THE SECRET MONSTER TRUCK SUPERCAR! (GTA 5 Online)

[Music] [Music] my driving attaboy why why are you driving it Trudy why John for that what officious be no land pick a t20 okay I don't ya just amazed all right well Josh again cuz there are some fireworks daily in Europe Josh you have a potato computer you only a foreground Oh Kelly come on that's jelly just relax okay it's the first part of the race alright okay okay jelly is a savage chili his extra will kill both of us anyway rockets to didn't shoot me at the star jelly yeah but you killed me dude you could have shot me literally killed me at this start it was behind the tire and you're comparing that to killing someone yeah because you three jelly [Laughter] tell me why did you shoot me okay now jelly now you can be angry cuz well what about me I've just been chewed over and a mess up cuz the moment I see you little juicy robbery Twitter speech I just been killed over / and you guys are like art we're all good now here's Josh Phillies now get with me I'm Peter jelly oh boy this is gonna be intense gosh you're not the victim all right I am the victim all right Josh to be honest is the victim here I mean like I'm not killing just killed I didn't mean to I'm on fire anyway so someone's about to fire just stopped fighters so many cars here there was a car and I use it as a ramp I'm happy I just respawn I was fully on fire and then sub me to the cars like it's you know maybe of course fireproof it could be as I say I'm the victim Josh played us all along I was never the one that looks like yeah that's hard that's not the same car no customer Jordy [Music] that would have been fine but I'm not every city was not fine Julie you sounded be upset Jenny why just don't like me call the lady okay but this is actually nothing like you decide that jelly you know you could just take your mind so I decide to catch up really they are you flying to I have no idea this is supposed to be a looping guys good bit silly boys on you bye decided like the best recovery in the world I got shortcut shortcut you guys gonna stroke it down don't be that dirty that's very dangerous Geordi the shortcut is not that way are you doing a dumb boy shut my tires I was doing we know you did Jenny yeah you did he so ever he wants do some time always talking to you that's why you always listen to yourself what very happy to hear that oh you were talking about something I said before that thanks for a compliment on my shoes a year ago remember okay I don't set those sat them sandals doh Yeah right so never said that candles are not choose now how would you go do we don't spend time together yeah that was Jordi Jordi just said he has a rocket you know and he's also 12 seconds behind Josh yeah yeah well you're also 12 12 centimetres cool I'm 12 centimetres tall it's called a feet yeah feet tall that be very Tommy that's good I'm joking I'm 12 feet tall depends whose feet is it that project song okay Teddy won't have a bit of a fair race from here I think you mean like without rockets and without shooting each other suppliers portunities ask yourself that kind of a question see the things of you jelly is you all you haven't done it till you how kidding Jordi could not deal with behind until you have alright jelly that's easy you can do this I was in seventeen true it's a five jelly you gonna get some real speed if you have a slip stringer legitimately going to mess up so I'm going to mess up see there is no jelly there turned off the slipstream you need to go to the side I saw it no you don't have I don't have eyes no it's not there it doesn't like what are these things in my head balls is oh you just took that ramp yeah why not that's pretty skillful man you must be really good at this game what can I say I'm a Peppa norm I'm still way too far behind whatever I'm doing hey how can I ever catch up with you guys well they should we should give him the DNF don't get it dirty filthy one oh you think the demon ketchup is definitely ever I'm never happy you don't know jelly it's definitely not on it's not on its chin you know here's Josh it's not here is John I use them only in the sky it was only in the sky because I think that was fair doing it doesn't exist chili it's an illusion okay it's an oasis I didn't even mean to do that what happened there hey chili you wait at the end and I will give us a truck come on no you can't jelly no we tried so he has to stick of it Wow such a fine Josh it's gonna be my I was thick she touched it first there's literally another one just let me have it okay don't you they the same jelly so Josh please don't use your sticky bombs why anybody else suffer checkpoint Wow can you get back to it I think so I hope so I don't know nope I flew all over the checkpoint joy you shouldn't have blown over it then you have noodle why did you fly over a jelly because that was going too fast why did you go too fast jelly are you sure about that yeah you push them this is very tough why are there this must have been so hard to make because it's you've never seen a blimp flying in the beach do you haven't lived no I'm not okay huge food balls knit suit also I've never seen those no duty control yourself riding that bull for ages am i flying my car well because silly-willy I'm just trying to survive a lie to survive yeah you're gonna fill sure about that yes all right oh yes you're taking it from all sides yep taking it from the left side Josh thank you from everyone Tosh only from the left side gosh - it was a really nice nudge my nasty dirty all right Josh well I get the last checkpoint you could do it I'm looking at you all right I would never stick a bum are you sure about that look at Josh I noticed a bit of your career in departments literally in front of you doing it now Josh what does that say about your career I had a coke a fair enough yeah what do you think you had to bet it to go in for one and all Chuck's to us Josh yeah we're racing with me it's good for my reputation together you know that she driving a borrowed you're leasing that I you're with first place you know that right okay that's fine and Elsa wanted back what do I get if I get first place but you can pay by giving me first place chilly you don't understand I'm sorry [Music] about that truck and you just know I know that's brutal man Oh JB excited it jelly just drive off on his on his own about the drive up on his own Philly's changeable good wait Josh that's why I