Нюхач. Сезон 1. Серия 1. Детектив. The Sniffer. Season 1. Episode 1.

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And it doesn't star Dolph Lundgren?

👍︎︎ 12 👤︎︎ u/YesThisIsSam 📅︎︎ Feb 23 2015 🗫︎ replies

Where's the full penetratioon?

👍︎︎ 8 👤︎︎ u/Angus_Fraser 📅︎︎ Feb 23 2015 🗫︎ replies

Does he run around on all fours like a hound?

👍︎︎ 8 👤︎︎ u/dellett 📅︎︎ Feb 23 2015 🗫︎ replies

Does he wear a mesh tank top?

👍︎︎ 7 👤︎︎ u/ChexWarrior 📅︎︎ Feb 23 2015 🗫︎ replies

Does that guy hang dong?

👍︎︎ 6 👤︎︎ u/kaijuprincess 📅︎︎ Feb 23 2015 🗫︎ replies

But is his entire head a nose?

👍︎︎ 3 👤︎︎ u/Pogrebnyak 📅︎︎ Feb 23 2015 🗫︎ replies

He nose there's trouble.

👍︎︎ 1 👤︎︎ u/TheInfirminator 📅︎︎ Feb 24 2015 🗫︎ replies

Wait, so this is a real thing?

👍︎︎ 1 👤︎︎ u/Ignorred 📅︎︎ Feb 27 2015 🗫︎ replies
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Fresh press? Yes, why not? Thank you. Youíre welcome. This one is fresh... How can I help you? Take me to the captain. Itís urgent. Thatís impossible. The crew is preparing fortakeoff. How can I help you? There is a terrorist with a bomb onboard. It is quite possible that we will all be gone long before the crew is ready for takeoff. I need to speak to the captain. One moment. Iím listening. There is a man with a plastered arm in 32C. But under his bandage is plastid instead of cast. The detonator is in one of the fixing units. How do you know this information? The smell of acetone peroxide plasticized in celluloid canít be confused with anything else. Are you trying to say that you smelled this? Correct. Just like the scent of the fact that 35-40 minutes ago you had sex with this pretty lady. In the cockpit. Twice. One moment. Creator Artyom Litvinenko. Kirill Kyaro. Ivan Oganesyan. ...said Premier Minister. Maria Anikanova. A terrorist with three kilograms of TNT was arrested this morning at the airport in Dusseldorf. Nina Pogaeva. The operation was successful thanks to the local police force. In other news... Nikolay Chindyaykin. Thanks to the local police force. Make up Lyudmila Semashko. Vitaly Skopeledis. Costumes Elena Rukavishnikova. Sound by Sergey Stepansky. Music by Nikita Moiseev. Casting manager Elena Prilipko. Production Designer Evgeniya Lisetskaya. Camera operator Andrey Lisetsky. Editing by Vladimir Zapryagalov. Executive producer Andrey Rizvanyuk. Produced by Viktor Mirsky. Written by Artyom Litvinenko. Andrey Babik. Directed by Artyom Litvinenko. The Sniffer. Freeze! Give me your hand. Give me your hand. Come on! Come on. Do it! Crap! Yes!? Why are you taking so long to answer my call? Where are you? What does it matter? Speak. Iíve been calling you for half an hour now. Why canít you just pick up your phone? What do you need this time? School called. They found drugs on your son. You have to go there. Now. What drugs? I donít know what kind of drugs! You indulge his recklessness all the time and this is the result! Iím on my way. Go ahead! Take a look at what your boy is up to! He is yours as well, you know. How dare you? Iím working like a dog - alone with a child! By the way, this child is fifteen. Whatever. Iíll see you in school. Yeah, writing. Oh, Viktor! I have to see the evidence. What do you have? The deceased is indeed Kuzmenkov Lev Valeríevitch, the Financial CEO of Zhylcenter. I get it. So? We checked his phone. 27 unanswered calls to Livashov. This Livashov screwed over his FCEO. Why wouldnít he do pull-ups when he was a kid? He wasnít letting go off his gun either. He couldíve told us something. He was our only lead. The Customs Office confirmed Livashov didnít use his passport to leave the country. Do you think heís stupid enough to use his own passport? With the cash heís carrying? Weíre doing useless work here. Heís probably relaxing on some seashore right now. With some chick. Yes. I see. They found Livashov. Heís dead. Good day! I am Alexís father. What happened? Itís an emergency. Your son and three of his schoolmates were smoking marijuana behind the garages. We found this when we searched Alexander. Someone has been supplying drugs to our school for quite a while. It is now clear who that is. Alex, is this your bag? Where are the other three? They are in the classroom having chemistry. They will get punished as well. I have to see them. This bag doesnít belong to Alex. Dad, this is my baggie. He finally confessed! Where are you going? To the chemistry classroom. This is not his bag. Show me your hands! I said show me your hands! Where