The Pete & Sebastian Show - EP 593 - "Jungle Famous" (FULL EPISODE)

this is the Pete and Sebastian show with Pete Corelli and Sebastian Maniscalco welcome back Pete and Sebastian show this is a continuation of last week's cuz there's so much to cover with Super Bowl and what have you so we're going to stick on the Super Bowl topic and I I think as we departed from that last episode did you have questions in regards to the Super Bowl I did I did okay I wanted to ask like so I know DiCaprio was there did you run into him at all no I I didn't run into any celebrities at the Super Bowl uh whatsoever they again I don't know I don't know how DiCaprio gets in and out of the Super Bowl again that must be special access that that like when I left the Super Bowl I was with the mass Exodus going mhm like I was out like in the in in it I was in it right yeah I think decaprio if I if I were to guess has a car in the in the stadium like it's like momes and then DiCaprio's car right I would have I I would I would have to guess DiCaprio is underneath the tunnel with the team bus no yeah and and I think not only that and it's like such an amazing life this guy lives he dates these women that they come out of that tunnel in the car and they're like oh my God we're in the Super Bowl under the tunnel and the minute they come out to an event and that woman is no longer blown away cuz she's been through it enough he's like out like it's very funny I'm s time to bring in the next one who's Blown Away by all this that's like us like I tell Jackie people get divorced because like you're not into my stories anymore because you heard them I should date a woman 10 years younger than you who's like Blown Away by all these unbelievable stories right well you you've exhausted all your stories with your wife right so it's not like you're going to come up with a story and go or or very rarely this actually happened with Lana and I the other day she's like why did I ever hear this story I think I think it was a what was that story it was a story that I had brought up and it was one of those rare occurrences where she's like you never told me that do you ever get those you never told me that at this age or this this stage of your no I've been married longer than you so I always get I get the I know I know I get I I get the punch too like I know I know then the dog came out like that like they say and now I say them to the my kid and you get the grunt over the shoulder like I say to S I ever tell you about my friend from high school and then you hear Jackie go oh here we go if it's your kid I I believe that story now has some some weight because they never heard it and then your your spouse would have to go oh I I would think the reaction was oh Pete's telling the story about when he was a athlete oh by the way I got to she does that a lot I got to give it credit okay I got to ask you this and this wasn't even planned for this cast but since it came up I ran into someone the other day MH and and they said in conversation they said well you know because I'm an athlete and and and I I tend and I and I go they're a real estate agent but they said they were an athlete right right right my question to you is can you say you're an athlete if you're not a professional athlete either got to be getting paid professionally or the least sponsored uh um but other than that if yeah you have to be in Collegiate or high school on a team other than that no I hear you you do athletics you do athletics well I give you an example your wife she runs marathons she an athlete I have to say yes but only because she's being invited now she's been invited to um raceing Sydney so she's going to Sydney and they wait the racing fee and like you know she's part of what okay okay JJ Watt and your wife are talking MH and your wife goes you know JJ you're an athlete I'm an athlete you know how you no she would never do that I know she would never do that but what you're saying is yeah my wife's an athlete so amateur athlete she'd call herself you know what I you know what I'd call your wife or anybody in the in the uh in the segment of the sports that's not getting paid I would say the word is athletic well you got to be careful because my wife runs marathons at a high level so that's like you know that's an amateur athlete competing in organized Sports at a high level so there's different you know like what about a guy who's playing hockey in a league where half the guys used to be in the pros now they're in their 30s but they're still playing high level hockey on Wednesdays and Sunday mornings is that an athlete and that's all they do well no he's not getting paid to do that but they're still playing at a very high level they could beat some college teams is that an athlete gu slippery slope we got bigger fish to fry right now let's not lose our athletic audience we don't even talk sports now we're going to [ __ ] rip on them I'm not I'm not I'm not ripping on Sports I'm just saying right right right I play pickle ball am I an athlete yes you are I don't want to lose listeners you D bro by the way by the way Google this pickle ball scholarship yes you are yes you are first college just gave out two scholar yeah but I'm not playing I play recreational pickle ball you're an amateur pickle ball player I wouldn't even qualify myself as amateur I'm a I'm a novice at pickle ball like I I'm sorry I weightlift I'm an athlete no my here's this here's you have to be performing at a high level to be in a professional sport let me ask you this then okay first of all is a professional golfer an athlete I would