[Intro] Everybody's Mambo Crazy, Cha Cha Happy, but I'm lazy, I don't dig that frantic turpsichord (When) When I trip the light fantastic, I don't wanna be gymnastic, that's not what a dancing floor is for (for) What I've got in mind is a big improvement, (ment) With a very minimum amount of movement, So, let the other couples push and sho-o-ove, What I've got in mind i think you're gonna love, You'll love (you'll love) I've got (What you got, girl) (Okay)
(I cant wait to see what you've got) A Newfangled Tango And there's nothing to it You just sort of stand there And just sort of do it You stand close together There's no wasted motion It's a Newfangled Tango An old Fashioned notion The floor may be crowded but that doesn't matter It's not necessary to move (don't move, why move?) It may be crowded, but that's all the better, it's just like romancing (what?) while dancing, who's dancing? Oh you start off with one step and cling to each other (that's really awkward, no, I do not like this) And you know how one step can lead to another (No, you stupid lead, no) Oh there's nothing wrong with a waltz or fandango, but oh what could come from(Oh yes there's something wrong, oh yes there's something wrong, we need to get right out of this) A Newfangled Tango
(Newfangled Tango) Why'd you
(Really had to) How could you stop the tango?! You guys! You've been talking crazy 'bout the dance that's slow and lazy All you do is stand there, and hold each other tight! Don't you see I feel fantastic, don't need moves, don't need gymnastics Gotta take it slow, gotta take it slow just to make me feel, make me feel alright What I'd had in mind may not have been their groove yeah (Oooooh, not have been their groove yeah,) What I'd had in mind may not have been their groove yeah (Oooooh, not have been their groove yeah,) Still, I wanna dance Where I barely move I've got a plan that I feel so good about And this one, I think they're gonna looove (tatatatata, you looooove) You
