The Saga of Delarius - 7 - A Baldur's Gate 3 Adventure

Hello everybody welcome back to more there we go Baldur's Gate three hope they're all having a fantastic Tuesday so far hope you're doing well we're all level five now so that's good now some of us have multiple attacks it's a good place to be it's a good place to be oh hold on let me turn on my notification sound so I can hear them pop in there we go uh we made it to this door guard camp or city or whatever this place is haven't gone much further I have new spells uh got rid of crown of Madness because it's ass never worked a single time that I used it just a real waste of a spell slot uh chose hunger of Hadar and it's got a real big radius I could [ __ ] up somebody's day with this I won't yet uh right away the arrest of Westward 96 name of the 30 months of support happy anniversary Westward hope you're doing well to keep going yes we have to keep going where are we going not sure yet solo snake thank you for the underbiddies is hilarious going for a Captain Underpants cosplay honestly I just haven't found any clothes that I like and since he needs to have no clothes like has no armor on to use Mage Armor we just haven't put anything on yet so he's just letting his glory hang out dead drow publicly displayed the dwargar is sending a message don't like strangers here Birds absolute must have took you in yep where'd the drow come from caught him sniffing around easy marks that the stench of the top lens hung them here as a warning ain't no one drugs with Clan flame shade yeah no one drugs with you me who else my spider's suss them out of hiding they're near taught him a thing or two and I let them fly got the a24 fiddle playing in the background and that's neat so he has spiders I guess they're his children I can't talk to them because I don't have to speak with animals I thought about taking it as my Eldritch invocation but I took Devil's sight so I can cast darkness and just be really good in combat with it you had a stick [ __ ] fill her up how about a thank you how about I chop off Ward Magmar stick [ __ ] straight to the Shadows a waste of a slave he should be digging more Scavenging not serving drinks oh yeah tell the sergeant we won't move a pebble oh that's right oh the true Soul was trapped shouldn't you be helping hold out your hands you heard the man let's see him you want to see my hands what for skin more showing take a look five working fingers nice and Meaty Prime for digging you weren't there you claw him out my drinking hands busy all that for a [ __ ] punch liner and quite the blow hard I could appreciate that and he'll appreciate have you [ __ ] S I have to give you actually yeah hey stick [ __ ] where's my drink coming right up piss pop stick [ __ ] talks like smug and he wrecked that shroom Village and then shagged it here's the smug nasty brick what okay fine stick [ __ ] what's with the hostility so that's me one more time I'll gut you is that so well true Soul I've got a new tune to whistle piss the drug off I don't like I don't I don't like your attitude here 27 out of five I think I got this one welcome [ __ ] are you bench a bit loud don't let them hear you now why in the hottest Hills would a true Soul be helping me I guess I wasn't paying attention to what I was saying I thought I was trying to tell him to shut the [ __ ] up oh well doesn't matter do you want help or not fine you want to spill their guts I won't stand in the world you better finish the job because I'll be the one to suffer if you don't and ain't you hearing me prick hole piss off to every last hell 's mug best to examine this place before I decide to commit to another genocide what's Dana's deal okay fought like this doing it Stone Mason Keith face cobbled edges they're a shine they must be a sun dweller in these Parks look here my top side friend I need fresh eyes and I doubt I'll find fresher friendly welcome Rarity in the underdark as rare as a smile into you might say but these learned eyes reach their limits and so I must humbly request yours what are you doing exactly peering into cracks and crevices and hope to find histories morsels I have come up regrettably short I hope you might see truths where I cannot I can give it a shot what should I be looking at the rubble all it may be so bold and beat that beef up that's a rock apparently I'm good at history apparently I'm very good at history statues Meandering curves and golden edges stand out against the weathered masonry behind it two Styles two Iris the statue was carved from newer Stone and erected by Lake comers to this ancient Fortress anything standing out let's see what I can do with an investigation good enough Boulders and stone bricks of various sizes clutter the corridor many split clean lean too yet some walls remain fully intact no Quake brought these rocks down they were smashed through in an instant thing big charged through here something very big that's probably not good and now what do my eyes tell me several glassy Stones stand out in the debris their borders are coated with tiny yellow crystals hottest of flames smoothed the stone and left sulfuric crystals behind the fires of the hells have touched grimfort a balrog incredible an entire history written from dirt and debris an ancient city June from the stone by Disciples of Shah later abandoned Untold centuries later a new tribe revives it fresh walls fresh sculptures until a great hell Beast charges through toppling the walls and crushing the people yep that explains the infernal play I found perhaps you might have use of it I'm mate is it a collector's plate look has only begun there is more still to find I must get to it would you like to trade when I see what you've got show me what you've got see what you've got go away feign death fly warding dark vision fire resistance elixir of vigilance potion of speed he doesn't really have much for anything oh he's got traptis arm tools which I do admittedly need more of hmm do I got anything to sell back I got two hammers a mug I don't know why I have those things but I got them copper band leather armor keeping that Pilgrim hat I don't really need two torches and then let's even that up done and done but I sold him good deal most interesting secrets are always good luck I can't talk to those animals because I can't talk to animals skeletons damaged armored damaged dark justicia um and a malachite oh dark justicier mail night singers reply while obscured by Shadow the wearer deals 1D for necrotic damage to attackers that hit them with a melee attack the journal I know is forbidden to enter the inquisitor's chambers but I could not help myself as Master ketherick not commanded us to use every possible tool to best Shaw's Rivals besides if Sybil means to keep the amulet a secret she would have hidden it better cycle 42 40 and 2. The Amulet has gifted me a power an energy heretofore unknown to me I've never known so much might and such cheer I can barely keep myself from smiling much much to the other Chagrin ha ha I could why did they write ha ha ha ha cycle 40 and 5. it is done thank the lady to thank the dark lady Sybil ripped the amulet from my throat and cast it into the lava having found me racked by laughter the madness Has Lifted but I do not yet know my Penance Sybil is not known to take pity on thieves okay so you had a cursed artifact as you look at the skeletons you realize they are all clad in the same dark armor not anymore I stole it uniforms these were Shaw worshipers the same as me do you want their clothes you're better off dead whatever killed the maiden enemy of a powerful goddess powerful enough to take her own Revenge I'm sure no need for us to get involved I mean it's a skeleton so technically it's an undead but [Music] damn it okay you know what one point it had flesh it wasn't always Undead you grab a cane and whip these dragon in beasts