got this heavy car cuz I knew you were gonna do this jelly even when do you do this even when jellies in a in a light car it's a little it heavy car come on jelly come on jelly shot me and then show himself in the foot a thought piece by Josh I think I'm making it wait we know what to do it anyway you guys are gonna cheat it and then I realize oh I'm like stuck oh you're an idiot yeah it was all your fault Joey come on dude I can fast lately I've been doing this for like any time it's the easiest I will did I knew that would be worse oh yeah no I I'll do anything to not have that no I don't want to sit on Josh let's discuss the pill create a singular there you go finally one checkpoint dude I don't want to know about that choice about jellies black car guys come on stop it okay I feel like jellies are literally about to say I'm gonna tell my mom anything no way he show you know I didn't listen I could have killed you so many times I've Rockets in my hands and I'm not gonna use him right no way he's wrong no that was job that was you I am so far away there's no way it was an accident it was accident sounds like your mom with you it wasn't mine he's an accident okay Wow okay and then I'm like we're just having a friendly you know banter us laugh here at Josh's pool just pull and then boom adopted yeah I would adopt a joke what you're the one saying that there's something wrong with it I'd never said that there was something wrong with it you got adopted mother you have right now and you had a great childhood Billy adopted a girlfriend - I didn't adopt a girlfriend how does that work what's the difference um you pay for and it lasts for like no no you're you're confused huh it doesn't work that way oh sorry that happens you don't pay your girlfriend what do you mean yeah I don't know how does it work but then why does she say it's what love but I I always thought I have to pay extra for that no no no no that's if you want you to not an option guy an extra you can its DLC five years time guys right this time or DLC five is tie during you say right now Jody why are you being so patriarchal like what about women who want to buy boyfriends yeah well I think that sexist y know is should be both way she cheated by girls instead you should go out to buy love you should know you shouldn't be able to buy any but how is that sexist but what about boys are one of my boys yeah humans in general both those violates many rules nah but the Romans did and they were really close look at the Romans they're all dead okay well there's am I wrong then now many years ago jenny was invented only when were the pyramids built Christmas 2000 before Christmas yeah I wanted to say it in Dutch which is kiss missus yeah I don't even know I don't speak it kind of sounds like Christmas but a day when was uh in the religion of Christianity when was Jesus born as zero it's actually wrong well you can't say that no like legit I've watched many religious documentaries and they say you know what sorry a YouTube channel okay but okay I was gonna say stuff and they could tell people I think you can believe in whatever you want to watch Jordy you can't say that either I think freedom of religion gently freedom of religion I accept you for it with whoever you are that's what about Peter Falk wait what do so and it's not freedom in knowing that's their suppose no religion Jordy I'm just you know trying to face you a little bit over the rest gently cuz I love you I don't want to be found Ellie you're not equal to me you are more you're way better than anybody else in this world hey Jordy I'm here gosh I wasn't talking to you get the hell out of here you're like John seconds ahead of us wait so funny lowdown you prefer me I don't know I mean II just something's going wrong you up yeah just let me what might need I I think that's close Jordy what does it sound like Plus can we not shoot any tires this race we promise not to shoot ice no jelly don't say that go from the claw you shot my tire Jodi he shot my booty is so slow really didn't shoot your tire so we're good hey jelly seriously Jenni's like shoots really hard to try and get me it doesn't hit my toilet but we could cuz I didn't hit you Shelley's like North Korea firing missiles would be like I didn't hear anything we're good until he hits it slow and like he hits jelly stop it can't last forever is there gonna be Jordy is it but that wasn't shooting oh my goodness unless you see Judas secretly unlocked a mr. machine gun is shooting did you secretly unlock a machine gun joy is that why me Oh can't do that jelly oh my god no I had someone whose attire who was that attire didn't have a head of a lot of choice in that deal alright Josh make sure you don't here at the cliff here again okay make sure you don't slip boy for life then you jump off cliffs hey water jump in you're fine you were going I can see how slow you're going by the way what kind of out red Goblin make sure I use you my name is your accelerator like fully down you should push I genuinely think that you're not holding your finger down oh wait what w and it made a different noise hey what no way yeah let me try that no as in like doesn't work I wasn't fully accelerating man oh I can clean your car like W with the other hand but look yeah I mean I don't know actually it might controller might legit be broken how long has he even using that one and like a little bit make sure you drop on the right and the right side that was Geordi Josh's light life what are you trying really trying to do that I really did I hate you Trudy mess them up literally just shot me what are you going Jordy for it Josh machine guns much much faster now it's something going wrong with my car hello I am Josh caught the split on my screen go to the right turn it not a making a funny choice but I'm gonna spin out funny Trudy why are you shooting me I'm just gonna quickly head over to the no I'm not slowing down I'll lose all my tires I just kind of helps you yeah Thank You Josh come on give my other two tire suit I think my friend left ones gone I think I don't really need to hit them George is quite far away here we go in a second are you staying in the car but here it's the douche move no oh wait yeah that second was good what did you get Joey 48 eighty one night forty eight nine eight nine that was [Music]

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Length: 27min 49sec (1669 seconds)

Published: Mon Nov 20 2017