The School Prime Dealer

thank you there you go now get out of here bar and don't tell any teachers that I'm here oh Stone lad are you selling Prime are you blind or just stupid um neither what does it look like I'm doing bro of course I'm still in Prime all right relax I was just making sure making sure what bro you sounding like a snitch are you wired up or something no don't lie to me but I'm not I was just asking a question you better watch yourself bar I had my vape business closed down because of snitches I ain't gonna let it happen with this business though oh was it you that got bashed and roll while selling Vapes at school what no who said that I don't know it's just going around our school that someone did and since you mentioned it I thought it was you that's all [ __ ] bar I didn't get bashed or rolled or maybe it was someone else yeah maybe because like I like I like that wasn't me bro look I swear anyway you're gonna buy some prime or what oh yeah um what flavors you got in stock to be honest but I haven't got much left hey I've got um lemon lime tropical punch and my favorite blue raspberry hmm you haven't got any ice pop eh no I had heaps of those this morning but they all sold out hey damn okay well um I just get the tropical punched in sweet as brown but time in first oh yeah no worries um how much is it 20 bucks how much what are you deaf I am now after hearing that price what's wrong with the price that's a rip-off run that's standard I can just go to woolies and get it for like four dollars we'll go then I can't why not because they're all out of stock exactly I'm the only one that's got them in stock at the moment actually I think Nathan has some so I might actually go to him who the [ __ ] is Nathan he's the year seven kid that sells it for like eight bucks each on the other side of the school like behind the art building oh is he the kid with like the red hair and the glasses yeah yeah yeah yeah I know him I know him um didn't you hear bro he's out of business what how because of me lad what did you do I stole his whole Supply bar full walked up to him snatched his bag and walked off that's so slack no it's not but I taught him a lesson and what lesson is that don't be doing the same business in school as me he was selling in a different area though like you could have come to terms with him these are my terms all right no one competes with me I'll shut them down if they do maybe you two could have worked together no way bro I'll work alone all right I ain't splitting profits with no one how much do you even make about 500 bucks a day no you don't I swear on my mum lad here have a look at these bundles polish that's all from today bro maybe I should start a business eh if you do I'm gonna cave your head in all right now are you going to pay up or what ah I don't know they're a bit expensive bruh you're not gonna find them anywhere else all right plus these ones here they come from KSI and Logan themselves bro so they're like exclusive exclusive actually mum's lad nah you're Captain I swear I got them in my contacts bar we're like tight they full send me Prime like every week well how about you FaceTime one of them now then what like now yeah no that's what I thought why would I call them now bro they're probably busy I thought you's were tight we are so they should pick up your call yeah they will but like I don't want to annoy them all right besides I'm out of credit you are such a liar don't believe me then I don't care now are you gonna buy one or am I gonna have to bash your head in yeah yeah or wheel that's what I thought Ashton don't you go anywhere oh [ __ ] latest oh you gone you didn't pay for that sir he just stole more drinks I don't care mate this is the second time you're selling something at school all right just like I told you before it's not on all right I'll be confiscating everything you've got and you'll be getting a detention okay you're such a dog sir make that two detentions [Music] foreign [Music]

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Id: UWQpmhkj-mg

Length: 4min 0sec (240 seconds)

Published: Mon Apr 17 2023