THE NELK BOYS TALK PRISON, PRANKS, AND PARTIES - IMPAULSIVE EP. 27

well like he told me the cop car he's like if you were wearing that same outfit he's like you could have got open fired on like it was a call like there's a there's a murderer walking around this like the target area I had a problem this morning you know how you know how we talked about this before I when a girl is here I had a girl over and I all like poop around her right so I ran to Mike's bathroom in a panic cuz you you know how I go to your bathroom you yell at me all the time and I was pooping if Mike was pooping so I sat in his bathroom waited like a good boy and it was a disaster I was afraid to going to Spencer's so welcome back to impulsive I had a hurry up my poop on podcast not good in the world if you guys are not subscribed make sure to subscribe iTunes YouTube Spotify wherever you listen to podcast we do an audio extended version only with the guest after the visuals done so hit that subscribe button I'm here with my roommates Mike may lack what's up and Spencer Taylor you know mmm oh [ __ ] that's right I'm right Evans filling in today welcome to the set this is your second podcast yeah yes as a neck & Rohde aka dwarf Mamba yeah dude now that I'm I'm vegan this is becoming a prop like I can't like poop in front of girls I just can't do it my my PPD ratio is so high now that again what's that poops per day that's super high of course how many gonna been horrible for me he literally leaks out it's disgusting there's no protein there's nothing it's just lettuce and just leaves that's why I'm not vegan yeah that reason is yeah there's a lot of [ __ ] happening in the news there's a lot of tea there's a lot of drama a lot of stuff going down we're gonna get into it but first we got a special guest today we actually got to which is one less than three one more than one yeah anyways I want to introduce the legendary Canadian duo jujitsu black belts the only real pranksters left on YouTube with over 100 million subscribers it's some [ __ ] knock boys I love it I love it yo that's uh that's the Canadian national anthem I wanna give you guys some pride there to walk in tonight oh I love it Evans got the roots Canada shirt on yo the way you guys talk is like this is this is great yeah we're Canadian boys I know I I don't know if it's because sometimes you see the videos you like that's not hot that's like you're putting on a show right then I get up you I know but still you come walk in the house you like your boys Oh lemon hog everyone always like we say chirps you guys say chirps what's that nobody making fun of someone like it's like a hockey thing I say oh yeah everyone know it strips us for saying boys like we're like boys boys boys they chirp you for saying yeah chirps like megaphone oh got that we're needed like a Canadian translator here something today no I I have I want to do a bit where we would go over Canadian slang but yo so in my research for this podcast cuz ya'll are like popping off and uh like I feel like you have a super niche audience people [ __ ] love you guys I open dictionary your name did you know this yeah me uh let me enlarge it a little bit nelq this was on urban dictionary one of the very few legitimate prank channels left on youtube if you're watching any other prank channel besides nelq you can get the [ __ ] off youtube completely completely I've never seen that is all your [ __ ] real yeah bro all our shits real all of it yeah sometimes a little too real yeah I understand there was a thing lately with you Jesse oh I mean did you get the [ __ ] you got arrested yeah what was this what was that about okay so I basically it's hard it's harmless I got covered in fake blood wearing a jumpsuit and a shovel wait a second do you have the video guy had this pulled up yeah I think I I didn't even know this was order was for what do you mean this is harmless that's hot dog what are you doing bro but it's literally like we do some dumb [ __ ] but it's always like the most simple last-minute [ __ ] yeah we actually we've done way worse [ __ ] and nothing happens I feel like that's our first three misdemeanors for [ __ ] putting blood on my shirt okay so what happened with this prank so we are filming an even worse prank that like his transgenders for Trump prank so I saw that one yeah so we're filming that and then Jesse just had an idea to do like a filler shot it wasn't even like for like weird is like oh I might as well shoot this wasn't even though like the plot of the video we're gonna put it on Instagram or something just like well you how you have fake blood yeah lying around jesse had the idea we got him in a painter's uniform like a onesie and then we got fake blood dump it all over him and he had a shovel and he wanted to go into like a Barnes & Noble a bookstore and say where's the book on dismantling bodies for dummies but y'all listen oh well red flags yet not all good all right it wasn't even working at all like that's why we stopped it like we're like dude this is not really working like we're just like whatever well like we'll see what we do with it and then we're just chilling outside there's some fans out there because I think we posted on snapchat so like they found us and then we're just chillin like taking pictures and stuff and then like three different like Security's what's it called like cut like seconds of cops like yeah it wasn't just like one County yeah all the counties gave a helicopter oh did they know what you were saying or was it just yes you look like well both places