The Saga of Delarius - 17 - A Baldur's Gate 3 Adventure

hello everybody and welcome back to The Saga of delarios we finished off I think finished off act two yesterday and now I think we're moving on to act three so yeah exciting times let's leave camp and see where the adventure takes us up Caboose welcome thank you for the follow oh this place still has a lot of that evil music jamming thank you why are you guys still only wearing your undies hold up guess the harem's rocking it hard today do any unfinished matters now as my weekend go my weekend's going pretty all right so far any unfinished matters I can't think of any nothing on my map anyway that tells me I need to go anywhere Captain Twitchy thank you for the under Bitties hey Lanny just got a new guinea pig what should I name it uh what should I name him well he's your he's your baby you gotta you gotta look at him you gotta look at that personality and figure out what name goes with them what do the eyes tell you when you look at them going there just led me back to camp oh she wants to talk again what do you know about me oh you spoke of my past being chased by wolves that cannot be a comfortable bra told no one about that almost no one but I certainly didn't share that with you there is nothing I can tell you that you do not already know yourself they trained you well trained you hard chiseled away any part of you that did not fit their plan they made you forget I chose to do that for the mission oh they told you you chose to Secrets yes yes that is an old song girl your goddess cares more for her precious Secrets than she does her devotees because I say pork chop that's a good name you said a bond between me and that dog Thorne a bond of pain kiss inflicted on me when I laid eyes on you I sensed a similar Bond you Tethered to two others someplace distant let me help you remember you feel Shadow Hearts mind tug at the edges of your own I don't know this this she wants you to see whatever is about to be revealed oh your mind joins with Shadow Hearts something pulls at you both bringing you elsewhere oh tiny Shadow heart angry wolf Hungry Wolf patangi uh was a dude a druid Maybe it was the wolf and illusion well either way that guy's dead [Music] what what's that man I don't know I'm not good at religion daddy my father that was him that is him he lives still what and your mother too no it can't beep I'm an orphan no dude we just watched him get stabbed your adoptive family you are not to blame you were young impressionable they took you because they wanted to break and remake you but you are a child no longer you are a woman one who knows what must be done my parents they need to save them I'll help your parents are with your abductors you will need to return to their lair but be warned you may have once thought of them as comrades mentors friends even lovers they will all be enemies now you have been forewarned for what is to come but not yet forearmed oh thought that was casting of the Shadow fell I was able to retrieve it before it sank too far into Shah's umbral domain Char is quick to discard whatever she has no use for I think you know that well enough but I felt it called to me as I took flight whatever Shah calls her own soluna has equal claim to they are one and the same their power is matched and mirrored take it you will find it useful what do you do with it that will be up to you same as before bit of a shame she's not a strength fighter it seems thank you a debt repaid you returned my life unto me now go and claim your own Shah torments you still spiteful creature she is this will not stop until you take action see that your parents sacrifices are not in vain allow the moon Maiden to guide you at last changing a whole religion here Stellar coyote think of 100 Bitties hey Lanny it's my 35th birthday oh God damn happy birthday I think I could get some doodly do's I don't even have my link anymore but I know it's a a bit command but I don't know how to trigger that on my own but happy birthday to you Stiller coyote hope you're having a fantastic one so how you doing with all that on Jewish Site for Sore Eyes am I want to talk about our relationship oh she's down for it may I have a kiss how are you in a minute you've never had a relationship quite like this one may I have a kiss I suppose you've earned it yes smooch Town population me leave all right are we wearing clothes now nope what is happening I wonder what the next move is this is the weirdest sexiest glitch I've ever seen okay there we go action not reaction one true way okay still alive so that's progress that was a weird glitch not glitch feature has been lifted the land's cleansed of the Shadows catholic's reign as living death is over well courage has been tested and in this at least who have triumphed yeah fever dream I know they didn't have Camp clothes on I did that on purpose but when you go like when you like they only wear their Camp clothes when it's nighttime during the day they're still in their armor like during active hours [Music] so it's weird that when it was daytime they were not in their armor well that's nice meanwhile game doesn't do this elsewhere stuff very often it's almost a little jarring sergeant if you are here I presume one's rock is secure preparations for my inauguration are complete Lord kotasha we were interrupted another quake in the lower City more severe this time so you came cowering to my Chambers I'm flattered Sergeant but even I cannot command natural phenomena to cease forgive me my Lord but there is panic in the streets the people are afraid perhaps the people will calm if you kept your nerve I expect better from the Flaming fist than to run scared from a slight Tremor in the Earth get back to your duties following and bowing and scraping yes sir no sir rip and cut your throat sir your plan is falling apart lordling control yourself Oren we need to focus on reuniting the stones or the brain will break free these Quakes are just the start oh I'll be over here what's expected the prison bearers to kill Catholic they'll be traveling to the city let's make sure we give them a buldorian welcome I hate to peel you split your skin your skull shine in the light it's true baby okay for you I'll just do the whole family of living flesh in Rivington they will say to my blade thirst tonight okay okay whatever oh my blades will thirst again fine we have plenty of farmers go I'm naked again why are we all naked again whatever I guess we're relaxing gotta find my Corner of the Sky beyond the campsite the city [Music] what one sleep away [Music] I don't see that Army we were chasing [Music] ladies [Music] no I know I unequipped the camp clothes but look see we're active now like are we active or are we in Camp I'm so confused I think we're in Camp yeah we're in Camp okay hey Jahira Shadow heart has found a little bit of herself again so Luna cannot take all of the credit she may have lit the way but it is the cleric who took this step now that we're traveling together I realize I don't know much about you speaks well of your taste I've heard my share of bad balance about things I never did uh uh why would I expect that have you fought the Dead 3 before what no Elder brain for a lap dog then help won't come from the history of history book or from any old Tales I can spin you it's your story to write there have I fulfilled my role as your wise and who isn't Elder yes not battled are you enough years that counting them is a waste of what remains which is to say yes I am that old she is G MILF cool [Music] do I have an Xbox I think I still have a 360 somewhere downstairs but I don't have any of the like I don't have any current Xbox because I have a PC that can run pretty much anything that comes out for now see what that spear does who has it oh I have it four to eleven I mean there's still more damage offers Moonbeam though that's really good [Music] all right what now boots have seen everything oh wow from the light to be raised in darkness your truth is finally Dawning Shadow heart you can follow its light or you can Retreat back into dusk well are you having a stroke Shadow heart can follow its light oh she can Retreat back into dusk I'm good Shadow heart was no true child of char merely a captive she must have her vengeance I'm sure she will yeah we really don't have a lot to talk about with lizelle I'm a car lack where'd she go at rolack went all the way over here that's a real Annoying hike but she's worth it pull Shadow heart she's been jerked around so much I want to believe that Gods keep this world balanced but sometimes sometimes I wonder tell me more about your relationship with gortash I got his claws into me early Dorsey type with lots of enemies seem like easy money so I went in for it he took one look at me said I was perfect I like that not like that you know just it felt like a good fit I kept him safe and he paid me well well enough to move my folks into a better neighborhood and put something away for the future my future trusted him and he returned that trust that respect his life was in my hands and I took that seriously the whole thing with zariel happened so fast I had no idea what had gone down until it was over one minute I was in Baldur's Gate a happy healthy not quite kid the next I was burning up in a furnace with an engine for a hot zariel loved said she paid him well for my services she'd wanted to test her new machine some Gambino level [ __ ] right there I'd be able to handle it he was right sometimes I wish he weren't evil equally is in fact quite evil I've ever played Halo oh hell yeah you can actually still find an old uh playthrough of Halo Reach that I did with uh gone Kaiser and taka from oh man way back when oh hey Gail the absolute should be a thing of the past and I with it yet at the risk of angry Mr fervor I'm glad it didn't come to that give him what has come to light what the [ __ ] are you doing here estarian but more importantly the crown that it wore and without seeing it for myself I could snetheries so pure so complete I doubted what I was feeling at first most netheries artifacts contain only the faintest amount of their former power the ghost of an echo of a memory a crown was different I can't fathom how such a Wonder survived surely everything of its ill was destroyed along with netherill itself but no matter exists I must learn more of it oh we will you just focus on being a bomb [Music] nearly killed yourself back there he wasn't in there I bet if I took him with me he was like about ready to just like I'm gonna do it Sean Elder brain bent on destroying us and everything we hold dear understanding its true nature might unlock the means of our Victory we need to learn more about what we saw an artifact as powerful as that Crown must have been documented somewhere could have it we'll soon find ourselves near one of the finest book collections this side of candle keep sorceress Sundries I need to go there and learn all I can I'm gonna have to travel with you for a bit I mean I'm not like super opposed to it would I replace because I'm already like primary magic caster I guess it would be Lazelle again bad replacing lizelle she's a much better tank right now than karlak is well Bulgarian magic shot be the first place to look sorcerer's Sunrise is no mere Trading Post serving the Arcane Community for centuries their collection of rare tomes is unparalleled nethery sex are hardly commonplace but I'm certain they'll have one or two stashed away I trust you have to forgive my eagerness but if my suspicions prove to hold water be the answer to all our problems hey little buddy how you doing wait hold on I never mind I don't need to talk to him every time I can just pet him Camp life seems to suit the young L