THE PALETO BANK ROBBERY (GTA 5)

hello everyone how is everyone doing is smash yourself here today we are back with gta 5. so yes franklin is back repping the mesh yourself t-shirt god damn from mrself.com damn so in today's video guys we are going to do the next heist but the thing is about gta there is a lot of like side missions and there's a lot of time i have to wait before we can do the next heist so we're gonna do a bunch of strangers and freaks first and then at the end of the video we're gonna do the heist oh hey hey hey who was this guy you know what i thought it was incredible who wants to take pictures the other day you just wait till we get a picture of poppy mitchell getting in the dirt box man oh i remember this mission good to see you good to see you man dude dude it is a backdoor bonanza without [ __ ] concerned america's newest sweetheart manchester united sweeney yeah ain't getting in the bunghole wow no no seriously dude one shot that dirty little slot monkey wearing the money homie this woman just let her be just let her live her life why are you gonna take pictures of her man okay take that okay we need to blend in okay what the hell are you looking at man okay we're trying to blend in here damn it me and you we ain't gonna stand up yeah me and you ain't gonna stand out at all at the gentry mana hotel man stay close and play it cool okay we need to be very careful okay there's a maid here should we take her out check out the maid oh okay here we are wait we're taking pictures wait what the hell is going on ah no damn i really hope nobody's recording us right now just hurry up and get it over with wait is this guy filming us oh [ __ ] guys they caught us filming oh no okay give me back that camera no no no no i need the sexy type i need the sexy type leave me alone guys i don't even know what this mission is guys i literally just started the game okay okay forget about it guys we need to run away oh no i don't want to get caught by the cops all right come on i'm not a pervert guys we've got to wake up damn it move out the way get in the car oh this is parkour still filming oh my god she's chasing us guys oh my god look at that oh my god oh no she just ran over that guy oh my god this girl's crazy what is she doing oh my god they're both chasing me now oh my god you keep running over people stop running over people oh my god where are we going now man this mission is so cool i don't remember it being this cool oh she crashed that's right take that stupid [ __ ] another illuminating mistake another illuminating experience man i really don't think we gotta do what we gotta do you don't wanna become rich beyond your wildest dreams while performing a vital public service you won't meet me again but then again listen man money is cool and everything but you know invading people's space i wouldn't like it i don't think you guys would too hey okay lost beverly mission guys okay [ __ ] shot uh the [ __ ] you talking about what are you talking the english princess the others oh yeah i got your photos i don't even remember right the whole thing is like what about my money we're shooting a show you're trying to work hello or just you know have somebody call my agent or something man [ __ ] whatever uh back to one so what's the point what that was even a mission is he gonna get me my money yeah we get to choose whether we want to kill him or not man of course we want to kill him man are you crazy in the corner you dumbass oh yeah you backstabbing piece of [ __ ] how do you like being backstabbed huh stupid dumbass oh okay remember marianne guys 69 70. 69. stop looking at your ass i'm looking at your ass i ain't looking at your ass no one ever does a little thing for my taste oh a thing like an ass i think i got a fat ass and i only swim because i float easily i was just making conversations i was just making a conversation a what a treat oh like you got way too much time on your hands like a stay-at-home cheerleader she needs uh she needs a husband honestly [ __ ] have you [ __ ] i'll beat you come on okay come on all right you like to beat women oh i don't like to beat women wait don't i never beat women hey come on i'll beat you in this race but that's about it you need a vacation or something you need a vacation or something oh my god this stupid marianne all right first she was racing michael and now i know she's racing franklin i really ain't dressed for this [ __ ] would you mean you ain't dressed for this [ __ ] franklin okay you're wearing the messenger t-shirt you can you can wear it anywhere you go man oh now we after we finish the race we don't have to get on a bike come on oh yeah this is basically showing us that we can now do a triathlon there is this competitions where you do swimming uh running and on the bicycle franklin is up in first place there is no way he is going to lose now oh no oh [ __ ] wait she's already she's already caught up hey i'm just chilling i thought i was winning how do i go faster must keep cycling i'm just ahead come on no she's catching up she's catching up no no now we gotta run no i don't want to run now no no no no keep running man i really should be working out in real life guys okay not in a video game i'm trying man i'm trying to go as fast as i can so many people are working out oh my god oh my god oh my god by the way [ __ ] okay i'm trying to win a race here oh my god not winning right yeah man it's always about winning no it's not guys let's keep going you know we all got a good workout married career driven loser whoa girl you better chill the [ __ ] out go to hell man what is marianne what's your problem mariette and look she's going off and still running guys look how crazy this stupid woman is try