called the cops on me because we did target we did a pet store and they don't know what the pet store oh [ __ ] I said that but so that's why was to first degree mystery it's done now the to first agreement and where was this it was on Ohio from Ohio let's go Columbus cups here yeah why were you in Ohio um why are we heading I think we were meeting with the people that do our website yeah that's always teach pro-ice where they do no no did you were in Columbus Columbus yeah we're just chilling cuz we drive everywhere we do road trips so it's just like it makes our content more interesting so we were just passing through Columbus we're just doing that prank and we gonna [ __ ] no they don't [ __ ] how they do not find moon you know why you know why and it's not just Ohio I'm sure you you know this like effect Evan small towns people are bored they have nothing to do this is this is there they were like [ __ ] you shotgun yeah I know like didn't think of two in Canada this would be so unbelievable cuz it's so like safe but I feel like this [ __ ] actually goes on in the States like maybe like bath salts especially in Ohio I suspect that's where I'm that one dudes like to trap the girls in his basement for like years years is what is that correct Ariel Castro and I know what the facts yeah Brad cameraman like that's that's what and it probably happened like somewhere around there some like suburb outside of Columbus and it wasn't uh it was near the call it right Ohio State yeah you guys got balls dude yeah you know the crazy thing is when they rest put me in the back of the cop car cuz I like I just took off the painter [ __ ] like literally right truck I got arrested I don't know what I just did but like he told me in the cop car he's like if you were wearing that same outfit he's like you could've got open fired on like it was a call like there's a there's a murderer walking around this like the target area like that's how they roll can you imagine that store you wanted an elf boy might saw it get shot oh that's what I'm saying cops are shooting nowadays don't say that Canadian kinda do you say that again the same was rubbing off when you got off the cops are shooting nowadays it was like the fake accident after shooting nowadays they make fun of Canadians because I saw I saw your post where you said like you almost you must gosh I that was real yeah yeah that's well that's what they were saying to us when they pulled up on us they were kind of they're trying to scare the [ __ ] out of us they're like you're never leaving the country like you're like one of you and [ __ ] I thought he was like something to you Jesse so funny yeah like they weren't they weren't happened it he was well he was saying uh it was gonna be a felony and since I'm a flight risk that I wasn't getting out until are you rile are you a flight risk would you say maybe nah bro the scariest thing for us is getting find room estates like a little chick cry if we got they couldn't bail me out like they like they wouldn't give me bail cuz I would just go back to Canada not come back yeah a my voice is correct nothin I haven't liked so much I can are you ready still yeah look at me Halloween five five and twenty five your eyes ears yeah I know 24 and you guys are brothers nah we're son brothers don't [ __ ] told me you guys were broke [ __ ] duh Evan Evan anything I can see you being a flight risk you knew me like that ma'am yeah I'll throw you under the bus wearing his [ __ ] roots shirt I can see you being a flight risk on what on a bar - yeah hundred percent like that four hundred Rona's and just run out the back doors do that when you say flight risk like uh blacklisted for airlines no no no just like like you're not allowed to leave this country if because I would have had to let it dry thank you I to trial in Ohio if they let you out on bail they don't think you're gonna show up for your court because technically back to Canada never come back to America like clearly get you get extradited though right like we haven't yet audition relationship prime minister probably just leave us here probably so I think so yeah but I was gone or like you to the king to the territories yeah it's called you catch on Saskatchewan yeah you really killed this mug shot though I will say man should nail make a shirt you killed that mug shot you should have done that at a tsunami comedian [ __ ] you you did make a shirt you didn't you yeah we did oh that's the video yeah this was you getting out of jail I have no shoes yeah and everyone like that's the thing everyone thought this [ __ ] was fake like when we were doing it cuz they're like oh you guys made t-shirts and [ __ ] so it's like and it's so annoying whenever we get into legal [ __ ] we can never say stuff online I know because like our lawyers tell us not to say stuff sometimes like it's fake but yeah but now it's like you know why a filmed in the courtroom our lawyer got it whatever the night I saw how did you do that dude our motto Brad coffins a beauty he's actually a nail wait can you shoot everything can you show Jesse's face one more time when he first came out like just backing up a little bit yeah man man he did the look in your face bro was just like sheer just cuz let's see like tear like you were like y'all I'm so happy to be on he's just like damn what they say Jesse the the place Jesse went was [ __ ] the second worse jail and was it like North America yo yo yo or did you drop the [ __ ] soap when you were in I did not shower dude there was like [ __ ] on the [ __ ] walls what do