The Stars Are Singing | 1953

[Music] [Applause] Captain the girl Valena the stov she's escaped she's gone are you crazy I found the bong empty the door and locked idiots fools you let her out do ship to sh immediately the authorities of the port of New York to the immigration service St away kri Valena [Music] immigration sorry been gone about an hour you're welcome starway jump ship in the Harvest a might be a story holy 15-year-old girl Iron Curtain stuff well she can swim it's a story she can it's a box in page three get me the harbor pleas yes the captain tells me you helped the girl sure I help I give her little money too I help because I cannot permit katri to go back to the fate of father and mother suffered they die oh them in the camps this is a foolish lie my government does not murder its citizens loyal citizens that is I have no living relatives in Poland you knew the mother and father K's mother and father they sing in Warsaw Opera everybody know them I see them many times lovely people lovely music Mr mcdog I didn't come here to listen to the lies of a sick mind have not no doubt of the G of Valens is telling the same brand of lies to every American she meets it becomes imperative you find her immediately Mr lowski we're quite capable of running the United States immigration service without any assistance from you or your government the girl sets put in New York should be picked up within 24 hours and held for the usual deportation investigation [Music] let's start throwing that cargo away please so what I would like to deliver this it ain't on my route please could you tell me where it is look I'm going up the west side I'll drop you at 40 second okay thank you get in watch your head up kind of early this morning ain't you kid yes but I sleep well I have a wonderful sleep had your breakfast yet uh-uh there's a couple of bananas in an apple L thank you what one uh-uh I just haul them I don't need them what'd you do run away from home yes where you from Poland Poland Poland Europe I arriv this morning what you do swim part of the way I have to swim sure sure that's how they do things nowadays everybody swims over here let you go home to your mother kid I have no home my mother's dead what about your father he's dead too everybody's dead yes but you swam over here yes you got just a story and you're going to stick with it I stick with it how come if uh you're from Poland you speak English so good well I speak five languages five English French German Italian polish what do you a walking dictionary or something [Music] [Applause] [Music] could you please tell me where this is that's grenwich Village better take the sth Avenue subway or a cab thank you here we go boys I'm waiting here boy where is you honey right in front of the house come on sugar Miss come on ready here I am boy come on Dynamite come on boy come on red come on red dust it's my dog I'm training him you better not stand there little girl because when red comes he comes a charging and he's liable to knock you right off your feet he is a vicious dog oh I wouldn't say that he's enthusiastic and he plays a little rough but he's smart he's as smart as they come and he loves to work we live right up there there he is hi you red I told you he was smart he's always ahead of me probably used his own key to get in you looking for someone Mr Yano ground floor the first door on the right go right in the door's always unlocked thank you Mr py Mr py Mr py wake up wake up go away but it's c Esa have come to be with you drink Mr py Mr py come on sit up up a nice banana for you oh no no no oh something to drink yeah yeah nice milk oh no no no oh yes come [Music] on some more I don't I oh yes little bit more who are you later I tell you now drink come in what do you have Mr foldy downstairs is sick sick he's cracked we don't live here little girl we just Ed the place to rehearse we live across the hall buddy look at Red look what he's doing he's a lamp he's asleep he sleeps standing up so what I tell you this Pooch just loves to sleep he's a lamp I insist he's a lamb will you believe me he's asleep ah here comes the lady of the house now she'll handle you beef I'd rather you didn't help me I want a help look Terry I didn't start this fight you did all I said was we don't talk the same language if you were willing to face the look I'm a school teacher how do you want me to talk like those Jive characters you run around with that's not what I meant I know what you meant I'm a square so what I can still love you can't I nuh-uh so I'm not Happ so what David Goes deeper than that I've been trying to tell you it's not your fault it's mine I'm just not normal that's all oh the heck you're not I'd rather have my picture on the cover of down beat then marry you and have a house full of kids this is normal it's a phase you're going through you want to be a singer lots of other girls like to no Dave lots of other girls but not me I know me I got to make it in this racket or die trying and honey it's not hip anymore it's hip only the um say hip hip EP up look we've got 6 months invested in this both of us I can't let you end it like this it is ended Dave now if you want to come in and have a nice quiet dinner there's no reason why we still can't be friends friends I've got hundreds of anybody can be a friend you ready on the floor hi hi company yeah py Center up where's Dave I thought he was coming to dinner he's not coming tonight tomorrow night or any other night not more dog food hey you worked you did another commercial is this all they advertise on radio Terry why can't you sing for some outfit that sells roast beef and potatoes if you don't like it don't knock it oh Homer I know you're training him yeah well can't you teach him something about chairs oh sure those