[Finding Starting Note] Lunch Break's glad to sing today, but things don't always go our way. We really thought this year. We'd make the ten We've been working day and night our second set was really tight. The problem is our Wednesday night set sucked Am I right? Oh well, there's always next year, never fear One day lunch break will finally make the ten Hopefully we'll make it Until that day comes, Just take a nap because tonight the only thing you'll hear is... ...Crafty attempts at entertainment So we thought we'd sing this stupid song again with new animals who, just like us, Did not make the ten Again. [oh] forgot that one Oh... Old MacDonald had a deformed farm E-I-E-I-O And on this farm he had a hearing-impaired parrots E-I-E-I-O With a "wat wat?" here and a "wat wat?" there. Here a "wat?" polly want a "wat wat?" Old MacDonald had a deformed farm. E-I-E-I-O And on this farm he had a kleptomaniac Seagull E-I-E-I-O With a "MINE MINE" here and a "MINE MINE" there, here a "MINE" there a "MINE" [Overlapping] MINE. MINE. MINE. MINE Old MacDonald had a deformed farm. E-I-E-I-O Oh this farm save the day Paved the way, Shout Hurray! Now animals like us can be loved, too Our friends from the zoo Don't be alarmed you can go to old MacDonald's special... Farm Ohhh Old MacDonald had a deformed farm. E-I-E-I-O And on this farm he had a lactose-intolerant cow E-I-E-I-O With a "moo moo" here and a "moo moo" there, here a "moo" there a, [Disgusted Sounds] Whee! Old MacDonald had a deformed farm. E-I-E-I-O And on this farm he had a hyperactive sloth E-I-E-I-O With a [Sloth Faces] Here. and a, There. Here a, There a Everywhere a Old MacDonald had a deformed farm. E-I-E-I-O Ohhh Well, you know what they say We're all the same In some way variety makes living life so grand All creatures great and small We love them all at Old McDonald's farm we all can have a ball Ohhh Old MacDonald had a deformed farm. E-I-E-I-O And on this farm he had a bunion infested centipede E-I-E-I-O With an Ow, Ow, Ow, Ow [x5] Here, and an Ow, Ow, Ow, Ow [x5] There. Here an, Ow, Ow, Ow, Ow [x5] There an, Ow, Ow, Ow, Ow [x5] Everywhere an, Ow, Ow, Ow, Ow [x5] Old MacDonald had a deformed farm. E-I-E-I-O And on this farm he had a terrified squirrel E-I-E-I-O With a "squeak squeak" here, and a "squeak squeak" there, Here a "squeak" there a "squeak- [Shouted] DOG! NO! NO! Hey, I wonder what it sounds like if 8000 people yelled squirrel at the same time. Old MacDonald had a deformed farm E-I-E-I- Squirrel! Ohhhhhh
very funny routine! I'm quite surprised I had never seen anything from those guys.