you expect dude yo it was I've been in jail in Canada and like this is way sketchy oh well I think I donated no one she's not with me but like it was like the United Nations have to like do an investigation at that jail cuz there's like the torch or something going did anyone recognize you in there boys I think that's what kept me safe you had street cred you have real secret I was like I'm like oh I'm gonna shout out your [ __ ] rap album get out of here trying to like be like bros yo Jesse comes out with like tattoos on his face fully in a gang tattoos with sticks and [ __ ] oh good why'd you go to jail in a Canada that one we still can't talk about that's weird because of the charge like if we were to talk about it it would make what happened even where it's kind of thing so it's I've always wanted to that we shouldn't yeah yeah so what's uh it's no problem so what's the what's the consequences of this like what are the what do you have to do I'm slum community service or something oh dude they were pushing for Dale trying but my lawyer just killed it he got me down to I didn't get anything misdemeanor sighs hot I'm gonna expunged in here and then what do you know they started leave I got $25 fine and it got waived for jail time that's it that's it five so you didn't have to pay the 25 bucks no that's good I know I'm over that kind of my lawyer is like trying to like push for that I'm gonna do I'll [ __ ] pay how long were you in there um overnight like I said you know yeah it's like the Shawshank Redemption but I had to go through like yeah yeah yeah I ever think about escaping not escaping but it was weird no hope you want like a room where there's no windows you were like 15 other dudes and uh call that jet pop we're on but there's no security guards like they could do have a [ __ ] they wanted to you you got moved to the general population oh no that was after they bring you upstairs with like the bunks and [ __ ] yeah and like you play cards with like no monkey oh my monkey is a nickname yeah yeah I think you know why they called him that this was a this was one of the articles oh I'll try to get this thing taken down shelburne prankster turn to youtube star charged after latest run-in with police in the u.s. cuz yo oh oh were you reading the subtext here now boys warned by LAPD after coke prank on cops video generated more than 23,000 Jews yeah bro y'all was our first bang you got pulled over yeah yeah and what happened again you start talking about so we're just looking sketchy yeah yeah you know we wanted coke so like people would walk by and we're like you want coke you want coke and then we show them the cocaine but then we had the car rigged up and everything cuz we were gonna get people to open it and then the cops pulled up so we just [ __ ] went with it it GoPros all over the car yeah dope y'all got lucky too I feel it cuz the cops were cool they were super cool you get those hard ass cops were like oh no no but but it was a chick right the girl yeah she was cool how because it was Venice so it's like yeah first Ohio their life would not be sure in Venice like cokes legal they're like okay I'm pretty sure by now yeah absolutely false look on Pig that's a big book y'all so y'all saw the pig running and did it bit me that's cool why like it little nibble is cute it's not aggressive no I guess I you re yeah she's she's uh isn't working she's a [ __ ] yeah she sucks that's what we got the book though we cuz we you're learning is it one of those things were you bought it because it was cute and little and then it like now you like to have a second [ __ ] yes that between the answers of yes and no the answer to that is yes absolutely yes we bought a small little pig it was [ __ ] mom she said it was a mini pig yep apparently those don't [ __ ] exist bro no I read an article but they all grow into big pigs it's a pig yeah and now she's eating my Canadian guests grew into a mackerel pig I saw you guys were giving away a Lambo not to change the subject but I'm gonna do just [ __ ] that y'all got a an orange lambo you're giving away yeah yes we teamed up with this company called moose and they just approached us they're like yo we got a full Sun Lambo we want to team up with you guys what's a fit away weed me a full with a full Sandra brand full Sun yeah a cig yeah that's dope wait okay so what's the company that like how do you call your Lambo they just hit us up moose is a security company they bought the Lambo and then they we push it through our fans and then they buy entries and then so it's like $1.00 entries you can buy as many as you want we're gonna cut this part out but is there any way that I could we could rig it yeah hundred percent yeah we've already rigged it yeah I've already talked to Evan oh it's gonna happen yeah I wanted to drive and want this Lambo yeah again yeah he's got his pedals yeah don't have to get rowdy okay how we're supposed to get an orange lambo like that so when I see this brothers hits a hits be very deep in the party yeah seems like all three of you guys want this lamb burger should we [ __ ] enter it's only $1 $1 I was going enter as many as you want you guys should buy like 10,000 tickets you'll just win it yes how much money you guys making right now decent pretty good I mean we don't get paid off YouTube really like at all like if we were getting CPM like when we meet other youtubers and they tell us how much they make like if we're making that we'd be [ __ ] on but we never got that opportunity like make YouTube money so we make all our money off