have to say he is yes okay now let's say you stopped uh doing uh show business and just focused on golfing and you got so good you were scratch golfa competing on the same level as Pros yeah if you're that good and you're playing all the time H are you an athlete too if you're in the if you're you're not in the league you're just playing at that level you're that good man you know but you're just one like there's got to be great golfers at the Country Club you're join in like they just love playing and they're great are they athletes even though they're scoring the same as a pro golfer so you bring up a great point I do is it do you say professional athlete is does that distinguish that seems to be you that's your cut off with everything in life if you don't get money for it then it's a [ __ ] hobby everything everything I don't give a [ __ ] if you give me a heart surgery and I don't pay you you just did that for a hobby you just gave me heart surgery you're not a doctor how do you qualify anything then no no no so Sicilian but isn't there like how do you qualify Sebastian was ever a lawyer and someone said to proon you go pro what Pro what I don't I don't do pro bono [ __ ] pro bono by the way I think I found what my second career could be what's that lawyer Bailey oh my God yeah put it this way I've said things to the lawyers where they go didn't even think of that yeah you know you know why you didn't think of it you ain't [Laughter] Sicilian bro at the very least in retirement you could have big law firms bring you cases that you can just like noodle over with espresso on the weekend I don't have a degree in it I can almost consult though they could call me and go what do you think of this and they go not now what do you think of this what do Sicilians think of this and it's like a sicilian p on law which I don't think we've ever seen before yeah have we seen a sicilian lawyer I know it' be that' be unbelievable you be looking over him calling back on Monday go uh did they have a have a sign for that permit in ' 82 that I'm seeing here no he didn't there you go you just like so anyway yeah you're uh helping your own cause then huh because if I was a lawyer and I had my my guy was like well I think we should I'd be like shut the [ __ ] up I don't think I could represent like anyone but yourself no is that what you [Music] right no but like if you're a public defender right and they're like all right this guy uh got arrested uh accused of um committing murder right right here's your guy and now you got to go in and go hey I'm your lawyer do if I don't like the guy right I don't know if I could you could you defend the guy you're I don't like I guess that's the job but you know you got to defend somebody that like I know a guy who does that he got me out of a jam once uh out of Virginia but he's a public defender there's this mystery guy you got you've been talking about this guy for 10 years he's like The Wizard of Oz he like no he helped me out he helped me out yeah I know like this guy we feel like you got in your corner right is just like this Guru that every once in a while you call up and go hey what do you think of this and he gives you he actually got a hold of a lady who made it go away but they just made something made it go away H go away not only not only was everything dropped but I left with an apology for the inconen do with you I did they they you know what it sounds like happened what whoever you had a dispute with right yeah was grocery shopping right and they were in the fruit section mhm and they got a tap on the shoulder and a whisper in the ear leave it alone and then they vanished and then yeah no this this goes back to uh the person who got me out of the jam knew the judge well uh and then they assured me when I went in front of the judge this is what will be said bro this is like this is like Good Fellas do you want to be saying this that's a small town not even where I live too which I couldn't believe yeah they were there yeah yeah surpris where do we go off with this man we we did we did the a talking about you being a great lawyer no lawyer we went to athlete all right let's jump back into Super Bowl amazing I thought like you would I thought you were going to tell me that you you know I did did me and Sam Rockwell did karaoke together no I'm not that guy you're not going to be fine you're not going to find me hanging out with the with the popular group at anything I ever go to all right I'm on the side well do you think this and this I want to know here because like you say you're not that guy right so you take a guy like who we always have on a pedestal Andy Garcia coolest living man obviously Andy Garcia is probably not likely to want to go to the Super Bowl in Vegas and do all that at this point in his life however if he did is he a phone call away from you know sipping a martini next to Wayne luden or or like Andy Garcia getting SE I can't even say that out loud you even even if he was getting seat he'd be halfway down the steps seeing the seats and turn to his wife going get in the car this isn't I don't know I wish we had him on the show to ask him but we're going to have just just so you guys know some guests ahead we're GNA have Jay Leno Whitney Cummings Dane Cook awesome um be fine yeah well ask Jay Leno if you go to a sporting event do do you sit in a suite or do you sit in seats right right right and see what he says or ask you know Whitney Cummings is great to ask cuz I feel like Whitney is in she's in with the popular people's she's in you know like I made a mistake and we we'll get into