there yeah his coat of feathers seems Fuller his eyes look bright and inquisitive such a sweet baby story has been a minute since I talk to you what's up and we are no closer to knowing where that bastard is so obsessed with getting me back have any more leads we should track down my fellow spawn I'm not exactly looking forward to a reunion but perhaps they'll know something we can find them we'd force them to tell us what he's been doing since I was gone honestly if I don't it feels weird it feels like everybody has something they want to do here but I don't have time to bring everybody with me you know we'll look for them pray to get to them first and then we can make their pretty times talk what's going on down here oh Withers Just hanging out in the stable seems like a fun time shadowheart you got anything more to say on the subject here before we actually move into the city gullible enough to just believe it yeah how's that going fruits are alive and uh-huh a part that Shah denied to me forced to live a lie at least now the truth is starting to reveal itself indeed from me we'd better press on for now and hope we're ready when the moment comes but before that there's one thing what's that that's not fair I asked [Music] okay I guess that part's broken what do you think of all this happened so far isn't such a wild dream after all how am I holding up so you did my every expectation considering what we've been through I think I was very lucky to find such favorable company and attractive company too to other matters oh thanks volume 52 I'm glad you like the Vegeta's sacrifice of the last days weigh heavily upon you hey Lany the absolute has to the brain controlled by the chosen of the dead three man that's crazy they mean to use it to take control of the sword Coast all who carry the tadpole have governed by the brain and by extension the chosen it will take but one order to transform them into an army of mind flayers that would have been your fate too were it not for the astral prison mysterious visitor inside of it with her help you have uncovered the cult for what it really is a plan of Conquest orchestrated by the gods of death themselves together you have the power to thwart the dead three if you follow this path to its end the Elder brain will not answer to the chosen it will answer to you yes from that parasites and their religious delusions will you use the power you gain for your own purposes oh my God I could be God emperor when the moment comes I'll do what feels right I will not have long to wait okay thanks narrator it's not for you God damn it help help me okay what's up oh hey help me we're voice commanding 1d6 damage per turn okay that's probably not good who the [ __ ] are you Zephyr Grisha Crackle crackler you've already taken some damage Zephyr where's the portal at up there okay I got three turns to get there how are we doing this I didn't know the rounds let's get angry go whoop him some or her I guess her recklessly people to let up let's see what are we doing here what are we doing here called down a moon beam that damages there you go oh [ __ ] yes oh they monks really bad at punching though oh okay they're good at Curb stomping fight your way to the portal I need your help yeah no I get that I'm working on that shatter these two one down Victory awaits this is a bonus at why why is that an action especially when that's a bonus action can't just help her up that'd be a stupid idea oh let's go ahead and use the superiority down here knock them down and beat the [ __ ] out of them oh but I ain't done yet good hit he's another Spirit already die nah ow come on let grab her Jesus okay the camera's doing some uh doing some strange [ __ ] looks pretty thank you you have anything that'll heal you Sanctuary yourself there you go forgot about that these monks are bastards bro I don't know I actually had a heart stay alive this time and I'll see you inside where's our Dream Guardian I'm here help me I'm under attack oh hey one person made it they all made it that's neat uh hold on hold up hold up hold up hold up hold up forward can't control incapacitated what what do you mean incapacitated alone foreign the game is having some issues right now come on guys move please what the [ __ ] is going on okay they clearly aren't in a turn order right now are we allowed to okay are we having a fair game now just this [ __ ] was all that oh God damn it uh you're the idiot that stood right here I'll save that ow oh charm hey stop it [ __ ] Moon moat foreign no longer Charmed up hop hop that'll do I can't even catch my breath 45 chance to hit man you got a high defense oh right I'm not this thing isn't my gotcha hold up done it's not over come to the skull yeah I know but whatever it takes I'm working on it [ __ ] I'd like everybody to be healthy when I do it's not over come to the skull yeah I know I'm on my way come to the skull okay [Music] whose side are we on thank you [Music] before you do anything I am your ally your name is literally the emperor Sky what is this madness yeah I got a similar questions don't let my phone to see you I that's been for 14. you're my Oompa Loompa [ __ ] me this is the battle you were fighting dominate them salt I hope we can turn this around destroy the god I will subdue that Master it's your best attempts to be subtle the Mind flares awareness is ever in its presence like a walk pup learning to walk [ __ ] you I am telling director into your head yeah I'm just trying to get a better understanding [ __ ] dick about it you found your colorful existence to date could have prepared God damn it are you my Patron horror subsides you are left with only one coherent thought we must do whatever you can to subdue the get the Yankee that sounds like domination to me now join me fight against Yankee we cannot we must not blind loyalty will be fight with me by your own Survival I don't know the GIF have been giant [ __ ] this entire time almost including Lazelle I kind of want Liz I'll just be like [ __ ] this [ __ ] I'm out just walks away his name is Orpheus that's so cool bonus Action Badge to here I died nice holy [ __ ] they got some health on them I think it has anything it's concentrating on you guys have any specific Elemental [ __ ] I should know about resistance to psychic that makes sense don't worry about psychic so I wanted to fire an ice arrow that would be a-okay fourth hold that sounds nice hey guys what do you want me to do should I join okay be right there in position sorry about that I'm here foreign just kind of ain't doing it well bruh that one dead yeah I was dead I don't need to worry about that one am I not getting him in the slurp Zone with this I feel like I'm getting himself he's out of the slurp Zone really really oh I'm a dummy God damn it I forgot to do the things again do that next turn that work whoa [ __ ] man destroyed my concentration check which one's Charmed I think we go here Final Flash and not examine those all right foreign I didn't put I saved man that would have really sucked for him oh well oh no I need this as my bonus action this turn angry ready for this big old hitty with a big old critty oh Chewbacca you got him wasn't that just a fireball I mean it was a fireball but it I can't use that this turn where's my AC currently 15 this would boost it by three that would be up to 18. that's pretty good all right you do something now indomitable come out coward ha found you none of them have weapons trip the nuns all nearby creatures okay she was on the ground whatever foreign hiding successfully how do you like this seemed pretty painful what's this that one's dead I'm gonna cut you up good well I guess you're not cut but you know what enjoy that oh one day I'll catch a break oh good you got one let's just use Stillness of Mike get out of my brain worm this did that anime thing where you like smack somebody back and then you teleport behind him and crack them in the back of the head it's better to hide than fight sometimes strike hard straight fast [Music] I feel like that didn't do a lot of damage hmm oh well karlak will have a chance at her before I get attacked this is gonna feel good Joy nice Reckless really even recklessly hi invalid Target The Rock resists all attempts attempts to shatter it well that's annoying hey bro you got any ideas that was too close don't look at me like that I am a mind flayer you without me you would be a slave to the absolute getcha to owe my life to a damned dick no more lies no more tricks I will have answers you're in the prison all this time why did you deceive me it was necessary there are those that would openly consider a partnership with a mindslayer even those who are on a path I was someone once someone just like you an adventurer I came from Baldur's Gate though I was never one to be constrained by circumstance I longed for more that longing brought me to moonrise Towers on a search for treasure to a colony of mine slaves who changed me into what I am now but you're still you kinda I served the Elder brain the one you know I was a throne like any other but I was fortunate I broke free and started a new life in my own City I sustained myself on criminals I'm glamorous but there are plenty of them rarely missed look out the Squid's out tonight that's the squid [Music] and through her I became the governing force behind the Knights of the shield the largest Mercantile operation in Boulder's Gate people referred to me as the emperor such was my influence though of course they had no idea what I really was my needs I was so well hidden I was happy for a while until my true nature was discovered by the Tyrant himself Lord gortash he told me from my home and brought me back to the brain where I became a slave once again continuing was intended as a slight to remind me of the Heights from which I fell but I have grown fond of it it encapsulates well who I've become okay how'd you end up here God has sent me on a mission to retrieve the astral prison I was one of many but the first to find it sure the other chosen learned of its existence I do not know the moment I found it felt a change My Free Will returning followed the feeling inside the Geth Yankee I realized what the prison was for entertainment while my body was within the prison's bounds my mind was free all I needed to do was subdue the good Yankee and find allies in the outer world well awesome uh who's the gift Yankee Prince Orpheus son of the first leader of the good Yankee impossible he was slain by Justin kithrak himself the power to disrupt hide my communication it has the same power that enabled orpheus's mother to bring about the form of the omitted Empire the power she passed on to him leveraged for you for you and obvious his mother left yes wanted his power but Orpheus Rose against her and so she sealed him and his honor guard within this prison oh so we just killed his honor guard they were close if they had to I am relieved sounds like we just would have had a different Ally [Music] true control him scraw you must return him to his people terrible idea that's dumb it's a waste of good power what happens if we free Orpheus the moment he is free he will attack you your only defense would be to kill him and in so doing he would do must both even though he is subdued he feel obvious is revulsion yeah that makes sense pulsing hatred that cannot be contained the emperor is telling the truth to him you were just another wretched and lipid you carry a tadpole as far as Orpheus is concerned you are already elated a sworn enemy just like me then we just absolutely eviscerated his honor guard I want to talk to you the less you seem like a mind flare I appreciate that but this is what I am my original body was destroyed when I trans formed escape