into shape that Rubble needs clearing and my patience is hanging on by an ass whisker you're the herd Master why am I helping you sounds like you're asking for help if I ignore your tone and it sounds like you were asked once for a last the way you talk out of it something Spooks the dumb shits so stop your join and get to working um you should give them another lash you've got your orders I'm not taking one more whack just as well perhaps beat anything for long enough and it'll snap are you really over enunciated that one it's behind the rubble anyway you got no need to know and I got no you want my help you better tell me what's back there is this technically a ritual I oh it's a it's a cantrip [ __ ] it well I think we got there yep fine look at this adamantine stuff's no joke stronger than steel rarer than mithril I know how that's made is made there's an adamantine Forge back there sure is [ __ ] don't get any smart ideas that forges Clan property but get the beasts moving and I'll toss some coin your way once you're dead I'll have the Ford for myself see what I can do go on then light a fire under the buggers literally I could tourist Disturbed its wrath quickened by anger and fear there's something behind that wall smack it I'm going to show you how calm I am by staring directly into your eyes Beast good um the rose seems calmer in your presence its eyes flicker towards the dwiga burning with raw Bastille rage can I convince it to hit him yeah the road they regards its dwayegar captors balefully then utters are deep angry Bellow [ __ ] go down well I guess they're just gonna attack us thank you dumpling guy leave no Trace oh they got a lot of Health that one might be able to get shoved over the edge but she also goes next so luck of the Fall realms good hit scionic blast [ __ ] [ __ ] laughs do I have any spells that push doesn't look like it download lucky on my feet 70 just isn't as good as I think it is I think uh fine familiar I have find familiar that's neat wait a minute all right I get to test out my new spell I am deaf taking position I always enjoyed hunger of Hadar or as I call it the ball of slurping extra attack [Music] idiot you stepped into the hunger of head are you stupid monster hey good job you stupid monster let's find some break psionic blast yeah he died let's see can I dispel the hunger of Hadar it's a concentration spell how do I drop it foreign blast you must be concentrating on another spell to cast this if the target you're a constant all right that's fun how much is that six to 36 all right there we go and a broke concentration how about that and I'll just give them a little push a little push push anyway I might joining the game so far loving it funk and stab hey buddy we're friends now right not to the rebel Paul's growls innocent thank you Noble beasties ah they're displayed beneath his portrait okay cool although apparently that ability also gets rid of it ah whooping cane huh nice Speckles though add a mantight slag I took a fair amount of damage from that dude from that fight I wonder what the next move is wow Man level five is no joke in need to find a way forward you got anything fun on you look like he had armor nope just bone orb of dark vision hmm pretty sure I already have that that's anyway let's look at this I already have this watch how you go there's a trap yeah that's what I thought all right let's see here I bought those brake trap Breakers here you go Astorian earn your keep we got there Matt 20. easy trap easy check oh hey another trap well that's too bad turn off turn base mode how do I do that not free action oh hey they turned off guys stop stepping on that also I thought I disarmed that there we go that should shut it off all righty womp wow I'm gonna take inspiration for that so I don't uh break my [ __ ] you know I guess it doesn't matter since this thing's already on all right foreign I succeeded the role before that happened traps oh be careful good work Shadow heart don't stand in it Shadow heart don't be dumb can I shut that one off even it's not looking like it oh foreign action Dash a trip doesn't matter it's already active lock picking is impossible I'm sorry historian wow that didn't hit it hi thank you for that Mind If I Do Don't Mind If I Do not wait till the kind of Sword short sword just taking all the good stuff man meh shipped over okay all right what now okay cleared all that levers what does this one do I see what happens if I and then aha intriguing so then if I seems like the only feasible way for us to get across is like everybody across that is this huge magehand I'll give you that question is do we take the middle path or the side path I guess nothing's stopping us from taking the middle and the side path you can take the middle path from here as we'll take a look and see what this does first sword mold you you're a strong carry that yes these boots have seen everything have they ooh a dark justicier mask plus one to intimidation um what you're dismissed all right it's a spy on people from up here look up there would you yeah oh they can oh I'm not sneaking so yeah that makes sense they don't seem to care that I'm here though which is neat touched I think you got me penny is hey hand pull that good work what's next let's give us some light [Music] okay not abrasure noted I mean if they got nothing better to do oh that blood looks fresh a gnome found some trouble here a gnome May bloody tracks quite small too gnome found some trouble here I wonder oh wait it's probably the gnome back at the uh I was looking at the broken shackles but I found some trouble here it's probably the one at the micanid or yeah Village colony don't jinx yourself a Starion saying should be easy is the equivalent of Vegeta doing this loses every time foreign I'm intrigued by the fact that it just decided to save so randomly here if not over then through rows of books a Harper key and reef Master catharik my whip has finally cooked some particulars from the captive Harper to it she revealed the location of her stockpile on a rocky Overlook I investigated but found the chest in question is trapped any attempt to open it might break its contents completely the Spy refuses to reveal how to open the chest even under threat of death only crying looks splendor with every Lash some type of watchword No Doubt the interrogation continues and again please accept my most humble apologies for my earlier oversights rest assured I will not misidentify any more of my fellow Sharons as spies may they walk forever in Shadow just justicia civil Church looks splendor but what does it mean pretty sure it's a light something Scroll of phantasmal killer haunt a creature with illusions of its greatest fears it takes 4 to 40 psychic damage per turn uh 4 to 40 per turn can no longer move and will be easier to hit let's just take a casual 40 damage every turn foreign I have to remember that one when I run into something strong that is also weak willed chug chug chug and with that I'm sober again a shield mold lizelle hold that Stone bed mmm comfy probably give a starry and a little there you go crooked touch laughs eighteen oh got it anyway that a hellhound no hell bore the [ __ ] are you guys doing in here let's see let's play oh that break my hide oh [ __ ] all right that sucks your stealth check sucks dude and you missed what a loser [ __ ] hey guys who wants to have some fun in the Darkness I like hunger of Hadar the zone of slurp make way laughs yeah I'm not letting you leave the zone oh if that hurt though whoa that board got [ __ ] up breathing do breathing oh I have two of them now let's just finish you off wow let me just give you a nice little push into the arms yeah idiot hope you like getting slurped nerd what a dummy well he had some cool [ __ ] I will take that doing here I've succeeded some form of check one of Hell's foot soldiers I'll go