The Reality Of Dating A German Girl

[Music] I am an American and my girlfriend Laura is German now when people grow up over 5 000 miles away from each other they're bound to have some little differences here and there in this video I'm going to give you an inside look on what it's like to date a German girl and near the end of the video my friend Cody will talk about his experience being married to one uh the reality is Laura's driving up right now so I'm just gonna read for a little bit and wait for her to get up here and then we're gonna do some stuff [Music] pretty good coffin [Music] there she is the German is here sailboles I fell down carrying the other the big plant up the stairs and I thought I was gonna shatter one over here oh yeah I don't want to put next to the big one nice we need to buy um yeah yeah I know oh yeah look at that oh that looks great uh Laura says I'm not allowed to water the plants because the last little plant that she gave me I watered it too much and it drowned so she Waters the plants every time she comes up he was a little too excited for the plants and then he drowned them that's why I get these cactus plants now and I'm in charge of these because you don't have to water them so I know don't give them any water that's all I get finger two years ago I made a video talking about Germans and PDA means public displays of a fish my point was that Germans are much more comfortable with PDA than Americans now while I am nowhere near the astonishing German level I am now more comfortable and will be seen from time to time holding my girlfriend's hand in public but we don't overdo it we're too many people outside around us you already exceeded your your hand-holding quota for the week Laura's a big reader and since we've been dating I've been reading a lot more I initially thought that this was a German influence I thought I did a little digging and turns out on average Germans and Americans read the exact same amount ha take that Germany I bet you thought you were smarter than us so either this is just a Laura influence or she helped bring me up to an average level of reading either way I like it foreign also helps me stick to plans a very German characteristic we Americans can sometimes half-heartedly make plans such as oh yeah let's grab a coffee next week or oh yeah if I get a hundred thousand subscribers someday I'll climb this tree even though I'm terrified of heights if I get to 100 000 subscribers someday I will climb this tree and I'll film it so having a German girlfriend around that solidifies your plans is pretty great I think this is probably good for now thank you for everyone who subscribed and this is as high as I can climb in this tree right now because I'm terrified of heights and I'm really scared just being like three feet off the ground so Laura then climbed the tree herself and we found something very interesting we found uh we found something in the tree something incriminating um Laura who who's Sammy um [Music] foreign now I've mentioned before how life in Germany has helped my walking habits flourish and having a German girlfriend has helped that even more look at my average steps over the winter these weeks here are when I was back in the States before Laura came and then here is where Laura showed up and immediately helps increase my daily steps those Germans love walking you know I've been journaling lately and writing down all of my important thoughts and I think it's time for me to do some journaling today man cyberghost VPN is just making my life so much better it's the number one most recommended VPN on trustpilot at over 38 million people use it worldwide I just love how it protects my privacy online and allows me to surf the Internet with no limitations it unlocks geoblock streaming services in different countries and allows me to watch things like HBO and Hulu in Germany it's so user friendly and there's an app for every major platform I also love that there's a strict no logs policy so cyberghost 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functional perhaps it's a great metaphor for German society as a whole and having go outside with your German girlfriend and her family is a great experience now Germans are always put together when they leave the house and I can't be seen walking next to Laura in sweats so I wear real clothes when I come out of the house proud of you after I make you and of course where would we be without a little taste of that famous German bluntness wait why did you say that I think in the U.S someday I was like so happy with you and I was like man I hope you will never annoy me am I annoying you yet no sugar coating just the truth no not yet not yet get in there am I annoying you yet yes [Music] this is a cool Cafe tuk-tuk Cafe I used to always get my coffees from this guy and the mark plots he didn't have a cafe he had just a little coffee stand that he'd bring it to the market every Saturday and now he has his whole own Cafe so we're gonna try it out tomorrow excited it looks really cute yeah it does we have really good coffee we decided to go out into the countryside and visit Cody and Speedy another German American couple we really need to get you your car insurance though we'll get that this week because this one is ending in March that's my German thank you always making sure I'm insured what do we got Crow of course Laura has also put me onto some German music such as this fella Crow we like Crow we saw Crow at uh the NFL game he played the pregame show so we basically went to a crow concert looks really good Jones what's your guess height yeah height which is circumference don't embarrass yourself here um let's see what's 40 times 20. are we doing meters 800 800 I'm gonna go with 800 meters what 800 meters that tastes like 800 meters I think you guys are confused 130 130 meters okay we're looking at the average height of the wind turbine wow on average the Hub height is 133 meters give it to me she is the winner he said 800. what are the realities of dating a German uh reality is um what that is every second of your life is going to be planned out for the next 50 60 years what are you guys doing on June 4th 2042 now the reality is everything is just going to be crazy organized you're going to follow every rule you're going to do things out supposed to be done I let you know my water broke can I put that in she did we were at a red light I made him turn on the what is this yeah this is hazard lights I know Germans are the worst criminals on the planet hey attract attention to yourself as you're breaking the law so I'm gonna run this red light will you turn the hazards on though so everybody sees you doing it nothing's wrong like this ladies about it you buy a house we're renovating you know you're here for 10 hours just full working away you know thinking like man this room's actually looking pretty good the next day show up walk in the room and you're like so excited it's like what's wrong with that that that that and you're like cool tried my artist what do you have to say for yourself speedy [Music] oh but to me it looks pretty damn good like it's 80 percent Top Notch like [Music] I'm sure you did a great job chodes I would have been impressed thanks man poor Cody was hoping for some compliments on all the progress he made on the house but compliments from Germans are few and far between the best you can hope for is not bad [Music] we went back to the tuk-tuk cafe and got some cappuccinos and they were delicious I guess that is all for today thank you so much for watching my videos and a special thanks again to cyberghost for sponsoring today's video and being a great supporter of this channel check them out with a link in the description I highly recommend cyberghost alright guys that's all for today and I will see you next time [Music] thank you

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Length: 11min 41sec (701 seconds)

Published: Sun Feb 26 2023