the Elder break I searched for a new vessel but the longer I inhabited this one the more it grew on me I realized that returning to my former self would only impose limitations any advantage I could gain by restoring my original appearance I already had to hand in the form of magic to know as unrelated I have far surpassed who I ever was before why do you say that I believe we'll have a better chance of defeating the Elder brain If you embrace your latent and lizard potential I've been studying you for a while now I believe I can trigger the next stage of your tadpole's life cycle while continuing to preserve your Independence interesting you have seen what I can do yourself with the same strength the same intelligence the same devastating hey Lany devastating beauty super catchy thank you so much for the sub I hope you enjoy the emotes the ad for experience and one of the most wonderful communities on the face of the internet welcome to the Animaniacs greatly appreciate the support [ __ ] yeah let's go whatever this geek office shut up shut up more power your mind is something special hey Lanny it wants to evolve but it cannot do so alone it must commune with another what are the tadpoles intentions you thinking little baby oh I don't know what you're thinking you could be thinking anything except I figured it out what are you saying tadpole screams but growth with painful intensity it's just been starved of Life of purpose it welcomes your probing like a void waiting to be filled will evolve you does the emperor said just in case it's a game over State now I'm gonna have to do it all over again foreign awakens is yearning almost unbearable your mind is a perishable Feast the tadpole's essence courses through you where it touches your flesh glands organs contract and flood with pure thought you feel I can think with my dick now your body has never felt more connected your mind present in every Flex of a joint or muscle you are Exquisite when your allies see what you can do I hope you encourage them to try it for themselves but we mustn't lose focus we need to resume our journey you heard the chosen the brain has gone to the city and the Army marches to follow we must not let them reach it and bring it under our control my control half illifid okay you have embraced Sarah morphosis and become half illithid you can now unlock even more powerful psionics [ __ ] yeah uh oh hell no thank you for the rage seller coyote think of the 100 Bitties uh had a Mandela effect for your world's strongest video for a couple of years I thought Wheeler's line was uh they're supposed to be cute and cuddly and assist the elderly coach's line was now they're cruel and mean and assault the elderly I can see how that could happen they're essentially the same lines just a few different words at the end of each part of it and uh kiltonius thank you so much for the three months of support happy anniversary to you greatly appreciate it oh I get three more worms mind blast spew forth a conical wave of psionic energy and possibly stunned uh yes that one's really good just get access to fly psionic dominance when an enemy is within 18 meters uh targets you with a spell on a level that is lower than or equal to your proficiency bonus you can use your reaction to nullify the spell pretty neat you have deep in the sense of self gaining expertise and persuasion deception and intimidation checks also very useful ability drain once per turn you make an attack roll the attacks the attack reduces the corresponding ability by one the ability that is reduced is the same as the one used to make the attack rolls strength dexterity so it would be Charisma for me almost every time I would be reducing their Charisma I'd be shooting them and making them uglier computer targets have disadvantage on attack rolls and take two uh 12 psychic damage each time they miss what are these outer ones displacer Beast shape what fractured psyche invaded targets mine disrupt its defenses uh reducing its armor class by one absorb intellect gobble uphose intellect lowering their intelligence by one per turn and healing your wounds for five turns pretty sick you've had perilous Stakes is kind of Garbo Precast who have discovered a marvelous adaptability within yourself spell slots charges and similar resources uh resource costs for your next action or spell are removed refreshes after a long rest so basically just a one additional spell slot of my choosing which would always be the highest level not only granting the target 10 temporary hit points mind Sanctuary sculpt a magical Nexus that allows those within to take actions and bonus actions interchangeably what that allies and enemies that's that's crazy for a thief create a point of intense gravity that pulls in all enemies nearby and slows them I mean yeah I think I will take expertise in those look at how wormy I am you guys have anything cool on you kidding hair oh what are these uh experiencing deadly the wearer deals additional damage equal to their wisdom modifier with unarmed strikes oh really good monk gear garlic hold those we're gonna sell that yeah monks in this game can get like nuttally busted I've been like Theory crafting for a bit and I think where I'm going with prague's in the TFS campaign that we're playing uh I think he's gonna be pretty busted like not the most busted but I'm going uh I'm going to get to level five as Monk and I'm going to get to Thief for rogue so I can get all the bonus actions so I can just like machine gun punch On My Feet oh yeah lizelle's probably going to want to talk about the fact that I'm uh you know I'm gay so yes only son he lives it is not the gate visitor that vlakis would destroy and Voss would set free it is Orpheus blood of the mother the prince of the Comet everybody has these cool titles what are my titles who is he exactly what makes Orpheus such a threat of lackath listen close [Music] long ago when we rose up against our gay slavers mother gets made for the hells to secure an alliance with the archdevil tier Matt Tiamat gifted the gift Yankee are Red Dragons gith remained in the hells and tiamat's Envoy proclaimed vlakath our ruler the first blackhead of many it is Ruckus 157 whom my people now call Queen oh so not even the OG a lot of lackets yes current Queen has claimed undeath and reigned for a thousand years okay now that's pretty long time he led his mother's own honor guard in a coup against blacketh one it was kithrak Vos himself who slayed the prince in vicious battle also the varsh's teachers yet the prince of the comet's been with us subdued by that repugnant to live it should Orpheus Go free he would tear vlakit's Empire to pieces and build New Glory from the scrap yeah that'd be pretty rough then bosses right or if this is the seed of lacket's demise [Music] oh every every proof of the Queen's lies and the living weapon that conquered our cake slavers one word from his lips and the people with doubt two words and they would rage three words and they would bow to the true air if they give young kid to be free the prince of the Comet must lead the way well we'll see across that bridge when we get to it I expect so listening thank you for 100 videos man this player inside the artifact or astral prism the whole time we've had it sounds like utter Madness even though I've seen it with my own eyes the more I learn the less I understand just why I was sent to retrieve that thing but it matters little now I mean still like the answers sure anymore no the Mother Superior the prism is no longer my mission saving my parents is but I digress did you want something and I'm part squid now how do you feel about that I think the special tadpole the emperor offered will increase our chances of success dad to use the mustache do you know what this entails well of course you do but I don't want that for myself I'm not gonna make you do it but I want you to at least understand my perspective you're right about this better I'm gonna do it oh he'll absolutely do it no no don't you do it though share itself with you it wants to be let in go on Don't Be Afraid oh well it only wants to help you evolve as you tuck the tadpole away you feel a fleeting yeah where did she put it it wanted so desperately to commune with you away that's where a Starion was chilling a Starion like most of the people around here ain't chilling I guess he's not here right now there's Gail because they're just everybody's off just having a you know team meeting elsewhere I wasn't invited to I mean we were just under attack guys where were all of you actually quite rude now that I think about it oh uh yo Shadow heart what happened to your hair [Music] I love it well I'm glad someone does perhaps I'll get used to it I have a lot to get used to right now when did you do that also again look we're in the active hours of the day ready to leave camp and everybody just jumped in their undies again I I don't know what is causing this particular glitch also her titties keep popping out when I do that I feel like they all do but everybody else is covered by a modesty Shield can I leave camp now oh hold on now I can probably talk to a star don't go doggo want talk wait hold up dude I'll go talk to doggo dog is unable to speak through the small bag he holds in his mouth what you got there scratch I don't know maybe you can tell me well Mommy and you didn't eat it when I saw it you're a good dog how slushy think of the 120 Bitties resub didn't show take this oh I'm sorry that it didn't show Happy Anniversary as well man appreciate the additional support hey Starry and you want to be part slugged too we have a new look for a new Shadow heart oh he's so sassy it is she still doesn't have the best hair in the camp oh my God you sassy [ __ ] want to discuss the astral Touch Tattoo don't look at me like that I know what you're going to say the answer is no really no huh tempting with the wonders of your newfound powers unlike you to be so unwilling to receive a new power that was before I knew the cost before I knew it meant transforming into some grotesque Beast fair I remember how it hurt when I turned into a vampire my body arrived and warped while I was utterly helpless the grip of death owned my heart as it beats its last I don't want to turn into anything else I can't do that again I can't watch my body be taken over all right I will speak no more of the matter [Music] and submit to this don't ask me again I literally just said I wasn't gonna broach the subject again bro all right before I leave campus time there we go now let's leave Camp maybe for real this time Captain Twitchy thing of the under Bitties at least he's not sparkling it's true at least he hasn't terrible for a rogue like then you could never sneak anywhere huh the city awaits Leave Act two oh my God we're finally made it to act three are you gonna be here forever now oh what they know could help us very well boy and dog do I still have animal talking on I do I can't find my so you walk up to the first random green dude where'd you see her she was um she was sick she had spots on her face and hands she went to go get some herbs and she was supposed to come back the same day that was last 10 day though oh he has that weird 2i color thing I can't remember what it's called Jeremy Thompson think of the 200 bitties uh have a boss dream session and a great weekend Lenny and chat peace Jeremy hope you're having a great one too dude let's find a guard they'll be able to help you blow like oh food wow thanks my mum would like this she's the best cook in the world and she taught me too Alum I'll look for her I think she'll probably come soon thanks a lot can I talk to Grub looks adorable apparently I can't talk to pigeons either and I'm not allowed to talk