this with Whitney and I'll tell you prior to her getting here I don't know if I told you this on the cast She's a borderline female Aaron Spelling bro I me she makes TV shows makes TV shows she's like sometimes she's had to go from lot to lot two shows going at once I've been trying to sell flagrant in Japan I can't get this St so it's done and as you all know Whitney had a crush on Pete it's not we'll get although I brought I brought a certain shirt for the show I'm only kidding it's a joke guy it's a joke you did no I really didn't I didn't I didn't I didn't I that's yeah yeah so so Whitney had a crush on Pete we'll get into that but she I feel and and I it's like I felt embarrassed because I didn't even know how in she was but when she was coming up to The Comedy Store and whatnot I'd see her there and what talk to her and I and I said hey um this is embarrassing and I got we we'll cover this on did you ask her to open for you no no but it it's almost like that all playing a firehouse do 15 up front she I go Hey listen um at the time it was called premium blend I did that love it I did it too but it it morphed into something else I don't know what it was I think maybe a half hour specials or something it was still kind of like a premium blend thing is so I said hey TV show on Comedy Central Comics would do like five you're right maybe even 5 to 10 minutes it wasn't anything that was and I go hey I know the guy booking premium blend I could probably get you in right and she looks at me and kind of smirks and L she goes no I I just shot my hour but you like like she had she was like further along down the road than I thought I was do I thought I was doing her solid and she almost told me I could get you an hour special she looking at you like I was coming for the thank you cuz I got you premium BL they didn't tell you before Leno gets here I got some things I want to ask him but I got one thing that I'm wondering if I can ask him so I want to ask you okay because at the end of the day Legend loved the man but he is a comic and you know as Comics like I got a certain droopy face and whatever things I I just want to know like what's his take on being famous for your jaw oh Jesus you don't think so like like every time he's probably had like you know we've all had cartoonist when they do me like they going to make my face long he must be like oh here we go dra out today or do you you think that's like cuz I feel like that's like no one's ever asked them that that could be cool viral viral I mean you know we at the elephant in the room the jaw is the elephant well I mean I I would say oh that was might be an ed well it's a pronounced chin I would say right yeah of course it's a look but it's a chin jaw yeah alligator cck that right it's a chin isn't it it's not a jaw well it your jaw is your chin is part of your jaw right is it the whole bone yeah it's the whole bone okay so I don't know I feel it out all see where he's at all right one of these things and then the other thing is the head it's like when you're going with gray hair at like 28 no one knows when you're 52 that's you know he was like doing the Richard Gear thing since he was young yeah do you think do you think he had gray hair young he had that one little skunk stripe for a while well I I I can't remember seeing a young Leno without gray hair can you get us a photo of Leno before the gray hair from he pulled up his school photo wow seeing him with brown hair is jarring isn't it yeah like you don't even know him for like but basically he's been famous since gray that's fair to say right right yeah there he is from like look at that he's like handsome save a couple of these just so we could have him on on on Q when he comes in we might want to pop these up um so but yeah we we we'll get into the guests that we have this week about popularity what have you see Taylor Swift at the Super Bowl I didn't see it I didn't see anybody except for holy [ __ ] I thought maybe she she was in a box above me but I didn't turn around and go oh look but they don't like all the famous people go to the same thing afterwards and no damn they they did I didn't man I thought you were going to get a photo with tail Swift for sure no no I did go to a party in the day it was called the Fanatics party it's one of these parties oh that's the party to go to I went there and there I I um I got in L and I same thing looking around Shacks walking around you know the the music playing they're going to have some special guests Fat Joe walks in yeah it's a daylight it's under a canopy so you could see the kind of the daylight coming in give you give you a little what we're seeing um I I get your take on this I get a tap on the shoulder from a guy with like an earpiece and it's um he's like yeah um Gavin Nome the governor would like to meet you no no holy that's so cool that is so cool bro oh I would be like I will meet him only if I get to run my fingers through his hair I was going to say I'd like to meet him if he could lower my taxes then he'd be like well just tell I said hello there I was about to let him know personally that I'm jacking them up even higher I got to tell you up close and personal you met him yeah yeah came up to him oh man I I got turned on to your comedy about a year ago from this gentleman many points out there so funny I really really enjoy your stuff and this that the cast no no no l some you could switch me guy you could switch me if you told me you listening to the cast I'm bought I'll be bought go ahead you could be bought I got to tell you this guy up close is presidential I mean