OK, so when do you play Monopoly? I have not played Monopoly since I was, like,
ten. So… Now I play it when I’m at my parents’
house, if there’s a big family gathering. I don’t ever play Monopoly. Basically, you played Monopoly when you were
a kid or when you were stuck inside. So, I talked to somebody who played Monopoly
in a ballroom in the Venetian hotel in Macau. I’m Brian Valentine. I was the United States representative to
the Monopoly World Championships in 2015, where I finished third amongst the 28 competitors. He taught me all the right ways to play Monopoly
— and even make the game a little shorter. All the rules, odds, and strategies that can
actually help you win. This is a Monopoly board from... ..Target...but I took it with me to Macau
and asked all the players to sign it for me. Just as a keepsake. I’m almost getting into sports cliches talking
about Monopoly, but tt was very humbling to have made it that far against players who
are the best in their country and who are fantastic people. And this Monopoly genius, he knows heatmaps
and housing arbitrage and strategy — but he just wants you to follow the rules. OK, what happens on free parking? Do you, like, collect money from people? There’s no money under free parking, I guess
that’s the biggest. You don’t put money under free parking,
people see as a chance to equalize the game that’s stacked against them. If you keep putting money in the game, it
stops the progress. People don’t play the game by the rules. If they did, it wouldn’t take quite so long. Do you auction stuff off? No. I remember reading it on the back of the card,
but I don’t remember — I remember that always feeling a little over my head in terms
of play. If you land on it and don’t want it, it’s
got to go up for auction on the spot. Somebody can buy it. You can start the bidding at a dollar. I’ve seen it happen, and I’ve seen someone
take Boardwalk for 20 bucks. Once you have the rules in order, you’ve
gotta go with the strategy. What’s the best spot in Monopoly? Oh, I’m sure it’s like Boardwalk. It’s funny because that’s the glamour,
that’s the trademark of Monopoly, it’s Boardwalk - you gotta get it. The object of the game is to take everyone’s
money and be the only person left in the game. While Boardwalk certainly offers the prospect
of that — $2000 when you get a hotel on it — think about what it costs to get there. You’ve got to buy each of the two properties. Then it’s 200 dollars, per house per property,
until you get to that level. So that’s another thousand dollars on each
one to then get $2000 back. And there are only two of them, right? Most of the other Monopolies have three spaces
that you can hit and then draw rent. If you are building up Boardwalk and Park
Place before anybody else has built Monopolies up against you, hell yeah, go for it. But if you’re in a situation where other
folks have Monopolies on that hot side of the board, and you’re waiting to throw the
haymaker, if you will, on Boardwalk and Park Place, that’s a loser more than it’s a
winner. You can go on any website and learn the basic
parlor trick that the oranges are the best Monopoly to have. Are you gonna now show a chart of the Monopoly
board with a heat map? I’m sad to say that I will. I knew that existed. The reason that that is so is because jail
is one of the most often landed on spaces in the game. The fact that the common role is 7, then 7
from jail — while not an actual property, it’s Community Chest — 6 and 8, the next
most likely numbers, are St. James and Tennessee Avenue. So you know that the oranges are likely to
get hit on. And also, by extension, the section between
jail and go to jail that side’s the side you want to be building on. It’s feast or famine on the other side of
the board. So there’s a couple more strategies that
are on the practical, not so mathy end. If you get to jail early, go ahead pay up,
get out of there. You can also use your houses as weapons to
control the game. You have 32 houses in the game. You’ve got to build houses before you can
build hotels. The houses have to be physically present to
be bought, which is why, in a lot of circles you’ll hear people say about creating a
housing shortage. You want to get to the four house level so
you can pull the trigger and get hotels if you need to, or you can sit on the four houses
and keep other people from having them. OK, so final question. So when I say what is the right way to play
Monopoly, how do you respond? The right way to play Monopoly is just...don’t
play it. Don’t steal from the bank. And that goes out to my cousins when we played
when we were ten. I would say, is it just like, to win? How to win? With honor. It’s almost, sometimes, you feel like you
have this Renaissance era sense of honor and dignity. Not that we’re going around slapping each
other with gloves having duels or anything like that. But...that’s the thing that keeps coming
to me is honor. Playing Monopoly allows you to get to know
people in a way that formal introductions or being coworkers, or whatever, doesn’t
quite show. Because in an hour and half, two hour game,
you’re gonna see how people handle adversity, you’re gonna see how people handle success,
you’re gonna see, bundled in this short format, that allows you to see who a person
is. Ahhh...shhh….it’s Monopoly, we’re talking
about Monopoly.
"What, you're not supposed to put money under Free Parking?"
"No here is how you actually play"
I feel like a lot of videos go like this
Trade a lot, and have fun!
And they still didn’t answer how he likes to handle it when someone lands on a rental space they can’t afford, and if they allow a third party to trade and get involved and to what extent that can take place.