BUYING EVERYTHING AT THE CASINO (GTA Online)

i have not played gta online in god damn yes what are they i don't remember buying this apartment okay guys so we are playing gta online i just launched this with chiniqua the music locker is a new exclusive nightclub that has opened guys i don't even know under the diamond casino and resort meet miguel madrasso inside the club to discuss a job opportunity oh my god guys i have not done any of this stuff okay maybe we might do a gta online series i don't know but i want to explore this casino and this club i haven't even seen what it's like yet what are my vehicles saying guys i haven't even seen what my vehicles are like oh damn yeah i forgot i spent like a [ __ ] ton of money sorry guys i'm a little bit high right now give me a second it'll wear off i made a youtube video back in the day where i spent like 20 million uh dollars on all this and honestly it was that wasn't even a lot back then it was a lot but now if i go on and see the stuff they've added it's ridiculous i don't even know what this is i can purchase a a workshop okay man we're gonna have to figure out what any of this stuff means you can buy a submarine now a submarine okay all right i need to clickbait more guys if i'm gonna make videos on all this [ __ ] okay so where on the map is this casino the casino and the nightclub is here stop calling me don't call me don't call me shut up guys i don't answer my phone calls in real life do you think i want to answer the phone calls on gta online hey we racking up to the casino hey we're going to be millionaires babies no tough the radio show oh yeah the diamond casino and resort now what's really cool about this uh casino is i think there's a heist where you can actually rob and steal it how cool and awesome is that but yeah we're rolling up to the casino hell yeah someone parked my car all right i can park here all right it's okay oh look it actually is a guy oh thank you wow wow guys i've never actually done this before but it's very very fancy i like it wow bro what the hell is this welcome to the diamond welcome to the video come in and have a good time we're going to have a look at access to all the facilities very good vincent very good you know not to frighten them away this time who the [ __ ] is this guy we are making progress right this way ma'am okay maybe this is interesting casino spa and resort we are finally what open world tom connors executive director of guest services as vincent mentioned we are a membership only establishment as far as our facilities are concerned regulation for now okay membership dues are very reasonable and purchasable at reception or on our website if that's more your thing ah champagne membership i will steal from you later on i'd like you to meet a prospective member and this is miss agatha baker general manager thank you tom good to meet you tom are you going to give them a little tour of the resort of course matt of course oh and so far no sign of the texans i should hope not but what texans okay so come with me please that is where i know my way come see me i will help you get the most out of our facilities especially for all our vip members uh-huh over here oh the silence the solitaire our head bar woman josephine hey josephine damn can you just shut the hell up and let me gamble already if you're interested in the real vip experience you can purchase one of our exclusive penthouse condominiums we're talking black card premium grade utterly unique luxury what the [ __ ] home for you and your loved ones you want me to buy bonuses like free champagne oh my god that concludes our tour if you're interested all the details are up on the website it really is a wonderful place to relax and entertain wow i hope to see you again soon are you being serious how much money they want me to spend more on this shitty game come on i just want to gamble oh guys we're gonna win a lot of money what do we where do we start should we can we just start anywhere a standard membership is required okay all right guys we can't do anything first it looks like the first thing we need to do is inquire about a membership oh hello hello buy a membership for 500. yeah sure now we can also buy a penthouse what do you mean oh my lord 1.5 million dollars or i can get the high roller for 6.1 and a crash pad if a one point okay so this is the highest amount i have 5.31 million if i wanted this i have to spend more money guys like the video okay like the money the money isn't gonna pop to six million like like the video come on now like it like come i'm spending my money oh it popped up guys look oh you get you put the money in oh thank you guys so much now we have enough for the high roller oh my god wait do we do we need to add even more stuff i'm confused okay what do you want what do you want me to what do you want me to do now okay we need to go to the floor plan oh my god if i want a lounge area 400 000 a media room 500 000 a spa 600 000 a bar and party hub 700 000 a private dealer a million an office for 200 000 oh guys oh my god here we go grand total of six million dollars ah bro ah no no okay come on we gotta get excited guys we're gonna go see it wonderful oh congratulations on your purchase yeah it cost me a lot of penthouse is divine divine you won't regret this oh my god come by and head up and i'll meet you there and show you around oh my god oh my god i can't wait to see it oh my god damn here we go we have got that vip treatment now baby we got that vip treatment where's my penthouse baby where is my penthouse oh my god hey why don't you open the door for me you piece of [ __ ] you did it last time okay oh now we get to go to the penthouse no way no no no way no way no way oh hell yeah oh yeah so you bought the penthouse that's wonderful nice to see you again okay hello tom boss do you need any help with with mr chang perhaps no uh maybe champagne good idea why not so