are the syringes? Mom! He didnít inject it. He only smoked a little. Well great! So you are indulging him again? Thatís enough! Your son is smoking drugs and you donít even care! He doesnít just smoke them, he deals drugs as well. I shouldíve seen this coming! You have no right to go in there. I will have to call the police. Iím sure you will. Is this your backpack? I know itís yours. This is your schoolyard drug dealer. And now you may call the police. And by the way, this is not real marijuana. This is low quality garbage. He rented this apartment five days ago and was supposed to move out today. When did the owner find the corpse? At about 12. We received the call at 12.07. Did you walk around the apartment? Did you touch anything? Of course not! Ok. Thank you. What have you got? Everything is clean. Not a single fingerprint. Death occurred approximately 12 hours ago. There are no signs of a struggle. No fingers, no evidence of a crime... From this moment on I forbid you to give money to Alex without letting me know. Ok, Iíll be reporting to you in writing. Iím going back to work now and you are taking Alex home. And we will have a chat in the evening! How long have you been smoking? A couple of weeks, yeah? Alex? You embarrassed me. Now everyone is going to think I am a snitch. Donít you dare ever interfere in my affairs again! You have your own life and I have mine. Alex! Iím listening. Well hello there, you legendary man! Hi! How was the trip? I hope they didnít recruit you? If they were to recruit me I would inform you first! It was a private trip. Itís my good right! Did something happen? Family stuff. Alex? Yeah. Alex. Letís get to the point. Is this the Officer? Yes. Hello Mr. Officer! Hello Mr. ... ...expert Hello Mr. Expert. 25-26 years old. You live in a residential neighborhood. You like pickles, a day before yesterday you drank. Moonshine. Double fining. Guilty. You may go now Officer. Thanks for the lookout. Is that it? Yes, thatís it. Go. Livashov Petr Vasilíevich. Born 1969. The CEO of a construction company ìZhylcenterî. Gone missing 5 days ago along with an investorsí money. The sum is impressive. 2 million Euros. Itís digoxin. What? He was killed. Someone poured digoxin into his coffee. The killer is a man of around forty-five or fifty. He is trying to quit smoking, wears a nicotine patch on his right arm. Money? Money... There were large bank notes of 500 Euros in Livashovís bag. These banks notes can only be from one printing house in Berlin ñ ìBundesdruckereiî. They use paint with aluminum hydroxide for these bank notes and silk threads for the paper to make it more durable. Now I understand why they crunch so nicely! What is dioxin? Itís digoxin. It is a cardio medicine. It lowers intracardiac pressure and reduces heart rate. But if you take too much of it, like one tenth of a gram, it causes heart failure. Medicine becomes the poison. Thatís not everything. Our killer visits the speleological chamber regularly. He was there yesterday or a day before. What is a speleological chamber? It is a room made of sea salt. It cleans bronchi. Oh yeah, he is trying to quit smoking. Is this all? Want some tee? Here? No, thanks. So whatís up with Alex? He smoked weed at school. This is just a phase. Back at our time we drank port wine to be cool, and nowadays ñ they light up. I didnít drink port. You never drank port?! Especially while on duty. For Godís sake! I hate these brutes. So you have nothing to do with the theft of the money from the construction company ìZhylcenterî? Thatís right. Have you transferred the money to these accounts? Itís probable. Weíve been posting hundreds and hundreds of transaction every day. I canít keep track of all of them. Is this your signature? Itís is. What do you have to say for yourself? I did what I was asked by my boss, Livashov. Since when is that considered a crime? Where were you last night from 1 till 4 am? From 7pm till 6 am this morning I was enjoying myself at a club. 4 girls can confirm I was with them. You seem healthy. I guess you donít smoke? Why? Have you found cigarette butts at the murder scene? Not this brand, I hope. Have one. Youíre free to go. For now. Have a nice day. For Godís sake! What is it now? Yes! There are more then 50 speleological chambers in Moscow. Turns out it is quite a fancy thing to do. Itís made out of salt from Red, Black, Dead and who knows what other seas. What do you think from what sea was that salt? I guess from