ahead and give that to lizelle opulent whoa fire Stoker who's proficient in that it's a hand crossbow lizelle might be wood bark and gold elixir of fire resistance I don't really need that please you can have that hmm Americans most likely an infernal battle was fought here but what of the commander you know a lot about the hells don't you let's see is this better than what you have doesn't it's time for Animaniacs and our volumes to the max somebody's got your backs your subs are now relax We're Lana maniacs Regis Aquila was up think of the ten gifted Subs welcome to the land of maniacs and happy anniversary you lucky lucky 10 people gifted a sub by the very very generous Regis Aquila 6 to 15 I mean this one's blue blinds Target the fail a dexterity saving throw deals an additional two D12 piercing damage to certain creatures that sport multiple sets of eyes beholders is the only thing I can think of for that weapon enchantment plus one Performance Plus ones Melody I'm losing three potential damage but I'm also gaining the ability to Blind things by keeping this spear on her the spear is really good true could also be spiders ah like just blinding an enemy that you stabbed like it seems like just a winning strategy still alive so honestly I should have just taken a short rest there that's what I should have done I'll be honest I did not expect to find just like hell creatures chilling there also you'd expect to find more Adamantite stuff around here considering this is a forge okay more levers what's this one do you see I see um now that looks like a cool area to beat probably don't want to make that jump if I'm going to be honest so let's see I run a risk split the party to get a few people over here to see what's up over on this thread I could cast feather fall and just jump it but then how do we get back that could just be a problem for future delarius second question can I make that jump you know what it only costs nine health feel like I have a scroll of feather fall in here somewhere there it is we come on everybody must find new sources nearby mithril veins are near depletion and the quantities require for uh brother saluv's most recent project were considerable some of the acolytes have taken to calling it Grim for the place it was made though never within Brothers Lube's hearing Forge your blade in the fires and raise it in the mistress's name okay foreign I need to pass some [ __ ] along to some people let's see here sort by weight [Music] there we go we good rows of books none of them worth it yeah Reggie tequila thank you again I hope you're having a fantastic week dude I hope all of you out there are having a fantastic week but Regis Aquila specifically because he just supported me monetarily and I appreciate that greatly yeah Scroll of dimension door teleport yourself in one of Jason Ally to a place you can see shitty week of 12 to 13 hour work days including a weekend but I get to relax watching her play through bg3 hell yeah Regis sorry to hear that the week's been dragging on like that 12 to 13 hour work days black hope the overtime is kicking ass though dude [Music] I got a lot of molds don't waste it probably don't want to step on that that looks toasty nope it was fine sure is a blazing Heat have smooth not eligible inscription wait not eligible for overtime working 12 to 13 hour days [ __ ] oh action makes reaction this will do I mean that's happened oh oh look at you Mr I've got armor on can I hit anything from here yes I can hit that one let's crap let's have a little fun sure that okay good that did damage what do I have here you know what these things probably don't have very high decks if I recall correctly so [Music] much for peace Target's too far well then take a few steps to larius can't stop won't stop one of those hit on the move foreign oh there were there were more of them than I initially thought okay stop that Revival is all that matters it's old it matters I should give that scorching Ray thing to somebody else doesn't cast a spell slot that's neat Legacy of avernus branding Smite gives me radiant damage prevents it from becoming invisible deals an extra 2D 12 fire damage sets Target on fire yeah setting it on fire sounds like a good fun time unless I miss in which case whoopsies it's a duplicate of yourself distracts enemies Oh wrong one whoops silly me I'm actually going to burn a level two healing word on you just to keep you in this fight I can't imagine that this is actually going to work on a construct it's kind of what these are I'll take the opportunity attack yeah [ __ ] it that was fine got him Swift and Lethal lethal and Swift oh she's got Misty step just as a cantrip what up [ __ ] [ __ ] action surge oh that's an action and now ah whatever oh ow my injuries need tendings thank you another one dead Punk if I could fire both at him got him we're gonna go with a short rest after this one I think in fact I'm gonna step her back this way I'm just gonna take pot shots at this little bee pink oh good luck catching me [ __ ] oh wait it has a ranged weapon we win and Lazelle didn't even die let's go hurt someone four okay you dangerous twink s time to pack it in for the day I think hey Lany Ard I think of the 44 months of support happy anniversary to you ready to burst uh more good old D and D where the dice rolls can be really weird like my half work fighter with plus eight Constitution failing every alcohol check and immediately getting plastered first in the group you know what sometimes different alcohol hits you different man a lot of Omega I think the 13 months of prime support happy landiversary thank you for the continued support with twitch Prime not what I want to do but all right I guess we're talking to Shadow heart now [Music] really good like wow that's actually some good attention to the detail we're in a hot area and everybody's kind of sweating that's good I'd rather keep things friendly between all of us interesting definition of friendly but yes were you in pain before the wound on my hand it never quite heals and sometimes it causes terrible pain to rip through me it's my burden though from Lady Shaw I can feel her influence somehow surely you're more know than you were letting on before I hope you'll be more honest in the future if I would saw subject you to such a thing I cannot say not with what I can recall but even then it would not be for me to question her will lady Shah has her reasons what causes it to hurt you it's good to say testing me but perhaps it's none of those perhaps it's completely random sure somewhere lol I'm So Random like to hope there's more to it than that some meaning that lady Shah will reveal to me when the time is right until then all I can do is endure anything I can do to help with it I don't think so to ask maybe just be patient the next time you see me wince or cry out it'll pass quickly enough it always does pain is sacred to followers of ladyshaw pain will give way to loss and then to the Peace of her internal Darkness you can tolerate a great deal of suffering so long as it has meaning okay yep nothing up here oh wait no I haven't haven't looted him yet 65 gold yeah whatever hold it lizelle now down there that looks like something neat also looks like an arena of some sort welcome to the forge grounds the mold chamber The Crucible splint mold Scimitar mold Scimitar is a Dex weapon right like it's a finesse weapon if I recall correctly foreign how do I get to my books to do that's all that haven't done Alchemy in a minute let's extract all my ingredients elixir of bloodlust huh oh drow poison that sounds fun I'm a home Brewer game don't know that half of it foreign there we go okay the owners doodle is the Sharons built the Great Forge which could heat mithril with which uh was such Vigor as to turn it into Adamantite astonishing middle they could mold the finest blades in Armory at the