winning now [ __ ] who's winning now [ __ ] that crazy [ __ ] lamar hasn't got you killed yet no not yet who's this guy he's always slacking he's always slacking sometimes i don't remember this mission talking to fools would you say if i told you some fools i knew we're running a little racing guys oh this is the racing it's a really beautiful silver medal with your name on it shut the hell up man oh we need to get a car oh okay guys all right let's win the race oh here we go just a random street race is this legal who cares guys let's just do it i'm in my mom's car oh my god guys we are racing i'm in last place okay but who cares okay i'm in fifth place oh now i'm in fourth oh oh we get to look back oh oh second place oh see you later [ __ ] come on franklin yeah we won the race yeah but yeah it was racing's fun in this game oh what's this a dog guys it's a doggy hello boy hello boy what's that what's that huh you said a man is stuck in a tree a man stuck in a tree and he needs my help he needs my help whoa i don't rather leave him here because he's a bit of a dick wait what what you're doing your civic duty wait what what are you talking about doggy how does frank show me okay [ __ ] show me man frankly what have you been smoking you talking to this dog or something how does franklin know what the hell i'm talking to this dog where are we arthur's pass trial san andreas commission okay this is a cool area officially lost my damn mind i've lost my damn mind man chasing these dogs he just jumped out a [ __ ] helicopter he just jumped out of the helicopter since when does franklin speak dog wait you talking about my kind of [ __ ] this [ __ ] is getting weird now yeah this is getting kind of weird come on let's just get it let's just get there man look at this fool you ain't wrong man this guy's stuck in a tree looking ass bro over here whoa look at this guy oh no he's just bro bro you mind give me a hand here oh this is the guy that teaches me how to parachute homie i remember now that dog that saved you ass man what dog oh my god that was no dog what the [ __ ] what the hell hello uh anyway i got a moment wow my bad dog maybe you were the dog got a long dog yeah man that was wild so he must have been parachuting and they got stuck in the tree i'm not an adrenaline junkie i think you're a troll junkie shooting is intense man yeah you do look like a joke along the way i figure out what it means to be alive well then let's just make this a little spiritual and say i'm on a thought journey yeah nothing lets me think clearly like [ __ ] myself while i'm heading towards certain death man and you're up for it oh yeah oh [ __ ] i respect gravity i knew you were a [ __ ] i've gone skydiving twice it's safe i promise it's real fun safer than driving i've done that alone i think next time because if you drive a car with a [ __ ] airplane come on let's go yeah going parachuting alone that's that's something that i need to try okay all right here we go let's jump whoa we're jumping whoa this is the whole city oh [ __ ] man this map is so beautiful man we get to see the whole map from here that's how high we are we're so high dude we're going down my dude oh man man this is really crazy actually he's going skydiving wow franklin's so cute i love him oh we're almost there are we going to make a perfect landing if we do that would be insane oh now we go on the bikes you're crazy dude okay all right here we go now we're gonna go mountain biking oh man this is this in first person would be so cool oh man i love hiking no no please oh my god go down the bike oh this is so cool and intense man i have to do this in first person this is just the most in now this is the kind of mission which was made for first person they should force you to play in first person look at that whoa oh my god oh no don't fall oh don't fall don't fall oh here we go whoa now here comes the big stretch [Applause] oh my god this is a far oh my lord okay this is terrifying actually man this game's so beautiful i just realized this mission is all about just exploring the beautiful uh you know forest areas on on a bike every mission is thought out so well every mission has a purpose look at this coyotes are just riding here look you've got bunnies too look we're just riding with the bunnies oh damn that chiliad's beautiful i really want to hike mount chiliad in real life i'm gonna kill myself whatever bro i know this bike i know this body i was operating at the perimeter of my parameters and you were being reckless and now you're having a winch listen meet me by the airport when you're grown up here all right man so awesome what a lovely mission just looking and going hiking downhill on a bike imagine if you actually did that in real life guys that would be such an awesome experience makes me want to do it this game just makes me want to have like a gta holiday where i actually go to la and just do everything you do in a gta game man so cool okay so dom okay that's gonna help me get some tail from those midwestern ladies that i get online let's pretend for a second that you're not so much of a [ __ ] and vamos what as my cleaning lady would say would you call me uh just to be clear i'm not racist i admit that ironically i uh i have a black friend and i didn't even really notice that you were black uh or whatever your people call it the [ __ ] out of here yeah just shut the hell up man anyway you're just digging yourself a hole what kind of crazy [ __ ] are we doing now we just jumped out of a plane oh man being on the airport strip oh [ __ ] that hit me ow oh that's it we're getting in there in the airplane on that's so cool man oh here we are come on let's go ride our atv on the plane man we're so crazy we can