merch cuz your contents edgy yeah I can imagine bro like you get a million views in a video how much how much what's the return on that like we're lucky and we get one CPM like $1 or like a thousand personally that's if it doesn't get completely 100 bucks per million views no no a thousand we're lucky if we write wait but most of them get D monetized yeah so like no but we usually we went through a spa yeah 25 cents yeah and we are getting views that like when we were uploading three times a week like we were getting like 120 million views a month so it would have been decent money for us but we didn't see any of that room telling me $13 check in the minute all you guys you don't what do you need money for all you want to do is sip Ronis you know is that true slam ha is that all you want to do no what's the goal I mean yeah we want to like we always want like we're constantly reinvesting in our own brand and stuff like me and Jessie's dream is to have like a dope budget so we can shoot like like the best [ __ ] ever you know what I mean like work honestly always reinvesting in our content like so I think that that's one of our big goals to it just like yeah do the crazy ballon you know but we're very like you got a business done John I'm sure of course I guess everyone does in the ship but not everyone bro not at some people are just like yeah yeah I feel like you could tell you guys just watch your content and there's definitely a layer there that goes deeper than just being ya know for sure yeah [ __ ] aunque yeah yeah ah your shits hilarious i watch this i watch this one the other day this is [ __ ] comedy this one is hilarious I was the backlit everyboy Steve so what was what happens you go to a college you just start smoking the black in class yeah bro you lecture ones are just like you just get in their lecture hall we got nine oh five that films we just choose a spot you kind of like settle in like blend in for a bit and then you just go for it so we've done that one we've done like drinking dropping out lecture pricks are always funny that's great look what their bar yeah honestly I'm not gonna lab I smoked a huge blonde for her class like I'm kind of tripping out right now with the cosines and the Squared's and stuff are these notes gonna be online cuz I'd can't I can't I'm like tripping right now like I don't know what happened look me up with og Bobby Johnson I just can't because there's like I can't be dealing with kosis and squares that you don't even like I just ripped a huge honey backwards so I'll be out but I'll show up for the midterm though I'm gonna kill that [ __ ] what's the honey backward I don't know that's the best flavor about it don't get all I don't do that it's like it's a blunt right like a bunt yeah I'm [ __ ] the best the best things you guys the best thing these guys do is especially Kyle is their Naaman glacier there's nobody there they're like vocabulary like can you play the one of them at with that with the dad at the hockey rink of the canyon you do you do say hilarious hilarious a it so quickly efficiently and like impactfully that it's effective where are [ __ ] dude Kyle is insane my fans like what where do you guys look is this just Canadian slang like watch I think a lot of people like talk like that in like yeah I'd say in Canada so give some context for this big beauty but it's exaggerated hockey boys what's happening here this one's like a fake hockey Scout prank so he's just watching his son's game so I was just going up to him just being like pretending to be a face say first guy was like yo how many points your kids getting but I was like talking about off I [ __ ] like banging broads like questions like we want because your son he doesn't have a lot of hang on his puppy now with that we should probably loosen the chin straps a bit get a bit of hang on there yeah because there's like there's a couple girls this age in the audience too right I don't know if you've heard of Patrick Kane study but we found a huge correlation between like getting kills and like a nice performance that's like something we really focus on what kind of what's getting kills kills is like when you bang a girl yeah how many kills you got like that's the hashtags hogs hashtag jingles hashtag I have I wanna I wanna in the best part I'm one an aside Mike's like really nice video I just want to I just don't you think about if I wanted to play this ring I would have brought it up beforehand like yeah of course that's why there's more than one person but I have a list of Canadians lying here I want I want to go through it with you guys cuz Canadian slang is dope and I would like to learn some ready let's go Oh what is this that's Jessie slamming hogs slamming hogs just pack and choose packet like packet digger wouldn't do yeah can you use in a sense um let's pack some hogs you know me and Mike were at the party other day we were like slamming hogs and then like we played pong that's actually true - yeah that happened yeah what night we go out we went to the we went to the cloud and a couple nights out everybody rice was there with his new his new girlfriend yeah who else was there it was pretty lit actually I didn't expect it to be that literally nope you're at the phase house actually yeah y'all have any uh favorite people you collab with or see when you come to LA we just did another video with Vitaly yesterday wild man he's aw he's always just like gets me fired up it's always a maybe doing the shift for a long time see you like you know I mean when you work with another prankster - like you caught it will push each other - like you could tell he was like we were pushing him and he was pushing us like outdo each other and [ __ ] so that's fun when you're when you're like in these dudes face like talking about slamming hogs and [ __ ] how do you not break character bro I don't know like how do you know I laugh at other people sometimes but like myself I don't know I don't laugh myself but if Jesse says something funny sometimes if we do the shot together like I'll laugh at what he says yeah well he can do shots together really we can well if you don't do too many good like say the most ridiculous [ __ ] you're in the zone your knowing is like that like I had never acted before and we did a movie recently fooling thing and I realize like when you get in that zone bro nobody's breaking you know you're not being broken by and that means I think you could probably act up and you're thinking about the clip you know I mean you're like you're envisioning how you're gonna edit it like you make him say how funny you want to say for your next line like it's like you're like manipulating I mean yeah you all had it yeah we did we feel like we're editing on the go I mostly like filming the prank like not gonna lie sometimes like we'll stutter like a line so hard like I'll buckle and then I literally just restate again who cares other guys that like editing on the while you're filming you don't like that all the time yeah yeah especially with pranks you say something the wrong way comes out the wrong way just literally repeat yourself yeah and a real life the person is like what are you [ __ ] sometimes you get a better reaction the second time did you just repeat doesn't react just say it again yeah that's funny pack and choose that's slamming hugs yeah same [ __ ] it's like I sent another packing shoes with the boys origin there of like how got like really yeah like is it Latin I don't know oh god it'd be beauties what are the beauties thank you really go yeah you called your lawyer a beauty yeah he's just like like a cool guy keep mister do is a chance he probably get like beauties it's associated with getting kills so like if you get kills you're most likely a beauty we got an uber like that guy thought it was over Excel fits about seven people we had I think 13 people right and and like eight things of beer like yeah two Coronas and bottles and [ __ ] you said to the lady hey lady can we bring the 13 of us and these beers in years a person who were and she said yeah yeah that's it he said to me I sat next rigo's Mike careful with her future beauty alert uh okay no wife you lay why feeler she was wifey I know she's hot too no she was married remember yeah she's still wifey though yeah life she's wifey to somebody you know yeah someone just not Mike was wheeling her though in the front seat I'm sure these are the next one yeah like Waylon Whelan it wheel wheel in da so getting kills is having sex [ __ ] yes yeah are they interchangeable can you say like gettin hop getting hog slammin kills no no no you hear I've never been to Canada so I don't know exactly I think I'm allowed in Canada is this personal question y'all get kills yes we get kills course oh yeah one virgin I'll believe you locked up at the moment but like you know oh you both locked up you know is that you guys say that guys are coughed I'm cuffed you're not [ __ ] coughed are you you guys are out of town cuffed you girls are you've got behind you guys were having all those conversations with dudes the other night at the party straighten up yeah we're only on hit on holy [ __ ] I did not I never took you guys for a relationship types yeah it's been on and off like all summer I was kind of [ __ ] doing my thing but how now how's the fame like treating her is she cool with the fact that you're surrounded by beauties all the time yeah it's definitely tough like you don't even mean we went on like a tour thing to this one we were like single too but it's you know what I mean it's a different lifestyle you go back and forth but I don't know I feel like it it gets old you know they mean kinda just like going hard all the [ __ ] time like [ __ ] it does get old and that's why it's dangerous so here's how Mike is still going let me I was just about to say it's not him as much he loves being locked up locked down whatever it's called I'm envious I just am NOT I'm just not I think a part of it with me is that I don't have that like emotional I'm not in touch with my emotions enough yeah to create that bond like I'm envious bro like congratulations on my longest relationship over the past five or six years has been two weeks that's a world record for me I mean I'm that's Guinness Book really yeah and it was a real beauty what are your left or right hand right okay left hand I can't even get a good rhythm going don't you guys feel like though come on can like what about here I was gonna ask you guys we come here like once in a while but we're gonna be here for a while now but like isn't it [ __ ] with the girls here we're all like Thai do you guys like an L a date but like going around just like smashing all the time like the girls are [ __ ] there's no life there's no loving this yeah there's no lovin this is there there is very small is a very very small amount you got it's a attack it takes a miracle I'm not gonna lie like something's gotta happen the Stars got outta line like full moon like yes there was a Blood Moon like that type of [ __ ] yeah that's what happens it's got to be under circumstance like that you like find a girl