jewel of yelly's eye was not the forge itself but the protector he conjured the magma protector oh raw mithril ore and a proper mold Place ore and mold into their respective Chambers pull the lever to lower the hammer and prepare or for smelting open the valve to allow magma Into The Crucible and drop the hammer again to forge the product lazelle's the only one the party with Proficiency in it ah uh packed bind weapon bind your main hand weapon its damage becomes magical you cannot drop it or throw it you become proficient with it if you weren't already does that mean like would I still have to be able to equip it to get that what I'm concerned with now is that if I start up this thing's process whatever that Guardian thing is is going to show up and I don't know that I'm ready to fight an iron golem which I assume is what it is also I don't know if I have any mithril I have silver and I don't suppose adamantine slag is good yeah hold on I might have misspelled that but I'm pretty sure I don't got none take a look around Rob is erupting you better watch my step this seems dangerous hmm fire indeed hot uh excuse me what are you yeah I'd rather not that guess we know made the hole in the wall pretty sure it was demons or devils my bet was on a balrog because it also needed to be big oh wait hold on that looks myth really well hey there little guys [ __ ] methods they hate them don't like it foreign we're going to go ahead and take a nice big ow I still want to take a hop back 15. how much damage does this do 5 to 12. oh yeah Frost sounds pretty good on you [ __ ] I was correct Ray of frost good on them you're full okay all right so we want to play it this way huh I'll put myself in the ball of slurp hahaha or will I hey hold on oh I have to be able to see oh well hey take me there's more oh I really could have used more than that like having more than that would have been real sick you know healing more than that well I think you should heal ing sounds like a wonderful thing to do bad now does devil sight not count for this it should it works in magical Darkness but I guess Hadar is beyond magical Darkness you get back in the ball of slurp oh whoopsies ah the ball of slurp [Music] foreign [Music] not allowed to move at all we're just gonna move the Slurpee ball over here hold on I'll drop it then I'll move the Slurpee ball over here oh it's a bonus action yeah it's gonna get her out of the burning out of the burning oh that's weird that I can't cast it as an action can only be a bonus action whatever my concentration is too good scionic blast bite him can't Target Elementals man what can you bite other than my butt two no I'll hit you with two of these just in case wow got him to push my luck again hold on I should have two attacks and not just flourishing blow that's weird last don't get to attacks they do if they're packed to the blade [Music] not to level six it said I got it so I don't know what to tell you that seems like a real waste of a spell I'll take the chance we're gonna take that second short rest yeah hold up uh how do I check my abilities packed at the blade deepened packed pleased with your service your other world your other worldly Patron provided you new Boons pack holders gain an extra attack with their packed weapon the extra attack is only with the packed weapon packed bound Rapier is that not what that means or is or do I have to cast this thing every time every time wow that's weird anyway let's get us some me thrill there I got some be thrilled Scroll of enlarged Scroll of banishment Scroll of detect thoughts Scroll of fog cloud grimforge a history and the Sharon registry a registry of proud followers recruited by her loyal Paladin kathrik thorme Pages upon pages of names fill this book some are only nicknames other consist of multiple Noble titles all of them are scratched out and annotated with no longer ah I guess their book club didn't didn't work out for him I will say fighting these methods worked out a lot better than did fighting the other ones yo estari and you wanna whatever we're gonna head to Camp because it's uh it's rough faint voice echoes in your mind the poison spread hear that I'll drown friend went last long busy near's voice fades your head still tingles with his anger and fear is that telling me that I shouldn't take a long rest like is that what it's warning me of um that sucks that really sucks because I I could use one really use one but I can bet the dog scratch his tail wags enthusiastically scratch his tongue lulls out happily his tail wagging even faster hold on I have time for this boy good game only 20 of players have the achievement for fetch I can kind of understand that in that it's like I mean a little obtuse to figure out that you have to do it from your inventory well unfortunately we have to go uh try to find near automata I don't know how we're getting there from here though okay let's let's all step out of the fire here real quick ah guys group up are you just gonna wait for the fire to stop burning is that a thing you can do is that a thing you can do should I have done that if I have jugs or barrels of water I can toss it on there I mean yes but I do not turn bass mode and Skip till it goes away it's the environment's turn environment is taking its turn there we go foreign [Music] I guess we just fast travel further back here huh seems to be the uh the best way to do this okay the past is nearer than we think we simply must take rock and stone what would you get for training can I see what you've got all right selling you know me thrill I see metal silver goblet Scroll of fly could be useful I wish he had healing potions I like healing potions anyway give me some money for that hi actually I need you to sell too this will guide me I wish I could trade with all of them at the same time I'll give you one thing you've got a Keen Eye even jobs the past is nearer than we think let's see what you've got wait no no no sorry forgot to click that I sold it now she has money see now she can spend all right let's see map free true Soul Nair Harper stash carlak okay so we wanna no go back this way God slow down can't stop won't stop right we want to head south is that way ah here we are remember oh hold on another Trader [Music] 's gonna be pissed mirror's gonna be dead anyway here to Yap uh see what you have your goals great sword bow of the Banshee blood curdling emission on hit possibly inflict frightened gain plus 1d4 bonus to attack damage against frightened creatures that seems nice for those that could use it I would like all three of those I think I had some more stuff to sell like this mug and these bones I don't have used for that I don't have used for that guy's whipping cane either come back anytime I'll be here enjoying the show bugger off you're distracting the slaves they run you're dead oh it looks like you're having trouble digging what now is that how you welcome a true Soul the parasite stairs me a tickle you hear no thoughts or memories just an echo of scars that never healed a true soul useless rack of a lookout could have told me glad you're here to take responsibility tunnels collapsed trapped true Soul near is stuck in there with poisoned geezers geezers soon it's both our heads not the head we'd like to see roll one pirate king think of the red dude hope you had a good stream clearing the rubble be no one new easy feat any ideas not a one account tacking abolith fangs to my whipping cane I do not how did they get trapped places older than bone dust previous tenants left a trap dropped a [ __ ] ton of metal once we dug a ways in get near out and you'll have the absolute blessing no doubting that interesting I've got some explosive powder that's so set it near the rubble and ignite it that'll blow the drow out all right let's see yeah inventory smoke powder satchel oh Jesus [Music] Shadow heart if you would [Music] well did something done back to digging do I have anything else explosive wait a minute yes I do throw it I've seen killing someone just explain yourself before you're added to the body count I got the door open okay okay okay okay okay okay okay hold up hold up hold up hold up hold up hold up hold up hold up hold up hold up hold up let's try that again hold up hold up okay wait a minute one hold up one second I can explain see you just gotta listen to me you've come you can fit for now but transgress again and no amount of talking will get you out of trouble it didn't work is he near the rubble a fragmented voice clutches at your mind true soul finally you must clear rubble and filling poison is anyone else in there gnome slaves careful mercenaries me out you're not my [ __ ] boss eyes is a blur you only make out a bit of rubble and few moving figures try to focus I have failed the harder you look the fuzzier the images become until there is only Gray you sense nears frustration tinged with rage the connection fades what I don't get is the little smoke Satchel pouch that I threw first of all it didn't explode on impact second of all it's uh like actually did damage to the Rock and then this big [ __ ] Barrel I mean it killed poor lunk Buck here lunk bug dead [ __ ] dead uh but yes true soul I guess I have nothing else to say to you okay what resistance does it have apparently like once you use an explosion on it it is resistant to that then I got a bludgeoning weapon you got a bludgeoning weapon let's see how that does yep nope medium toughness ugh it's you the mascot of my ill fortunes much as I'd love to chat I'm not allowed social breaks oh you were at that thing wow I'm glad you weren't the one that got blown up came down here looking for wilbrin I suspected he and his little friends might have come to this region and I was right but I was too late Waldron had already been taken to moonrise Towers the rest put to work you won't find a worst gaggle of rare to Wells than these iron hand gnomes except for Wolverine desperate though his taste in companions might be as I was contemplating his folly I was spotted by a very ugly dwega now I dig it isn't good well that sucks I thought they'd be easy to outwit I had an entire plan unfortunately it didn't account for an army of mad underdark cultists nor did I account for some captives to be trapped in with the drow after the cave-in too many permutations quite the headache I'll keep them in my prayers but I doubt the gods will hear you down here you better hope your little tricks did Tom the true soul [ __ ] can I his name is stud that's got any more explosives about preferably ones that I uh won't appeal Your Balls Like Potatoes if you don't move and you better hope that's the worst things have stayed interesting is there anything else I can do with the cave in working on it dude he sent sneeze frustration tinged with rage the connection fades I guess that's all I'm getting out of you huh clean up this mess how about you Apprentice dig up stupid yes true soul what's that orb doing crying eye nurse says the absolute Squires seed through them watching changing I'd like to know more about moonrise you don't know absolute no doubt you'll see it for yourself soon enough okay welcome I'm doing all right trying to figure out how to break this sucker open you stop digging again and I'll please 10 damage at a time I need to deal 13 damage to it I don't think I can sneak attack it Somebody's gotta have a good idea maybe thud does truck true trapped remember things on [ __ ] ah the Elder maybe he'll help seeing a run with a barrel under haran just a small one enough to blow the drought out oh okay someone should grab it slaves are never going to manage with pickaxes can't go chasing maybes sergeants are ticket in oh would you look at that car someone's having a listen I am who are you talking about your mind is Awash with ancient resentments true Soul no less what do you think Kurt should we take near death of him what's up I won't Nair up sounds like you have a lead I ate Polly with more [ __ ] Souls and you got the stench if I didn't know better I'd say a mind flayer shatter worm in your brain good guess should split your head open and poke around in there if you not don't pay up I'm no more true Soul than you are the shiver returns that [ __ ] is Tiny colder sharper the stench don't lie you're one of them [Music] I'm going to read your brain foreign can still smell near from behind that damn wall that's not me you smell you must be catching near Santa he stinks to the deepest Hills that's for sure could be all right in that case want to earn some gold yes what do you need done friends after the absolute Glory that's why she's got those slaves digging for near but we ain't need Glory just coin and Nia's got plenty help friend free near my Chums grind him up whatever the spoils will drop you a fat Cod you win I like it I like it I like this plan A lot it has a lot to do with what I was going to do but I want more and we're friends now you drugnin fine half it is but first we need to take care of something you've seen that weirdo by floating about knife it and don't get caught the cult watches through it and we can't risk more [ __ ] on showing up you still standing about get on it I asked about a lead you still haven't answered some days back a slave gnome bolted with smoke powder handy stuff her crew know more than they're letting on see if you can get him to talk now move boy I hope I hope it wasn't the one I accidentally killed watch your back I need to sneak because I need to stab this thing sneak [ __ ] sake pass your test you dingleberry stop looking at me I'm very nervous hey what are you doing what are you doing what now can you jump to there okay that's not a spot does the scry I see in like 360 man there's some [ __ ] attacked someone only the guards are allowed to do that I I was just told to kill it usually this is the point where the guard leaves you alone but not today this [ __ ] told me did you [ __ ] miss how did you miss God damn it no this is dumb this is actually dumb they were the ones that told me to do that I can't kill all of them I have to go all the way back there but first we wait for these things to go away let's get going definitions heart-shaped Rock I played dead by daylight I absolutely have and do I have a favorite killer it varies uh I like playing scratched mirror Mike he's fun uh Beyond him let's see I like the doctor last time I played the doctors like super broken the alien looks fun I'm looking forward to playing alien but I usually bust that game out around Halloween although this year I kind of want to also bust out the Texas Chainsaw game too see if I can get a group together to play that maybe even find a group to play the Evil Dead game so I can torment people all right gotta go redo some of this again first sell stuff no matter how hard she whips that what you want anyway oh I have bottles of Grease I think I will take that bow with a banshee and give it to somebody enjoying the show all right let's Converse about this again no need for that Nia's is the only hand that matters to us not a one unless you count tacking ability fangs to my whipping cane how'd they get trapped get near out and you'll have the absolutes I've got some explosive powder as I was taught you better hope how does that still not do it Stop Standing in the fire idiot it's dumb Your Balls Like Potatoes if you don't move and you better think to fix looks like no one died that time yeah I can't afford to stay idle I still need 12 damage left for it stop stop stepping into the fire you [ __ ] [ __ ] hey lunk bug sorry I killed you last time soft Whispers the words all but lost in the hot air eavesdrop well that's disappointing there we go smoke powder finna means gone and if she's smart she won't be coming back tell the sergeant