do front flips i didn't know this whoa spinning oh do a barrel roll man this is cool but what happens to our atv once we leave it how are we going to retrieve it it's definitely getting destroyed oh my god oh okay i came in too hot come on okay forget it now what we got to go on the jet skis bro oh you feel that that's it lightning bolt yeah atv out of a damn airplane man how much that [ __ ] cost you per second yeah bro how long did it take me to earn the bills listen jeez you go out walking amongst the drones i'll be on top of the maze bank building with the higher beings dominator out oh yeah i think there's just one more dom mission where he wants me to jump off the maze bank man should we do it why not why not guys oh my boys let's see how close this is doing guys we're gonna go actual hunting now now put these in your mouth what the hell is what the hell was i put in my mouth just now oh he gave me an elk whistle oh what talk is spotted i see the elk pampy where are you uh bambi you don't have to kill me you know what you're leaving me now i don't want to even go hunting this is even a mission yeah so what there's a hunting minigame in this game so what i mean hunting animals in a video game is better than hunting them in real life right you want me to take pictures of the corpse jesus christ okay all right enjoy those pictures cletus you weird weird man so now if we want to earn money we can now do hunting as a side mission great okay we're going to do one more strangers and freaks and then we are going to start this heist who are these guys funny spices oh hey what wow we'll make a civilian protector of our nation's borders from undesirable elements sorry citizen just a training training exercise tour the illegal immigrants well i'm so glad that you patriots are out here defending this fine american desert now we're making fun of well thank you wow you could be in town [ __ ] and that's why we formed the civil border patrol oh civil border patrol oh nazi salute wait wait wait wait wait man it's going off i love gta man the characters they make when i think of someone who actually cares about a border i think of guys like these what are we doing we're meant to be going to the bar um what are we doing i'm banned wait what mission failed my vehicle was destroyed how what what what happened to my vehicle while i was in there oh what's going on oh we're chasing down these guys why what do they do we're literally chasing a mexican mariachi band in the desert as a as a police patrol man man these gta missions man oh they're stopping they're stopping get up get up check out the mariachi band hey you gringo's a loco what are you doing is it oh no no get in the vehicle guys you guys are going back to where you came from oh man nothing more authentic than an american simulator then rounding up some mexicans okay that was a cool mission we'll see you later guys have fun mexican guys man i'm i'm a i'm a good person guys i i really am okay wait let's there's a little bit more to this um [Music] genocide and call it god's will in english but he knows this is the best country wow jesus jesus hey hey what's that the illegals ruining the plane goals come on come on let's go why is trevor helping these guys he's just like okay screw it even though he's i'm pretty sure he's a legal immigrant of of canada oh i'm sorry dude but you were committing a crime that crime being your race you're gonna feel me oh my god well we didn't have to kill you because he killed you that's right get in the car all right man all right rounding up all these illegals is easy wait what the hell we're chasing even more people now oh poor guys i said move or i will zap you again i'm getting in okay i'm getting crazy some crazy [ __ ] listen man we're not crazy we're just racist all right see you later guys all right man we are such a good american man okay we can start doing uh the heist preparation now so we need to first get the military hardware from this from this truck okay don't mind me guy all right i'm just gonna quickly steal this now hey what are you doing man get out of here shut the hell up bro oh no they're shooting at me we gotta go there you go okay so that's been delivered uh what else do we need from this heist now is time to do the plateau score the polito school it's not inappropriate are we in the middle of a conversation okay now trevor is gone with patricia take a hostage against my advice and then you start some kind of crazy high school romance with her are you nuts she's she's a 60 year old housewife she's 57. she's 57. yeah come on thanks that i'm mature yeah but should i tell you something 30 years of marriage to the world's angriest mob boss would make anyone insane yeah my situation isn't easy there's a surprise i knew it would become about you i miss my family oh you're full of [ __ ] all you ever did was ignore them and now that they're gone it's true you got me out here you wrote me into your crazy world of [ __ ] yeah if it was lies new way [ __ ] yeah arguments about how good life used to be i could have stayed my ass in los santos hello franklin yes franklin [Laughter] here's the lesson likes we're going to paleto bay we're going to do this thing any questions comments oh yeah i miss brad oh that crazy [ __ ] was with us now he would have loved this he's got to enjoy himself molesting white-collar criminals in a federal penitentiary thanks for sharing yeah thanks for sharing that joe anybody else anyway what about me what about waiting for them by the river handling the getaway oh yeah these three go in you grab your tape with you you get out of there that uh work for everyone great let's go cool man i love this mission the polito bay heist and now it's our first