The Saint: Season 1 Episode 1 - The Talented Husband (Full Episode)

[Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] thank heavens for English theater bars we've had two acts of this play complete suffering both on stage and off I don't know what your tastes are in theatre maybe you like the the sweat and the grunts correcting me I I come to the fair of a fun four laps for excitement tonight comes to produce is why I say tell me honestly what do you think of it well I can honestly say Madge I have never seen anything like it in my life well isn't it thrilling now you stay right here I want you to meet John he's very clever he used to be an actor once you know yes darling I want you to meet the most fantastic man I told you about him John this is Simon Templar [Music] yes what else can I do tasteless stupidity of oppressing the public perfectly beautiful pen how to take it off in three days all that money just gone I'd be able to please shoot her drinks out here all right virtually out of the Sun put it forward all right that's fine you know I'll simply have to get up to London tomorrow and try and solve our domestic problems right this house without any help is absolutely no no I like it like this just the two of us oh it's not very practical hey your cone no I'm fine really I'll get you a sweater thank you match catch [Music] you're doing splendidly mr. Callen and next week you can start getting up for a few minutes each day oh isn't that rushing things a little doctor not at all no it's high time she was getting some exercise incidentally we met your new neighbor yet no oh Adrian Halbert oh yes she moved into Rose Cottage next door a few days after your ex and I forgot to tell you oh really what'd she like oh she's a very attractive girl wouldn't you say mr. kara I wouldn't know I've only seen it from a distance I'll see you assume is his cannon thank you doctor but by the way mr. Callen at nurse I spoke to you about she's free now Travie phone you well I think you all the same I've got a housekeeper arriving tomorrow well I hope she works out for you you could do with some help you look exhausted exhausted doctor or guilty no look here you mustn't blame yourself for this who do I blame it was my fault mad might have been killed but she wasn't killed a few weeks she'll be fine it have some visitors you know ask a few friends over so do you both good anyway I'll pop in again tomorrow morning dr. spring if you call too often she'll think she's much sicker than she really is couldn't we leave it that um if she needs you our phone if you prefer it that way well you said yourself she's going along splendidly yes so she if the nice thing goes wrong I'll call you immediately and thank you very much for what you've done already we both appreciate it I'm not at all but you will call me if I can give hel course doctor goodbye dr. Sprague says in another six weeks you'll be as fit as ever it's the best day yet no pain at all I feel so terribly responsible oh it was an accident you know it and I know it sorry I shouldn't have brought it up I've got an idea couldn't we have margaret and frank in for drinks darling I won't let you rush things doctors break said no visitors for another two weeks oh I suppose you're right but I can have a telephone here can't I found the post office again yesterday and yes we have your order in hand sir we will install an upstairs extension as soon as possible sir I said that two weeks ago there's bureaucracy for you anyway maybe they'll come tomorrow is anything particular you'd like for lunch oh that's easiest well how about some fish a nice salad I'm so fast 11 will be new bread at the bakery all this cooking and shopping and looking after me surely there's someone we can find to help I found every agency in London domestic help is simply non-existent anyway I enjoy looking after you good morning agent pretty how's mrs. clarin oh not too well on the phrasal John please let me help have loads of free time that's sweet of you agent you never met majesty very shy with strangers anyway I've got a housekeeper arriving tomorrow oh that's mom I hope so 15 years of the same family in Dublin no so she says clay mushi's used to win bleats and loves to cook Irish as they make him hmm there you are mrs. Jeopardy two pounds of stewing beef shall I put it on the bill if you please mr. Smith Clarins eight shillings stewing beef well mrs. Jaffa tea now you've been in cooking my week you think you're gonna like it here oh it's as pretty a town as you could ask for mr. Smith and the Clarins are such fine people give her my regards venture indeed I will mr. Smith oh well mrs. Jaffe I wonder if you'd do me a favor I've got an order here for miss help at a roast cottage she lives right next door to you my boys had enough promised to them for lunch yeah I wonder if you just drop it off for me sure and I'll be delighted mr. Smith that's very good you're welcome mr. Smith c'mon evening [Music] it's good to see you Mary oh it's good to see you too like a stone your drop from those blue I just can't believe it my entire establishment is yours anything you wish that's just as well because my bags are in the car outside don't worry we'll have them brought in and now what to drink I mean I mixed myself no at this just a pint from the barrel warm flat nourishing and very British and what brings you to cook I'm an adventurer a criminal no after a month in Paris I suddenly had a crazy belt of nostalgia for