The start of an awful journey. -Minecraft ALL THE HORROR (Ep.1)

ow oh my God it's an unborn baby I just know I got to throw all my [ __ ] out oh hey guess what guess who just started their recording are you [Music] serious well hey at least you get some nice exclusive footage from your end right that's crazy hey man guys if you want to see and record guys if you want to see some exclusive content go check out the EST the Buns gaming channel no that's [ __ ] cool we have the twilight forest mod in this too I have no idea what that is how do you not know this [ __ ] I wonder if the aether's in this ho [ __ ] I can make nunchucks I Yep this guy's racist how is that all right not racist because you're talking about nunchucks and your first instincts [Applause] okay and I'm thinking of uh Bruce Lee nope he didn't what's the problem nope in the movies nope Yep this guy is [ __ ] racist T can that that's that's even more racist what it's [ __ ] up hey man oh yeah [ __ ] we can make some nunchaku when you want to tell me I'm racist how the [ __ ] is that racist I'm just trying to respect its pronunciation we have to hit him with the hold left click to spin continuing to land hits will increase damage oh yeah what that's [ __ ] crazy oh look a storm it's a storm oh [ __ ] man guys watch out there's a [ __ ] storm out here now this guy's being racist to me no I'm not oh I'm sorry I was testing the feature of spinning it around and you just so happen to run in front of me do you see do you see it spinning do I why did you make wow ones you grab Stone why don't you mind your own [ __ ] [ __ ] honestly hey watch out behind you take oh okay when it becomes daytime we need to find [ __ ] food or either get the [ __ ] out of here I think I I think it's our best interest to get the [ __ ] out of here we need to start uh building some [ __ ] our own house our own crib I'd also suggest if we're going to do this let's grab this bed too so we don't have to worry about it in the future all right let's [ __ ] it's daytime right now let's get the [ __ ] out of here there's a lot of [ __ ] out there so I don't care I'm running and never looking back I'm taking this door what the [ __ ] why are you jacking the door for because I don't want to use wood to build a door [ __ ] up ow ow ow I'm about to die oh my god well I'll tell you my coordinates later on this guy's leaving me oh my God want y you want to yell at me you want to yell at me for being a [ __ ] no cuz I'm still really close by what is that defiled grass okay SE eater oh look at this it gives me a little way point dude I feel like such a [ __ ] [ __ ] I'm actually getting jump scared by [ __ ] right now what the [ __ ] that crazy I'm getting more scared in Minecraft than I have anything else so far okay I got my [ __ ] I'm running I'm running I'm running the path you went you should wait you know you're doing you're pulling the same [ __ ] right here calm down I just beat up a vagina look what the [ __ ] is this you see that little [ __ ] like Tortuga looking [ __ ] I do not he's right there he's like a little crocodile that [ __ ] scared me kill him kill him that's like a [ __ ] platypus never mind it's a crocodile kill him he [ __ ] killed me I'm not touching that guy well he scared me he didn't kill me but he scared me yeah I don't want to CRA defiled grass are they even hostile they're not even hostile I just saw one walking up to me and I got scared what the [ __ ] yeah I see something over here it looks kind of crazy man oh oh those are squids I thought okay it's an alter wait let me see let me see let me see where are you where are you uh ow you [ __ ] prick right oh I see you oh that looks cool it kind of reminds me of the Altar and I think it was like Pokemon Platinum where like you get gutina and [ __ ] I break it nothing good job you gave me defiled spone Stone spone shut the [ __ ] up give me def spone I'm not good at talking today God damnn it why are you frozen I'm not frozen oh I just spawned back oh little bit of server lag don't worry about it a lot of bit of server lag okay ow ow what the [ __ ] was that yeah we need to get the [ __ ] out of here apparently it's like a [ __ ] Vietnam aftermath there's [ __ ] landmines and [ __ ] oh [ __ ] collect wood that's the case so almost blew off my [ __ ] legs oh there's a they're blue they're blue what there's blue look see I like the look at this place this looks a lot more friendly you know what it looks more friendly finding food well maybe we'll find food over here oh there's cows oh look at that good what are you what type of cow are you you're an anti cow so are you like racist against normal cows I don't get it what makes you an anti cow all right whatever you're dying regardless you definitely got a lot more Health than a normal cow oh that rude he gave me anti beef anti beef yeah can do I like make an anti furnace to anti- cook it too all right what is this this guy so funny trillum trillion thank you thank you I'm here all I'm here all recording I'm going to get rid of do I make a [ __ ] the flower pot I