Sup fellas? [POP MUSIC] [FEEDBACK] Ow! "Dude Perfect." Yass, yass. Ha-ha! Why are you talking like that? Recording a lit video, bro. A song about pet peeves, brah. That's interesting my
number 1 pet peeve is people over using bro and brah. I hear ya bro, but
pet peeves have been making my life a grind, brah. You're actually
grinding on my nerves. Like, right now.
(RAPPING) Man, listen, I'mma break it down
with precision. The mission is to expose
pet peeve conditions. I'll list 'em, like
couples who over-say BAE. Or people going around
saying that's cray-cray. Man, I gotta be
honest, I was really hoping you could stop eating
with your mouth wide open. And try Scopin'. Please back up off
me, breath smellin' like burnt dog poop and coffee. And stop these
baby-naming catastrophes, like Ransom,
Melanomia, and Abcde. And I'm sick of passing
these dogs that bark a lot. Why are you leaving grocery
carts in the parking lot? And whether it's dark or not. Why? Oh why, oh why, oh
why, oh why, are you taking two parking spots? Cause you're driving me nuts,
like missing 1-foot putts. I think I'm hating your guts. It's simply too much. (SINGING) Pet peeves are on my
mind, making my life a grind. Pet peeves are on
my mind, making my life, my life, my life. Oh! Pet peeves are on my mind. Making my life a grind. Pet peeves are on my mind,
a grind, a grind, a grind, a grind. Oh! It happens every day,
why must it be this way? Another couple throwin'
down excessive PDA. And what am I supposed to do? It always lights my fuse when
I squeeze mustard but all I get is mustard juice. You know what really
grinds my gears? Is when someone's watching
a movie and the other guy's like, not paying
attention and then he asks like, a million questions. Dude, you do that. Wait, what? No I don't! Yes you do! Bro! (RAPPING) "Dude
Perfect," listen up. It will be worth it. I can't stand it when
pet peeves surface. Like opening a cereal
bag and it explodes. Or no toilet paper
over by the commode. Or someone breaking the code
of eating food off my plate. They didn't order no fries,
but all of mine they ate. I can't stand human zombies
in a trance with their phone. I can't stand human beings
wearing too much cologne. I can't stand close talkers,
people all in my face. Or people talking in a movie? This is such a disgrace. Or people acting like clowns,
loud, talking, their phone. I want to get up in their
face and say I do not condone. I hate sign-stealing cheaters. One-up storytellers. Constant interrupters. BO body smellers. 'Cause you're driving me nuts,
like missing 1-foot putts. I think I'm hating your guts. It's simply too much. (SINGING) Pet peeves are on my
mind, making my life a grind. Pet peeves are on
my mind, making my life, my life, my life. Oh! Pet peeves are on my mind,
making my life a grind. Pet peeves are on my mind,
a grind, a grind, a grind, a grind. Oh! It happens every day, I
can't believe when I see, someone refuse to cover their-- Achoo! --mouth when they
have to sneeze. And what am I supposed to do? How am I suppose to
breathe when someone says "supposably"
instead of "supposedly?" Oh, and another one
of my pet peeves is when you go to a restaurant
and the waiter like, insists on not writing the order down. Like he's from Harvard
and trying to showboat. And then he gets the
whole thing wrong. Yeah, totally. (SINGING) Pet peeves
are on my mind. Making my life a grind. Pet peeves are on
my mind, making my life, my life, my life. Oh! Pet peeves are on my mind,
making my life a grind. Pet peeves are on my mind,
a grind, a grind, a grind, a grind. Oh! Just thought of my
biggest pet peeve. People that think they
can sing, but they can't. Oh! Dude! How bad is that? So true! Oh, they're oblivious! They don't know
how bad they are! They have no idea. It's like plan B, I can't do
this, I guess I'll be a singer. [LAUGHS] On YouTube! [LAUGHTER]
This was super cheugy
Beardo gets the big solo, no shock there
can someone turn this into a Take On Me remix?
Purple guy killed it