the sight of your ugly puss salmon this is me Mario remember you can be honest with me no why not can you keep a secret it is like tell your dead man I'm looking for a woman uh-huh 38-24-36 that's only a head [Music] [Music] here we are no it's miss Tooting beef ah here it is at last thanks so much mrs. Jaffe I hope it wasn't above than all trouble at all who yards out to be way on a free day like this Manny eggs oh yes how's mrs. clarin well as well as could be expected under the circumstances I'd love to come over and see her oh no not allowed miss doctor was very hard and fast about it no visitors oh well please tell her I was asking about her will you indeed I will miss and good day to you thanks again mrs. Jefferson oh you're welcome miss [Music] mrs. jeopardy [Music] mrs. Chao fatigue hello Adrian you scared the life out of me I'm sorry mrs. Jaffa - dropped my meat off on her way home and she forgot this needn't have bothered I'm sorry to barge in like this I did call mrs. Jaffa tea but she didn't answer you could never barge in Jon now that I'm here good night at least say hello to match oh that's sweet of you I wish you could I'm afraid mrs. Garrett is bathing her right now well you know what husband kazar what they say goes otherwise they go where are you okay then some other time soon as magistral enough you'll be the first beneficial husband I promise he's dying to meet you thanks Joanie goodbye who's that oh just some deliveries I ordered some champagne for you thank you darling Oh incidentally madam I have a few bills to pay give you a tip how much do you want oh well uh tailors bill this month you don't make it 300 well isn't that rather well I'll go ahead go ahead match say you think it's too much don't you no darling not at all you've every right of course since it is your money that's cruel well the truth has a way of being cruel hasn't it and the truth is that you pay for everything in this house the food the drink the car even my clothes well it gets a little wearing after a time a man doesn't particularly enjoy living off a woman that how you classify me I thought I was your wife [Music] that's darling I'm sorry I didn't mean it I think you do no it's just that sometimes I feel I don't know I've never bought you anything really just a few flowers and chocolates buy your own first jewelry we even paid for your own engagement ring [Music] why does it have to matter so much to you why can't you just accept it why do you have to think of it as my money it's our money this isn't my house it's our home yeah of course it is I'm sorry darling let's forget it all right [Music] John tell me something what are you happy with me what sort of questions dad are you of course I love you you don't say it very often no what does it embarrass you wonderful perhaps darling once in a while tell me I love you Matt very much [Music] sometimes I think if I were to [Music] there it is a custom-built Manhattan Thank You Mario it's seven we have friends not we are friends yes Cheers it's just that sometimes I do not feel I know you at all not very complicated Mario like oh man I am searching for personal fulfillment I won't accept my by proxy that's all I do not understand it's very simple I don't like being a cog in the machine being one of the millions of ants that devoured the dragon is all very noble but it's not half as much fun as being some Jorge is it with the sword in the hand and a foot on the make up the dragon and an arm around the fair maid sang cockeyed no not with that edition apart from looking at the scenery what are you doing in cooker and no jokes please hmm what are you doing in cooker what do you know about a man named John Clara quite recently his wife had a serious accident she nearly died his other wives had accidents too they did die he has to be married before twice how about another custom dog sure this woman coming now is their housekeeper Oh once alone mrs. Jaffer tea mrs. Jabba day yes Horace mrs. clarin would you be knowing her I guess you might say I'm a sort of friend of the family I even knew the form mrs. clarin Oh would I be the American lady yes grace Selden I was once engaged to her sister well you know fancy that you might tell them I was asking I will indeed selfie patil even your name this is mr. Simon Templar mrs. cavity Oh pleased to meet you indeed sure I'll be telling mr. gladden you were asking why mrs. Cheveley good boy no Simon hmm you are perhaps incognito did I do wrong to mention your name no of course not Mario another Manhattan do you feel like some dinner mr. Templar is having dinner with me I am allowed you [Music] yes yes Mario what excuse me excuse you I congratulate you I will bring the menu that won't be necessary Mario Madani at my home bring us two men Hatton's on me the lady spoken Miriam Lucia waters like a general if you want to argue not what the general is pretty at you however sometimes I ask questions sometimes out what's your name Adrian halberd we met before you don't remember us in the spring a Central Park in the right car grille mature look now you're guessing how about you're a special investigator for the majestic insurance company and your income for exactly the same reasons I am to prevent John clarin from murdering his third wife [Music] [Music] adrián that was a superb dinner except for one thing what you you shattered my faith in what in evolution you know beautiful you're gay you're amusing oh you're superb cook but you're an