regardless of your politics just just on the look alone if he didn't open his mouth yeah yeah no beautiful hood hood ornament beautiful Hood orn no 100% I mean if I had a car I just want his face on the end of the hood hair blow through yes oh God like remember the old ships where they put the picture of the woman they love on the end of the Mask just have noome that's it yeah of course yeah no he should be on a Rolls-Royce just absolutely yeah his his head should pop out of the you know now that the when you put the Rolls-Royce on the the the emblem comes up it should just be Nome just comes up and his face uh oh man absolutely now if you're the governor of any state yeah and you're at an event do you think you could just tell your secret service whoever guard you go you know I would like to meet um Mike Tyson could you go over there and meet Mike Tyson yeah do do you think Governor just opens up the door to anything regardless of politics right if you like Democrats you like Republicans does it go all out the door when you're at a party and someone wants to meet you uh I don't know there may be some hardliners that would say tell them I respectfully decline you know as I said that's why I made official announcement in case he's anywhere I am you know no problem you let me know I'll be in there but yeah uh I definitely think like do you the question is like if he comes across someone he's a fan of that he knows is a BigTime Republican does he tell his bodyguards like uh Secret Service don't even ask he's going to say no and then he's going to go on Twitter say he asked me to meet him and I said no well there I I give you an example Governor Des santis out of Florida right Republican let's say he's at a party Larry David right huge liberal right do santis go I love there could I meet him does politics go out the door ever I would like to think most people yeah like I feel like a guy like Larry David would respect that you're just a politician doing the best you can I'd love to say hi I feel like if Rob Bryan was in the room he you know started screaming at him halfway across the room get him away get him he's a DI hard demo crat so it depends on the person bro you know I mean that's a great question but like uh take it a step further man I'm not even asking you your political party but if if you had one a strong opinion about one side and then the other side asked you to perform at the Rose Garden are you a well it's the here I I was asked to do um what's the Press uh thing Meet the Press no it's like a media event the one that DM did the corresp white that's it that's it wow man but I I didn't want to get involved I hear you first of all it's not my idea I I don't do those types to be written me like so I'm like I stay out of that plus I don't want to sit there and like rip the one side not the other or whatever I I said I [ __ ] right right right yeah know it could be very polarizing yeah so um great thing to be asked to do if like I planned on retiring from standup and like two weeks before I was retiring you want to do this I I'll be like the Trojan Horse coming in yeah yeah yeah and then like let me tell you you would be good for that I think you would be a like that's like right up your alley like I like to make fun of people in a way where they go home and laugh about it with their wife you know like nothing heavy whatever just the easy peasy stuff I got to tell you and not to cut you off Trevor NOA Trevor Noah sorry was great at the Grammys I mean he's like exactly what they need wow what's going on wow what's happening unbelievable man this never happened to us before and I want to get your take on this we were in the middle of a podcast right talking about the White House correspondent dinner and I felt like there was some rockus right at the door and jayleno walks in now he was early right and I don't know how he he must have he must have rang the bell and I didn't even know that I had my assistant working downstairs she must have let him in and he came in right in the middle of our podcast were you as thrown as I was of how we were going to orchestrate the shares and act like no we were just waiting for you right right right and do we address that next time if that ever like if Whitney walked in right now right do we go what Whitney what you mind like how do we address this moving forward it's gonna happen again I well it's a pecking order and I'm not listen as I said earlier Whitney is a borderline TV Mogul and I'm not taking any of that away from but Leno is a you know basically we all grew up on this guy's a legend right so I don't Leno is just lives a life of I'm here now you know that's his that's his life you know I think you know I mean like you could technically be there too if you want to but like you know I I Leno don't wait so you know move to chair do what you got to I one thing I have to say about him and the freaking total Legend he's just the master of I'm a regular guy but you're not you know I mean he tells you the whole time don't worry about being in all that circles but they invited me to be in the bowl on the sky I don't do Twitter I don't do Instagram but you don't have to you do it on monologue on on a living room every night you know it's such a great gig he was in but like influential and in but going home at 5:00 you know that whole kind of interesting life man can dream gig would you do that gig dream gig man I don't think I would I would but you know if I could do it the way I'd like to do it you know what I mean how would you do it well I wouldn't want to have people on just because they got