that's not a thought no offense to all the thoughts I love you I do haven't by the way I was thinking cuz you would like you love relationships right I love to love you love to love he's a lover you don't have a follow-through bro I was I was bleeding out of my mouth today because my tonsil thing and still happening oh yeah bleeding out my mouth profusely like profusely twice and I don't know why it's not crossed my mind I go you have no follow-through bro like you have you have like girls that you've talked to but I need you to follow through everything we mean is like you don't just hang out with him once like he's getting oh he's getting killed take him to a dinner know what he's getting kills not not not it's not boring as [ __ ] sometimes yeah okay so you haven't found the right girl I mean I noticed um no but yeah but maybe he's in a different place to like that's another thing about me like I don't it's not always just not the non ability to make that relationship it's sometimes I'm just so busy with this and with with that and with like baby you know and not picky no but it's like it's like I'm going out I'm doing this I'm doing that and by the way in this city its dimes on dimes row like it's hard because you're like cuz you're like any you know no no no majority of them suck like let's be honest the majority didn't suck like as well this lifestyle there's like I was saying you're saddling and yeah like they're like do you think you're falling in love with them or like you have a good thing going then they're on a trip with Daddy to Mykonos they're popping Molly with some six year old dude and you're like wow you know that's like you know but that's not the best of the girls you go for but that's the majority of Kunal by CD no but I'm just saying like Evan I've seen some like quality curls wrong and I need you to follow through that guy's your boy I'm saying he's turfing we got Doughboy tatra nice yeah which one of these girls was quality exactly because one of them was the girl let me know right now the one you met in acting class bro chirpin over here yeah what happened in acting class set seven matee so seven years old it's perfect beauty you can learn so much from her she's got wisdom here and hair bro yeah yeah I'm only 21 show it you're talking one yeah all do you think I was high roll dur Evelyn thinks I'm hold it why is that lot of people think I'm older because I've been in the game no I'm just [ __ ] old like an epic party like a guy I picture like if we were in high school and like you were if you're four years younger than me like I just did we vibed like we're the same age yeah surprisingly when I was a freshman I would I hung around the senior class a lot not only hang out the older kids yeah I never hang out with people my age when you were a senior did you ever bully kids could you oh you actually might actually came to me and cried to me today about how much I was like I can't take any more you literally are the maggot kid and I'm the elder playing the drum like straight up but I wake up every day I'm calm down my pee song this is Evan remember at USC UCLA or whatever bullied that one kid oh you did you [ __ ] you you mean this it made me do that too this is why I want to have Evan on cuz uh you you bullied you guys together bullied that one kid not boy Jake yeah guys come on guys come on Matt I have class come on come on sir you know which way to gym like I'm getting bullied yeah why did that girl kick the [ __ ] trash camera that was she stopped she just stopped at the top of the staircase and we me a cobbler look at it I was just like you wanna help us sure it colors over it just like kicks in helps us that is like the opposite of the culture we want to question right now I know I mean it's not blue socks bro yeah bullying shitty what if it's jokingly bullying like it's not it's like like your friendly YouTube video games that now like I joke when I jokingly bully with you but then you come and cry to me like it but when you do oh no big difference because chirping and bullying yeah I've a loving relationship with you it's almost like you're my brother and you just and you make me feel so sad so sad am he's have you guys ever fought like fist-fought any of you guys like got drunk just got mad each other oh I've been lately any story I told them yesterday I said I hope I said I'll throw you through a [ __ ] wall the one time that's what I said you both we're drinking what do you do oh you got physical me and you had the w or night yeah oh is this the night I was especially mean yeah I was actually getting scared I don't know what half a we wrestle a lot we playfully yeah don't know history and I know my strength that strength owes no I don't know this how y'all know when you drink sometimes you just like yeah yeah whiskey extra brolic this night and feeling good like blood pumping through my veins and I see my boy Evan I happened to lock eyes with the wrong way yo what's up and I'm just and I saw oh wait he's like yo like all jokes aside you're really scared you just kept going with it it's all in my book it's all of a book I've been starting a book house what's it called before Mike interrupted you oh yeah it's got living at the Maverick house oh yeah what all goes down I will read it many people know what goes down we're learning look that's better yeah he makes voice notes you call you call him a party god before never gone ham at war with you so remember what happened he was boozing oh yeah we're good we were killing it oh yeah you smashed your bottle well I didn't