The Rock & Kevin Hart ROASTING Each Other For 10 Minutes Straight!

you got a crooked nose one of your ears is [ __ ] up your hairline's [ __ ] up your lip is crooked your eye went down and your balls it's darker than mine duane real quick you want snapchat are you happy so happy to be on my [ __ ] snapchat yeah yeah yeah central intelligence central intelligence national best friend day see you're [ __ ] doing it again this is what i don't like that's enough i don't like it when you do that i'm not being rude you're just being a now over here this is a very special gift they left me it is edible chocolate poster of myself and kevin hart here's the thing you eat this part up here this dude mmm good for your tummy this part right here gives you gas yay stare into my soul and i'll stare into yours come here you are not my wife okay oh that's it listen you and i talked about this i mean here's the thing like you and i always go back and forth right and i love you like a brother i know you love me too but when we get out here in front of people don't don't like talk like that i don't okay i'm not talking you did dude i'm just telling people this is our relationship this is where we are i can't do this oh my god hey look at my pants look at me i lift weights every day look at me don't encourage him like that okay because if he continues to do this i'm gonna slap his lips right over there intelligence gentleman telling him i'm shooting my video i'm shooting my video he shoot his video [ __ ] your video no you crazy my fans will beat the [ __ ] out your fans y'all [ __ ] your fans that's right uh what's going on people right now this is a live horoscope because that's what i call mine a horoscope dude i don't think you have a name uh for your like things that you do what's my name okay that's first of all don't don't do that don't do that don't don't put up your middle finger on national best friend day we are national best friends that's today we are i love everybody tomorrow's today tomorrow you go [ __ ] yourself but today today we're best friends okay let's see the guns first of all just get a good look right now yeah yeah you can keep leaving look at this this is this is literally i could rip it if i wanted it let's see rip that extra small shirt he gets up at five six o'clock in the morning he's crazy he's a maniac but i mean i gotta get here's the thing here's the thank you on the back yeah when it comes to working out i left the gym i left everybody in it i mean i don't have much but yeah i do it i didn't i'm just saying i i don't all right did you get that roll in the shoulder that's exactly how i'm going to win yeah let me show you what this is this is stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid okay what you need to do is focus on the foot okay i didn't hear you say anything about a foot win fight i'ma step on your foot if i got your foot get away ain't no getting away i got you did it where you going now look at me look i'm dead why don't we do this why don't we just find some gear and you guys can just play like a spartan like a sparring session let's do it real let's just take a timeout let's get out of here now all right out here central timing my man kevin i'm gonna do my part bro yeah i know i'm gonna do my car we're seeing our cars right now hard your car don't give me a sec well [ __ ] your car because my car where's my car oh yes oh this is [ __ ] look at this [ __ ] my ass you ain't going to get a car get a car you piece of [ __ ] how am i how are we here in london this is my town and there is no you see it oh hold on a second hold on a second kevin hart look yes the big one goes by for the big man himself yes the king of the world [ __ ] your little car how do you get the bus big bus no that was the big buck got a little car yeah go go get a little car get yourself phone book sit on give me a second say what you want that's what everybody travels in in the uk nobody takes a bus yeah nobody takes the bus hey little guy hey well at least my taxi stopped tried to work out with kevin once and it's just it's not it's not no it's like it's like working out with a five-year-old [Music] weights or baby weights it's like yeah do you have the sexiest daddy in the world at some point you have to carry him on your back i'm tired of carrying him on the back right now behind him but show them what i'm on show them can you yeah see that right there you see all of this here so don't think when y'all see this yeah then i that i was comfortable with being this way for this amount of time i'm not we've been up here for a while for a while yeah just just dick in my back yeah i'm not i'm not comfortable at all right we can't unlatch in between shots guys we can't unlatch in between shots i mean uh yeah the world what they're looking at this is what people look like yeah this is great is that it's really good guys i'll put up with a lot but kevin's penis in my back isn't isn't is it this is what i want it's good this is good guys i'm giving this guy a major moose knuckle in the spine right now is that what that is bear with me bring it with me here we go here we go here we go bear with me i'm almost there yo what's up what's up yes all right what's up everybody [Applause] all right where's my mic here's my mic right now kevin hart is right there he's on the screen check him out he's right there kevin shut the [ __ ] up while i'm talking listen wow those are [Applause] thank you guys i love you guys love you thank you yeah my friends no it's definitely a whole group of fame do your best impression of the rock arguing with a waiter after finding a hair in his soup got it ready go me no eat here boo yeah that's it uncomfortable i have kids have any of them had to experience or deal with bullies at all right now no at the end of the day my kids aren't going to be tall i told them they got it coming at some point in time this cocktail is not going to get better it might get taller than you i don't know they do they not my kids i'll tell you that i'm he slaps you in the face and it's a light slap but i gotta know w when he hits you does does it hurt even uh it doesn't hurt but it smells he has uh stinky [Music] you know some people just have hands that always smell that's why well my hands smell like chalk yeah as i'm training and i'm trying to better myself chalk or balls i slapped his face i said stop hitting me [Music] [ __ ] we're professional come on baby i'm gonna hit i'll touch you whatever you want to say chalk balls or what we call [ __ ] somewhere along the lines somebody's not doing something correctly yeah so you got a crooked nose when your ears is [ __ ] up your top lip is stupid your hairline is [ __ ] up and one of my ears is dumb and your skin complexion makes my balls itch you lost i lost i lost okay so you gotta give me a phone let me send out a tweet from your phone how lucky am i that i get to work with the amazing at kevin hart for real every day god is so good to me oh how funny he is dwayne loves you the way he loves you oh i'm just going to send a tweet i'm going to retweet [ __ ] you [Laughter] we are on one of the most popular shows in france right now [Applause] and uh and and our wonderful host just pulled out people magazine sexist man alive my buddy nick jonas and especially kevin hart is just what's that thing called oh really upset i don't stop stop there's a lot of applause for me i love you too france i love you too france is good i love you back [Applause] honestly i don't i don't like to i don't like to tell him certain things because i don't ever want to hurt him they came to me first they came to me first i turned it down france how do we say how do we say uh [ __ ] in front in french [Applause] [Laughter] um [Music] you

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Length: 10min 34sec (634 seconds)

Published: Tue Jan 12 2021