something going on I just be like let's have so and so on uh can we have him on you know let's do this thing with him two days in a row or he comes like you know I would want you to come on I'm in the middle of a monologue and you just show up and you come up behind me on a live show and you're like you know making fun of me from behind you I'm like what are you doing here like it's like the old school thing old school hang yeah I mean I I think Areno had some of that where I was actually talking to Areno at the The Improv Comedy Club and I was picking his brain about Michael Jackson because Michael did I tell did I tell you the story I'm not sure I feel like man but I'm not sure I don't know what I'm telling you and what I'm not right right sad uh Michael Jackson appeared on the um arcenio Hall Show and it was like seeing a unicorn oh you mentioned that Eddie Murphy was on so I I asked I go did Michael Jackson like he was on he used to hang out backstage and I think he said he was like like D do you have any lemonade like some lemonade like if Michael Jackson like wants lemonade don't you just get like like and you don't have it right right don't you start start squeezing and lemons in the back and this [ __ ] guy wants lemonade so it was a party back there from what I understand where and and and uh and Kimmel has it set up that way where it's a hang yeah and Leno didn't really didn't have that he just had the dressing rooms uh what's his name used to said George Lopez used to did I ever tell you the story about my managers at the George Lopez show no this is this is I got the George Lopez talk show right I'm going to do standup and and and and um there's a pingpong table backstage and there's a foosball table backstage so and it's all very communal like the dressing rooms are all like in a square and Amar Amari St Meer was the guests basketball no like I'm like oh man I would love a photo with him right so I'm there my sister I think is there my mom is there too I think and I look over and my my managers are playing ping pong [Laughter] now I'm looking for them like okay you're my manager like let's let's like make things happen here whatever they should be the ones coming up to me going I'm on St let's get a photo with him it be good for so I'm like I I walk back in my dressing room like what the [ __ ] you know like I'm I'm like upset that that that they're doing this I walk back out and I look they're taking pictures with startom I go what the pingpong and [Laughter] photos so I like your idea and if you ever get one of these shows and I I don't want one of these shows just because the the amount of work involved and I'm not a stranger to work but that's that's a that's you're you're churning out a lot of that's a lot not that's Monday through Friday bro year round my idea of the show for it to work would be like when lenon was talking about can we say something from the show is that right yeah he was mentioning when we sat with Leno about Sean Conor coming on and using the shower right now next time we have Conor on I'd be like we got to go up when he's in the shower and you know I'll just be outside the shower like Sean we got to get you on we got to get some of the Scottish song you're singing on camera like the fun of it all but they don't do that anymore it's like you know even when Kimmel set up the whole hang it was only so much you could do I think they started giving him a hard time cuz people were actually drinking yeah yeah so it doesn't even work anymore I guess you can't do it you're in town yeah yeah yeah and the listeners always love this when you when you're in the world on a flight by the way trying to keep the Pete and Sebastian budget down with my travels I was telling these guys coming here even to the point I took my Uber to the hotel for $10 less you can go with a Spanish speaking Uber driver isn't that beautiful I'm like why is everything 75 and this one's only 55 $20 less than it says drive it only speaks Spanish I'm like we don't need to chitchat so when you get in this guy's car oh I hit him with a Ola then I slid into a k Pasa but then I go I got to pull the brms I when you start saying what's up in Spanish they think you know full on Spanish right so did they hit you with Ola and I again he goes Ola I go no no espanol no espanol and I go but you know where to go you know right and he goes oh c no ESP no no guy guy I do a guy on the Spanish that I do know Fu I'm surpris he didn't turn around and go yeah no problem bro I know where I'm going yeah I I you know what I'm saying I feel like he knows English but if he says it English then he's going to be back up to the $75 range so like I could be working for Uber going ah you said hello in English guy your next Drive is regular amount but he's actually doing himself a disservice if he knows English and Spanish because he'd be making more more money no not really because it was all these guys that speak English just stand everyone was going with the Spanish driving guy everybody's looking to save a buck with the inflation do you think by the way that's a guaranteed nonc conversation isn't there an option on Uber where you could go I don't want to be talked to well it's an option you can tip too but yes I heard about that Ken's mentioned that on the drive up there's an option you can if you were an Uber driver yeah and you and you got a ride uhhuh and it says I on the ride it goes I don't want to talk to you basically what they're saying right right and the person got in would you have a different attitude towards that person because they check the Mark I