have a I have uh seeds so we can get wheat wheat will turn us into bread okay hang on I'm making a bowl uh do you have any hoes no [ __ ] gu yes I did see a are we building here or I did see planes over there oh wait there is mushroom things over there look this there is mushrooms so I can't cook the anti beef apparently uh make sure you grab the crafting table oh I can I can really we legit do need like an anti- furnace to turn into normal beef okay oh that's tragic yeah don't yeah don't eat the [ __ ] anti beef because it makes you anti-hunger oh it makes you hungry God damn it so so so my joke from earlier with the [ __ ] anti- beef needs an anti- furnace wasn't a [ __ ] joke that's okay whatever hey man you called it good job yep I'm [ __ ] I don't even know I'm like the Oracle from the [ __ ] Matrix guys a genius it's called Su what the [ __ ] are you that's that's that's a lot down there what is that what the [ __ ] is that funky looking [ __ ] what are you what are you you're a TR e ew what the [ __ ] eston help it's [ __ ] in my face it's I don't consent I can't don't consent you [ __ ] bastard I can't get him off I yours now dude I I can't move my camera or do anything I don't consent to this [ __ ] try to destroy the block that's under it how do I get off this [ __ ] get off of me you dirty [ __ ] oh my God where he's gone yo how do I break this how do I get the mushrooms from it again he might G but the memories aren't uh I wish there was [ __ ] like uh what's that black [ __ ] coal all right what is Cole not black where's that black [ __ ] [Laughter] at [ __ ] guy stupid okay I'm making us a little Hut in here cuz it's getting dark you want to bring to bed in here mhm oh yeah dude that bed's a lost cause right now holy [ __ ] why scary up there man oh yeah I got that bed give me a torch then I'll give you a bone in exchange okay oh my God this guy just putting random [ __ ] in my [ __ ] inventory man if I never come back I won't tell nobody uh accept that stone as a thing why would you put that there all right I've been sent out on this journey for a reason iy just gave me [ __ ] it's going to be the [ __ ] Corner oh my God oh my God [ __ ] the glass bottle okay I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming hey oh all you got the crafting table yes okay go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go all right we're good [ __ ] yeah I went above and beyond this [ __ ] time I got a crafting table and the furnace boom [ __ ] you know I got us an objective and we're not falling through wait what's our objective again you know we got to start making our own Hut our own house man it's right here yeah I'm not pleased with that um gra my mushrooms I need good I need food I'm blind yo what the [ __ ] is that over there I don't know what that is over there blind that's bot I'm blind I'm like [ __ ] Stevie Wonder oh that's that's okay help if I lose my hearing I'm like hell in [Applause] color all right where the [ __ ] are you dude I think there's a good spot right here dude I'm like where is right here I can't [ __ ] see you [ __ ] where great am I going there yeah okay okay this is [ __ ] terrifying I can't see [ __ ] ow cuz I cuz I'm [ __ ] blind I have blindness I don't know what made me blind but I'm blind now okay why are you still going forward where this is a spot maybe cuz I can't see oh I can see why did it get so dark yeah that's blind you're blind oh I see why you're blind there's like a little red snake monster come here [ __ ] oh my God it's an unborn baby I'm killing someone's [ __ ] fetus right now oh just cried what did you do I just [ __ ] I just killed someone's [ __ ] fetus oh my God and you know what it gave me after I [ __ ] killed it what monster poop that's good look I have [ __ ] monster poo all right you do have okay you didn't have to put it right there oh my God what does this do it's a part of the deadly monster mod can I craft with it I don't know if this does anything no you can't craft or do anything you just I just have it now okay here I have food you want food are you hungry um I told you you could get those mushrooms over there you need a [ __ ] axe so we can just make blls and have that [ __ ] mushion [ __ ] oh so you don't want any of this cooked pheasant is what I'm hearing I don't want aant dude there's a thing there's a thing there's a thing up in the sky where up in the sky yeah I'm not seeing nothing oh I see something over there in the sky it's really like far away unless that's a cloud you know [ __ ] you didn't really put into consideration how the [ __ ] I'm supposed to get up on this base I because I'm [ __ ] building it a certain way okay so I'm going to [ __ ] put a ladder so give me a [ __ ] minute that was just for me to get up here now I cannot get up can you tell me why I am not allowed to get up this guy is not doing what the [ __ ] like I said this guy's not getting us food this guy ain't doing [ __ ] I offering you Fant get the [ __ ] mushrooms I don't want the [ __ ] mushroom I want food I eat real protein in my system God damn