are clean slip covers he's a clean dog Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday there's spaghetti in there too oh you got paid well that's different hey a record I'll take this is that the one you cut today yeah well come on let's hear it let's play it Terry yeah maybe it's art I can tell you right now it isn't red get off the furniture now that's the way you train a dog oh come on Terry let's hear the music feed F some roof it's the dog food that's good for a pup just one whiff of Ru and he'll hurry to gobble it up he's happy with roof it's the dog onest food in a can when Pho has roof he'll say dog's best friend is mine pretty bad huh oh no no no I thought it was great yeah let's cheer her up does your dog have middle age spread is he is he easily depressed does your dog find you repulsive if so feed your dog rof the only dog food that contains kabu flap [Music] first one with the one and [Music] Co [Music] [Music] [Music] I'm sorry you can sing yes no I mean really sing who taught you that poliy her mother what's your name katri Valena katri where you from Poland well welcome say that is the merriest he means the way you sing it's cool real cool cool Homer buddy come here what' you say your name was katri katri valenka little girl you ain't cool you're a hot hot [Music] more [Music] [Laughter] [Music] [Music] W that was crazy that's cool come on quick and wait this whatwe you got to go oh papa po I singing your little friend catri catri welcome to America let me see you same eyes same nose and the way you sing downstairs I sing for a minute I am crazy it's your mama right here your mama was a beautiful singer the greatest soprano the voo Opera ever had sit down look go easy with me I haven't got this thought out yet but we got to help this kid get into the country are you crazy well that's poli's problem not ours we make it ours why well because she needs us because she's alone because py can't be much help you know him as well as I do I know him very well he's a real nice fell you'll have a Shadow Boxing with the cops listen to me both of you this girl can help us how we can ride right to the top with her we can sell her we can't even sell ourselves look I don't want to sell nobody I'm a dancer I got my own career to push you got a career to push I got a career to push what's with us nothing nothing then Along Comes opportunity clonking us right on the head sell catri Valena it says and sell yourselves along with her you mean a whole show a package a package they've got to buy hey maybe she has something we've got talents sure we have but it takes more than Talent these days it takes what this kid's Got Talent plus plus what plus trouble plus a million doll free advertising she's headlines this big if I know Show Business they'll buy this kid and they'll buy us along with her and we're not hurting her we're doing her a favor sure we are and beside she's a nice kid she deserves a break yes excuse me papa p invites us out to dinner everybody we accept we were going to invite you to dinner with us Mr poy right here kind of home style oh this lad's an artist in the kitchen under the uh circumstances I think it's advisable to eat in don't you you're all right the police okay that's settled Homer buddy I can use your help we're not going out to dinner it's better like this something is wrong please tell me oh nothing's wrong it's just that we're loaded with spaghetti and this way you're among friends but the police what have you done listen listen to me I'll explain it's about you kri it'll take a little time we'd like to help you get into the country yeah but I am in the country yeah but we'd like to fix it so you can stay I cannot stay oh it'll be all right you'll see sure it will Papa poly you must know some influential people what about those big shots on the board of the Opera Company they can get things done can't they can't they yes yes there you it's as good as done tomorrow morning Yan poy goes to the opera house and he tells his friends that we're having a little difficulty over some silly old law please tell me the truth they do not want me no H you've got it all cockeyed I'm sorry if I cause you trouble trouble it's no trouble at all catri cat catri catri wait a second catri stop catri you're in the United States but you're not in Legally listen to me will you when you jumped ship and swam here you probably broke a few laws not important laws just red tape the important thing for you to remember is we want you here so you just stick around for the action because we're going to prove that you've got every right to be here I have a right have a right now the rest is technical sit down we've got to get us a lawyer lawyers cost money Dave why didn't I think of him before Dave's our lawyer he's a school teacher what does he teach history of law he knows enough to advise us that's all we need you see what a cinch it's going to be we've got us a lawyer already I uh thought you and Dave were through it's an emergency catri I've got a nice dress for you to wear for dinner you got to get out of the swim clothes that's for the Hudson River Dave Dave baby Terry I've heard every word you've said I think it's the most wonderful warm-hearted generous idea you've ever had I love you for thinking about it but I tell you it just can't be done I didn't invite you to dinner to tell me it can't be done it's got to be done she belongs in this country's got himself an audience again he's on we'll be right out all right now you ready baby mine on your work concentrate all right jump up buddy over there you might distract him on L your face that don't you let me down here we go jump boy ready dumplin that was your queue honey try it again don't you let me down here we go jump boy he knows so many tricks sometimes he