The NBA Just Went Full Defcon-2!

um what happened on that first play everybody seen what happened nobody had your view what my view the NBA just went DEC 2 we just witnessed a pandemic of gamewinners a pandemic of elbows and of course a pandemic of hilarious moments this week in the NBA was a movie and the cinema Starts Now chapter 1 last Saturday too old for this is Saturday was one of the craziest days we've had in the NBA in a minute and that's saying a lot it all started in the City of Angels where ad got an unfortunate makeover mid game Davis has not been back on the floor or the bench since going back to the locker room at the end of the first quarter he got poked in the eye late in the quarter my man went from NBA superstar to Lenny from The Simpsons but trust me when I tell you he wouldn't be the only one this night in the NBA was absolutely cursed however while ad was seeing Stars ruie hachimura decided to go into the octagon with the rim haimura off the bounce left handed throw it down LeBron was feeling himself dropping 40 big ones you know the king is in his bag when he starts doing this passing has been just superb here in the first half the rookie gets back out on James five on the 24 three-pointer count it and the foul but the real Shenanigans started in the fourth when the shot clock decided to go on a coffee break the shot clock malfunctioned on five straight plays and the clock's not moving still not working still not working wow this is downright comical or it would be be comical it wasn't so sad the shot clock is not moving even LeBron had to let the announcers know he's too old for this nonsense this after what felt like an eternity of clock confusion they finally decided to keep time with a stopwatch with the Lakers PA man playing the role of Father Time himself all right now they're going to go with the manual stopwatch Lawrence tanter is going to announce the time the delay may have aged LeBron by a decade because when the game resumed Curry put clamps on the chosen one James drives on Curry stolen by Curry taken away yes this was the chef's first game back from that sprained ankle and he decided to serve up a 31-point special Curry flavored of course to Curry side step step back three-pointer puts it in and the foul Steph Curry coming alive the Lakers were favored by one and a half but lost by seven points however in htown Tristan Thompson came back after a 25 game suspension for violating the League's anti-drug policy and his first order of business elbow drop on the team's best player fire oh mother Thomson donov it and caught him cleanly ladies and gentlemen that right there is what a broken nose looks like but despite the chaos the Rockets were blasting off like they had SpaceX Rockets strapped to their backs and pocket th with a two-handed hammer jayen green continued his impressive streak dropping 26 point points as the Cavs who were favored by five lost by 14 points extending Houston's winning streak to five straight games meanwhile in New Orleans we had Jose Alvarado catching an elbow of his own the the Min they let it go and then being rewarded with a technical for his troubles and he's bleeding the thing is Jose's bleeding right but Zion was set on proving Steven A Smith wrong and this time it was the Blazers paying for Steven a running his mouth as Jose tried to front the play Naji H the receiving end their chemistry naji's ability to know where Zion is going joined by CJ and Ingram they combined for 78 points leading the Pelicans who were favored by 13 to a 19point w and with this loss the Blazers officially punched their ticket out of playoff contention for this year but while the Blazers were licking their wounds Dennis Rodman was getting a hero's welcome in Chicago [Applause] I want know say man thank you celebrating the people we love while they are still with us what a novel concept the Bulls broadcast on the other hand fell prey to a classic fake out the good old fake W bomb we have breaking news Adrian wowski reporting that Derrick Rose is retiring after 15 Seasons how about the wow Derrick Rose retiring after 15 years oh man it just it just hurts that hurts me later mandm realized they got tricked might have been tricked did you get tricked did we get tricked we might have got tricked I'm still looking I don't see any confirmation just yet is that the breaking news that you got tricked breaking news I got tricked baby was all cap but at least the Bulls took care of business on the court the Wizards thought they were bull fighters but immediately realized they were the ones being hunted IO dmu delivered the ultimate blow putting on a scoring Clinic of his life Here Comes dosumu again 30 points for the first time in his NBA career IO dosumu a 30 piece little hot sauce with that the Bulls were favored by 9 and2 but they pounded the Wizards by 29 Points meanwhile