listen um if you need any advice about well but in particular business here tom's the person to speak to and always happy to oblige this truly is a happy day i must show you around your new home please don't i can look for myself uh i really actually want to thank her explore myself are you sure i can't help with the mr you know maybe that would be a good idea we have sold the penthouse to this lucky woman oh there's a lot of pressure people just give i had another aggressive call from the texans from avery duggan texts he said you've been pretty rude the takeover is turning hostile let's have you know he doesn't of stress he didn't say that at all avery duggan is not a nice man this won't be good for business if he's serious he's not above blackmail wow come on mr chang get out my apartment this is my house now just could i have some privacy the truth is let me see my expensive apartment there's a cowling murderer who's made it clear he will kill all of us if this place fails and brings disgrace to his privileged nephew but that's a serious problem the real problem is avery duggan yes the texan asset stripper who's realized we're [ __ ] and is putting all kinds of heat on us to sell at knock down prices after he's destroyed this place i don't give a [ __ ] you know where to find me yeah not here thank you okay now they've gone out my house yeah all right now i was excited all right now i get to finally explore it okay so what we got here oh we got a nice bedroom over here okay this is quite nice i like this bedroom oh look we can sit down oh guys i'm getting i'm getting my money's worth guys i can sit down oh what's oh did you see that door just open like that guys that was kind of cool guys oh nice little bathroom walk-in shower with a nice little tub uh what's through here oh little toilet room oh a television so you can watch tv while you're on the body whoa nice little drinky area oh look at this walking wardrobe damn i like it i like it oh information desk in case we want okay this place is like a maze it's so massive another bedroom how many people do you think could live here man this is the dream though to live in a place like this obviously i would never dream of paying anything like the stupid amount it would actually cost you know but in a video game i could pretend to live like this you know and that's kind of nice have i explored this area whoa this is all the same floor i think there's two floors to this place there's like a conference room here and obviously do we have alcohol in every room damn we do have alcohol in every room pull a shot shaniqua oh my own personal dealer i think this cost me like a million that's right i want to play back jack black jack jack black i could just go to the casino like a normal person poor come on now that's what poor people do okay play with everyone else i i have this woman okay i'm gonna call her tabitha my name's susan tabitha my bet is one thousand boom better take it let us begin shut up okay come on guys i've got a seven i don't know what that means 17 is that is that good um okay you know what i'm gonna double down boom 21. oh oh another bathroom okay sorry guys i really want to explore every room because i paid so much money for this okay this ugly wallpaper has got to go uh oh what is this another area here whoa is this all mine who are you would you like a haircut you think a haircut well you can just give me a haircut in the middle of my bloody house a makeover damn i mean shiny chris looking a little bit rough um maybe some new makeup oh with some new blush shot and it's all free because i own him wow let's put some high blusher on oh look at him my own makeup artist wow she think was gonna look so pretty oh all right well i mean he did try his best okay um but yeah anyway uh good to have him here so cool and can i go on my hot tub too whoa hell yeah and here i could also sit down damn it was worth spending all this money so i could sit down in this hot tub would you like another makeover [ __ ] [ __ ] uh no uh actually it's kind of weird that you're staring you can you can kind of go home now i don't need you anymore i'm paid to stand here all the time i must stand here oh we got this area too whoa and i got my own um games machines street crimes gang wars edition what the [ __ ] is this what happened to cuboid from um whoa de xenotron what ever happened to cuboid from gta 4 what the [ __ ] is this now i'll play this [ __ ] i'm playing a game in the game this this this is what you decide to put no no no no no well that was awful oh my oh mini bar two hello i would like to order a drink hell yeah of course it's gonna be free oh a vodka shawn tell ya damn straight it's gonna be free come on give it hell yeah hell yeah drink it up all right let's go hey wait wait wait is that it hey hey where are you going oh another shot or a champagne 150 000 of a sh bottle of champagne what's so special about it 150 000 whoa damn okay all right jeez only the best damn special occasion indeed shake the bottle ah yeah yay this actually would be better if i had friends yeah yeah i'm rich and i'm so lonely yeah drinking my champagne hell yeah now we got a party okay wait wait wait no don't take the bottle now i i paid money for that i'm not done i'm not i'm still drinking god damn it all right whatever the buzz is worth it guys okay man i need i can't do the rest of this apartment tour drunk okay i need to focus where am i oh is this still the first floor guys we still have another floor to explore how crazy is this place oh what is this we have our own cinema room whoa hell yeah all these sofas damn this is cool is this door open whoa it opens to this area okay we're back here okay i think that's all the rooms on this floor now we have checked out let's go downstairs oh okay wait wait wait wait wait have i been in here yet i don't think i have even though there's nothing really here so many rooms man a computer