Where She Went still trapped with that magniac near forget the smoke powder they kill Phil on the spot I won't let you do it listen I can help you act frightened or you'll draw suspicion all but guarantee I won't roll in that one there we go crazy our friends are trapped in the cave-in and I know a way to get them out bug please you know what he'll do leave the true soul to me few days back there was a scene our friend philamine she's a sapper set off a blast and ran off we set a spot for hiding if someone found trouble I'll mark your map if Philly mean made it you'll find her there she'll have the stuff to blow that tunnel wide open and get Beltran and the rest out a high-powered explosives do sound fun but must we waste them saving lives I'll add philomene's head to my collection I'll do what I can please please don't hurt my feel I beg you hurry our people won't last in that cave in Forever another head to add to my collection see help the cursed monk find the lost amulet [Music] that's quite the hiding spot I don't know where the [ __ ] that is the walls are deep no like it's across the way and then it's like up and over or it's further in that way perhaps in there in there or through there anybody else want a shot at that a butt and a collapsed archway way too big I'm too big for this why don't you go away eyeball wait a minute We're Alone Now well hello why is this thing so [ __ ] perceptive I mean I guess that's what it's supposed to do is it even possible to sneak up on this thing does this thing have like infinite perception yeah whatever I'm just gonna kill it dog breed and move scry on that [ __ ] okay oh they're playing fun games let's show here to kick some steps Lakeside I suggest you bugger off um hope you checked them for loot first you gotta be kidding these trash don't have nothing on them but rocks rocks rocks perception inspect the Corpses with guidance that's miserable I ain't re-rolling that there's a gleaming gleamy right there done cool kid lend a hand or get gone lend a hand go for something after all you wanna [ __ ] die oh you have 54 Health never mind I'll shut my mouth that one had a gold on it let anyone in around here anyone thank you aha see that one had a gem oh hello [Music] honk honk honk [Music] how do you get it's a path that I do not comprehend that gets you back that way ah these double iron doors perhaps a difficult one but not impossible I think we got it let's be on my way scraps of a night full feast yeah to break bread in Shaw's name then spill blood in her name sacred one [Music] hang on that's only one gold way too heavy plenty of silver that looks like a door what's that a button oh a door oh this place is all melty oh no oozes can I aim up how do I aim up can I get the camera to go higher up I would like to shoot the slimes that are hanging from the ceiling please like I'm not I think it's kind of dumb that I can't look up what am I a dog you're [ __ ] slime dull moment done wow full damage that's pretty good foreign [Music] her last spell on it [Music] wow that's some good fire damage and now it's dead there's another one apparently into the Shadows into the Shadows what do you mean what do you mean hat it said I can shoot him like a second ago did crouching actually [ __ ] that up apparently I can cast need to find a way forward Bang Bang my path be true oh what [Music] all right we killed the slimes oh hold on a loose Stone it is just walked through the mire waiting I crave blood receding what was beneath the loose Stone hide armor torch greater healing potion hyena ear yeah loath's candle hey it's Darian unless this is uh let Feast the eyes of the faithful know your goddess know her command I guess I'll pick it I thought this was going to be a puzzle door okay he finally said hardly a challenge and he was right that was a net 20. good for you good for you historian foreign as I've contaminated somehow or much much more concentrated cat shoot your mouth or I'll shut you down okay how about we have a nice talk I'm calling your bluff Philomena I presume what's going on here knows me like we're friends I know what you are one of Nia's cult goons sailed right in better to die in this shitty than rotten moon rise you want me come get me okay okay let's uh let's simmer for a moment while I read your brain thoughts got it [Applause] I have lived for you and now I'll die for you you will not serve iron hand in death but you might still serve him in life what Rock you you know nothing of me damn it I know your surface level thoughts can't do it go on I win get her right I'll make you cult not to suffer I'd rather have the pleasure of killing you with my own two hands nah no point in that beldrin's trapped in the cave I need the smoke powder on look you have no idea what you're dealing with any true iron hand would trade their life for a grain of this stuff it's the whole damn reason we're here and I'm not leaving without it can't I just pack a satchel of it maybe I'll spare you a vile I'm taking the whole [ __ ] thing iron hand Rune powder where have I heard these things before maybe I have maybe I haven't let's see I have my brain thoughts are big green powder is no mesh folklore an explosive of awesome power handed down to the Gnomes by their war god girdle iron hand a formula so dangerous it was stricken from history if it ever existed to begin with I thought that was a children's story we've heard the same ones I bet Fistful of fire that concerns cities to dust well it's real and I need to bring it back to Boulder's Gate and rather my clan were with me but the mission comes first a vial is what I can spare you I need to know a little more about your so-called Mission before I let you go look need a point proven to them let me go and you'll be on the right side of History that's all I can say this sounds like terrorism yeah sorry Al-Qaeda don't be stupid we're parting ways here up to you in how many pieces [Laughter] I would have liked to have rolled initiative please that felt like railroading all right that's all I'm gonna say don't be stupid we're parting ways here up to you in how many pieces listen you see Loretta at the Dig tell her I'm dead impaled half eaten I don't care make up a story okay I think I got one sure I blame her very much oh Pastor wood right after I kill you ah we've seen where that goes you'd abandon your beloved That's mighty cruel I love it I might have been hers she sure as hell wasn't mine oh what a [ __ ] Chad alone hold up hold up hold up now you die dog touch me on the hunt what do you mean not enough movement God you suck nah she's dead thank you victory that was for your Jihad [ __ ] what was the item we got the Rune powder 5 to 120 50 to 120 damage looks empty tablet fragment through the bottom Edge though the bottom Edge is smooth the Jagged Edge at the top of the tablet reveals it was broken away from a larger slab its inscription begins mid-sentence all of obeyance the word of Catholic Thorne is the word of Shah you shall put no God no mortal before him you shall question him in neither word nor deed when the sun has fallen and the Moon is new bow your head in prayer Proclaim your Devotion to char and her Paladin Catholic Thorne prom promise your soul and flesh seek no fortune nor favor when your prayer is finished speak thus mrishar I have glorified your name Master Thorn I have cried out your word I am your servant forever more so said Shah to me Catholic Thorne so it is decreed and so it is done wield the power of Secrets and where uh where light shines extinguish it heed the word of your mistress and master do this and the lady of loss shall know you thank you foreign Philomena but bye now I've got a lot of Kaboom to play with by your one Sizzle I swear protoss think of 100 Bitties love the new dbza clip so great to hear new Vegeta lines uh interns line got me good thank you I was happy when I