don't want to talk to the driver well you got to Fig if you were an Uber dri you you would check that on your thing I'll pick you up and I want to talk I would have that in my profile that's what I'm saying you pick somebody up and they go good morning and you go guy you're not supposed to say [ __ ] he goes I don't I talking I do guys yeah I'm wonder if that people like you and me too right especially early in the morning you know U yeah but like that's a good question if it says uh I don't want to talk to my Uber driver can I then engage Uber driver or Uber driver be like yeah or or does the Uber driver go you said you didn't want talk to me right so I'm sorry right you checked that now I'm not talking to you but like what what is what is talking like what is accepted like if the guy turns around the Uber driver to the guy that checked I don't want to talk to you but the the Uber driver goes listen cold water's backed up do you mind if I go around and and take a laurel does does the guy go [ __ ] I told you I don't want to talk to you yeah I think so what acceptable I think silence I mean have you ever gotten in an Uber car where you just he pulls up and you kind of go you get in you don't say a single word to him he doesn't say a single word to you and you and you just get out and go thanks that's it it is wonderful isn't it so wonderful it's like silence and if he's playing music you like that's great too so like you know I just feel like uh why would you want to talk I feel like the guy who says no talking is like making way more business they must be mad about the Spanish guy well cuz he's he's he's he's less and they're probably taking more business they might be going I speak English but let me go to Spanish because Spanish gets a lot a lot more work that's like in my town the real roof regular roofers get pissed when we use Amish roofers cuz it's like half the price course so anyway where are you staying beautiful place which I want to promote it's called the hotel Mariposa and it's really they they just I was there last time that fantastic clean nice reasonably priced just little amenities I like free coffee hot at all times nice gym I want to ask you about coffee since you drink coffee a lot does it matter where the coffee comes from or are you just one of these guys I got free coffee in the lobby I'm going to go get it no not at all I mean if it wasn't going to be it was decent coffee like decent doesn't like the morning coffee don't you want more than decent don't you want something like this is my first cup I want to I want to really enjoy this for me it's like you know like a bottle of wine if I'm going to crack One open it's going to be a nice bottle not going to be decent you know like yeah so my first one especially of a day I love a good one I'm doing a lot now I do a shot of espresso I think they call it a red eyee and a regular cup of coffee um but it's funny to say that cuz just on the start of this road trip I went to the hotel I mean I was in the airport and they have you ever heard of these I'm sure you have Iles i l l Ys right and I normally go Starbucks I'm like let me try an ilies and I liked it with my espresso and I took out my camera and it was like 5:15 in the morning and I put it on the thing on me and I raided the ilies I was talking about it and it was like total theft of one slice bosto Sports you know so I still have on my phone but I didn't do anything with it but I do feel like I am a bit of a coffee connoisseur and uh yeah a really in a survival mode I'll almost take anything but no actually no it's like you you can't drink a [ __ ] wine I can't even stomach a shitty cup of coffee watered down I go to these towns and I just can't even get a good cup of coffee I'm like I would move I'd make it myself yeah uh so so now you're traveling with your own mug now yeah going throw a wrinkle in into your thing since you're such a coffee guy and this was about 5 years ago Lana and I would go to a hotel and they would have just like the the hotel coffee you know the coffee machine the coffee grounds and we're like H that's not really our our Vibe we like that in espresso coffee so Coffee espresso has a traveling case that you could put the coffee maker in it would would it ever get to a point where you're traveling with your own coffee right and coffee maker when you go on the road is this is this something I do bring a press a little it's a it's it's a coffee it's a plastic press so sometimes I go on the road I'll bring my own coffee and I'll throw the coffee the water in a microwave if they have one let it boil and then you know I'm pressing my own coffee in my room but um it's timeconsuming and it's like ridiculous so I've sort of reverted back to just buying it wherever I go but sometimes I'm staying in hotels where there's no good coffee around and I miss not having that you guys got us for Christmas years ago in espresso machine you still have it we still use it I can't believe how good the coffee is off of those man yeah so a precedent was set with that so anything I drink has to be at least that good and that's tough to start you know okay but coffee in Europe is just the best man in Italy I just is it the best or is it the surroundings cuz I feel like if you're wake up and you're in the mfy coast and you're looking at the beautiful scenery and the guy brings you a cup of coffee and you sip it I think it could be molel 6 type coffee yeah but you're like SC coffee yeah yeah something to be said for that but I do it's just so thick and strong like you know there's a reason they drink espresso over cuz