know don't you like you like it someone's top of their beer bottle so it like fizzes like we like you doesn't smash is my beer and you [ __ ] do you know you know what happened you guys went that night that night is another reason why I get angry when he bullies me okay because was up yeah no no because no no no do y'all know you don't you all know the follow-through yeah yeah to happen that night with that growing up oh yeah here we go showing not really but he on it oh yeah show this video oh it's on the phone [Laughter] so here's deal he said I'm Tim you guys you guys I was sober obviously yeah they had the mic balloons and everything Mike ended up cutting the e off so just said Mick at one place this kids this kids this kid's boozing and he's boozing he falls you know one point you guys knock him over on the table it kicks all the bottles I mean you guys are yeah you guys it's our first night out we were kind of like beautiful slammin hogs we get each other fired up with utilities I was sober I should all said I'm drunk he knows how it's what it's like going out with me just I don't know what it is he's so fun to drink with so I go I go I go up to him he's slamming bottles of tequila like upside down bottle right I go to him at the end of the night it's 1:30 I go if I'm taking off I'm leaving I gotta go I was like do you want to comment over we get an uber and we're on the way home and I smelled tequila and I go damn this kid [ __ ] snuck a bottle tequila in a car wait the one we stole no he didn't steal it the bottle oh you know what it was it was the tequila coming up all over the [ __ ] seat of the uber so I go I go to the uber driver uber driver guy you got a pull off the next exit so he pulls over I clean the whole [ __ ] off with paper towels with my bare hands while he watches okay cuz I'm a good friend to him that doesn't deserve be bullied clean the whole [ __ ] off getting all of my pants and everything I say to the uber driver guy uber driver guy I clean that whole mess [ __ ] charge me tomorrow morning 50 bucks yeah wait did he drop you off at this house right here that's why I charge yeah exactly and you want to know what Evan was saying them don't worry you could charge us we got money we got money we don't care we got money we got Mike thanks $750 charge of my [ __ ] car remember that lame party we went to we stole that bottle yeah using a mission this is so good no I'm being so sneaky like no one sees me that's why I've been so funny that's like you give me those eyes you're just like it's gonna you go talk to that guy well you distract this guy and I'm gonna go into your legs we're gonna [ __ ] it man oh yeah it was such an amazing high yo I have more I have more Canadians thing I think so waist you wrote a season yeah what is this you guys say Rona's that's not like a thing can we just like our spring or summer winter when there's rona season you guys know about seasons what is Ronis season when it's Ronis using what is aronia like one winter groans I gets around a season but you never really know where you're gonna end yeah you knew that you were you're just doing that for the oh this is you new yeah and of course I knew that I'm clarifying for the [ __ ] audience who doesn't know what it is Mike have you really pissing me off this podcast all you've been doing is talking long stories that can be simplified into 10 second about that I haven't I haven't learned the speediness fact comment below if you think mike has talked too much this podcast you would be honest be honest we want to hear your feedback have you approached do we still talk to you do it still do partership know you should I don't know they like I mean their marketing is like old old laying on the couch like they're not gonna be like getting [ __ ] up we wanted to do a video like Coronas advertising Bursar's like a video likes y'all only drink beer I'm a beer guy liquor sleep I'm a link I'll take shots and chips stuff I can't drink every day was a waste you waste you is that thing is that I was like I don't say it that's like Toronto slang like it's not like all of Canada we don't really talk like that like the fam and like yeah I heard this once wait what is it what's a waste you know that night I would know Drake says it yeah someone younger than you know isn't it like someone that's like a you tis a Utica like a [ __ ] boy or some [ __ ] it doesn't sound good like if someone call me oh cool it means like not cool like you're wasted you're not like yo means you're dope that kid with the magaz he awaits you would you say no what would that make America great again hat in that video I don't I don't even I don't I haven't seen the video I can't call my waist you can getting polish it's walk out of context he's a [ __ ] waste tank yeah thank you now I'm bullying do you guys watch if you guys watch you consume content yeah yeah like YouTube documentaries Netflix type [ __ ] um like who do we watch yeah a lot of podcasts right now honest yeah [ __ ] up really I watched all your guys [ __ ] no way I watched the 9 Club some in skateboarding and she's the best on the podcast on impossible um I like Mike Mike's the nail gun on the show I agree he's like the nail gun but what happens if you just yeah you can't just have a nail yeah like yeah yo what do you like about podcasts cuz uh this happened with vlogging I before I got into vlogging I wasn't really sure like who could like who watched his vlogs I didn't understand what was the sensationalism about watching someone's life and then I started and it blew up on my