insurance investigator insurance companies found out years ago that investigators could do a lot more if they didn't look like investigators that's true now supposing we compare notes on jon carin right what do you know well he went to a good school 'we never got into any trouble and then he became an actor then he married and went to live in australia well they first mrs. Claire involved from the 10th floor Brisbane Hotel John collected 50,000 pounds of insurance and then came back to England mm-hmm then he got mixed up in the theater again he produced a few plays in London all of them plot he was virtually bankrupt when he married American heiress Grace Eldon yes I knew her what would she like like most pretty girls selfish petulant spoiled but Charlie anyway they moved to New York and six months later grace was electrocuted this time there was no insurance but John did inherit a quarter of a million dollars very enterprising very then he came back to England yes the same thing started all over again more plays that flopped I saw his last one the day after he married Madge John ensured her life for 70,000 pounds and a few weeks ago she was almost killed that's why I'm in cookin Adrian you know there's just one thing wrong with this I thought you would have spotted it what well up to now clarin has always worked alone don't you think is pretty stupid of him to clutter up this operation with mrs. Jaffa dick aren't you going to bed no not yet now I've got some work to do on the new play Gilbert has great talent he's written a bit of bad said act you'll fix it down I hope so it'll be a tremendous success and you'll be the most famous producer in London yes we said that about the last one oh this one's different do you think so I know it anything else you want oh no thanks goodnight sweet our hunch that clarin is doing some hard thinking tonight why either call the whole thing off or your panic and hurry things up I don't understand what's the predictable reaction of the ungodly I've seen a thousand times clowns been at the end of a diving board for some time any day now he's going to take the plunge what are you talking about well I told mrs. Jaffa to do that I was once engaged to grace Clarence sister I still don't understand grace Clara never had her sister [Music] leave kokom 10:30 dr matin head 10:43 [Music] yes yes yes I know but Gilbert dear boy yours is not a play of action it's a detailed study of an environment yes anyway I think I've licked our problem in the third act and I'd like to talk to you okay can you have dinner tonight at my club right should we say seven o'clock fine find out I look forward to seeing you all right goodbye I just found Gilbert I'm gonna meet him you'll see things my way now I was sure you will what Kane you're catching three o'clock if that's alright with you because I'm meeting Gobert at the club at 7:00 so I'll catch the 855 back I'll leave your supper all ready for you before I go what would you like Oh whatever's easiest well how about I slams - you won't have time to cook it of course I will study at 10 o'clock I'll get down to the village and get the me right away Oh John don't take so much trouble it's no trouble [Music] [Music] I'll be back in about 45 minutes dear I did [Music] you were quick oh won't you come in thank good would you like a cup of coffee no thanks Fred I'm got the time I've got to catch the 10:30 train to London how's Madge oh she's better today that's why I came Ron this is the first time I've left mrs. Jeopardy alone with us or took the liberty of telling her that if she needed anything to call on you okay I'll pop over after breakfast I wouldn't do that she's very independent now just leave them alone together and less mrs. Jeopardy telephones okay Thank You agent I'm very grateful well I haven't really done anything yet oh oh you two have met haven't you yes I like baron hi fine well I'm just fine am i interrupting something no just I've gotta catch the 10:30 train to London well let me drop you at the station Joyce not too much trouble no trouble at all keep the coffee hot goodbye thank you goodbye [Music] Ozma hatch as well as can be expected when can I come over sale you're doing in cooker mango seeing Adrienne when can I come over and see a match unfortunately she's not allowed visitors yes I sorta gather that from the housekeeper could you know her yes I met her last night in the pub didn't she tell you who she's a great talker I don't listen to half of it well thank you for the lift mr. template you're welcome train to stay in town all day no I'm catching the 855 back have fun thank you good morning boys thank you oh by the way I suppose you wouldn't know what platform at Paddington the 855 leaves from the seamy bla miserable never you sir I did no I suppose not freighters rather silly questions and sriracha we were asking from time to time [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] they're young is adjusted one pound of steering man you sure that'll be enough for three people oh it's only for me a mrs. Clavin himself gone up to London good day to you mr. Smith g'day visit Java day [Music] good morning miss good morning would you be having a teen of that pies and they used for rats the brown stuff that looks like shoe polish do you know what I mean yes yes we have some of it it's like a for answer a 10 ounce 10 for hours just will be doing me nicely how much is it for in six months I get you to sign the [Music] [Applause] [Music] Cod