while Maxi was catching flagrant two Strays from Brandon Miller for no reason Maxi on the rookie Miller and that's an offensive foul as he elbow Tyrese right in the face ant was howling over the 7- foot Goliath Kesler hero steps one for the n one opportunity love that but the craziness peaked in Sacramento where Monk's hustle ended in a detour route to the front row seats back tap out let's see Malik monk goes into the expensive seats and there Josh Tiff's going to call jump ball and Malik is heated sabonis did it again his 49th consecutive double double there's that man Damas sabonis your lead leader in rebounds however the Brunson burner got activated and ended in a 45-point masterpiece with this performance JB became the first Nick since Melo in 2014 to go 40 plus in back-to-back games here's Brunson on the feed 18 points last time out in the paint and in clutch time he capped it all off by leaving Keon Ellis on Frozen seeing dust clouds shaped like L's Brunson directing traffic driving puts it up 40 for brunon joining an exclusive Club he's only the fourth Nick in franchise history to score 40 in back-to-back games the kings were favored by three but lost by seven points chapter 2 Sunday night everyone gets a gamewinner in a whirlwind of three-point barges and jaw-dropping performances Sunday night in the association proved once again why the NBA is the ultimate spectacle the nail-biting action began in Dallas Texas where Lively and Gafford managed to tame the Joker holding the golden face of efficiency to just 38% shooting from the field yic lumbering ahead here's yic all the way inside is mystified as to why he did not get a whistle there but it was in clutch time where everything went insane with less than 30 seconds left in the game blue arrow went full coldblooded to take the lead here's Murray 30 seconds to go Murray a three you the blue arrow delivers so Luca magic decided to answer back with his own magical spell Denver Trail by 13 with 835 to go they've been on a 20 to4 run since donic to tie he got it tie game 105 all the slightest of differences game and shot clock but with less than 3 seconds left in the game Kyrie went to the Apex to defy all logic keep it inbound CBA looking in for Irving Irving for the win oh Bo oh Bo a self PA finish from Kyrie Irving just absurd it was Ramadan he did it on an empty stomach no food or water just pure basketball magic after the game Kai explained where his greatness comes from I like to say I'm a mix of all the greats that have come before me and I've watched a ton of film on them the Nuggets were favored by one but lost by two points as they dropped a half game behind Oklahoma City for the West's best record meanwhile in mtown Duncan Robinson was making history Reign from downtown as he became the Usain Bolt of three-point shooting hitting 1,00 threes faster than anyone in NBA history the big man Duran is on dunk and he'll fire anyway kabo fastest to 1,000 triples in NBA history congratulations Duncan Jimmy Butler was out so Robinson decided to take the lead proving that when the going gets tough the tough Get Buckets 2 minutes 2 seconds left a three on the way and in and the bou a chance at a four-point play for Mr three himself however the game came down to this tie game Pistons have the ball they can have the last shot but then Cade happened shot clock is off Cunningham will look to win it for Detroit with a three 7 seconds left and it instantly backfired on 4 seconds three get it off bam for three yes bam wins the game with a three here's the problem though problem George is that the Pistons went too early and I asked the question how many times can this happened to the Pistons bam has been in the league for seven years he had only made 11 threes up until this point in his career quality over quantity indeed Evan forier was irate as he kicked the ball into orbit out of frustration the heat were favored by 5 and a half but they'll take that slim three-point Victory any day of the week while all this was happening Sam Hower transformed into a human flamethrower again out Hower he's going to get convicted for arson that's 10 the fact that he went undrafted should be a crime punishable by death but he wasn't the only one Bobby poris came off the bench like a man possessed and torched the Suns into submission ptis fakes now fires and hits and ptis can't miss right now five of five Bro went five of five from Beyond The Arc dropping 25 points in the first half alone leading the Bucks to tie an NBA record for most threes in a half with 18 ptis wide open as a trailer of course everything going Frank vogle disgusted with his defense wide open poris lets it Fly hits another one 25 for CIS 61 points for Milwaukee p is firing up the crowd down in Orlando we found the rookies trolling everyone with the suggestive Jersey swap rookies Anthony black and Grady dick