doesn't know which one to do first perhaps he don't want to perform now great artists are often like that oh sure he does red a ham he is aren't you boy you see that you see that he nodded he understands every word I say oh you missed it you've got to watch him close he's fast you see that a yawn I told you try it again h we're all watching this time here we go jump boy he didn't do it did he there I know he's a very smart dog so why do you train him well we're going to do an act together someday R and me now here we go all right jum boy I'll help him a little bit come on little AEL face you ready jump boy up honey up boy up boy here going the wrong way dumplin try it again sugar here we go jump on up honey push push ready push boy force yourself honey come on ready ready honey jump boy push a little honey no here try it again jump baby jump boy jump honey he's on his feet come on Angel one more try all the way jump honey who's jum boy head up boy oh no but he hasn't done anything yet he almost did well I know but well we won't do that when I've got another trick here this is a beauty why didn't you see this one what did he do did he do something but he really hadn't done anything yet head up boy rest a while and then we'll show him I give up it's obvious you want to go to jail jail that's what they do with people who conspire against the law that's what you're doing you're supposed to be our lawyer what are you trying to do threaten me oh I can't take it anymore not on an empty stomach I'm not trying to threaten I'm merely trying to advise all right then I'll go to jail no because I happen to think this little girl's worth it because if you really loved me you wouldn't be afraid you'd be the first to say you're right Terry catri needs friends I'll go to jail with you tell them dinner's ready come and get it we know the girls in this section of the city right here we know that she was picked up by a truck driver at Washington Market here here we know that she was dropped off here we know that she spoke to a policeman here here She gave him an address what was the address this well he doesn't know why doesn't he know because a policeman in the Time Square area gets thousands of addresses thrown at him every day by tourists if he can come up with it he will I see we also have a lead on a taxi cab she was seen or a girl like her riding down Fifth Avenue she was standing up in the back of the cab gawking at the sights do you know where she was going in the cab not yet we don't have they talked with the taxi driver we have an alert out for the taxi driver it's a matter of time yes it is matter of time if she's not apprehended within 48 hours we have our own matter I would advise you to keep out of this Mr lowski lowski and you too J I think it's unfair to Catra here to subject her to any more conversation about her fate lawyers are notoriously long- winded you look beat to me you've had a rough day I am tired sure you are ter I think katri should go to bed here not downstairs that is if it's uh all right with Papa POI yes I think it's wice well sure Terry will take care she'll love to you can share my room we'll make it the girls dormatory good night Papa py Good night darling and sleep well I will good night everybody and thank you good night thank you Mr Dave for being such a good lawyer we'll see how good I am catri come on sleepy here tell us what are you going to do wa wait a minute give me a just wait and see first thing you know you'll be catri Valena US citizen night now something pretty to sleep in uhhuh here you are sweetheart that's so you sleep pretty real cool huh real cool toothbrush toothbrush toothbrush toothbrush here's a nice new one thank you you're welcome now is there anything else and have a good sleep honey you deserve it what's so sad I thought everything was set baby says the only way is to get Congress to pass a special law so they pass a special law it's not that easy who said it was easy we all know what happens if she goes back don't we yeah well let's take it from there look the point I was trying to make is that you don't get a law passed overnight it takes time that's your department how do we start well the the first thing we ought to do is pick a good congressman from one of the New York districts and build a fire under it good maybe I'll come up with an idea or two for the fire like what like a little gasoline maybe you don't think I'm going to be sitting on the sidelines do you oh wait a minute Terry we've got to work together I was just thinking out loud did I do anything yet okay now there's one thing that's very important and let's get it understood katri is not to leave this house under any circumstances I can't impress upon you too strongly just what we're doing now by merely merely talking like this is worth 10 years in sing sing so nobody does anything till they hear from me agreed oh we got us a counselor anybody wants to kiss the counselor line forms on the right uh uh uh all clear Papa py he's gone to the opera house he's working too oh how'd you I look sharp honey real sharp real cool you haven't told me where we're going to get some gasoline Sil oh what if Dave calls he told us not to leave the house the phone's off the hook Homer if Dave calls he gets a busy signal oh good morning good morning what do we need with gasoline huh well we haven't got a car we're going to build a fire Homer but before you can build a fire you need the wherewithal we're on our way to procure the wherewithal oh why didn't you say so in the first place good morning M what's wherewithal the makings the business the gasoline oh you feel any better now Homer no how about you Terry who me I I feel fine I feel great I got a reason to Cate feeling fine caugh me happiness I'm birds fly so I I'm happy I'm fly [Music] and my she's my He's My Pal everybody's my guy and G we haven't got to worry to our I do everything I do withand new R take a picture stoving right in F Flags ring the bells while the future my fortune tells feel so free I'll never be the same we haven't got a worry to our name [Music] we're with you you're with us and we're heading for pleasure we Haven got a worry to our name I can dance you can sing lots of people can't do a thing they haven't got to worry to their name me and red dust have an act the world admires when we work we'll buy you all your heart desire Young have your look at Herman he weighs a ton what he say to [Applause] skinny to our flowers [Music] Miss thank you this is just a sample how we'll make each D I feel just like what you'd call a hip chick baby here we are new yor [Music] this haven't got a worry who's got time to worry haven't got a worry to our name well what do you know poor kid you think they'll find [Music] her a wor to one [Applause] how long we got the room for 20 minutes you know they turn the lights out on you when your time's up I know we'll make it oh it's whome what is he doing he's saying oh okay Homer you get to the piano catri honey show them where to start how about it kids you ready whenever you say make it good the first time we've got a couple of these to squeeze in [Music] spee foreign [Music] speee [Music] for loving [Music] [Music] Tre J [Music] loving ch [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] before we before we fore [Music] [Music] [Music] the [Music] [Applause] but I've sent you everybody on my list yeah well so maybe it's the song that's lousy okay okay okay I will if I can oh don't ever be an agent especially in the music business and you were saying you want me to watch The Don Wilson show tomorrow yeah you're not on it no but you want me to watch it yeah what you'll see a girl 15 years old she sings they all sing she's only great and they're all great with this kid goes a $10 million advertising campaign 10 million 10 don't ask me who puts up the money I'm not allowed to tell you this kid got an agent right now I'm handling her but if you're as smart as I think you are you're going to wind up with her you're giving her to me that's right must be a catch look if you're not interested I'm interested I'll watch the show right here right here soon as the kids's off the air I'll call you you call me hey wait a minute no keep on walking Terry I've Had a Brain weight you have another commercial I could use the money no this is not a commercial how'd you like to record a song a whole song a whole song a new song AEL when I work I like to get paid now Connie there's two men on the phone they've been auditioning singers all week long they still haven't found the right one they will when they start paying money no look baby you'll get a piece of it you'll be a partner now come on what if it isn't a big hit you still sang a song able I'm in a hurry now come on will you this is a chance to sing a song with an orchester now come on see huh see see when I make a promise I keep it all right fellas now give it the sheet music how do you want me to do this what kind of Temple be happy smile it's an up tune the last girl in here made it sound like a funeral Mart she [Music] did come on to my house my house I'm going to give you candy come on to my house and my house I'm going to give you Apple Plum and a forgot to do come on my house my house come on come on my house my house come on come on my house my house I'm going to give you pigs and dats and grapes and cakes come on my house my house come on come on my house my house come on come on to my house my house I'm going to give you candy come on to my house in my house I'm going to give you do [Music] everything come on to my house my house I'm going to give you Christmas tree come on to my house my house I'm going to give you Mar ring and a come on to my house my house come on come on my house my house come on come on my house my house I'm going to give you Peach andir and I love your hair come on my house come on come on my house come on come out of my house my house I'm going to give you come out of my house my house I'm going to give you everything everything everything come out of my house isn't that great did you hear it Peach and a pair in a pomegranate yeah this isn't for me what's the matter you're crazy you're do it great you won't sell a record tear it up Ross if she won't do it nobody will my song nobody in the world will ever hear my song Mr py well it's nice to see you again you're looking wonderful thank you I see that Mr Ru is in from the country but sometimes other people use his car you know how it is friends his son I'll be a a good fellow Gus and go and tell him that Mr poy wants to see him please Mr poy you know my orders I have business to discuss with him important business not about myself I don't sing anymore and tell him that I shall not break his furniture this time be a good boy go H come this time you won't break his furniture that's good that's a good one you wait here [Music] to [Music] fore to say [Music] in all of col foree [Music] [Applause] [Music] the [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] Mr py Mr py oh go excuse me that's all right what did he say Mr ruio is is not in but his car I tried my friend thank you Gus what's the matter give yourself a look they don't look like cops never saw them before we can't take a chance hey they're going across the street to that black sedan they don't look like they're going anywhere they still don't look good to me we'll go down through the basement and up over the roof you go down the street and keep an eye on them make sure that they don't go into the Hall Dig Dug now don't talk to him just play it innocent don't do