to the refugis okay gleeful clong sounds like somebody I can talk to pay to talk you want something speak to Zenovia not really living up to your title Zenovia dog the place was empty keep those thugs away from my family [Music] you paid me and my boys to be Caravan guards not cattle Wranglers if you want us to get our hands dirty it'd be our pleasure but that'll be extra hey what's happening over here certainly know how to make people feel welcome have places they don't belong I just want to remove these unlawful Interlopers from my property uh-huh but what do my brain Magics think [Music] little Frack gets into the basement the basement basement huh I heard these sort of houses always have basements what do you use yours for my basement nothing interesting just materials I'm a Craftsman also a very strange question definitely lying look I have some very valuable able components in there I need to get that lot out before they damage something really mind if I take a look who do you see You Think You Are people are lining up to break into my property do something about it you paid us to protect you and your high quality merchandise on the road and we've since arrived at our destination as I said anything else is extra ah this is the last time I hire someone from The Guild fine here's the extra finish the job it looks like he's still looking for money oh we're fighting now Spike growth a level 2 transmutation spell I could immediately block it but I think I'm just gonna go with it how strong are you guys level eight I guess that makes sense you'd want to be a little strong gleeful clong seems like the kind of guy I want to beat up moo kind of space there we go we're gonna use Dash we're gonna get up there ow ow ow ow [ __ ] spikes oh she's behind the post and a place to hide up here unfortunately although she is at a line of sight I probably should have blessed first I'm pretty sure casting will take me out of this oh she's trying this new Whispers huh oh it's a bard let's see what do we got here psionic overload your tax deal additional 1d4 you take an additional 1d4 that's less fun uh it's also an action all nearby enemies possibly slows them I don't know how I could possibly make that selective well I guess it is selective hey all y'all come here whoa pretty cool pretty cool oh hi I'll put lizelle right in the middle go on jump I said jump before you oh that's that's rude that's very rude lizelle I don't want to burn up a human is there a sweet spot now that's probably not the time for this then man it feels like a real waste for lizelle let's get over here you sir should just be dead you ma'am should drop your weapon where did you drop them I don't see them on the ground are they just lost in the spikes hail of thorns is level one broke your concentration on that huh oh you just had a dagger or something hold on what what is that let me see it a shimitar let's get angry yeah man let's get nuts grab the come on just grab the just want the just there haha you don't have a weapon anymore uh puts everyone within to sleep when Stepped On by an enemy only two turns though Only Hits two probably not worth it foreign why did you bartic inspiration the you bardicked inspiration the coward who I probably shouldn't kill like these are the ones that are actually fighting me can't slow down but I do have a cool new ability that I'd really like to try out on all y'all blah blah blah blah man that bardic inspiration was nutso for him probably unnecessary he's already stunned why did she have so many attacks that turn do you have something going on Wrath plus one bonus damage to melee weapons oh I guess she hadn't Oh action swords lasts for two turns weird cry about it okay done critical there's another guy oh he's still my enemy oh what a dumbass foreign coronation admission pass interesting this pass grants access for uh Bearer in entourage to worm Rock audience hall for the ceremonial Lord gortash elevation to Archduke whoa whoa what what's up documented crime well foreign they don't know I'm here to help okay random citizens should stay out of the way of this [Music] oh you're not still angry I figured you'd still be angry you should probably still be angry for a dull moment foreign just in general I thought I didn't take that worm time to press ahead [Music] I think I knocked some sense out of them what do you mean what land here over your head dummy over your head she'll blow paralyzing critical charm we're friends now who'd you shoot that at that one's dead stop shooting me [ __ ] ing choice but to keep going these boots have seen everything done I don't feel like there's a way to make peace here this is uh This is Just Happening Now heading there and by saves coming Sure Save scumming I could but that doesn't exactly feel good besides they don't stick up for Orphans and I don't think that's cool whoa he's there now we're gonna take a short rest hi everybody quite sure why you stood up for us like that but I won't say I'm not grateful thanks I made horm keep you ah better be grateful I am it's been days since my family slept under a roof so thank you well enjoy it now where's that basement not out here foreign there we go what's in here hold on Shadow heart I think you can uh give it the old Lucky Loop I love this oh a tricky one not that tricky now what did you have down here oh oh hey good looking hey carlax I need you to walk ahead oh that's not good a long way to go still looks like a trap this place is trapped to hell don't burn yourself who on my team has the highest wisdom uh it's not stats um probably not no time to die possibly nope nope wits and Blades look how hard it is Car LAX is the one that can survive most of this [ __ ] which way do we think is got it well that's definitely a trap like okay good I can see them I can see them with my eyes my special eyes can see them they aren't things that just pop up when you make the perception check that's good in the truck stance [ __ ] traps holy [ __ ] why does this okay this [ __ ] must be important there's another one right there very let's get on with it let's try this way you get experience for disarming this stuff so I may as well try I have a five percent chance of missing let's avoid that trap oh that sounds a bit trickier not tricky enough lighting something very difficult not difficult enough 241 gold and blackmail letter let's read offer package still waiting for you at fell fellow fellow gears better not be late again or we'll start to wonder if you're really as committed as you claim to be pick it up put it in the teddy bears make the donation it couldn't be simpler really if it's still here this time tomorrow we'll stuff you with it as you well know they have plenty to spare did I just kill this town's toy maker okay I think I did might as well let's take a look at the stuffed bear this bear was the was Young by the teeth vanilla's aren't so impressive trophies this bear was young judging by the top juveniles aren't so impressive okay so it wasn't in that bear I was wondering if teddy bear was a uh you know together just any old stuffed bear because then it isn't quite fit for playing with yet a ball see what we have here yeah I killed the town's toy maker In fairness he was kind of a dick oh I could go for a good meal I feel like there's a secret compartment down here somewhere let me ask it that's it had to do it to him never a dull moment oh well already friendly easy path we'll get through she's not brave she's just learned to stay silent to avoid causing trouble cabbage they probably needed food whatever not my problem they have shelter I've I've cleared up some of Maslow for him really didn't want to kill them but two more they came at me with a sword s theft now theft what about all the murder oh I mean uh [Music] uh perhaps some gold some Gods would appreciate your generosity but not this one oh this one prefers old-fashioned Justice well I'll go to prison I Gotta Serve my time hey Shadow heart you down here well this is awkward until I just got arrested everybody else was like huh I guess nobody else broke the law I guess it was just me huh well this prison's a lot sturdier than the other ones I've seen extreme excuse me an unusual skull so is this magic I bet it's magic the enchantment is clearly the work of an advanced caster the body may have wasted away but the mind that inhabited it has imprinted on the skull pardon me I say that to stare but penitential that knew to such a custom I call myself Marvin the skull unfortunately ineluctable the chance editable to be confined in such immune thou wishes to escape the confines of this prison that are not I can help us thee for the cost of two riddles let's [ __ ] go I love riddles safety false fine let's do it let's [ __ ] go yeah please talk a little easier let's [ __ ] go common is just so that it common very well two refresh I will teleport you away for the cost of two riddles pick that up answer them and I send you to safety answer them wrong and I send you to the guards go on We Begin Rock come on that's not through the sky I say goodbye tonight and hello in the morning I am part of you follow wherever you go I wear only black and run from the light yet without it I couldn't exist I got it by the third line bro you are my shadow or a shadow very good your freedom is nice and now the second riddle I am beaten and battered but never break my crown has felt the strike of endless blades yet I can never move when the summertide sun shines upon me who am I Shields can break an anvil indeed you make me most proud thank you it is time to depart are you ready good sir hope he's not lying to me yeah let's go freedom is for there is no gift gift be reclaimed or ravaged away uh uh I mean he gave me invisibility that's kind of neat I can't believe they didn't take my stuff this is the way out right prison entrance yep how much longer not much longer see if I can do it oh this isn't gonna be good oh try that [ __ ] again oh boy try again closer I'm getting better at it how does shadowheart do you feel like I'm just I'm almost there I'm just so close okay that time is a lot worse all right bad news I broke all my [ __ ] God prepares to attack fugitives are to be killed on site I would rather you're not guys please you don't want to do this conjure Elemental Contra Elemental is a concentration spell right it is not wow see it's a fifth level spell how many spell slots do I have I have two slots I need the other one for this as well I would rather you not look we could talk about this let me examine you guys I need to know what I'm working with here wisdom it's all right austerity wisdom you're probably strong which means Welcome to the slurpo oh I don't have my stuff except for the artifact all right well I'm gonna have to get in that door anyway probably pointless to do this but oh hi take you hey don't do that hey don't do that oh [ __ ] [ __ ] oh that's not good go die in your cell hey I lived hey [ __ ] my own disappointment knows not its mouths teleport me to safety turn base mode storage room key prison cell key unnecessary prison exit key can I not take both I need to get in the storeroom too it's my first day also I had greater invisibility thank you I should have been able to stay invisible oh she's [ __ ] dead get the others arrested why they've done nothing they've done nothing wrong gotta kill him he's dangerous I don't like that I didn't hit him foreign get out of his line of sight at least conceivably oh is it because they're slowed did I get a second one I dig that done with Heist oh they aren't slow anymore it's for short rest huh what do I have I have nothing but my wits and one HP dog thank you Sonic Blast [ __ ] level 10. we play a very dangerous game here boys hi foreign stay away