exchanging jerseys but Wy decided to steal the show up and in my goodness and then the Austin audience approves Wy behind the back goes up lays it in the kid put up a monster stat line 33 points 16 rebounds seven blocks and seven assists but when it came down down to crunch time it was Kellin Johnson who came through Johnson yes on the final play of the fourth quarter Dennis Schroeder decided he wasn't done playing yet sending the game to OT with flair shuder B fake three ball Kaboom tie game in overtime we Bama was a brick wall shuder 28 seconds left shuder inside blocked we Bama got another one man's defense is so impossible that sometimes it looks like goal tending the Spurs were favored by two but they walked away with a seven-point victory as the Nets now have to contemplate the following question is Bridges a franchise centerpiece or is he more of a bridge to nowhere chapter 3 Monday night holy crap while Sunday was all about those clutch shots Monday night in the NBA decided to flip the script with some gravity defying aerial assaults the disrespect began in Utah where ant went on an absolute Rampage in the second half scoring or assisting on 42 points in that half alone during this Rampage Anthony Edwards decided to turn John Collins into John the baptized on National Television another turnover for Utah Edwards gets it back and threw it down and won the dunk was so ferocious that ant dislocated a finger in the process and Collins had to be out for the rest of the game on concussion protocol ant himself was as surprised as anyone by his own dunk saying it is the best of his career oh my God hey that was my best dunk in my career I'm not going to lie but at least Collins got a souvenir out of it a Jersey as a consolation prize and speaking of insane dunks Jaylen Johnson obliterated Reeves with a slam so monstrous it could turn a werewolf into a vegan Jayla Johnson he goes right up and over Austin Reeves oh my goodness Reeves took it like a champ even cracking a joke afterward um what happened on that first play everybody's seen what happened nobody had your view want my view but give him credit because he quickly recovered channeling his inner Grand Theft Alvarado before the Slick Showtime dime wood is that's the third time atin LeBron from Austin sorry Michael what a play Anthony Davis proved he has Wolverine like healing abilities because after getting poked in the eye less than 48 hours prior mans shook it off and came back to play a full game oh Davis with authority meanwhile LeBron was dropping 25 points like it was just another day at the office Braun going to go to the rim here he goes can't stop him you haven't been able to do it 21 years what makes you think you're going to do it now well they're not going to stop the BR back hand lay up beautiful D'Angelo Russell led the Lakers with 27 and he lit up the Hawks from Beyond The Arc tying the Lakers record for three-pointers in a single season poly the ball can almost bounce there it is oh there it is he's tied Nick fan EXO favored by nine points La Cruis to Victory by 31 points snapping a two- game skid in the process at the same time time in sack toown the announcer's curse was in full swing to knock down the free throws second longest active streak in the NBA comes to an end I'm not taking blame for that one I'm not taking blame for that I don't believe in that I don't believe in but amidst the chaos the Kentucky connection took over fo Kentucky Kentucky connection sabonis notched his 50th straight double double Malik would have di while Malik monk continued waging a full-on war with the rim Malik on the triple Dy oh my God he went po 12 of his 28 points came in overtime alone leading the 11 and 1 half favored Kings to a 10o victory but in Boston the Celtics were serving up a piping hot dish of domination Derek white cooked up his first ever triple double certainly Dead Hand L tried to elevate over white he didn't know that guy block shots Tatum holiday Hower and Horford were all out in this game so JB decided to take the Reigns dropping 31 points in just three quarters here he goes he's flying the Celtics who were favored by 15 ended up steamrolling the Pistons by 25 points however while Andre Drummond was getting a crash course in physics on the dribble Drummond Falls he leans in he's going to get two right at the cup Drummond trying to collect himself lost leg couple of Limbs here and there yeah it's not three but it's a squeaky wheel the Knicks got some more bad news over at Chase Center OG is out with that right injury management that right elbow management rather W the warriors were healthy against the hospital Nicks and Draymond was doing his best defensively down and has it taken away but none of it was enough against the Knicks Juggernaut Jaylen Brunson went nuclear exploding for 34 points runon gets inside put it on a highlight