god there really is an audience for this so what do you like about podcasts cuz I'm a bit confused how people have an hour to just sit and listen to I'm I actually follow this it's like legit everyone needs to listen to the radio yeah and you listen to people talk you don't just listen to music and then we into this whole like 10-year span where we just listen to music when we drive now it's like I got all I do when I Drive and I listen to like podcast and it's like you miss listening to someone talk then like getting to know someone learning things like Joe Rogan shave on the road we like cuz we drove here so we watched a couple episodes and [ __ ] so I was like no like we're like oh [ __ ] like which was an hour which ones you watch Riley read my publicist told me uh starti oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] yeah that part oh and then he saw the stories like the uber and the Home Depot so nine I was trying to create his own story as a man gets a bj by the way that kotas last show to happen I don't know exactly what my publicist said I can't have any more porn stars she says she she said I you want to get you want to get like the real stars on your show like a listers I was like yeah she goes ooh more important oh yeah is that your most viewed one I'm not the desi one was cuz because I think it was like super relevant it's up there though it's up it's yeah it's just juicy Brower like people as much as people the thumbnails are deep throating of a mic it's gonna it's gonna do some numbers you know we were supposed to be going to a VA Nords in Vegas okay next weekend yep got shut down yes we were excited it's not what's up or a draw it's the relative premiere convention I mean every porn star is there just tits but that's the exactly that's the exact problem is like it's not like not good look man no it's not that what about Netflix you watching did you see that oh yeah did you see that fire fire festival documentary oh thanks so watch i watch on shallow documentaries yeah your festival aid it's it's brand new water came out my god less than a week ago did you see it this thing is incredible incredible one of the best Doc's ever seen you know about the fire festival yeah that it's his festival that was extremely blown out of proportion people consumers were sold the dream of this festival on an island where you could go and hang out with your favorite celebrities and watch some of the top music artists play and perform and it was like a luxury it was a luxury vacation and promoted by the biggest influencers Kylie Jenner or Kendall yeah yeah gigi hadid yeah Coachella on an island yeah yes well brought to you by Kanye good music and blink when like and it was sold as this like luxury package that you could buy into high price point like all the coolest like and it has never happened bro no it happened but they used a hurricane shelter tents instead of villas to house 33% of the people they sold tickets to they're fools they oversold they simply put they bit off more than they could chew way more I mean all this millions dollars of funding from investors millions of dollars of ticket sales and then promised these like villas and this high-end experience and the one picture you know that broke the story it's it's just this two slices of bread and a piece of cheese and like salad in like a plastic card oh that was like and that was the luxury 5 5 RI spa Frazee and the dude that was behind it yeah he's they do they put it on uh mmm some of the Billy build MacFarlane or I don't his name is uh he's going to prison for 60 years bro like a serious thing big ceeze one brought out the wazoo did you see ja Rule was involved he was the met partner well how is he not facing legal generation generally they put it on the non celebs you know they just say hey let's throw the way the key with this loser ja Rule but job that name like well that job will get back to work making platinum albums you know back to the back to the nineties I was the deep boys guy yeah I thought 50 cent but I put that dude in the coffin a long time ago I guess he's still kicking around uh-oh I want to do the audio only QA right now but uh yo you guys for coming on boys all Seamus [ __ ] of course but I hope you have an amazing time in LA what else you got planned um possibly a Netflix show we're uh we're working with um I don't think yeah I'm like it's one like a pretty big manager in like the game I'd say like a top three or top five artists and then like the people that did like a really big prank show too so we're gonna pitch it to like Netflix like all that it's pretty like all-star lineup so they say so yeah I think try to stay yeah I think we're moving working on Jesus and they're begging in February so we're moving in to the house like he's got a little uh like guest house first off afterwards because we will vie for that instead actually we'd prefer to absolutely not no sorry right now this would be a sin ho the house is completely full legitimately don't have any rooms left oh it's Mike again just doing his thing gonna [ __ ] party yeah we're gonna see you guys all right where can they find you you're on Instagram at and no poison that boys very easy ladies and gentlemen the nut boys if you were not subscribed make sure to subscribe for every list of podcasts iTunes YouTube Spotify etc we love you thank you for listening audio only QA with the nut boys right now take it easy fish don't [ __ ] move

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Length: 45min 19sec (2719 seconds)

Published: Wed Jan 23 2019