from me please don't touch my butthole you're coming with me oh no I'm out of black holes who are you counselor Floric what are you doing in jail I don't even know who that is crunch smack all right please don't die delirious damn it all right fine I got like that was surprisingly close all things considered No in fact if I'm if I'm going that far back maybe let's just not break the law which one's this one yeah do all the same things but don't kill the merchant guy I just won't use such massive aoes my former peers will be watching we should do what we can to find them what they know could help us yeah I did my nickel I ain't going back to prison enough excuse me I can't find my mum that was last 10 day though yeah they do they don't help us fight the power little man here take some food wow Alum thanks a lot a save here I'll try this place was empty keep those dogs away from my family [Music] he's just so [ __ ] extra now now if you want us to get our hands dirty it'd be our pleasure but that'll be extra sending it automation for a while I just want to remove these unlawful interlopes from my property detect your brain thoughts what's in your basement that is definitely look I have some very valuable components in there I need to get that lot out before they damage something back foreign I don't really need to move is the thing okay don't shoot him dominate person is this a touch spell let's try dominated [Music] you're my friend now give up come on broken concentration on guidance oh no yeah kill your friends do it mind slave oh he's angry too what you missed I'll let her fight her friends foreign drop it scarpers [ __ ] you he just killed the guy what an [ __ ] comes easy these days that's not even on me done got to press on foreign piece of [ __ ] boss please wake up snap out of it boss I'll kill you all right Tactical tactical practical meow how's it going with thrall my face protects me she's gonna be mad in like three seconds we should get her somewhere where we just like got her entirely surrounded whatever comes I'm ready let's get going one zero yeah I figured she'd be mad I had Advantage you [ __ ] now you're scared idiot charm charm how weak-minded fool s how much farther can I go is this considered thieving I don't think it is Juke time to pay worms rocker visit not quite sure why you stood up for us like that but I won't say I'm not grateful thanks only that before you murder them I didn't murder anybody he got killed by a floor of spikes cast by their mercenary stupid Ranger I am oh hi there child we don't have to leave I'm gonna build a big house for all the rats it's gonna be really fancy you'll see oh guys he's one of those kids that's like the first thing that child has ever said to me in its entire life no hello just I'm gonna build a house for rent see what my touch can do what's next wow seeing a lot of them easier too well that's not fun stupid five percent chance of failure no matter what this way all right now for a picky that's right this one was the Tuffy not that Tuffy suspicious at all hope Arthur hasn't been donating cuddly toys to the needy instructions for donations gift for refugees only please distribute because it isn't quite fit for playing with yet are they loaded with smallpox or drugs broken loot jug fire Amber shouldn't have wished to live in Oregon all right we're all back together now hey could be Dumber glad you're enjoying the commentaries all going to hire all the refugees hey what are you up to a friend tries to get you to invest kindly turn her down she doesn't need the encouragement uh what you got going on young entrepreneur the refugees then I get cheap labor and they get coin oh it's a good capitalist ah in this universe Fitzpatrick gets to live I'm sorry little one needs all my attention yeah no it's my fault for being a weirdo that uh is walking up just expecting conversations with everybody honestly is this the prison no this ain't the prison what is happening out there but Lord what is happening out there assume you know have anything you want for supper turn back citizen no passage in this direction why not it's bloodier than a butcher's backyard out there piles of dead absolutists and a few of our own as well the cultists assaulted the gate armed to the teeth trying to break in they nearly had it too before the steel watch intervened oh yeah yeah the robots sounds like the battle's over then for now but I can't let you pass we might have repelled an advanced party but they'll strike again the guy up here seems like he's important maybe he'll be able to tell me a thing or two this is a nice Gatehouse no passage this way I'm afraid or not guess we'll head further into the city also I can save now that I know that I didn't accidentally cry foreign they did mention Tremors before somebody burrowing what'd you say yeah sure let's just go digging in somebody's backyard Finders Keepers scroll a Sunbeam hell yeah taking that I thought that was a Gore bag for a second hey you guys are chatting about something please just go home you're ruining a perfectly uneventful posting with this nonsense the Flaming fists are supposed to protect this good city but they allow trash and Vermin to take our homes and goats ah another visitor I see Hi listen we keep letting the likes of you in soon there'll be no room left for any of us true bulgarians I am a Bulgarian you [ __ ] your action's riving Tony and that hardly counts Darien through and through uh you're from clearly they don't teach manners a peddler of mementos I just lost a wager thanks to you what wager someone who bets that you'd never be foolish enough to actually show your face in this city again but here you are and the gold in my purse is soon to take flight they seem to know you Shadow heart about you sister about your faith your loyalty company I can't help but feel the strangest twinge of disgust as I look upon you is it true as our lady forsaken you this is her conversation why the [ __ ] would I do anything I know my parents still live tell me where they are and I have no quarrel with you I'm afraid the quarrel is unavoidable thanks to you now I must report your reappearance if you are intent on bringing matters to her head and seek out the house of grief in the lower City though if I was you I'd be very tempted to just forget it all and disappear first you would your God takes memories but you like we just had that conversation feel like you're saying this after the fact What's your deal you're just standing in a thingy I'm busy mind your own I I will I suppose why does that name sound familiar hmm a doggy named biscotti hold on I can talk to him oh God who's a good dog you're a good dog yes I love him here we go good dog yes yes amazing perfect no no I love him I love himself you need to tell your dog he's a good dog I apologize whoa husband and his session with that Bloody Dog what was that my day nothing nothing darling you gotta catch sir no I'm afraid I must insist you do not pet the Hound my love eat all the grabbing and touching Styles poor biscotti I will not apologize for caring about my boy it's a good point we have a simple petting startles dog I can only imagine how stressful this Camp is what better than being out there right my dear well the children can be a twitchcrappy but yes you're quite right my darling war is no place for a precious little baby like this Scotty after no it isn't because he's a good boy oh it does yes yes amazing perfect no notes if you want to chat talk to Nestor I like my personal space don't blame you I'll find Nestor donations uh do you know what advice the refugees if you don't have anything to donate you can get going I have to worry uh need to get into the barn right now something dangerous might be among the donations that is true and we're friends I'm gonna let you through because I don't want to take any risks but you better not be lying you look trustworthy you don't look like you've slaughtered a bunch of me friends in a pass in an alternate timeline is everything all right there they are so there's been a report of dangerous Contraband in the donations we're going to check it out why all these Goods have already been checked in that's a trap it's a trap don't touch it [Music] I'm ready can I talk to him John to rest you were right explosives Now give me some room I need to make sure the rest of these donations are safe if you want me to disarm this for you and find whoever is responsible for this I know who is responsible I have the letter but he's also very dead it was going to be dull here shadowhard disarm that for him he looks like he has sausage finger foreign [Music] -based teddy bear yeah I guess that's surprising give up now any one of us could have been blown to smithereens well hopefully you check the rest of that [ __ ] oh he's a good pig I say come over and exchange please got fish eyes you're one of the most impressive pigs I've seen oh how kind of you to say I have been growing my bristles out it's something of an art you'll see well have fun being bacon someday all right we avoided that catastrophe there's Mattis we still haven't found Maul behind all the cobwebs and piles of Gore I guess we're done talking about Maul what do you think of Baldur's Gate wish I could tell you we're stuck out here but most of the action is beyond worms Crossing eluded moonrise Towers figured we only got the scraps you didn't have the strength to carry we got some decent stuff made a nice change from picking through your dusty pockets fancier things aren't fun anything magic we like you have a look corvid token polymorph into a dire Raven that's kind of cool these shoes plus one arm or whatever I have [ __ ] to sell you foreign I have two human hearts I just felt compelled to take them uh one waking mind a mirror two torches [Music] I should return like just a bunch of this [ __ ] to Camp here I don't need a surgery kid [Music] I wish there was a hotkey to send to camp your weapon and unarmed attacks deal an additional 2 damage while surrounded by two or more foes the Luxor of sea invisibility whatever give me money these are just regular stuffed bears you can have them gold ring where's that fire Amber that I picked up Carlock wasn't holding anything interesting neither were you okay well we good here stay away from Trap chests suppose the manip had the right idea letting you poke around good job finding those explosives thank you well we've already done some good here what are these guys we made it through hell twice I know now that as long as dinosaurs stick together we can do good are you dancing in the mood leave me alone I guess not wow Doric man washing my pets washing my pits this is the song ran up uh bleeding privacy around here a bunch of perverts the law of you washing in the middle of everybody [Music] toad breath is a Hobgoblin well something just killed this chicken it had an egg in it must be a fox or something around here please smell it or maybe it's you guys we got here first friend you're welcome to work why'd you kill the kill the chickens you [ __ ] if you're here to feel an empty stomach look elsewhere folks swarmed what lit was had stuff in their pockets God for iPhone these apples first I mean I bet who picked them found them first did you have to kill the chickens oh the gur camp aren't those the people hunting historian s we share and they are stronger than ever as long as we stand together we can never be truly broken hey gandrel you're the one I met right my friend from the hag swamp you're a bright light on a dark day what happened we underestimated an enemy much like I underestimated you and your vampiric companion oh yes I know you hid him from me but this is not the moment to discuss it this is about the Dead not Beyond bed Fray