reel sophomore guard McBride had a career game outplaying the chef himself shot clock a three McBride a three bang miles McBride from downtown and of course Josh Hart played the entire game yes all 48 minutes coach tibs has no chill whatsoever the warriors were favored by seven but ended up losing by the same amount chapter 4 Tuesday night do you know who I am on Tuesday we had magic disrespect and instant regret shortly thereafter first of all dtic had me asking has anyone ever seen Luca and David Blaine in the same room before what a pass by Luca to exm for three yes sir good pointer here is a long pass up ahead and flight 55 is Soaring Over The Alamo City Wonder Boy had an off night though donic is blocked again oh Mama but he still managed to end the game with a triple double the Spurs were having a struggle Fest of their own shooting just over 40% from the field and with Ramadan Kyrie in full effect the outcome was inevitable oh wow Kyrie Irving another buer Vader Luca gave it up to Kyrie now Kyrie puts it down pulls up hits again the Mavericks were favored by nine and ended up winning by six points sweeping their four-game season series against the Spurs however in Minneapolis the man with the Hops of a kangaroo on steroids made another appearance oh yes the follow slam from man it is ant's playground out here ant went off dropping his fourth straight 30-point game usually this would be enough but when the best player in the world is on the other team more is required The Joker was shocked that anyone in their right mind would intentionally leave him open yish will fire from deep and swish the three you going let me shoot that in Serbian that expression reads do you know who I am even Minnesota's commentary crew knew what was up Nico yic should have four MVPs he's going to probably win MVP I'm betting that he's going to win MVP again should have won last year joic and Michael Porter Jr combined for 61 points but at the end of the game it was deja vu all over again Edwards clock winding down pull off Beat the Clock sword and that's how this ball game comes to a close the Nuggets were expected to win by eight but they edged out of Victory Victory by just three points while Zion was taking the Nets to the trampoline park throw it up na yeah he will Z on the finish what a l by niji those two are insane the magic were having fun at The Hornet's expense three on Two And Caro behind the back sus for three but in the state capital one half of the Thompson brothers caught a body crossover and dunk for a at Thompson and his brother from another mother was also balling green turns a corner Blows By him goes to the rim and throws it up and in plus the foul somebody got to show these Wizards how to play this game green pull back three oh it's a w it is a w credit where credit is due Jaylen green has started stepping into his own lately the question now is can he continue being this effective once alprin shenon the best player on the team comes back the Rockets were favored by 10 and 1 half but they clinched a victory by 13 points they've been on fire lately winning six straight and sitting pretty with an 8-1 record in their last nine Games chapter 5 Wednesday night destroyer of drop coverage from record-breaking performances to an outbreak of dogs hump day in the association had it all in OKC we found Chad holgren choosing violence on everybody this my goodness take a picture of the last longer folks and if anyone dared to stand in his way that meant that they had chosen death some plays here early fourth quarter like that one from Chad hen who plays right through that Utah defense for the flush the kid was Unstoppable dropping 35 points and tying his career high with 14 rebounds of course the certified 31-point addict put up another 31-point performance got by George easy move George not much defense after the game the Thunder reminded us that they indeed have more chemistry than a high school science [Music] experiment um just uh somebody call animal control because OKC has themselves some dogs meanwhile in Boston Dame was carrying the bucks without the Greek Freak Lillard for three wow got it pat Bev decided to add to the collection by in Luke good moves fade away for pev who gives it too small he's good for one of those he's good for one of those per game float game is good Pat Beverly giving the two little sign again to the seven foot Luke cornette so Pritchard asked coach to put him in the game so he could cook some venison to avenge his brother BR it open uhoh PR is going back at him shot clock down to five got to go to work no way yeah J he check oh he set off the smoke detector Richard heat he got smoked for everybody tonight here 13 points off the bench in limited minutes Jason Tatum on the other hand casually obliterated the Bucks drop coverage Tatum in Rhythm for three lined up the scams and laces it