actual bank robbery everyone was so hyped for a bank robbery because we all said the gta 4 bank robbery mission was the most iconic mission so they had to add and bring back bank robberies for gta 5. oh okay now franklin is going to get all right you know and he is going to you know i'll get away all right we all go all right that's it let's hit him boy oh man this mission is the best we're gonna rob the bank i know in gta a lot online there's a lot of uh heist missions and if you guys want to do that after this series is complete then let me know i definitely can't wait to do it but this heist oh shoot the cameras hell yeah get down get down on the ground we will shoot you get down on the ground that's right that's right come on everyone out everyone out and you out from behind the counter oh okay come on uh work on the getting out the door oh trevor is taking the hostages michael's supervising the door i'll kick the door oh here we go yeah i remember that from the trailer oh our takes already going on [ __ ] shooting they think it's another false alarm nope oh stay back stay back yeah oh my goodness we shouldn't sure if the 211 is confirmed we got down here uh oh oh no the the police are trying to get their dirty money back we never could have beaten that okay come on come on all right we can't beat the response just take the money take the money oh no there's more police officers we're surrounded i don't care if they surrender uh-oh i'm killing me some bad guys okay giving me some bad guys we talk like gentlemen time to face the music oh here we go juggernauts whoa [Music] sweet mother of [ __ ] oh no oh man so awesome this mission is so awesome gunning down police with a minigun as a juggernaut you can't get any better than this most iconic gta mission ever you guys can't touch us oh no they fought the chopper guys shoot it down oh oh we got it whoa explosions whoa i missed it god damn it oh okay let's watch this plane explode come on don't listen miss it oh man i wanted to see it okay forget it that's right oh my god franklin was meant to be our getaway driver in on this on the boat but there's so many cops we can't go by boat now oh here comes the big gunning moment man in gta it's so hard to have like a constant five-star level without dying but this is the full five-star experience baby come on come on they brought the swat team oh my god they brought the whole army man they're so screwed come on trevor man trevor always stays behind doesn't he come on how are we going to get out franklin you need to save us oh no no oh wait if we pick the other person he gets killed here guys if we pick a worse person to join us on the highs maybe we should have done that actually because if he dies then wouldn't we get a bigger cut because we wouldn't have to split it with another person maybe i should have done that option oh what's happening in the tank franklin what are you doing we need some help oh he's over there oh he's brought the goddamn bulldozer look at that man franklin you're crazy he's put the bulldozer that's right come on get the hell out of it get your car out of there stop the vehicle stop the vehicle sir franklin's here guys come on everyone get in the bulldozer man this is so cool they get inside the bulldozer how smart is that to protect them whoa oh now the tank's behind us now this is the first time we get in contact with a tank oh my god good thing he can't aim for [ __ ] come on oh oh okay maybe he can come on come on come on there's another tank there oh my god oh come on we need to escape in the factory come on inside inside come on oh god oh i remember this is like a meat factory i think let's get that drink oh [ __ ] they got the chickens what the hell oh no oh my god look oh my god where the hell are we we're in a meat factory oh look at all the chickens look at the processed chickens get out of there get out get out oh come on punch through oh man i love the detail in these places come on oh my god there is even more how many are there jeez stole the train we can get on the train of course we can i forgot come on the train's leaving shoot them quick oh the train the train oh the train all you had to do was follow the damn cj the damn train what a great mission that was so intense so much action people shooting at us oh yeah and we got a big take now i remember [Music] very amusing if you're expecting them to bring you up you're gonna be disappointed on me got the money everything we got okay here's cut considering present scrutiny on public worker remuneration that's all that cost this is a big win that's all we got oh yeah that's a small amount i'm out agent haynes will get in touch with you once operations save the world's ago got your car together okay great [ __ ] what a punk ass should probably split up they're gonna be looking for a three yeah the blood we spill for the security of this country come on franklin man that was a cool mission man now i remember the next mission is also really cool too the government one uh really expensive heist we need to do next but we'll probably do that heist in the next mission but cool guys we did a lot of them strange and freaks and we did the next heist next video we will definitely do another heist okay guys you know what i think i'm gonna end the video there leave a like if you enjoyed as soon as this video reaches ten thousand likes i'm gonna post the next episode of gta we are going to complete this series this month i'm gonna try and post gta more often either way though guys hope you enjoyed and i'll see you very soon in the next video see you later guys bye bye

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Id: y5QuiLM1v2I

Length: 29min 19sec (1759 seconds)

Published: Wed Dec 09 2020