it I'm trying y this of the recording right here yep oh my God fine I'll get us some [ __ ] food God holy [ __ ] God [ __ ] Mr queef over here this guy needs to get [ __ ] put down bro this guy needs to a [ __ ] muzzle for the how much [ __ ] times he's be yapping holy [ __ ] oh my God I'm I'm for now on I'm calling you that in the my description of my videos you're [ __ ] Mr queef guy this guy is [ __ ] yapper holy [ __ ] shut the [ __ ] up Mr Queen oh my God [Laughter] Yep this guy is going to find his own house this is my tree house no I'm I'm kidding I'm getting us food right now shut up suck my dick suck my dick do my Tre house now [ __ ] I'm trying to get us food I don't care it's my Treehouse God damn it everyone comment down below Mr you said he use a [ __ ] Axe and the isn't grabbing it it it does you [ __ ] idiot the the big mushroom blocks yes the [ __ ] trees it's not doing [ __ ] it should it was working for me man it's not working for me oh wait now it's dropping [ __ ] know then my not my problem then now it's dropping [ __ ] it is your problem if I don't get food we don't get food I mean I have food on me so I mean I just got to make bowls that's it you [ __ ] not really you're not really my problem your problem [Music] so there a storm [ __ ] oh no what does this do I need to make sticks holy [ __ ] this storm's going crazy hey estabon what do you want from me you know God you talk so much shut up what is wrong with you why what the [ __ ] you want remember how I've been making jokes about these being cthulu monsters yeah oh my God are they really moners whoa what the [ __ ] is the eson content eson content come here content but there's a rift in SpaceTime um yeah honestly I'm not too worried about that right now man oh that's why I'm getting chased by Groot that's when I have [ __ ] Groot after me good no not good maybe you could touch a stem later no I don't want to touch his [ __ ] stem isn't he still a child am I allowed up now I don't know hello what do you want I need to get up okay oh hey that's a good ladder I like that now fix the wood he broke I damn that good look good we good good very good very good very good I like that I'll be with red now okay but it is dark as hell the only thing I see glowing is the [ __ ] blue mushroom over there yeah why is that mushroom glowing oh hey you want to see what I got for my Excursion look it you [ __ ] collected the little [ __ ] that grabbed you and was humping you no it doesn't matter what the [ __ ] I just grabbed it's gone now no it's still in your hand I see it it's it's like a little cthulu statue oh it's not okay all right boom look at that see he's on the toilet it is a cthulu statue I told you estaban is it true that you are so juicy juicy is he sh through yeah [ __ ] do you want me top of my dick what the [ __ ] did I do God damn it it's always something with you why are you hating I was spinning my nunchuck you ran in front of me that's my my fall spinny spinny spin spin what the [ __ ] are we doing are we building why are we focusing so much on the goddamn base huh oh eson content eson content portal right there SpaceTime the SpaceTime Continuum it's ripping you're not look here I'll push you over there no don't push me what look SpaceTime Continuum it's ripping oh what the [ __ ] I told you oh [ __ ] yep we got Rick Sanchez over here now um I mean it's a red portal though it's not a green one so I don't think it's Rick unless it's like would be Rick backwards it's KR okay this [ __ ] guy wait that mean the Portal's following us though that's what that means it has to be so what is it going to spawn up here then I I doubt it but I hear something moaning and I I'm not really a big fan of it what if this is happening because I took the cthulu statue oh man I'm not giving it back mine now next time we should uh go into the never mind if we die we we lose everything no we just got to go into it with nothing put all [ __ ] in a chest exactly you get it can we do anything with defiled Stone we can okay see glowing eyes AAR uh where oh don't mind those they're Yonder those are [ __ ] they're just there to like scare you they don't actually do anything oh [Music] [ __ ] is wrong with you can I [ __ ] on cthulu oh my God I [ __ ] on what the [ __ ] the Hat I [ __ ] on cthulu what the [ __ ] e it's stinky you see the particles coming off of it what the [ __ ] is wrong stinky [ __ ] dude God damn it so stinky the [ __ ] is wrong with you God damn get the [ __ ] off of my it's literally [ __ ] so now what there's so much world to explore [Music] nothing what do you mean nothing oh he left God damn it well there goes uh bye-bye [Music]

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Views: 285

Keywords: Minecraft, SCary, Mods, Funny, Moments, MOntage, Mining, Playthrough, fun, gameplay, troll, multiplayer gameplay, Funny moments, funtage, glitch, epic, fail, glitches, comedy, secret, Multiplayer Video Game (Video Game Mod), parody, trolling, Tempo, TempoPlays

Id: fnnUWGcdYBs

Length: 20min 44sec (1244 seconds)

Published: Mon Jun 17 2024