The Show Formerly Known as the Martin Short Show - Part 3 of 5

in 1957 director Leo McCarey gave us his bittersweet masterpiece and affair to remember starring Cary Grant and Deborah Carr as two strangers who meet and fall in love on a transatlantic voyage in 1994 Warren Beatty brought his version to the screen entitled love affair starring Beatty and the scrumptious Annette Bening and now anticipating 12 weeks of intense filming the dark genius himself Tim Burton director of Batman assembles an all-star cast to begin his own remake so tonight on the making of we look at Tim Burton's the making of Tim Burton's a nightmare to remember I don't know it's like is everyone prepared to make a movie and stuff and to play the all important role of Terry McKay tim has hand-picked none other than grace under fire Brett buckler hi how you doing I'm just sitting here get my face put on believe me you do not want to see me without it well I'm wearing more makeup gonna cling on look at that I love this one Butler and Burton hit it off famously and then filming begins compliments of the captain to celebrate your first transatlantic voyage well thank you Stuart mmm pink champagne my favorite it's like the say back home it's sweeter than a nun's dream son what now what two things actually one is that his name's not Stuart he's a ship Stuart and also the line smoother than a nun's dream I think that you should just sort of like I don't know stick what's written in the script uh-huh I'm gonna share something with you you are really starting to get on my nerves you know that I mean you're supposed to inspire confidence I look over to you're all dressed up like Elvira what the hell is that all about now you listen to me you little weirdo I don't give a flying loose in a lick about what you think of cinematic propriety I am giving you the proper interpretation I understand but you have never once done right do you have no more so I don't see what the yeah you have a number one no I don't know it's like it's she scares me you know I'm not used to working with people who look like they want to rip off one of my arms and beat me with it but that's good fear is a good motivator I love it on the other hands is just dream are you following me around this ship I was just going to ask you to dine with me we're both engaged we can't be seen together cut well yes sir it's like you got closer to the railing all I'm seeing is your hair whatever you say chief why don't you kiss his butt like that well I don't bull crap I don't well then go Mikey you act any better and I tell you what else he ain't gonna hide you for his next movie cuz yeah I know damn good in this one I play Nickie Ferrante and Italian gigolo and Brett's character falls madly in love with me although on the set she always calls me donkey face but we're engaged to other people so at the next port stop I take her to meet my Italian grandfather who's played by Irving Coen the legendary songwriter and well this is a particular thrill for me because mr. Cohen's written over 81 thousand songs for fellows like Sophie Tucker Al Jolson and heck who knows I think even Courtney Love's group oh so it's a real thrill it's so good to see you again grab Harvick likewise Nicolo now I'd like to talk to the Goyal alone them why don't you go to the chap in lib and get on those bony needs of yours and beg the dear Lord above to forgive you for wearing your hair that day so you're in love with nine Nicole oh yes but I'm frightened that is just a ploy boy he also happens to be a very talented pig their business really did he paint this no but he painted the wall behind it and the entire kitchen and the baseboards in the breezeway but that's Nicky he don't charge much but what I like about him is he don't leave the brushes off stiff at the end of the day cuz he soaks them in - tine which is the proper thing to do when you're working what the hell is so good dee dee dee or whatever the hell else you want to put into this is a mistake it's the scene over that is not what this time here you hear the word cut around here bears bitin where's the duck genius by week five in an attempt to ease tensions and curry paper with his hostile cast and crew Tim does an impromptu jig to the theme of his very own pee-wee's big adventure the attempt backfires I don't know I mean to me is the apartment scene is the most important scene sort of like in the movie because you know Nick and Terry come back from Europe and they've out apart meet in six months you know and see if they still love each other and and and and but fate has different plans all right rolling the cameras action where were you I waited and waited and waited how did you find me I looked you up in the phone book now you have some explaining to do now we agreed that six months after the voyage we would be at the bottom of the Gotham City sewer system now where were you I got hit by a car I don't believe you that's true I got hit by a car and I lost the use of my legs I don't believe you yes man that is what filmmaking is all about week seven the cast and crew assemble then given the devastating news that Tim Burton has left the film mr. burden have gone to Japan for the winner for much-needed vacation this is not a shutdown this is a retooling there's some talk of our animation but I think it's very premature now I'm gonna ask you all to evacuate the building in an orderly fashion as the crew from captain Ron to will be needing the stage immediately thank you I have no way home can someone drive me mr. Brad people will make fun of my hair well shame on you primetime is the place to be this week on NBC on Monday night it's an all new wings followed by Seinfeld then the best of wings and another Seinfeld on Tuesday if the Seinfeld doubleheader followed by wings and an all-new Seinfeld Wednesday night it's a wing sandwich wings Seinfeld wings then empty-net Thursday night is an all Wings night with wings wings the best of wings and wings then Friday join us as we take you on an all er weekend so recapping them its wing Seinfeld best of wing Seinfeld Seinfeld Seinfeld wings Seinfeld wings Seinfeld wings emptiness wings wings best of wings wings er er er er er er er er er this week on NBC this Tuesday former Beatle Ringo Starr as you've never seen him before in Richard Lester's a hard day's journey and tonight Jamie would turn out to be a loser what's the big bloody mystery mum pops a miserly drunk and belligerent depressive tired of being called miserly why is it at this house wars means you're right Jamie it is boring let's say we all go outside shut your mouth leave him alone so what we being a little self-righteous for someone who spends his life at the racetrack I think I'll just slip upstairs you stay where you are and that goes I love you but the dog would stay where I am I want the goods again featuring all new songs by Shirley Bassey PJ Probie wing Fontana and the Mindbenders and Ice Cube and a lynch mob that's a hard day's journey in tonight exclusively here on NBC in the old days TV was a to type thing and it used to take nine guys to carry it in them but the screen was only that big and you used to have to watch it one at a time and then you tell your neighbor what you just seen so they wouldn't miss anything but you are grateful at that time because you had a chance to learn your craft it whether it was the guy with the dogs jumping through the hoop titania or the guy with the planes but the thing with the kids today don't you see a bouncy see TV used to be something special to me now they got the MPV we used to have Lucy and Milton and my arms getting numb and I dated good Pete dad dad dad easy dear whatever the hell else you want to put it why could or not Jackie Rogers jr. coming up

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Views: 7,673

Rating: 4.8933334 out of 5

Keywords: Martin Short, Jackie Rogers Jr, Phil Hartman, Ed Grimley, Jan Hooks, Bette Davis

Id: gqN3TL0qqSg

Length: 13min 18sec (798 seconds)

Published: Wed Jan 26 2011