valdisdorovna she has a nice ax Valdez our tribe left camp on a rescue mission honey Alma and those you see here returned what killed them The Wretched I'm dead so it is about the undead [Music] I will say no more it's not my tale to tell good tail is it to tell no that shame is mine alone oh hi I thought I knew the faces of all your friends gandrell but this one is new to me I'm delarius a friend met on the road my lady I told you the stranger in the swamp and they went on to kill the undying General Thorne if the rumors are true fine truth like to claim another which one what do you have in mind Baldur's Gate is haunted by many things but one of its most Insidious is the vampire casadore for years his foul spawn have stolen away innocence at night whisking them back to his Palace recently they struck our camp rude they took our children every last one whoa our whole future we are Monster Hunters or our purpose is to kill beasts like these but in our hastes to save our little ones we will Rush charged straight into an ambush they tore us together healing it up by the root vampires spawn and werewolves I have never seen a vampire's Lair so heavily guarded what's left of my tribe is wounded and broken we cannot stand against him to save our children but perhaps the Slayer of Catholic could some real Castlevania [ __ ] I think I'm [ __ ] in bro and if it's too late to save your children then we will settle for blood kazador must be destroyed for the safety of the city and to make sure no one else must feel our pain how am I meant to get in if it's so well guarded the main X is blockaded but there is another month near the park you will find a broken Tower mid repair climb the scaffolding and into his Palace it may be watched but you will not walk into the slaughter that we did I'll do what I can if you do this our entire tribe will be in your debt on our honor it will be repaid May the gods keep you and damn your enemies thank you it'll be really psyched to hear about this I'm not going to steal a child's drawing somebody's probably mourning over there right now cool town wait hold up circus poster circus in town circus of the last days has returned see dryads gin and triples there's something happening to it well that can't be good wait a minute I think I remember that clown I think he was near the entrance I want to meet the Clown no his name's Benji toes how dare you what in the hell is all of this a necessity good sir the steel watch loves pretending sweet Rivington doesn't exist so we have decided to protect you dear patrons no need to thank us you'll be allowed in once I've done this batch next hey what's up hello hello and welcome to the circus of the last days the finest extra planar circus there is extra planer can we go she is best girl I'd like to enter the circus not a problem dear Patron Benji just has to check if you're a vicious murderer G oh I've killed a lot of people no like oh well that's a first usually I'd allow you in but in these times I can take no chances Move Along no circus for you no I've actually been hired I do a magic show friend of Lord gortash I'm not a threat to you or anyone else in the circus I swear I swear whatever I may as well do the class thing and we're friends and a bonus God damn those are some low rolls but wait what do you know well it's about time I told lucretius forever ago that we needed some more Razzmatazz on the big stage you know glad she listened welcome to the circus a Motley Crew of Misfits and morons we're happy to have you yes they got juggling o trapeze master I really want to see dribbles that's not dribbles where's the stage oh they have uh they have kitty weapons level 12. holy [ __ ] is an endoscream in Nature's womb what up Christ but also devotion yeah blazing like the sun you're in love are you not I do love someone someone close to me actually you are wise to it vulnerability is armor truth a sword and trust a shield I pray you wield all three Sarah bring the one you love to me I will look into your hearts and see if your love is eternal or doomed eternally for a hundred gold yeah whatever we're at the circus it's a date what do you say shadow heart you can't hurt I suppose unless you embarrass me then you might find yourself hurting in a whole manner of ways close your eyes little ones be still a stone to Earth breathe the [ __ ] where we at see you I see the bond between you so tender so fragile but do you see it for yourselves Shadow heart an endless Storm surges behind sharp eyes listen think from where does Shadow heart is she you're all comfort is she supposed to be there good companies and better vintages okay she's invisible well this is dumb so long as the company makes up the difference well this is awkward our bond thrums with pleasure strong lighter I'll sing with affection the heart craves Comfort but needs respect how does one earn the dark-haired maidens respect ing on a cello night well she's kind of a silly night right now showing shrewd judgment not completely off the mark there is hollowness between you something brittle and strained we must dig deeper grasp the pain hiding Within sits in the soul we must name it Shadow heart what is her deepest shame she can't swim her hair God I'd be such a dick I didn't think a little game would sting so much when I agreed to this but you're right you didn't do abysmally I suppose this was something so what what did what did I win did I do all right am I are you actually here am I going mad and I know what's your heart belongs to another what close your eyes and she will show herself to you is it the giant brain oh so you're the Nick spittle who crushed the bone loans through [Music] no you come begging sniffing for our stones gortash won't like that a throat his black hand can't choke the spit from oh your bond will not save you he will record around your neck and make you swing from when you find the Lord Ling Oren is watching okay bye okay I knew she could shape-shift Oren is a shape-shifter yeah how long has she been watching how many people has Oren been okay good Shadow heart's no longer invisible okay what up a gin approach okay thank you yes yes wheel of Wonders spin price is beyond your tiny imagination and make your miserable life more bearable what kind of things can I win burning and conquering all when The Spoils of such Conquest oh if luck Smiles upon you win the grand prize the jackpot what's the jackpot no more questions oh don't I'll spin it once I've learned to be picky with entertaining beings I deal with no I should take the class thing the car lack will spin does she have money she has more than enough [Music] that looks like a winning one alas no jackpot for you ugly one but may have this thanks I guess one return again to try and you I'll take somebody with high perception like that it is a talking spin [Music] lit up make the save you notice the glimp the glimp as it glows the wheel moves away from the jackpot he is she alas no jackpot for you ugly one but may have this nice trick rigging the wheel but you need to work on your Technique it's obvious [Music] being gracious so I will forget this and allow you to spin again or I could turn you into something vile choose fine I'll spin the wheel alas no jackpot for you ugly one bag of molding immediately grows mold and spoils well that's useless cobby's only level eight I can take I could take him I'll try this [ __ ] again you failed to win the grand prize last price I want is nothing but junk what's the point you rigged it no never mind the spongy Immortal return at last no jackpot well at least we got an item that time and Shadow heart is cheese [Music] worthless treasure crates these chests are empty foreign [Music] [Music] okay she's fine I'd like to see your face paints [Music] [Laughter] I have anything to sell you because I got that random plus one breastplate oh good she's not cheese anymore yes you son of a [ __ ] wheel is close to you vile cheesy one not now I must provide musical support for Miss Silverton where's the stage I want to see the [ __ ] clown lucretius Lucille it's supposed to say Grapevine then pivot step hmm Jacob you have the grace of my great grandmother's missing leg oh and Boris Boris put some sensuality into those lovely hip bones I know you have it in you step it up you look like you're having a fun time should there be dialogue here ah okay here we go this uh sorry for interrupting interrupting a massacre nice things call me lucretius ring Master Necromancer bringer of the night oh that's a fast crawling cloth normally I'd invite you into my tent for a lovely event appreciate it but these graceless skellies need my full attention enjoy my circus darling all right I will can I talk to Kitty weapons [Music] another good investigation Shadow heart back me up nailed it all the cage y the lock is old shut so not even a key could open it interesting why good my time comes I will show you all of you I love the mischievous look on its face I know it's gonna jump out and try and Slaughter everybody but come on you can trust me we're friends hey Connor Thank you for the raid dude welcome everybody we're Charming a cat they shine with innocence but it is a lie every one of you is vicious cruel you kill my mate oh steal my Kalani break my cage [Music] hey Lanny sure thing pussycat later yeah no don't take the cat seriously okay this is a conundrum because the cat's right it deserves its vengeance but it's gonna kill the innocent ones hmm that's tough uh Spa espieren thank you so much for the hundred bitties magic Ninjago 10 years of Spinjitzu think of the 24 months of support happy anniversary to you Connor left the party Jeremy Thompson thank you for gifting Connor their 28th a month happy anniversary Connor courtesy of a very very generous Jeremy Thompson 529 when exactly do you plan on doing this soon sure thing pussycat later oh don't be hey hey hey hey hey hey I'm letting you do your thing can I talk to this dinosaur flesh through pods this place I like him uh displacers are are generally evil I don't trust it it literally told me it's going to kill everyone what do you think it was lying here I have something else you can eat [ __ ] he's happy I gave him some peony it's dribbles the Clown Buddy the dog is my very best friend do you know why why because with him anything is plausible well hey girls I hate clowns I'm not even show Clowns like clowns did you hear about the Scarecrow who lost a fight it's been forever since I've seen dribbles perform simply watch he got the stuff in oh you're all such good friends I've had a wonderful time but I have to go oh well if you insist oh how about a magic trick but first I need a volunteer with nerves of Steel and the Heart of a Lion oh it should be Carlock will it be who it should be calling hum runs through your very being Patron does not trust this clown one bit uh-oh you my Special Assistant come on up gaze through the clown with my with my Eldritch sight [Music] whoo he is a uh beguiling one I'm gonna use an inspiration on this just to try again oh come on I mean I know I need to roll exceptionally hold on what do I need to roll it's a check of a 25 I get at minimum of plus two maximum of plus five I need to roll a net 20. I'll give it one more yeah no matter what it's I need a net 20. your Patron's true sight does not reveal any simple glamas or illusions at Play so however pick up something the Clown's eyes are brimming with evil intent is he working with the oh Richmond is he working with the cat like him attack a round of applause for the stalwart's heart now I always tell children that they're special that each and every one of them is unique you notice the clown reaching for something behind his back tell me what makes you special I made an