man i would love would anyone else love to live in in a place like this man an elevator i have an elevator oh wait wait wait wait i i'm confused where i am we go downstairs whoa this is all mine this is all mine oh wait no oh wait no oh wait no the penthouse okay never mind okay now this is the public area oh i get it okay so oh if i want to go to my penthouse i can just go there cool man the roof terrace is popping hey look at this place damn very cool man oh this is living life man ah this is living life man how you doing ladies okay you doing good all right all right all right we're just chilling at the resort all right all right let's go back up to my apartment because we still haven't explored everything okay so we have my penthouse my penthouse garage it's a penthouse garage whoa i can now store vehicles down here man i need to do a whole separate video buying the vehicles oh my god that's gonna take a long time what does the information do uh hello hello madam how can i help you we can acquire chips we can have a member's party what has a member's party wonderful wonderful a-less drinks and take it from there wait i just paid twenty thousand dollars for what what what wait we got an actual pie going on hey everyone's at my apartment now hey now we got a party man all right yeah all right i don't need friends guys i forgot i have money i can just pay for friends like this guy i don't know who this guy is who invited this guy i don't know but he seems to be having fun at the party hell yeah all right glad you could make it glad you could make it oh yeah good to see you again yeah this guy's still here go home you want the haircut nico no no haircut leave me alone go home damn okay yeah so yeah like i was saying now that we have our penthouse and that we are a member we can renovate our penthouse no no i've got all the things i need i'm not spending any more goddamn money but yeah all right now we can gamble baby here we go the casino all right what can we win oh look the casino has its own shop where you can buy clothes cool damn this place looks so cool what's this big spinning wheel i want to spin the wheel spin the wheel oh am i gonna win oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh thirty thousand dollars yay oh that's cool i like it okay now we can put gamble baby okay here we go republican space rangers no idea how to play this one but we'll just you know just bet a lot of money maximum boom go yeah gambling's fun um i lost they're all the same they're all slot machines they're they just look different but they're all slot machines okay all right forget the slots guys i go to the casino i don't go to the slots okay it's all about roulette okay where's the roulette table we're going to put it all on red come on what's this racehorsing i don't want to do racehorsing okay come on guys i'm feeling lucky okay come on all right the the smaller the odds the more likely they're going to win okay come on shaniqua who's the lucky horse who's the lucky horse i'm gonna put it all on the screen guy ten thousand credits boom if i win i get a hundred and seventy thousand go go hello oh i'm winning oh come on number four come on number four oh oh [ __ ] now i'm losing now oh go go go oh oh ah okay i was actually nowhere near okay i lost all my money cool what's this area now oh it's the vip area okay i'm a vip okay your vip membership allows you to be in this place ah yeah all right yeah i feel so privileged it actually wasn't that special honestly uh it wasn't a very important area at all okay more slot machines there you go oh blackjack okay oh here we go roulette now this is what i'm talking about baby all right come on all on red feeling lucky oh my god becky all right max bet on tab there you go put it all on red maximum outside bet limit reached okay place the bed put it all on red and i'm gonna put it on an even number two no i can't she's spinning it come on come on red come on guys oh cross your fingers we're gonna get red oh i had all my money here now it's all gone okay well that was fun uh losing my money for no reason oh here damn vip oh this is the vip place maybe i can bet more on this table because it's vip okay guys all right now we bet it all on red come on guys you think i didn't learn anything last time okay but i did okay i did i didn't bet enough that's what i learned oh she's spinning it oh oh she's spinning it oh bets are closed come on red come on red oh that's right double doubt again again again again and again again again again and again two okay i'm back to square one okay red again again again this is why you don't go to casino with me oh come on come on wait is this all my credits oh [ __ ] huh huh please please i have children to feed yeah that's right all right we're back in the money that's right that's right gambling always works out for you guys all right you just need to know when to walk away all right see you next time that's right i'll take my 80 000 chips all right leave me alone now cool very cool all right so have i explored the whole um area yeah i'm not too sure this whole place is crazy guys we need to do the missions we need to talk to leicester we need to go to the club we need to do the heist we have so much gta online content which i didn't even realize we had so uh yeah honestly i think once i've checked out the whole casino i think this is the first video i want to make on gta online we have to do a series guys we have to okay guys i'm gonna end the video there if you want me to do a series then leave a like as soon as this video reaches 10 000 likes i'm gonna post another gta online video uh uh you know probably gonna check out the club either way though thank you guys so much for watching and i'll see you very soon in the next one see you later guys bye bye

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Id: gxrznMkvgYY

Length: 22min 27sec (1347 seconds)

Published: Fri Jan 08 2021