this time there is not a Defender near him leading the Celtics who were favored by 10 and a half to take advantage of the absence of Giannis winning by three points for their seventh straight dub while Malik Monk's personal Vendetta with the rim continued oh wow look at that it in the star down as well Isaiah Thomas finally found his way back to the court to everyone's delight and we get the welcome back pulling on an NBA jersey once again it Isaiah Thomas and look at that smile Grayson Allen ignited tying his career high with nine three-pointers Boy book had the defender up finds Allen instead in a why not meanwhile Drew Eubanks had a moment he'd probably want to forget bounces it down to Eubanks haven't seen something like that in a while but in the end history was made Kevin Durant passed Shaq to become number eight on the NBA's all-time scoring list Durant from the free throw line and pass Shaquille O'Neal he goes Shaq was a Class Act graciously congratulating Easy Money Sniper on this accomplishment Kevin Durant first of all I want to say congratulations for passing me to become eighth on the NBA's all-time scoring list well deserved but you know it doesn't stop here I probably see you at see if you can get to number one anyway I'm happy for you tarantula but the most insane occurrence of the night took place in Rip City somehow James Harden short circuited forgetting which team he was playing for accelerates Kawai catch and shoot three and when the claw wasn't playing six-on one he was playing with the CPU on Hall of Fame difficulty Simons is hunted by Kawai who turns it oh my goodness counted on a foul Paul George led the charge for the Clippers with 27 points leading the Clippers to a 13-point win against the second worst team in the west chapter 6 Thursday night the Greek Undertaker from electrifying dunks to passing extravaganzas Thursday night in the NBA was a buffet of top tier basketball genius first of all we had a dunkfest in Dallas it was Lob City 2.0 and Luca was the mayor Luka Luca on the floor fights [Applause] Kyrie way to finish that hustle Play The Mavericks set an NBA season high with a whopping 18 dunks and when they weren't getting a free Runway to the rim brard however lets him know they were dropping bombs on the bank from downtown we're going to go back to back to end the half hello wind Utah unfortunately made zero resistance and the Mavericks favored by 14 stomped the Jazz by 16 points sliding into that sweet sixth playoff spot over in Denver Nicola yic continued his reign of dominance showing us why he is the best player in the world this guy sees passing Lanes like a chef who can smell burnt toast before the bread is even in the toaster yic behind the back for Gordon that man is just un now y six to shoot hook pass Porter for three Michael Porter Jr raing down jumpers timeout New York and when the defense didn't double him dinner was served cut hardstein jish falling away got it out of foul it went over the top of the back corner oh they're counting it I thought this would be a Larry Pur shot mpj was reliable once again playing his role to the fullest and off the quarter's got to look he can lean in he's he puts it off the backboard and crushes it and a big smile to the bench that is one of the highlight plays of the season for the nuggets and certainly one of the best plays in the NBA this year the Nuggets favored by 8 and 1/2 had no trouble securing a 13-point victory against the alen Knicks improving to an impressive 13-2 record since the All-Star break however in Milwaukee we witnessed Giannis an TMO Go full Undertaker mode we see Yannis go down with a hard fall now remember shrer took a hard foul from Giannis in that first half that he was not too happy about and you wonder if any of that backlog has anything to do with this o Yannis getting right up in his face you don't see that every day there is definitely Little Something Brewing here it's not every day we see Giannis losing his cool like that angry Giannis is a scary Giannis when The Greek Freak wasn't busy seeing red he was dishing out some serious rejections by Yannis climbing the ladder and hitting that one at the Apex but he got called for the foul not thinking about challenging he's thinking about challenging too great of a defensive play not to challenge Doc Rivers and his running mate was pulling from rain is deeper than the Mariana Trench what a launch oh my Damen Lillard from 35 ft time out Brooklyn the Bucks were expected to win by 10 A2 but they won by seven points while Trey Murphy was sending marel folz into poster Oblivion nice bounce what a hammer baby boy check into the game and that's what they do to you marel f we found Jaylen green channeling his inner Steph Curry with the turnaround three quarter that's tough that is the kid went off for another 26 points and when he wasn't busy battering the