The Nightly Show - Obama Don't Care - Jon Stewart

NOW, HERE TO PROVIDE INSIGHT INTO OBAMA'S CAREFREE, I COULD GIVE A (BLEEP) BECAUSE I AM ABOUT TO LEAVE THIS JOB ATTITUDE IS AN EXPERT ON WALKING AWAY FROM THE JOB BEFORE IT'S DONE AND PHONING IT IN UNTIL THE END, OUR SENIOR BLACK CORRESPONDENT JON STEWART. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> WELCOME TO THE SHOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> WELCOME TO THE SHOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> WELCOME TO THE SHOW. >> JON STEWART. >> SO HOW YOU DOING? >> LISTEN, I AM DOING VERY WELL BUT YOU KNOW I AM NOT BLACK. YOU KNOW, I AM NOT BLACK. >> I AM NOT BLACK. >> I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU FEEL HOW UNCOMFORTABLE BEING ON SOMEBODY ELSE'S SHOW IS AND HAVING AN ENTIRE RACE ON YOUR SHOULDERS. >> I DO THAT. >> YEAH. >> YOU DID THAT. >> IT IS VERY UNCOMFORTABLE. >> I AM JUST (BLEEP)ING WITH YOU, MAN. NO, YOU ARE REALLY HERE AS OUR SENIOR DON'T GIVE A (BLEEP) ANYMORE CORRESPONDENT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Larry: SO GIVE US A SENSE OF HOW OBAMA MAY REACT AS HE HEADS INTO HIS FINAL STRETCH. >> WELL, YOU KNOW, LARRY -- >> WHY WOULD YOU EVEN THINK >> WELL, YOU KNOW, LARRY -- >> WHY WOULD YOU EVEN THINK THAT'S HOW I AM -- DO YOU HAVE ANY CHIPS OR DIPS AROUND HERE OR ANYTHING? DO YOU HAVE ANY POT OR -- >> YOU KNOW YOU ARE ALREADY HIGH, JON. SERIOUSLY, JON, YOU ARE NOT EVEN TRYING ANYMORE, ARE YOU? I MEAN LAST NIGHT YOU DID LIKE AN ENTIRE SEGMENT WHERE YOU DIDN'T EVEN TALK. [MAKING NOISES] >> SO, WHAT? YOU DON'T HAVE A SCRIPT ANYMORE, WHAT IS GOING >> SO, WHAT? YOU DON'T HAVE A SCRIPT ANYMORE, WHAT IS GOING ON? >> WE DO HAVE SCRIPTS, WE DO. WE DO HAVE SCRIPTS. THERE IS SOMETHING I NEVER TOLD YOU, LARRY. I CAN'T READ. >> Larry: I DID NOT KNOW THAT. >> AN EXCLUSIVE RIGHT HERE. >> OKAY, HERE IS ONE, OBAMA CALLS YOU DOWN TO THE WHITE HOUSE TWICE FOR SECRET MEETINGS; IS THAT TRUE? >> I DON'T KNOW IF THEY WERE SECRET. I MEAN I AM IN THE VISITORS LOG AND THEY TOOK PICTURES OF THE MEETING. AND -- >> WHAT DID HE WANT? >> WHAT DID HE WANT. TO HANG OUT. EAT NACHOS. WATCH "KING RALPH". >> Larry: THE JON GOODMAN MOVIE WHERE HE BECOMES KING OF ENGLAND? >> DON'T PRETEND LIKE YOU HAVEN'T SEEN "KING RALPH". I KNOW YOU HAVE SEEN IT. >> Larry: I KNOW, I KNOW. I WATCH IT ONCE EVERY MONTH. YOU GUYS JUST WATCHED MOVIE AND TALKED (BLEEP). >> NOT JUST A MOVIE. KING RALPH. BOTH VISITS. GOT IT. >> SO YOU THINK HE WAS TRYING TO INFLUENCE YOU AND THE JOKES YOU MAKE? THAT IS A LITTLE DANGEROUS, ISN'T THAT A LITTLE IRRESPONSIBLE? >> NO, I THINK THAT'S WHAT HE IS TRYING TO DO BECAUSE I HAVE A TELEVISION SHOW AND SOMETIMES WE SAY (BLEEP) ABOUT HIM AND HIS POLICIES SO I AM PRETTY SURE I WAS THERE BECAUSE HE HAS RUN OUT OF PEOPLE TO WATCH "KING RALPH" WITH. SO LET ME GET YOUR HONEST OPINION, DO YOU THINK OBAMA IS IN DO NOT CARE MODE. >> , NO I THINK HE IS I AM GOING TO BUILD ME A LIBRARY WITH MY NAME ON IT MODE. >> Larry: WOW. WHAT ABOUT YOU? WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO. >> >> WHAT IS THAT? >> Larry: WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO. >> AFTER I LEAVE THE SHOW. >> Larry: YES WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? >> I AM DOING IT RIGHT NOW.

Channel: Comedy Central

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Length: 4min 28sec (268 seconds)

Published: Wed Jul 29 2015