agreement with an entity unknowable age form and Power oh no no no no no no I don't care about your special friends I'm talking about you you special person in the circus in in a Boulder's Gate are you Warren again you're special my friend because I have a message raise the oh my balls my balls [Music] you just gallagherred me whoa whoa whoa why are you attacking the random citizens show I don't think it is I don't think it's part of the show hilarious goes after bitey buddy oh I know that's an actual spell sorry but still it's funny this is a dog heading that third level cure wound hey you got delarius blink dog I always knew I doubted circus why why would you know that would you pull you in with the black hole kind of a safe is the black hole intelligent save something tells me he's he's not that smart Grim irony oh it's like a worse version of the uh gesture bordeaux's weapon the tickler I want to get that guy away from the patrons [Music] I agree praise the absolute kitties free hey don't suppose I can let him out huh don't suppose he'd be friendly if I did I did feed him though unclear oh well Moonlight butterflies sorry Shadow whiskers no I'll actually leave Carlock to handle both those [ __ ] because Sunbeam right here just looks really nice didn't hit anybody unnecessary right good oh I did hit delarius that's oops all right you don't deserve a weapon where did you drop it I love moving okay well that's fair what did he do to you good fight the dog ow e me if you dare hiding was successful until it wasn't my blind I might just want to attack trolls remaining for turn blah blah blah whatever uh I don't want to Brain Blast lizelle or anybody else around them so I'm just gonna pull everybody back together over here real quick Bad Kitty I thought the dinosaur bit me for a second I'm like what eat [ __ ] Karen I'ma make you bleed time to strike hold on I made him drop his hammer ha got your stupid clown Hammer God damn that's a okay like disarming has got to be one of the most OP strategies in here what the [ __ ] [ __ ] okay I guess they were that unnoticed good I had advantage that was double Nat one not impossible but God damn [ __ ] you clown see it's hot in here shape shifter because good and we only lost one citizen don't waste a step so where's the real dribbles oh I think we found him battle has taken its toll I should rest scroll a fire Shield Shadow heart Shadow heart needs to speak to her more than I do to her wait until she is free sorry Shadow whiskers word from the Tribunal boom it's in you The Thirst the art the passion the trail of cold bloody murder you have left in your track needs only the finishing touches to Grant you a place among his favorite but he requires something truly magnificent a circus has appeared boasting a collection of Misfits and rag tags but more importantly a stage now comes the performance of your lifetime when the curtain Falls and the tribunal will be watching hey Shadow heart you want to go talk to her Maybe or not shouldn't have do you not exist I guess okay what are you doing here ah dude I literally just saved most of the people yeah you're cool you came in to help I like you you fight good doppelganger not so good hey enough said hey lacris oozing corpse and it's not even my birthday I thought the absolute wouldn't dare set foot in my circus to use such a woeful dribbled impersonator why it's downright rude I don't know I enjoyed myself killing clowns is a rare treat lost the star of your show aren't you bothered when you run a plane hopping circus of rag tags and Ruffians few things phase you alas I cannot afford to lose any more stuff funerals are so very expensive to move the circus no just yet not without dribbles he was a star customers of every color and Creed simply adored him I need him back and I'll shower the person who finds him in love adoration and adequate compensation what do you say ah let's talk payment I'm expensive you're in luck I'm old darling ancient I have seen stars explode and civilizations fall along the way I happened across items of such power that would make you weak with all find my dribbles you won't be disappointed are you the other hag I'll look for dribbles that's the spirit darling and remember I look after those who make me happy hmm good luck okay thanks ever so much she had a hag running a circus would be like you know I wouldn't even know where to begin my look for the Clown oh also your fortune teller your soothsayer was a [ __ ] murderous assassin as well your entire place is just screwed foreign you're after a job Neverwinter is on the lookout for adventurers it's where we're headed is that Matt Mercer sounds like him I ain't looking to make friends or enemies go bother someone else and you guys seen dribbles but boy there's a lot to check through around here do you have a full name you want to live get out of here before it's too late I'm here to like you know I'm but everyone please stop going on about the absolute Army Lord gordash is going to sort it all out you'll see or will he has anybody else want to come over here and get a look come on perception checks all around well that's too bad [Music] oh boy another thing to run into Temple up again you will see the good people holy people the ill Martyrs charity you're out of luck they've turned their bats on us like everyone else I'll go talk to him after a short rest [Music] oh hey Shadow heart that amulet you're carrying is talking at you what happened I I don't want my heart is in mourning if he was murdered then how do you expect to help forget help Hey Brother Bill we let more Outsiders in at mobile durians die father look it's no coincidence we have faith here bill faith in people no matter where they're from who had more faith than father Logan that work out he was murdered or so I've heard exactly Logan led a killer into our Temple due to his misguided compassion his fate got him murdered bill I bet you be quiet Sinners receive illmaters Grace and father lorgan knew that we don't pick and choose who we Aid your no-necked friend is right sounds like your God would be proud of him thank you stranger I take some Solace knowing that he died in ill Nature's service does illmate her service involve protecting heretic absolutists oh perhaps I missed that sermon enough bill seem a kind soul our Temple is open to you walk well okay whoa what's happening over here sleuth of helm look invest [Music] ing you have to be enough Giannis listen to yourself you are defending a man who ritually slaughtered your high priest the evidence speaks for itself Brill Gore killed father Logan then be it out of shame or profane Duty offed himself with the same blade Case Closed Sister Janice I love him little elephant oh um I apologize stranger language like that hardly befits a vector of ill meter no you're good I know how annoying planar beings can be especially ones from Celestia thank you I wouldn't normally speak s at a rather unique unique two people just died on Temple grounds a high priest father Logan and one of the new refugees investigator Valeria thinks it's a murder and is content to blame brilgore politically convenient Target [Music] I think they did a shoddy job I can look into it for you feel free to look around the temple but fair warning the investigator won't change her mind without saying Hi Selena new evidence you somewhere to find Shira Clarin I can tell you where to find her but she won't be very chatty I'm afraid she did passed away last year peacefully Ryan the buried her in the Crypt under the temple if you wish to live it I might any idea what I should be looking for maybe I never found the murder weapon so that could be a start anything disproven the refugee murder suicide angle really wait they never found the weapon but he said he stabbed him with the same blade okay okay where can I find the investigator this is caress would be my best bet that's their usual hold to have to close in a case find something for all our sakes honestly had a chat baby girl foreign stop playing with that it's not for you was that a burn pit chin visitors kindly keep to common areas food will be served at meal times Belfry Bell ringers only past this point oh it's nice that they keep things tidy there's some stairs this doesn't feel like a common area I turned off the fire I turned it back on why are there stairs here I'm not allowed in that one but then how am I supposed to investigate I know Selena giving me these meows oh this is the kitchen again I've said all I have to say already now I just want to pack up my kitchen and leave I'm investigating the murder what do you know I know it's not fair this was the best job I ever had Logan was Kinder than most and now they're blaming a refugee for his death typical where are the bodies we toss brilgore out back Sister Rose has Logan in the Infirmary preparing him for a decent burial you could pop your head in and pay your respects I should do that I will profane the corpse by talking to it no that's the belfry where's the Infirmary foreign firmary downstairs I'm gonna check downstairs this is not where I'd keep an Infirmary I do have a lot of questions about all this Blood though somebody had a party and that wall looks fake worship tournament blah blah blah no just me okay a crypt this must be where Shira clawan is buried do any of these have plaques okay here lies sister Shira clawen date of birth unknown died 1491 Dr here it is you suddenly feel cheerful too cheerful as if even the Grimace sight might make you laugh not all is well with the such is the price of my favors I just wanted to have a quick talk think dark thoughts made it the moment is over the awful horrible Joy has passed foreign The Amulet is heavy but holds a subtle warmth like it was left under the sun suddenly the metal surges with heat ah [ __ ] you feel great power and an overwhelming urge to laugh look are we having a [ __ ] tickle contest here laughs God damn I'm rolling low spikes for what is a laugh if not one step toward Madness [ __ ] stop [Music] yeah no I'm already here I'm afraid your granddaughters passed away [Music] [Music] foreign are you not Beyond the Veil I mean all right I'll do it she's a devil is this a devil thing pushed on his face there's an image of the dawning Sun what could it mean what could it mean you recognize the symbol it belongs to those sworn to lathander God of Dawn and renewal whatever Madness the spirit suffers was inflicted by lafanda's enemies followers of Shah and this madness May flow into you I'd rather it not tainted leave it then buried Dead Man's grudges focus on this entity what are its intentions Joy sends the Monk's fear and sincerity he doesn't wish to harm you doesn't mean he won't you feel a chuckle coming on but it soon fades I'm Gonna Keep It on all right let's open the sarcophagus uh you want to talk about this maybe oh [Music] Shiro her spirit has fled and her body but merely a husk ah swear I did to shed this fouled Mania and bestow it upon Shira she was to endure to suffer as was her God ill Marta's want shall bear the madness Shah has wrought on me so I might no longer suffer oh well you're an [ __ ] shall it be a thou fonder what you know of the Monk's afflictions what are the consequences of accepting it the monk himself holds your answer Tasha's hideous laughter is a powerful skill but earning it may come at the cost of wisdom wisdom has been pretty important so far for me also I kind of got this whole illith thing going on right now so I don't think I can Gods Know if love I must let our alliance end on a lark you're gonna be that guy huh I figured it's an undead wouldn't radiant damage do a bit more to it whatever I guess not oh well how come nobody else got a turn car lack gets hit oh I killed the host