nothing to make him suspicious don't worry don't worry [Music] well ready here we are right in front of our old little house come on sugar pie we can go in now come on ready ready baby come on honey we can go in now sugar come on Angel here we go ready honey come on sugar pie we can go in now come on honey here we go I know what he's waiting for he's waiting for this he just loves bones you want it honey take your sniff go get his up boy H ready he didn't do it did he come on suar they a little bigger sniff this time you want it go get her boy boy honey ready he didn't do it again did he he'll do it he's just warming up he a little lot of breath you want honey go get her boy H him boy honey [Laughter] [Music] [Music] she's great really great how old did you say she is 15 and her name m Jones can you use her well let's see yes here's an open spot three weeks from this Thursday three weeks I can't wait three weeks why what's wrong nothing's wrong it's just that she's got to be on this week's show or No Deal do you have this girl or don't you of course I have her you heard her sing didn't you why did you bring a record why didn't you bring the girl how do I know she's 15 maybe she's got two heads remember on my show people see as well as here there's something fishy about this Mr Wilson do I have your word of Honor that you won't say anything to anybody about this in case you don't use her okay who is it hatri theena and I've got her get out no no wait wait wait wait wait just a minute and take this with you wait a second Mr Wilson she'd be the greatest thing you ever had on your Show everybody's rooting for this kid you'd be a hero in jail I don't want to be a hero in jail now get out if if I could guarantee you'd be protected For the Love of heaven when have you ever seen katri bansa has anybody I don't want to see her how do you pick your talent you know how I pick my talent from the audience at random all right a certain little girl just happens to be sitting there and you just happen to pick her out but the name she's m Jones 5 minutes after she's off the air we call the newspapers and tell them who it really was then you're in the clear no no I don't want any part of it it's no good now get out please chicken aren't you really chicken Allah like K remember your word of Honor you have it after all I was just trying to give you the first crack any other show would pay for a stunt like this it's so once in a lifetime thanks anyway bye now Terry where are you going Ralph Edwards [Music] Terry Papa where have you been I missed you how do you like it what have you done to our house it's better yes I don't recognize it it's beautiful how did it go with you wonderful I ride on the sway I make a record I make lots of Records New York is such a city Papa POI so wonderful and you did you see Mr R I did not get in he would not even see me but you're a young py a big star once no more but Mr roer could don't blame Mr Roo it's my fault when I was the on poy I thought it goes on forever I don't study I'm late for rehearsals I drink a little too much my head this speak then I did not care now I am ashamed no don't be ashamed to be important again to pick up the phone and say here John py Kathy Valena is visiting me I would like her to stay in the country but I am in the country and I will stay I stick with it I should be the one to guarantee it not those good people upstairs will you do me a favor I would like very much to hear you sing I don't sing anymore child but I have never heard you some other time if you would not sing I would like to play one of your record May I I have not heard one myself in years [Music] please because you come to me will [Music] no and hold my hand and lift mine eyes above a wi world of Hope and joy I see because you come to me [Music] because you speak to me in accent sweet I find their Roes waking around my feet and I am joy to because you speak to me [Music] God made mine cherish the through light and darkness through all times to be and pray his love may make all love divine [Applause] [Music] the that's beautiful come on come on here here get in here get in here get in here now now pull it pull pull up gentlemen we're from the immigration service Mr FY come in come in we're looking for a little girl named catri Valena you may have read about her in the papers I never read the papers it took you quite some time to answer the door I was busy in the kitchen this little girl's in the country illegally Mr poy she jumped ship in the harbor would you know anything about that the only thing I know she shouldn't have done it mind if we have a look around oh oh no no please look around the uh name country Valena doesn't mean anything to you he Mr B I mean if you jog your memory a little bit oh Valena that's a poish name yes I know it Mr py my name is zaleski my folks are from Poland too that was a nice country once but I don't know any katri binsa it's funny she knows you she does yesterday she told just about everybody she met she was on her way here to see you I I don't understand well hello there fell uh how old is the little girl 15 or so well gentleman it is 20 years since I was in Poland sorry to have bothered you not at all Mr py are you a citizen yes I am you know the law is pretty strict in this sort of business I might advise you that anyone who helps this girl is asking for trouble I'm not looking for any trouble gentlemen I can assure you goodbye Mr goodbye sir by wow flower's bright in the room don't you think I was just going to call you your land lady Let Me In come on I'll show you what I got to thinking that you lived here for a year and I'm your girl and I've never yet cooked you me you're skipping that's for dessert first course how'd you do today did you uh get us a congressman my feet