mrs. Jaffa D just went I swear I didn't say go hard she probably went out when you were driving down to the station you know what's even more peculiar annoying mrs. Jaffa D I just can't believe she didn't tell Jon what I said about being engaged to raise his sister the IR is just so unpredictable the women aren't [Music] [Music] my back match oh good [Music] [Music] [Music] you didn't really make me a student you course I did all you got to do is light this at 6:45 little bit piping hot person a let's see magazines television mm-hmm about cigarettes plenty anything else you want only if you to hurry back by magic have a good day dear I will goodbye darling goodbye I'll be back by 10:00 dear [Music] [Music] [Music] I'm on time for the CEO class you're in two minutes man I hardly know what I'm doing it's my sister you see she's been taken in [Music] Oh mr. clarin I'm not interested in these actionless pressureless players the modern theater calls honest and what's your objection to a little putt nothing Gilbert nothing but you haven't written the play of action what do you make the time 6:45 oh go on girl but you were saying [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] Adrian what time do you make it ten to seven something wrong something very wrong nothing possibly can happen to match with John in London michael mann's of mrs. jeffrey went out of 2:30 and still isn't back marriage has been alone in that house for four hours what do you think we ought to do I think I'll play the clarinet as a little visit should I come with you no I'll be back in ten minutes [Music] [Music] but Gilbert dear boy that is the point a message social significance I have no message mister clarin I doubt if I'm capable of improving the world all I want to do is to give the pain customers are thoroughly entertaining evening in the theatre and if you take that attitude you might to produce the success occasion instead of a series of dismal flops that's how you feel I feel mr. clarin but you are a untalented overblown professional more I have a train to catch at 8:55 obviously we've nothing further to discuss my bill please [Music] why doctor spray what a pleasant surprise today mr. Kavon your prognosis turn out to be a hundred percent correct man she's doing splendidly well enough to be left alone she's not I told you I had a housekeeper mr. Jeff Lee turned out to be an absolute treasure she had no references once heard such terrifying things about service these days still I had to have someone denied [Music] dr. spray could I ask you a favor I'm sure you could mr. Clara your friend drove me to the station this morning so I don't have my car with me I wonder if you could give me a lift home well it's a little out of my way any quarter of a mile I'd appreciate it so much all right then he became absolutely insulting I don't understand writers I swear I never will complete Egger cédric's every one of them never think about it with themselves oh this is me already oh thank you doctor [Music] [Music] darling Madge dear mad [Music] [Music] where are you going clarin back to Brisbane on your York to Grace's apartment on Park Avenue it's my wife she's dead your wives have a habit of dying you're talking about this you poisoned your wife poisoned you out of your mind Am I I was in London all day wait you know I was you drove me to catch the 10:30 train this morning you saw me get on it yes but you got off it again didn't you clarin up the next station up the line I did no such thing I had dinner with the writer you'll vouch for it early so will the waiters and on the train coming home I met doctor Sprague he drove me straight to the door then who did poison your wife he was mr. Jeff addy you see I I had to take of that references I was desperate we mad so ill I I couldn't look after her and the house I don't see why not you're a very talented husband it was mr. charity what possible motive could mrs. Japanese ever killing your wife robbery she's taking magic jewelry look for yourself a minute jewel boxes broken open it's empty who are you calling the police I wouldn't bother I called them myself mrs. Jaffa tea [Music] what did you call me missus japhet you know I have to hand it to you Claire and it was a beautiful performance you created an identity with all the tradesmen in the village believed then to avoid visitors you told them dr. Sprague wouldn't allow it that way no one could ask questions about the mythical mrs. Jeopardy [Music] Templar tell me we can work this how can we yeah there's a 70,000 pounds insurance policy on Maddie's life are collected in a month six weeks at the most I'll give you half 35,000 pounds I'll make it forty and all the jewelry here take it I'm not interested in the jewelry all the money all I want to see is you get what's coming to your clarin how about the first mrs. clarin the one that fell from the hotel window you pushed her yes I'm Christ Selden in New York yes I know Madge yes yes Hadrian do you get that every word it was different with magic oh I love magic I didn't love the others but I did love match [Music] [Music] yes sir thank you for getting here so quickly inspector you probably didn't hear too much of that with miss Halpert as a verbatim transcript [Music] did I do wrong [Music] [Music] because I know that entirely and you want very much to live [Music] [Music]

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Length: 51min 25sec (3085 seconds)

Published: Tue May 29 2018