the Laptev Sea. Laptev Sea? Are you kidding me? No, are you kidding me? Iím almost dying from my allergies and you are calling me to ask a bunch of idiotic questions. Is it that serious? Iím not going to leave my house for the next three days. Itís quarantine time. 100 grand. Not enough. What? We had a deal! You killed Livashov. It wasnít the deal. Besides I was interrogated today. If they find out Iím an accomplice to murder. Who interrogated you? Some guy from SBR. Heís digging for answers. He pulled the documents. Iím in trouble. I want half. What for? I did all the work. For my silence. I donít have it with me. Bring it tomorrow. Donít call me. Theyíve probably bugged my phone. Iíll find you. Fine. And. No tricks. Iím not planning to go to prison alone for a 100 grand. Aha. Good morning sufferer! How is your nose? Just great! I found a good doctor. In 20 minutes I will be at your place. Iím not going anywhere. You already have an appointment. She is waiting for us. Itís a She? Yes, she is a great specialist. Listen, Iíve seen so many of these ìspecialistsî already. Well she will take a look and say: ìYou have an allergic rhinitisî, will then prescribe me Oxymetazoline. But it DOES NOT HELP!!! Stop yelling! You will be thankful afterwards, even though you never are. I will be at yours in 20 minutes. Bye! I hate private practices. What is so bad about them? Hello! Hello! Doctors here are just like the ones in normal practices. They know nothing about medicine, just smile nicer and rip you off. And why am I wasting my time here? You need some fresh air. And if you are not going to like it here ñ just put her on your black list. Does she have a PhD? She has PhD. Oh God! Keep cool, we are here. Yes! Bulavin. Shouldíve detained him. Ok, Iím on my way! Have to run. Ok, see you. Yes! Come in! Come on! Hello! So you are the unique patient? And you are the unique doctor? Weíll see about that. Take a seat. Relax. Well-well, allergic rhinitis. Great. So just prescribe me Oxymetazoline and Iím out of here. Thank you, doctor! Finally I know whatís wrong with me. You have a very pronounced hypotrophy of the olfactory epithelium, caused, by the way, by Oxymetazoline. So? You also have a very frequent exacerbations of chronic allergic rhinitis as well as... ... you keep on putting round items in you nasal passage. Is it a pan or a pencil? You are not older than thirty-five or thirty-six. You live alone, no kids, no pets. "You wear an expensive perfume; go to the swimming pool with high content of chlorine, " you like strong coffee and you eat round things all the time. What are those ñ round candies? So itís true what they say about you? Since when do you have this? What does it matter? What are you allergic to? To3-Mercapto-3-methylbutan-1-ol. Felinine? Feline pheromone? Felinine. Are you into organic chemistry? A little bit. My father has a PhD in chemistry. Sit down. What is this? Itís the big secret. Itís impossible to keep anything secret from me. Kalanchoe, ten percent alcohol propolis, fexofenadine and... And? And something unfamiliar... It is some tropical plant... So it actually is possible to keep secrets from you. Inhale for ten minutes. And no cheating. It is impossible to keep anything secret from me. He was shot in the back from a two to three meter distance. There was nothing interesting in his car, but in the pocket of his blazer... Thank you. ... we found this. Makarov pistol. I canít help but wonder ñ why does an office clerk carry a gun around. You are feeling better I see. Yes, thank you. I would like to examine you whenever the strong symptoms are gone. I would like to know how your nose functions. Do you want to write a book about it? Why not? Youíve got an extraordinary sense of smell. Only sense of smell? Yes ñ for now. Iíll see you on Monday. Make an appointment at reception. Take care. Bye. Bye. Even though I usually donít do this, still ñ thank you. I canít believe my ears. What have you got? A corpse. A man got shot. And there is no evidence of a crime. Ok, Iím coming. No! Donít wrap up the corpse yet. Ah ok... Is that one on the way?... This is the same killer. The most interesting fact is that Bulavin also held that money bag, the one that the killer took. These Euros again... It is a paintball bag, judging by a smell of titanium Dioxide. It is a dye for the paintballs. So the dead guy liked to play paintball? Can I wrap him up now? Yeah. Is this his car? Wait! Step off! Take him. This isnít