hurt I covered three congressional districts no one will touch the case that with a 10t pole you didn't give up I just left the office of Congressman noly he's young and eager said he'd give it a try good for you and good for the congressman remind me to vote for him next election later all he promised to do is get on the floor of the house and make a speech so don't get too enthusiastic oh it's a step in the right direction isn't it that's good yes but only a small step we have to get a law passed remember okay so that's next how long does that take you mean your actually interested in the procedure of how a bill becomes a law in these United States I am no all right here it goes first the congressman consults the appropriate committee as to the proper form the bill should be drawn from that committee it goes to a subcommittee then it's submitted to the Senate the whole procedure is repeated from committee to subcommittee eventually the bill is presented to the Senate if the Senate approves and the president signs it it becomes a law no before any of this can happen the case first goes before a special inquiry board called by the immigration Commission in Washington oh no I warned you she'll be 90 nevertheless it's a good system a great system so it takes a little time that's what's good about it it's protection for all of us this whole thing has to start with this special imigration board in Washington right mhm what do you have to be to get in there a congressman any c Cen can ask for a hearing you're going to Washington I'm want I've got school take a couple of days off you're sick I'll write a note to the teacher I'm the teacher I'll write to the principal you're going to Washington and you're going to start proceedings before this special uh Board of something or other that puts you on the spot when the Avalanche hits Avalanche what Avalanche the Avalanche of male male people write to their Congressman don't they Terry sit down tell me why is it so important to you that this girl this particular girl should get into the country well look at it this way someday when we're sitting in our own living room we'll pick up a newspaper and maybe it'll say katri Valena is singing tonight at Carnegie Hall we'll look at each other and we'll say we helped her get where she is you know something what that's the first time you've ever said our living room I know Terry I'm going to Washington I'm going to leave you the key to this apartment I want you to bring katri over here tomorrow it'll be much safer Dave don't say anything sweetheart you took her to number 20 Barrow Street yeah and she told you she was going to see Yan py right yeah that's all thanks for your cooperation there go would you boys like to uh try Mr py again [Music] oh that's fine and give her a nice hand everyone you just go right over there and sit down and now ladies and gentlemen contestant number six and uh how old are you young lady 15 and uh what are you going to sing for us today I would like to sing a for Louie from the OPA travata ladies and gentlemen contestant number six 15 years old Miss uh M [Music] [Music] Jones [Music] for go for [Music] [Music] come [Music] in who is that Mr py C sh [Music] [Music] the [Music] universe of [Music] [Applause] CR [Music] [Laughter] [Music] you [Music] [Music] spe fore [Music] [Applause] [Music] the [Music] oh [Music] [Music] [Applause] come on boy come on ready quick boy come on lady boy come on boy Now ladies and gentlemen to the winner belongs the spoiled and what a winner and what spoiled Terry they're here and they're all yours M and last but not least on the Luxury Line of Britannia a free trip to Europe oh no I cannot go well that's all right M but you make a mistake I'm not M I'm Kashi Valena this why I go back I'm not M Jones I'm she told me her name was M Jones you see where she went her name was M Jones honestly I thought she was M Jones I didn't know she was C Vala honestly I didn't get going you see a couple of girls just come out of there yeah yeah they went that way thank you could we C up a py I want to know if you like my thingies sure sure I've got a couple of business calls to make first don't touch that I was only going to make it softer just leave it the way it is hello AEL well what do you think what do I think I think you're crazy I think you dropped the Adam Bomb I think maybe you started the third world war no sir no sir I'm not leaving this office yes I'm afraid but we've got it all fixed there's a lawyer in Washington working on it right now she'll be a citizen of course if uh you can afford to pass up this kind of a deal there are other agents but I don't want all four of you I just want C why should I come see an audition of you and a dancer and huh I take all of you or I don't get hurt no I'm not interested but I'll be right over what's the address mhm make sure nobody follows you here right agents you have to lead him around by the hand wait a minute who is it it's us Terry buddy Homer and red okay Cy open the door Terry hey Terry I'm calling Don WI we went up to Don Wilson's office it's a Migel of the likes of which you never seen they've got six girls handling just the telegrams we're in yeah gosh you must have been wonderful the best break of all was when those two characters chase us across the stage Now ladies and gentlemen this is your request record program but first I want you to hear a beautiful voice I just received this platter this morning in the mail with no indication of who sent it no return address but whoever sent it in deserves a big vote of thanks now here it is the voice of katri balena how did he get her record I mailed him one I mailed him to this jockies all over the country where'd you get the money what your F coat oh M are you sure it's summer I put it in storage