s no morning Lord I call today no [Music] well I hated had to end like this a torturous Fate by any measure wow you were left with some pretty cool [ __ ] and black diamond anyway that's pretty cool would probably leave here before somebody discovers that I've detombed all of those I mean that's what they're going to assume anybody else want to look one step forward everybody she has 12 and carlak has 12 as well all right so I'll just guide into one of you thank you oh why is that trapped why is it trapped so heavily oh try that again maybe bro I have plus 16 well plus 13. I need to roll a 7 or higher to guarantee it Nat 20s will also work I love also a tricky lock not that tricky though hi why was that trapped are these things have stayed interesting one day I'll catch a break foreign Hey where's your Infirmary oh [Music] it's time for Atlanta maniacs and our volumes to the max somebody's got your facts your sub so now relax We're Lana Maniacs kiltonius thank you so much for gifting 10 Subs to the community welcome to the land of maniacs and happy anniversary you lucky lucky 10 people gifted a sub by the very very generous keltonius all right let's take a look at this corpse shall we you got a key on him it's a chest key fever feather lung be quick I've not got all day I just came to look at the corpse looking into his death I need to ask some questions what you want to know who do you think who do you think did it I reckon investigator valyria is right one of the refugees killed him cruelly too cut off his hand soared right through the bone I found a paralytic poison on one of his wounds Logan was alive while they took the hand he just couldn't scream it's sick we give them everything and all we get is nothing but a good man to bury did you find the hand on the corpse please can I take his key you don't seem offended by it so I'm gonna do it interesting like took his hand where was the Body Found does anybody give me that info potion of Greater healing yo oh man this Temple is a bath house Hey Sister Janice how goes to search good do you know where the bodies you know were found the killing happened in the kitchen fella thank you it could be a good place to stop Valeria never found the murder weapon that would be definitive proof that they missed something okay cool thank you all right back to the kitchen Cellar I didn't really look I didn't really find any clues down there okay so that explains the blood now which means his hand was hacked up over here probably perhaps the heart is suffering to Ale is that which dulls but does not Pang weariness sits deep within one's soul but it casts its myring net across the surface dampening all errant thoughts and feelings in its wake malays is sort of uh of this sort can rot the heart if left to Fester but must be uh extricated carefully Above All Else the weary Soul knows itself better than you can do not uh condescend do not assume do not impose simply Avail yourself as a tool to the weary let them know you can be used however they might they might need okay uh huh there's a Quarter Staff there they probably didn't use that to cut off a hand look more blood over here nothing here looks suspicious like there's no perception check no nothing Scroll of seeming disguise up to four members in your adventuring party Scroll of banishment speak with dead just nobody else has a need for that that was just a fire potion oh yeah free customer of Guild row Algernon reckons he healed up mighty quick from painful Forge burn asked if illmatter had something to do with the irksome talkative gent outside Carmen's powerful agent of suffering soup still showing up at the refugee camp even after Temple closed kitchen curious man's hands tied together in horse range claims he's a holy symbol manip Nestor reports feeling close to his duty since relocating a location to the refugee camp okay I'm not going to say many of those are miracles Scroll of dominate person why do you have that down here was Arcane lock oh it's knock I'll keep that on me okay so I get separated from Shadow heart again holy water that could be useful it's that fresh blood or dried blood what are you sheet music Ode to the oppressed see it is a fake wall I [ __ ] knew it foreign presumably I don't want to go through all these containers even though like I mean if you're gonna store a murder weapon may as well store it try to hide it quickly okay well can you make that jump path is interrupted [ __ ] is going on back here all I have to do is slide this thing out of the way I mean it's like is that blood never mind okay that didn't move can I get behind there another step forward yes okay foreign all right now what were you guys hiding lizelle you can easily make that jump I know you can [ __ ] killing me Madness it is a little Annoying that sometimes they just don't follow you wonder if the gods are watching me okay hey more blood see I knew that wall looked fake as [ __ ] keep his hand nearby Maybe you rotten cheese extra aged okay there's even more blood in here uh uh hey fellas I guess we aren't here for a chat huh hey buddy boom ing oh my God this is sick oh I think I they killed one of them already well whatever oh I hit the spear not the guy whatever ow foreign let's drag you fellas over here real quick yo Vin smoke think of the hundred bitties uh kicks in chats door how you doing Lanny having fun with the simulated D I actually really am this game is like I haven't played an RPG in a hot minute and this one is really damn good it's gonna make you drop that weapon drop then I'll beat you today and then I'm gonna grab that from me if I'm allowed if and I got enough movement should you make it hard to pinpoint that weapon there ha you don't have a weapon anymore I probably don't need it for that how about a nice old Arrow of ice on you I want to waste that on these guys I was really hoping we could talk to them but they're just not very chatty [Music] you're coming with me what what do you mean you're coming with me oh it's more of these okay that adds up that adds up I suppose hey moves done bye hey you fell down hey you're dead alrighty so shape shifters are uh really doing a heck around here flowery key aspirin to lore is talented if a touch uh if a touch careless the dagger he discarded lurks within the cave these caves somewhere though I know not where I can smell it the fear Musk from his kill stands in the air after the act because he lets them marinate first they stand lie sit stuck still as a poison fills their limbs with lead knowing only two perfect facts they are going to die there is nothing they can do about it hey Hope who has the clown hammer pass it to Carlock Carlock is the clown Hammer better for some reason 9-21 8-17 no no it is not clown Hammer is not better than the glaive of saloon so that's progress uh oh I got some bad news Carla carry the clowns oh no she's going to make a zombie clown or a Revenant clown the Effigy Of ilisera Who uh watched and waited uh what use what use her eyes she thought herself a Huntress but couldn't fathom over fathom her wool below is an exaggerated signature Written in Blood or in the red okay no I didn't want whatever Maybe I want to see what they were doing here first though oh I could have snuck up on him from this side weird I'm just gonna go shoving my hand in that random hole over there still maker okay Shadow heart I know you just got your goddesses oh it probably does I really want to keep it though how many father can I go and that's a cave mouth yeah I haven't played an RPG like this in a long time I think the last time I felt disenthralled by an RPG might be either like The Witcher 3 or maybe Skyrim holy [ __ ] that's a lot of blood looks like they were trying to hide it didn't work and that particularly what's up brecca she had a spoon Dear Mrs priest mom says I need to say thank you more so thank you thank you for telling off that nasty woman who was shouting all those nasty things at me that's three times I wrote thank you now for so I think I think mum will be happy one more thing did you see my teddy anywhere I think I dropped it during all the shouting you look older than that but that's sad yoink a violin wow Lottie door silver cake stand request for alms please father Logan Rector yanis if you have any food to spare our stomachs yell at night uh like kick dogs carrots apples we'll even crunch an onion if that's all you've got yours fodra foldren thank you yes Camp didn't really work out for them huh Cloud kill the [ __ ] is who cast that miasma be sure to hydrate I just finished drinking 32 ounces of water I should be all right for a little bit appreciate it though I think we could possibly consider this case solved it was doppelgangers didn't find his hand though foreign [Music] here's the murder weapon it was in a secret tunnel under the temple we'll have to listen to you now if you can convince them of real God's innocence then perhaps they'll matter could shed one less tear this day I mean sure that guy's already dead but oh wait a minute I forgot to desecrate the corpse I didn't read the Necronomicon for nothing oh wait is uh where's my where's my free speak with dead there it is the corpse regards you lifelessly who killed you dressed in red what were you doing when you died from Fitz okay okay why did he kill you the corpse remained silent it does not know yeah I guess it wouldn't know the motivation all right where did you hide him how did you die where did you hide him to the tunnel rest spells power away you can ask no more questions all right how goes the fetch let's still ask brilgore too they said they put him out back I think where is considered out back that way I'm guessing maybe I mean is that the circus it's all kind of coming together why the oh yep there we go there's an open grave over there why am I not allowed out here Brill Gore Brill Gore again this is the circus God is pressed right up against the temple here did they bury him already begottenson gave her life protecting geshan Kirker Ross built the open-hand temple nalo Essie grief and illness laid ruin yet her heart held Alvin muffle fieldwick Millie run Barrel by The Cult of the unknown child and her dog who stood watch over her grave that's a fresh tomb may they be Brill Gore fell to anger and rage taking father Logan with him May ill made her forgive him all right open up buddy let's have a chat bro Gore the corpse regards you lifelessly um how'd you die yes once paralyzed who killed you dwarf red clothes stranger red clothes dwarf stranger where did you die tunnels beneath Temple hidden from sight yeah they weren't that hidden were you alone when you died father Logan helping me why was he helping you this after me needed to hide the Spells power waves you can ask no more questions all right somebody else will re-berry him let's go find that Tavern all into his embrace solve all suffering Smithy host house there's a dwarf wearing red so can't we stay here for a bit Miss Smithy or the same Smithy no this is the place that I sacked upon entering search the requisition Barn for dangerous toys didn't I already do that have I not done that enough all right well I've been streaming for about four and a half hours now so I think I'm gonna call it for tonight but I'll be back on more tomorrow night playing some more here we still got this mystery to put to bed apparently there's still some more exploding teddy bears that we didn't discover but for now I am going to call it hope you're all having a fantastic Saturday night I will catch you tomorrow for some more Baldur's Gate three but I hope you all stay happy and healthy out there thank you so much for hanging out with me be sad everybody

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Published: Thu Sep 28 2023