Bulavinís bag. He came here without it. Whose bag is it then? It belongs to the killer. Why did he give Bulavin a bag full of money..? A bag that he grabbed right after. I think Iím starting to understand. He gave the bag up, then killed the guy and then took the bag back. Bulavin knew who killed Livashov and so he blackmailed him and demanded the money. The killer brought the money in a bag, gave it to Bulavin, and then shot him in the back. You didnít tell me everything? No. This paintball club where the killer goes to is in an abandoned cardboard factory. How did you figure this out? There are about 20 smells, and one of them is gum. What kind of gum? Gluten. It is one of the components of cardboard glue. And... They add it to cheap ketchup for hamburgers. How can you eat this crap? Fexofenadine, ten percent alcohol propolis, kalanchoe...Ortho-glycoside... Ok... Indian trumpet.It is impossible to keep anything secret from me. Yes! I found the paintball club. It is in the old factory, just like you said. Well, good for you. Rich boys who miss dangerous adventures play here regularly shooting each other up. Well, good for them. Rich boys train every day. Every Friday is battle day. All members take part, they are divided into two groups. Fridays are to be taken very seriously. Today is Friday. That is correct. So you and me are taking part in this charade at 7 p.m. tonight. Iím not playing any games. This is the only chance weíll have to get them all. In one day at one place. Iím supposed to be resting. You can find a man with a nicotine patch without me. The patch itself is not enough. What if it fell off, got lost, or will be covered by a long sleeve. Or maybe he just wonít show up at all. Fine. But Iím warning you ñ Iím not going to be playing games and running around the field. You donít need to. You just have to point out the killer. I will deal with the rest, Iíll be at yours at 6 p.m.. Alex! Alex, you home? Little brat. For Godís sake! Yes. Where are you? Iíll be out in two minutes. Sorry, I fell asleep. You sleep during the daytime? Daytime sleep is very useful. Letís go? Letís go. The plan is simple. The new ones are going to be introduced to all of the club members. One by one we shake their hands. You sniff. Then you tell me who the killer is ñ and you are done. How many are they? Twenty-four. Twenty-four? Thatís right. Ok. Lets go. You are late for the handshake. Everyone is changing already. Hurry up. The game starts in 15 minutes. Locker rooms are straight ahead and right. Locker rooms? Yes. You are with ìBuffalosî, and youñ with ìTigersî. These are the keys to the lockers. Uniforms are inside. These masks are for you. You will get the guns before approaching the field. Good luck! And what are we going to do now? We have to play the game. There is no other way. Daytime sleep is very useful. We are in two different teams. "Yeah. You sniff your team players; I look for a guy with a patch. " Weíll meet before the battle starts. I canít shoot. You will not have to. We will get him before the game. Just show me the killer. Ok. Iíll see you on the field. ìTigersî ñ get out on the field! And whereís the other team? Theyíre already there. Where are the ìBuffalosî? They are going out on the field. Wrong way. Go to the field ñ everyone there already. You are still here? Hurry up and get to the field! The battle is starting. Put your mask on! Where are the ìBuffalosî? Everyone is out there already! Hurry up! For Godís sake! Put on the mask! Hide now you dumb ass! For Godís sake! This is him! He flees! Hurry up, he is trying to flee! Are you ok? Yes. Heís got a gun. Why did you kill them? Speak! Go to hell! Iím just going to kill you during the arrest in a couple of seconds. That will make things easier for all. One! Why did you poison Livashov? Two! I got him a diplomatic passport. He promised me 500 grand! And they decided to screw me over. I didnít want that. Itís his own fault. And what about the one on the promenade? He was a negotiator. When he realized I killed Livashov he started blackmailing me. I offered him 100 grand, but he wanted half of everything. Well this was a beautiful confession. 500-euro bills. You ok? Canít breathe. Got either a contused lung or heart. He got a couple of small hematomas around the heart. Nothing serious.
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Length: 50min 31sec (3031 seconds)
Published: Tue Jul 08 2014
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