came up with that one it's a joke I had been sitting on for a while not necessarily for dbza but just in general I watch yours I watched you're the damn right was that another no yeah I hope you guys look forward to all the clips I think like in total we have nearly a half hour worth of Clips it's kind of crazy seeing a run with a barrel under her arm just a small one but enough to blow the drow out someone should grab it slaves are never going to manage with pickaxes I gotta deal this again true Soul no less what do you think Kurt I hate these true Soul cultists If I Didn't Know Better should split your head open and poke around in there if you lot don't pay up that's ridiculous I'm no more true Soul than you are does shiver return the stench don't lie detect your brain thoughts could still smell near from behind that it's not me you smell it's near that's for sure in that case want to earn some gold depends on what you need done friends after the absolute Glory that's why she's got those slaves digging for near but we ain't need Glory just coin and Nia's got plenty help friend free near then you and my Chums grind him up whatever the spoiled you will drop you a fat cut you in yes but I want half the spoils half you drugged in yeah half it is but you need to bust near out first some days back a slave no her crew no more than they're letting now move all right and I don't need to worry about the sky orb anymore because I already murdered it clean up this mess okay now how do I is it just drop hold on I want to make sure I'm not going to blow myself up by dropping it everybody stand all the way back what's next Shadow heart burn it can you hear me well done finally oh my God I was dying worthless [Applause] that was [ __ ] brutal no oh he's Force joking wow his powers are nuts compared to mine the absolute gave you everything and this Fiasco is how you reward her me and mine worked flat out I was cracking the whip day and night tell him true soul hahaha you're a lazy friend without me there would be dead no no oh I did everything right near pity's youth friend your errors and excuses and your sorry end I'm just leaving him without allies this is beautiful oh my God hell's bloody hell's had enough of your [ __ ] you come turning my people striking foreign dead and you still ain't paid up sell it out yeah drop the blade twerka you shall have your coin you're damn right off of it me and that one we got a deal we beat your ass and dig the juice out from your carcass you bargained with this French how vexing true Soul prove your faith strike him down I'm sorry you just walked out of a poison hole Heretics let near be your end hold up he still has he still has allies is that in there that's near so it's all five what a little [ __ ] well a little poopy baby yeah you're a little poopy baby too Selena I hear you I wish I could see how much of a chance he had at hiding God damn it a Starion you siggity suck I'm just gonna get you far back because you suck it doing the things I need you to do how does he still have full health mind you like that makes very little sense to me yes Selena I know you're a baby 38 Health this only puts 24 Health to sleep well magic Missile it is blast them so anyway I started blessed psychotic blast huh you missed you [ __ ] hey I don't know what kind of weird abilities he has I don't want to waste hunger of him actually though scroll a phantasmal killer sounds fun 65 chance I think you can take me on foreign critical Miss what devastation I don't feel like wasting a spell slot on that I don't feel like wasting flourishing on that so I'm just going to give you a little nudge [ __ ] nerd Club him in the face and push him [ __ ] nerd yeah stand next to the lava I'm sure that's a good place to be [ __ ] idiot you're in mind ah jump wait no well there go my allies my team uh not very good apparently I was gonna run up and shove him but then you put grease in the way you [ __ ] ugh incompetence at least you get to keep all the money yeah that's got to be the only good thing here it doesn't look like he has a lot of strength I might be able to make him drop his [ __ ] weapon on the move yep thank you you didn't need that right into the Shadows I don't have an action what do you mean I don't have an action what was your action a Starion foreign pit [ __ ] time to press ahead oh hey Lanny hold on moving oh he had a zero percent chance of falling for that that sucks all right whatever what a dick all right uh oh hey you 95 think of the 62 months of prime support happy anniversary to you oh hey you Bonk oh I still ended your turn in it I think I don't know yeah happy landiversary hey you much love ah stop it ah I'm getting out of here you'll pay for this can I shove you in the lava 20 chance I'll take it [ __ ] oh well it was worth a shot what is this thing he's Bound by Shield of Screams can I see what that is how do I get a glimpse at what that is because I can't just examine now wait a shield of streams Armor class increased by three and attackers Take 2 to 12 psychic damage that concentration ah [ __ ] it I want him dead push him into the slurp Zone all right good work historian ah that was too far whatever over here he has 16 Health left I'm just gonna blast them done ah so close anyway I started blasting Bonk your Master's dead you still want to fight apparently mine's [ __ ] I'm started one of those myths wow he's big again oh thank you that was nice okay goodbye let's find some prey am I not hidden oh I guess I'm not oh well this will do nicely let's step over here and we'll just go ahead and magic Missile psychotic blast missile sand wow please stop oh my oh path is interrupted well [ __ ] but is it interrupted from here moving whichever one's invisible down here you guys can handle it I think I'll take my chances yeah chances were taken ah I was over here the whole time you little [ __ ] foreign that's very kind of you I'm leaving you [ __ ] stop [ __ ] have to keep going absolute [ __ ] prick die that 6 to 36 damage that was a real low roll right there real low percentile chance of that happening you see it Cox Dench had a regular in his skull all the more reason to clear out yeah I'm gonna take here's your cut extra two like I promised 500. grab your gear wipe your asses time I scrammed before more Pricks from moonrise Towers moving what makes moonrise Tower such a threat I ain't going mushy shark yes that's where those absolute freaks freaks goblins drow s oh my God humans oh I know and they won't try to turn the way I hear tell some prick there cause the shots the General near called him and there ain't no way I'm sticking around long enough to meet him so near is more like uh like a lieutenant or a captain I have no reason to begrudge the man he's living foreign big I'm gonna take your brain skulls lies before you well this isn't really for me but I really want to waste that oh come on for real like I didn't have a high chance of doing it anyway but that's rude that's better the head breaks off cleanly from the drowsed body yes I have the head now for some reason disintegrating night Walkers night walker can't be in webbed entangled or ensnared and can't slip on Grease or ice disintegrating okay broken Moon Lantern I will take it all object catches your eye a lantern it seems though no light flickers within broken trash it's just full of dust you think you think it's just full of dust I'm going to examine it with magic this is Pixie Dust used to illuminate a lamp all Left Behind after a pixie's death oh oh natural wonders nothing about the lantern strikes you as unusual well thrin sucks he had to get on the wrong side of that whole uh exchange but I'm taking your [ __ ] lunk bug hardly New Year because of rising it's clear not everything you find is at your disposal oh what is he your property whatever oh but I'm allowed to loot your guys yeah whatever that's a