now I see fire gasoline where with all congratulations om M Terry had to borrow the spotlights and some property what she wants me to say is that the whole thing is homemade but I think you'll get the idea all ready ready [Music] he [Applause] [Music] w a [Music] sh [Music] [Applause] [Music] I like the Poetry of olden days the lyrics of love and such the song of the poet in those Golden Days had a really romantic touch so just in case you doubt my love just in case you're not counting on it let me see about in a century Sun you are ask me pray to love thee and to Crave thy lips so true I do I do you know I do I do I do I do I do I night my for I do I do you know I do I do I do I do sounds sounds and similar sounds what wonders you impart odds vodkin baby and that comes from the heart I don't care may go and I'll be there too in c e St Lou stford on the old do I long to cling to you I do I do I [Music] do similar sounds what wonders you impart odds vodkin baby and that from the I go and I'll be there too just of ho on a FL or old Kazo ter Tim or a fighting malib do I long to cling to you I do I I do I do do do yes I [Music] [Applause] do wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute please I'm not a dog but you haven't seen any yet wonderful wait do you see what he can do look will you never seen do impersonation I dogs are treer like front of now just watch now Terry go ahead Homer good evening Mr AEL this is going to be a performance with a dog and I I guess you can tell that with a dog can't you he's the dog and first I have him sit up the the cute little things you know kind of warm him up more than anything else and then I go on from there you ready little dumpling now watch your queue up High boy he's crazy about this one honey bunch ready dumplin watch your CU sit up High boy not too high honey sometimes he goes a little too high ready now up high red honey can you hear me baby I'll help him a little bit sometimes he do it a little faster that way hold it up honey that's a ready no honey no you're supposed to stay up there ready you'll do it in a minute hold it up honey that's a baby that's boy ready no honey you're supposed to stay up ready remember honey that's a boy that just stiffen up just stiffen up a little he's he's a little loose or something isn't he there ready honey ready baby try honey he's still trying here we go ready that's a boy hold it ready ready hold it up there no wait wait ready no wait wait wait wait he's got it I've got some more stunts here he can do a year ago he couldn't do a thing ready wait with us Su H him but I could have him to get right back up here if I wanted him to he you see it I told you he'd do it you never saw a dog jump that high I trained him I so do we get the job why didn't somebody tell me it was comedy it's great it is that's the first time I ever saw a dog played for Laughs it's a natural it is uh it's a deal then you'll represent us all of us well what about the legal difficulties that'll be cleared up in no time we're waiting for a phone call from Washington right now any minute well it looks like we're in business it just so happens I brought the necessary papers for the last time listen carefully I'm not about to commit political suicide for you or anybody else Mr no I'm not accusing you my advice is to get out of this office get out of Washington get out of the country if you know what's good for you Mr only I the Department of Justice doesn't like conspiracies against the law somebody's going to wind up in jail for the last time Mr py will you tell us where the Valena girl is I'm only trying to help you if you cooperate with us I'll get you out of this as lightly as I can you're in this deeper than you realize Please Mr did you hear her yesterday every note like a bell [Music] here's the paper Yan py arrested in katri Valena case if he talks we're cooked hey we better tell catrick no we won't let catri see this you go in there and try to cheer her up we got to keep our chins up all of us till Dave calls could we call Papa py again maybe the phone is fixed now well we can try but I'm sure he'll call us any minute now please do you do you think he could be sick the phone's still out of order it's raining out maybe that's why if it wasn't raining Papa poy would go down to the corner and call us sure that's it so why are we all so worried you know what Papa py would laugh at us if he saw us he'd say and why aren't you singing come on honey let's [Music] sing go take a World goes wrong the world goes wrong from soon I may soon find that myor [Music] go pleasure when will I find my kind when wonderful wishes are coming my [Music] way I want a full [Music] of and each day the same [Music] there I wish I knew how dreams come true and Dre has to know what I to be just blue of someone to love and that will [Music] be when the good life seems to have missed us and there's no kick thinking of Christmas let's keep our chin or brush our troubles away there is always some cheer in every shower think of the good it does a flower so let's find the bright side to every Star [Music] day when it's Po and rain and people complain and things aren't worth the shocks don't you yell just say well lovely weather for ducks when it's freezing snow about zero or so and the icy sidewalk glares don't get cold feet just repeat lovely weather forbear though all your care seem double there's good in every B so s at old man trouble and he'll go away mad when your shoelace breaks and your two fake aches and the Opera costs 10 bucks don't you pout just sing out Heavenly weather for what could be better for lovely weather for ducks [Applause] lovely weather for ducks lovely weather for ducks though all your seem double there's good in every bad so sne at old man trouble and he'll go