they're like couple what I like about it Europe too they don't do a lot of coffee on the run if I have coffee I'm sitting down like a gentleman I'm going to bang out a couple sips of my espresso espresso chat with you and then go so yeah you don't see Europe the with like Stanley Cups and they're walk walking down the uh you know Fontana D Trev and you love the reference yeah it you're right it's more of like a they sit down little spoon little cup maybe a little cookie yeah and it's an experience it's like a three four minute thing right they ain't they ain't like refilling right midafternoon right oh I'm jonesing for another that's because it's Italy and they know now I'm done I have a couple sips here wherever I'm going it's going to be good espresso there where America like hold tight know not until you're near another major city it's gonna be dog piss until you're in front of it you know I mean rest stops it's like don't even turn the ear on don't even turn it on bro truck is drinking that [ __ ] like it's good bro all right let's do this before we end the show top 20 famous people on the planet I want to see one of the top 15 you actually have been to their house see if you can guess that one now again I think it was you who coined the phrase jungle famous meaning you could be walking through the middle of the Jungle and they see you and know who you are so um could I ask a couple could could you give me some hints on questions that I ask yeah male or female the one I'm talking about yeah male okay so DiCaprio no you've been to his house yeah I've been to his house oh I didn't know [ __ ] I want oh yeah the water the water no didn't even make the top 20 he's not even the top 20 no no this one when you when you get to think about you're oh right makes sense for what he did da D there some of them like that like this one I'll just let you know Taylor Swift is like this is currently currently although just living all people alive okay yeah and and you're saying I've been to one of these people's houses and it's not DiCaprio no another one of them is an athlete of a sport you like so I'm G to go with either Ronaldo or Messi on that I think they're both in the top five but Ronaldo Ronaldo is like number two I think Messi cuz World we're talking world world famous do you believe that there's a part of the world where Tom Cruz could be standing next to a socer player and they don't know Tom Cruz who's that standing next to Lionel Messi oh my what what M Bloon I think if Messi and Tom Cruz were walking in the jungle yeah I would have to think the whole tribe goes over to Tom Cruz you would think that but Tom Cruz not in no he's not Caprio and and Tom Cruz yeah world why dude they're world famous the're movies world famous movies bro I don't I don't even think I don't even think that this I think the site ear on sucks oh guy listen this is the internet okay I tell you this guy is also in movies is that a big enough hint and when you think about you're gonna go makes total sense it's you're like because I thought like him and then I'm like I want like this want him oh right yeah 20 most famous people on the planet it it is escaping me who this could be wow give me who it is your your child misbehaved on a piece of art dowy Jr Iron Man bro Iron Man Robert Downey 13 wow wow so uh who else is in the top like LeBron James LeBron James Michael Jordan's got to be in there no come on bro Elon Musk come on bro more than Jordan today [ __ ] is Elon Musk got his own shoes [Laughter] dude no Michael Jordan I'm sorry you're not waking up to your age but like Larry Bird was trending and I was the I was so excited and half the country was like why is Larry Bird trending today you know what I'm saying like there's a half the country doesn't even know who Larry Bird is yeah Larry Bird I'm talking Michael Jordan who is is is bro he don't play anymore if Michael Michael Jordan is walking through the jungle okay and Elon Musk is [Music] uhhuh all right but but now you're taking now you you're putting too much pressure on the jungle because now Elon Musk is walking through Austria uh uh you know today and Jordan is people go out it looks like Michael Jordan no it's not looks like Michael he don't play anymore bro it's not that's not the same I don't think Zuckerberg is on the list bro this list come on bro he's walking through the jungle they go what the [ __ ] he must be lost this guy I know but so he gets no jungle action but he get everybody with a computer knows this guy everybody with a computer knows this guy so that's why he's on there you understand come on Manos yeah y yeah I I agree what else we got in the top 10 there's a a Kardashians in the top 10 what take on that there's a few of them I don't think that's right no no that's not right third third in the world come on the site is Selena Gomez Selena Gomez number four there's no way she dude this is this is the number five will tell me for sure this guy should be number one Dwayne the Rock should be number one take a look at this guy oh my God now jeez when he puts the shirt on to to like to to see if it fits yeah yeah my God take a look at the the button the the first button that's button looks like it it could go at any minute like throughout the day if he has a sandwich right that button could leave right God damn have you ever had a day where like you come out of a shower and you've been working out a lot and like you can almost see like a three pack or something like you look good and you kind of like start posing a little you're looking at yourself in the in the bathroom right I I've done