Bulls on offense he was pummeling them on defense G rozan tried to dunk it green got a piece of it this led to a lot of frustration and of course Mayhem ensued leading to another scuffle involving the Rockets that's a characteristic of Demar frustration there I don't know what it was I don't know un wow now Dylan Brooks takes exception to it now those two have to be separated as we have a massive Humanity in the middle of the Florida night here at Toyota Center my goodness got to be careful here these guys are still going at it after the game jock landale had a few words for Dylan the villain Dylan Brooks if you're listening this this ain't Memphis man stop stop getting yourself ejected we need you out here we need that physicality the Rockets were favored by 3 and a half and they ended up winning by 10 points chapter 7 Friday night will the Warriors make the playoffs on Friday Revenge was on the menu in the NBA the last time the Heat and Pelicans played Jimmy Butler boldly declared that the heat would take the W in the rematch oh the next time we play him yeah I mean sure uh we'll beat him the next time too we just we're just a better team tonight was that rematch and the Pelicans were outside good job herb block herb defensive discipline right staying down not leaving your feet contesting without foul anyone in a Heat's uniform was fair game and CJ McCollum led the charge for the Pelicans dropping 30 points in his sleep on the shot clock he'll take the three got it CJ up the high pick step back a triple got it C CJ that turned into Christian CH M he's five of 10 on his triples with 25 points turn into Christian James on today Jo as the Pelicans routed the heat serving them a 23o slice of Humble Pie meanwhile in San Antonio wanyama decided to wake everyone up with a logo three-pointer to Victor he fires he scores oh that's a good side he's smiling about that one my goodness his defensive Aura had players second guessing their life choices instead of trying to score on him that's the Victor effect right there any other defensive players in the league we're going to get tested from defense to offense the kid was doing it all blocked by Victor it's got to be another word for that one destroyed oh mama talk about destroying W Yama one end to the other the Grizzlies of course were undermanned but jiren Jackson Jr refused to let his team lose swooping in with the coldblooded game winner for the Grizzlies 6 seconds Jared with four Jaren into his move drives Hooks and hits with 1.2 over in La we had D'Angelo Russell making history by becoming the Lakers all-time leader for three-pointers made in a season Russell there it is single season three-point Mark for the Lakers now belongs to D'angelo Russell and of course LeBron had to remind everyone why he's still one of the baddest dudes on the court Improvement down the middle LeBron two hand slam Look Out Below call LBJ that's what they come to see but it was Davis who led the way for the Lakers forget the 23 points this man pulled down 19 rebounds an absolute Beast this win broke the Lakers seven-game losing streak against the Sixers however in San Francisco Tyrese halberton decided to finally wake up from his Slumber 3.3 seconds here's halberton puts it up he hit money money money rebounded by seaka Burton launching at the buzzer that's a good one the king of the three of course had something to say about that that's like yeah Goen that three gets out of the corner owners are moving the ball nicely just had over 40 assists the other night with only seven turnovers and Curry just hit one from but it was Miles Turner's day to shine as he had five blocks etching his name in the history books by setting the Indiana Pacers franchise record for blocks now to green with the catch kaminga and Turner got it at the end of the game we had an absurd ejection with just 6 seconds left in the game and and now you're going to have just ejected second T and TOS with 6 seconds left in the game coach CER is going wait what the technicals what happened there oh man man old Tony he talking to me I talk back I called him a Tik tocker and I got a tech the last one no the first one I just said tick tocker gave me a tech second one I just said that's too much Powers you know what I mean gave me another tech after the game CP3 decided to enter the archives and Expos the receipts on Tony Brothers I don't even really care too much for basketball but now I'm the judge the jury prosecuting attorney defense attorney everybody right it kind of came full circle there absolutely the Pacers snagged the win by 12 points leaving the Warriors clinging to that last play-in spot if you end up enjoying this video please subscribe it's free and you can always change your mind anyways wherever you are in the world be the goat of that moment stay goated

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