away M when your shoelace breaks and your toothache aches and the offer cost 10 [Music] [Music] bus sing heav WEA could WEA [Applause] hello Dave where are you been I've been going crazy waiting to hear I couldn't call I couldn't get to a phone they're watching me like a hawk I had to sleep in the park last night listen Terry get out of town get on an airplane and get out of the country why because they're they're going to drop on us all of us anybody who's had anything to do with the case they're getting letters aren't they sure sure or four or 500 cranks wrote in crazy this is the Department of Justice you're talking about you come down and tell them they're crazy wait a second Mr David Parish yeah sorry to interrupt your phone call it's okay plenty of time finish what you have to say thanks Uncle Louie uh tell mama what I said the season's over in Florida she'll get more sun in California or Alaska yeah tell her to go there I've got to run now some some people want to talk to me uh goodbye Uncle Louie it must have been the cops they got him yeah I think he was trying to tell us they were on their way here come on let's move tell the fire open up it's me able Miller [Music] har you're on your way to your first million more offers than you can handle look Don Wilson is on right now he's going to give the kid a pitch I tell you it's the hottest thing in the street everybody wants her what's the good word from Washington the good word is no AEL no no o no o they won't let catry into the country hey kri we've got a confession to make to you all of us me most of all hey what are you giving out what are you trying to say hey come here hold it hold it just a minute excuse me girls the latest bulletin on the katri Valena case another arrest has been made in Washington this morning a school teacher David Parish the Department of Justice last night arrested Yan py former opera star more our promise okay [Music] father hold it hold it again the latest arrest is that of the well-known radio and television producer do B best bu P he's in catri listen to me the only real friend you had was Papa POI everything I did for you was for a selfish reason I tried to tell myself I wasn't hurting you but it's no good anymore that goes for us too there's just one thing left to say I I'll still try to get you into the country if you you'll let me because the way I feel about you now I can't let you go back to Poland can't let's come up with an idea instead [Music] right we could put her on a plane and send her where to Texas the Homer's place your mother would take care of her wouldn't she she sure will and so my four brothers why they' shoot anybody that'd come after her down there money you don't know Texans no money for the plane oh hey I got a ring you can Haw how about this it's real gold I hoot my fur coat but we can sell the ticket sure yeah we'll make it buddy call the airport to see if there's a plane okay Homer you call your mother on the phone yeah catri yeah but there's something very a complete Dragon you should not have come you shouldn't what's going on here you must let him go don't put him in jail he did nothing it is my fault I am catolet hey wait a minute pH hello my name is Ira cook I received this platter this morning in the mail there was no indication of who sent it it was just addressed a Peter Potter's platter parade on the Gan Norman show ladies and gentlemen we bring you the voice of katri Valena ladies and gentlemen I give you the voice of katri Valena if you think catri Valena belongs here in this country ladies and gentlemen write your Congressman right now if you think cat bansa belongs here write your Congressman [Music] now all right all right folks quiet and the immigration service is just as anxious to help kri as you are but there's nothing we can do about it I suggest you go work on your Congressman we're on your side we're here to help C we going to try to keep her here where's Mr McDougall Mr McDougall yes you've arrested the wrong people you should have arrested me and me and me keep catri here you can't send her back get out of here will you please go home you have to arrest us here we are ready to go who let these nuts in here can't I'm sorry it's all right Mr ter no it isn't hello who Terry Terry Brennan that's me long distance hello Dave I thought you were in jail I tell you I'm not in jail a friend got me out no no I I'm still in Washington look you you don't make sense put catri on somebody wants to speak to her it's for you this is catri Ike ik who birds can fly so can I I'm so happy I'm flying high haven't got to worry to my name she's my friend he's my pal everybody's my guy and gal have haven't got to worry to my name I do everything I do with brand new rhm tell those lucky stars I'm moving right in with them fly the flags ring the bells what a future my fortune tells feel so free I'll never be the same I haven't got to worry who's got time to worry haven't got to worry I feel [Music] [Applause] great thank you and now you wonderful people all over the country who made a dream come true meet the happiest girl in the [Applause] [Applause] [Music] world my heart is home and home is in my heart I found a place where dreams come true and I owe it all to you I'm free now I [Music] see this is our world that I never you my heart is home and H safe and sound and now I notless at last I have happiness around me my kind daughter has come my way my heart is home to St my heart is home and all me in my heart I found the place where dreams come true and I all to you [Music] s life is to this is a world that I that I never my heart is [Applause] and I know I [Music] happiness on me my has come [Music] my my [Music] oh [Music]

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Published: Fri May 03 2024