that like I'm posing for a while if I had that body I'd never leave the bathroom I just look at my every time I got out a shower I'd be like what the [ __ ] is this look at this I mean he sings a song he plays the guy from Moana and the song is you welcome yeah and I feel like I my my daughter and I were playing that and I said to Jackie I bet he plays that to the women he makes love with don't leave that I want I I need to I need to go back now I don't know if it's the angle or what the the the neck alone yeah I mean look at the neck bro man my question is would you want to be that big um no not not not in regular everyday life especially not flying [Music] coach I want to talk to you about flying coach and talk to you about flying in general did Pete have any pull a pets on the way here anything that you saw on the plane that was disturbing no just a guy in the middle seat next to me coming here uh you know older gentleman snowing with his mouth open uh heart came got I never saw this move can I get three bags of almonds and one Sun Chips and the flight attendant's like sure no problem and a Sprite so he's doing a concession stand I have a problem with the more than one right uh because what roow were you in I want to say 29 how many how many 31 guy 31 I'm I'm in the back like if she gives that knowing that he she's giving away her last Sun Chip and the two rows have yet to get any yet right or do you think they just have an abundance where yeah if if someone goes give me 10 bags of Sun Chips I was getting that vibe that you weren't going to out eat the Sun Chip Supply that they had you know cuz she reached she did the reach out and comes up with a big bag for him then on the next time around he gets another Sprite and he gets two more bags of almonds right overweight guy snoring with his mouth open I I'm not going to lie to you after the show I'm going to show you my notebook I brought it I was writing about him while he was sleeping I'm literally writing I'm sleeping next to a guy that I would not be surprised if he was dead by the end of the year and then I and then he stopped you said by the end of the can't believe you have this cuz I said this on the I wrote this for the cast at one point I thought he wasn't breathing anymore and we were about an hour outside of La what you take C question flying if you think the person next to you has died and you're about an hour out from Landing now I know I even wrote this in my book I'm like Decay ain't kicking in in an hour if I tell them he's dead we're going to land right away wait for a new plane I'll just do Oh I thought he was sleeping you know what I mean me while I knew he was dead for an hour just you know I mean I mean I'm already next to a dead guy what's another hour it's not like I'm grossed out by it that's a great question do you notify the Air Airline that there's someone Dead next to you or does that interrupt your flight travels bro I have a my uncle guy he's no longer with us guy arest him but such a great story he was on his way to work he did Construction in the city and he went to Fe the family dog and it was no longer alive in its bed this guy's old school he wasn't missing out on his money in the union he he's telling my dad repeat the story to me he goes to work knowing like in an hour and a half he gets a call from his wife the whole family's crying the dog died what I took it out this morning meanwhile he's like it was dead when I was here in the morning but then did you's his wife's name is Nancy then Nancy would have made me call in for work it would have been all day [Music] so that's the same thing with my flight I thought the guy was dead I'm like still let's land this bird we'll deal with this corpse afterwards oh [ __ ] can do you think you'd be able to fly next to someone who you knew was dead for the sake of the show and the cast I wanted to get here so yes I was I I could I I yeah I bro I would have preferred he was dead I mean let's be honest if I was a doctor if I knew what he did on that plane two Sprites five six bags of almonds what do you want me to do what am I a miracle work you know I mean Jesus it's unbel slug just slug like slug like you know lug like that's it if you had yogurt it was great I was like right you're look a yogurt guy yogurt I'll tell your family about you do you ever do you ever eat meaning he's not going to be around what do you ever eat eat healthy around people that are unhealthy hoping they go oh maybe I should have yogurt do do you do you make it pronounce like see this could keep you alive I honestly thought I I would enjoy a nice bag of almonds to go with my yogurt but I didn't go with the almonds just to be like when she goes on and I want to like no like that SL but it's lost on this Loser yeah he don't know no know and now I don't got almonds if you if you leave here with anything today folks just know that if you're ever on a flight with Pete Corelli and you're sitting next to him he wishes you with dead and if I stop pulling out a pen and writing I am writing about you oh there you have it Pete and Sebastian show great hang once again after after these three episodes that we just filmed I'm I'm G to you might have to move here I think about it all the time bro it's never looks so beautiful I'm sorry like the rain is wasn't problems but it is so green and Lush and stunning yeah it it it is becoming jungle like here in in California we'll see you next [Music] week [Music]

Channel: Sebastian Maniscalco

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Length: 51min 30sec (3090 seconds)

Published: Tue Mar 05 2024