The Scariest Gmod Movie Ever Made

okay so um bazinga now let me see a spooky ghost well what a shitty halloween movie i am not spooked in the slightest and i was literally in this one what do you mean it sounds like a ho ho ho it sounds like santa claus now okay well then how should i do it i can make my own freaking halloween movie it'll be 10 times better than this i might just have an idea all right guys so it's halloween right we're making the next hot slasher flick come in here fellas we're going to have some auditions all right [Music] gods you're up first buddy all right comp in front of the desk here all right he's got to be on the camera so get him on the camera your mom just [ __ ] your dad and then uh she died okay well looks like he got more rolls for you guys all right cancer you're up next so i want you to act like um you have hemorrhoids except they're like mutant radiation hemorrhoids and um they're giving you super powers superpowers now [Music] yeah there we go yeah get into character [Music] oh my god he's super powered he just killed the admin all right cancer you're in all right chad get up here oh make him fly yeah you have to fly chad i can take that roll super easy i mean the admins got you beat here right now chad this guy keeps tripping on his balls i don't know if this is the kind of guy we want our movie fight jump jump jump you can fly all right cancer you got the lead role buddy oh you wanna audition all right you keep tripping on your freaking balls are you gonna get together man yeah basically here's the scene you just crapped your pants and then you took those pants off because they smell really bad and now you're using them as like sort of nunchucks like a like a nunchuck kind of weapon you're fighting off some attackers with your poopy pants we're making a movie tracks no you don't get to leave everybody come in here fellas you guys are part of the movie now whether you like it or not i don't want to be a part of it no you're part of the movie now drax all right you don't get to choose here guys it's not that kind of movie jesus [Music] we need a love interest all right so you're going to be the um sexy lady you have to [ __ ] me in my ass i got hemorrhoids wait search warrant for dinky winks illegal movie oh [ __ ] out of here all right let's get back here oh my god everything we work so hard for matt studio i know all our actors are gone this time i'll try to find some actors that aren't like 12 years old no cancer you're back buddy all right yo cancer who are you i forget you're the star you're sucking a guy's [ __ ] what no i had hemorrhoids my superpowers oh yeah okay okay that's great buddy [Music] we're gonna go to the suburbs all right boys where's that it's like curtain sheep with these guys all right all right come on fellas so cancer basically here's the scene here you and david are just out for a walk in the park right it's another another romantic night and then all of a sudden just when you guys are about to start french kissing bloomer pops out and then you guys gotta run all right you guys gotta act really terrified they gotta walk into frame tell them to walk into the frame anaconda is striking yeah yeah very very nice oh jesus christ no guys come on you can't kill the villain in the first act all right all right we'll write it into the script whatever we'll fix it in post i thought these were fake guns no they're they are real god they're fake don't worry about it look that didn't even hurt me he just he's just tired he's having a nap i'll see you guys in the morning you guys are gonna be making out or whatever because you think you just killed bloomer and then you leave and then little do you know he comes back and he wants revenge okay ready okay uh take one actually yo i think i think autism helps they walked out of say the line say the line baba bowie all right great okay that was gold guys textbook material right there so david you and cancer you made it home right oh wow you love birds right you think you killed uh bloomer over here and um what all right david calm down buddy and then what's happening he said calm down okay all right i'll just take it down guys bloomer comes in and he kills johnny rocket fingers and you guys literally [ __ ] your pants like i wanna i want you guys to actually [ __ ] your pants if that's possible scene three uh johnny's death uh take one action you gotta help me he's killing people he's out there killing people lying guys what am i hearing things oh wait why is johnny here why is johnny guys there's a serial killer outside okay that was great great stuff guys i think i could actually hear you guys [ __ ] your pants right there you guys are gonna run into the backyard and then um and then you're just gonna keep running in circles so just do that like 20 times maybe and then bloomer's gonna get really tired so he has to stop for nap time and then that's when you guys take your chance to escape [Music] six hours later [ __ ] did i do it okay cut that was beautiful bloomer so bloomer's tired now you guys get like a moment's reprieve you know from the onslaught of bloomer you guys are gonna have an emotional moment because this might be the last moment you spend together and then devin you tell cancer that you're actually gay and then that's like a big bombshell moment and um cancer you [ __ ] your pants again earlier so wouldn't that already be in lore um making out or whatever okay tell them that you're actually straight oh [ __ ] or or he could tell me he has herpes oh that's a good one okay you know what cancer okay we're changing it devon you actually have herpes that's the new choice yeah all right you know what you get a whole dollar for that one i can feed my [ __ ] kids mcdonald's that's right keep them coming keep those ideas coming you might see more of that no no no no i think boomer should be chasing us we're just gonna close the door on the back like he exactly gets watched all right cancer don't think you're in charge here now buddy it's me nobody else you just have one good idea you're not the new director you don't have what takes i got the good ideas here capisce okay okay where were we fine you gotta see why against your mind you have herpes i have herpes [Music] why is it why is why can't he breathe he just had a long day of acting he just had to have a lie down don't worry about it like his head is laying in his lap do you see that all right guys don't worry about dabbing he's not dead okay nobody call any lawyers because davin's not dead he's alive okay right devin okay so basically here's what i'm thinking for the final scene is cancer after realizing that devin has herpes and you murdered him and then you [ __ ] your pants um you realize that bloomer was your true love all along and you confessed that to him and then you both shaved your pants yeah i could stay with this are you possible scene 69 um cancer professes his love and then shits himself again take one action i love you more than him i feel the same way entirely okay no kiss oh bravo okay bravo oh my god that's that's freaking oscar material right there guys [Music] okay and oh action no the director's hit please just finished the movie so filipino [Music] all right [Music] guys there's a serial killer rapist on the loose outside you gotta help me he's killing people he's out there killing people [Applause] [Music] here i have herpes no no after chasing you from one street into a house and then around a yard and then into a warehouse you you just try to shoot me but you ran out of ammo okay i i chased you into a warehouse and now i have you here cancer is there any last words i love you more than him [Music] i feel the same way entirely about a person [Music] finally we've we've located the serial killer bloomer to this specific building oh man i love you so much uh yeah all right just enjoying our day walking down the street aha it is eye bloomer no it's bloomer season [Music] this sucks this is worse than hitler [Applause] you fools this movie is haunted you think that wasn't spooky i'll show you a real spook this halloween cringe [Applause] [Music] i'm gonna unsubscribe [Music] you

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Id: cd8JkF1O0rM

Length: 16min 26sec (986 seconds)

Published: Wed Oct 28 2020