cool sword I mean yeah I guess actually they are kind of his property I got big plans for us ain't no one stopping Clan flame shade I got okay uh you look like you were a merchant but I guess you weren't I think I killed the actual Merchant because he sided with the wrong people also I'm like heavy and cumbered so I need to get to somebody I can sell [ __ ] to is this guy still down here hope he did I hope he wasn't one of the ones that died how much weight am I carrying 143 casual I'm guessing that's kilograms too so that's yeah that's really heavy I got [ __ ] to sell the true show the battle too many distractions there is still truth to uncover yep I would like to trade thank you I wonder how much weight I'm carrying just in gold that's a lot of money he ain't got that much but I sold him all right there we go I'm no longer over encumbered look forward to a fighter playthrough just for carrying [ __ ] yeah we're up Barbarian play through for that matter let's see all right we need to go back and visit our uh mushroom Buddies how much was the little nuke worth over a like 1300 gold hmm Sovereign Spa I brought a present for you in dealing death you have brought this circle in life and thus we name you life chanter life chanter oh man we're tripping out tonight as our Circle grows so shall your song wherever you go only you listen and you may hear it jabro uh uh I have received on voice amulet voice of the circle as a class action okay I wonder what that does uh life chanter excuse me you just renamed me hold up what does that say Grant any Ally plus two persuasion check that's it that's all it does foreign the [ __ ] is wrong with you audition is familiar poison derived from a wild weed common to the underdark she'll need an antidote soon most likely held by the poisoner I could end your suffering check if she has anything worth taking [Music] I think I have an antitoxin surprised none of the mushrooms had anything hey stream four star I think of the raid welcome everybody whatever that is I needed it we just helped a bunch of mushroom people it's always used to be out of favor I thank you for your help your help but I gotta get moving oh what level are we we are currently level five I don't have time for this my kid need me you're in no condition to help anyone but you are I need you to rescue my kids I got some bad news if you're talking about the we're on hand Clan best artifices in okay we were on and oh no the Grays of them digging out some old ruin across the lake yep they sure do just this Expedition nothing unusual the bravest hesitation but enough she's lying but our work pays well help my clan and we'll make it worth your while I swear you're lying and I have voice in the circle and guidance and we're friends now that's still gonna hit it foreign it's complicated but my clan has trouble back in the city a blood Feud we were searching for something to turn the tide that's all I can say but it's worth a lot to understand I think I have what you're looking for honestly enough Invasion explain it you've done me a good turn and you deserve the truth but that's as much of it as I can tell I swear it if you need to go your own way I respect that but still I'm asking look chat we know what's going to happen either way here uh for those of you that just popped in her Clan's [ __ ] dead uh I killed their leader to take their big barrel of super explodey powder and the rest of them were murdered by a drow so I'm gonna let you guys vote and say what we should do vote now using your phones do we leave her with false hope or do we let her discover the agony that is what happened one single drought it was a very powerful drought it was basically a Sith all right looks like you guys want me to be uh just leave her in Blissful ignorance thank you only wish I could go with you here I NAB these boots from the Grays when I run I'll feel better known you using them to kick some dagger ass I'll mark where I made my escape and wait here I suppose not much Choice eh foreign that's pretty nice click the heels click click well I don't have any fun boots equipped though hold on I also have these fancy boots oh they offer me Misty step for free oh dude these are way better looking ahead okay so the whole situation for the uh for The Gnome there really awkward I'd feel bad but I don't because this is what they were looking for this is what they want 50 to 120 damage 10 d8 plus 40 Force damage I'm walking around with like basically five pounds of C4 hold on I have arrows that I can give to a star and don't I also this hold on here you go historian have a bow also poison I should just be giving all of these poison tinctures and [ __ ] to a starring because I never dip my [ __ ] oh hold on sort by type it's looking pretty good all right everybody's very much in need of a long rest yeah yeah to camp I wonder how many players who never touched 5V before automatically went with tiefling or Dragonborn well tomorrow on the TFS group play two of our members went with dragonborns and I think Stefan might be a tiefling so that's kind of funny actually as for me I'm an undernow monk of the Shadow fist I need to pet the dog come here scratch scratch scratch his tail wags enthusiastically I love him scratch his tongue lulls out happily his tail wagging even faster yeah all right dire need of a long rest anybody looking to chit chat not looking like it oh wow look he's not even hungry just a nice peaceful night here oh the owl bear it's the feathered creature the owl bear cup you rescued hello die no beckon him closer Shadow art give me guidance I want to pet the baby this is unacceptable okay it's acceptable the Cub tilts his head does not trust you fetch a piece of food from my bag yeah ah the Cub's eyes lock onto the food in your hand keep the food held out he takes a hesitant step toward you his big chittering hungrily careful once that thing's eaten through the camp it might start looking at you hungry alarmed by you and runs damn it Shadow heart I'm not chasing after it if that's what you're thinking oh she didn't cast guidance and she scared away the baby at least I have brain worms when you bring a creature down to fewer hit points than your number of evolved illithid Powers it dies and all nearby creatures take one d-force one to four psychic damage sacrifice half your remaining hit points to heal a target for the same amount perilous Stakes your attack steal an additional 1d4 psychic but you take 1D for psychic damage every turn that seems like a good Barbarian ability charging forward pushing all objects and creatures in your path four meters away from you creatures suffering falling creatures suffering falling damage because of your actions take an additional 1d8 Repulsor 2D 2 to 12. uh on safe targets still take half damage push anything okay I think Cole the week sounds pretty good there you go into my brain you go sluggy yep there it goes right into my Noggin um it wriggles really wriggles my brain but it makes me more powerful which is all that matters can't believe I have to swear a pack to this thing every day but I guess I can just make that the morning ritual Mage Armor swear Pact speaking of rituals I think it's about time I get some shut eye but thank you all so much for popping in and hanging out with me I'll be on with more Baldur's Gate 3 tomorrow evening this time as a different character playing through the co-op mode with uh Jesse Quinn and Stefan so pop on in and hang out for that it's a fun time uh and on Thursday and Friday I should also be bla also be back playing some more of The Saga of delarios but I hope you all have a fantastic evening thank you so much for popping in and hanging out with me and I hope you all stay happy and healthy out there peace out everybody

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Length: 202min 41sec (12161 seconds)

Published: Sat Sep 09 2023