes to cows because   the early Christians had a rightful bone to pick  with Roman cows. First there was something called Damnatio ad Bestias, damnation to the beasts.  It was a form of capital punishment most often reserved for military traitors, runaway slaves, and Christians, where the victim would be killed by animals including lions, and tigers, and bears, and bulls. Most famously the martyred Saints Perpetua and Felicity were gored by a bull in a North African arena but even worse in my book was the brazen bull, a diabolical if possibly fictional torture and execution device   where the victim was roasted alive inside of a massive bronze bull. If it existed it began in ancient Greece and Sicily and only later on was used for Christians most notably saint Eustace. According to tradition it was the Emperor Hadrian who ordered Eustis and his wife and his children to be roasted in the brazen bull, though again it might have  actually never even existed, but just the idea   of it is enough to put some people off beef, though not me because i'm ready for my isicia omentata. And here we are, isicia omentata. Let's give it a shot. I'm curious- oh actually cuts through really easily. I kind of thought that the fat would like have some give to it, but it doesn't it just like I said it's kind of melted in. It did caramelize- burn around the edges, but yeah, and it's interesting because it really does look like a burger inside albeit  with pine nuts. Here we go. Beef with caul fat. Peppery. It's very chewy because it's not  ground meat. It eats more like a steak   but it's good. I don't know if the caul fat  like adds a specific flavor other than just fat.   It smelled earlier, it kind of smelled like  a butcher shop like but that unpleasant   smell of a butcher shop but you don't get it  when you eat it, but now I'm going to add some   of that caroenum just to see what that does to it.  It's nice and thick. I'm really excited for this. Hm. HM! That's the way to do it. He's right! Apicius or whoever wrote De re Coquinaria   was right. It's got to have that condiment. It's  super sweet against the pepper, and they just like   they work perfectly together. The garum does not, it doesn't overpower the flavor at all. It adds saltiness so the other flavors really sparkle, but you don't get that that traditional garum flavor   as much as some other dishes that I've used it  in. Overall A-, not A+, A-, but it could totally be used as a burger or meatballs.  I think actually better though as a burger   because it does hold together pretty darn well. So whether you use caul fat or not you should,  but I do suggest that you kind of try to recreate some of this using some of the ingredients especially that caroenum. You could honestly- I could put that  on a lot of things. I think you'd go really nice on some fish. Anyway thank you again to Blinkist  for sponsoring this video, and make sure to   follow me on Instagram @ tastinghistorywithmaxmiller  and I will see you next time on Tasting History.
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