The Most Unserious Pro Team Ever...

you are the lowest of all the look at that sh no no wonder you're start bumping start bumping St bumping and quck chatting dude Jack oh okay okay I love the conversation we had before this game like guys we got to win one yeah lollipop ladies Is that real yeah yeah that is you guys don't know what you guys don't know about the the lollipop ladies man what sneak know sneakers do you not do you call them trainers as well no tennis shoes mostly if that's if I but they're not for tennis uh yeah I don't know why any like athletic shoes or really that's that's insane man I already I already know I already have the title for this video too's the title for this video my new rlcs team dude you are terrible I bro I already got kicked so on to Beck with parkh sash win you are one 1,76 MMR and you're not doing left side goes why we why why would we why would we ever play Threes why would we ever play Threes why would we ever play Threes guys dude threes is literally an rlcs tiebreaker now bro you're actually I'm like I'm not going to lie like I would hope that like my team doesn't have to go on thre Z Mar to be SE like you know what I mean I went on 3 Mar the first now you don't have no but now you don't have to dude you never 1076 has to be like champ one that's so I I 1200 1300 that the actually almost in the threes dude flitz let's throw a few games and get them in the three digit let's see let's see how low we can get appj might the best you might be the best player in 1076 no I'm probably not I'm not going to lie like I feel like like you guys are like I've never seen a pro actually like relatively high in in threes I've never seen someone as low as 107 I've never seen anyone higher than 1076 in I there was a spreadsheet no no no no no no no there was a spreadsheet for like cuz rlcs rankings our coach had a spreadsheet out of the top 12 teams the lowest was like LJ at like 1,200 or joru is at like 1,200 you are the lowest out of all the look at that no no wonder you're 76 you hit that with your freaking Pur I literally I literally you're gen look look look look look back for back okay but but I feel like it's cuz you got bumped off no no no no I go both Corners go both Corners go both Corners I'm jumping over the ball all right guys jump over the ball we are going 3 and dude Jack you're going to what the hey flitz why are you 1900 get out of the lobbies I got really high up all right wall free scamming Jack no dude I'm helping the team I'm helping the team I don't know this is the easiest match I've played since I played incorrect yesterday yeah bro rles you are not him I swear dude you're so selfish I swear actually you're struggling to score on josher man it's not looking good I'm the only guy that scored Lobby no no not you re you're putting on cuz you're a th MMR this is the highest level match you've ever played in Jack I hope one of these days you can get up to 1100 I'll try wait someone I'm saying backboard yeah yeah yeah I've got you video has no substance Jack is getting scored on I'm not bro don't even don't don't touch oh is getting scored on miss you were saying I got this lock down like Fort Knox you kid me wait why am I getting pumped rles was on the backboard for I think minutes uh I'm an off ball player it's likeing like uh look you remember when repeat replied the screen shot of like 60 points I'm going back to the backboard I'm going to F this I'm I said I was faking it fine time off man right side right side right side under him there you go how did it get to you there you go how how did the ball get I just see 50 differently knows I just yeah yeah yeah yeah this is tricky this is tricky Tech B I don't even I don't even know if Trick's doing that dude dude Joshua Josh look at chat Joshua's distraught he's actually like he's actually never seen anything way I got it left you are terrible I thought you said you're oh wait I got the I got Americans sound the same Americans all sound the same bro I sound just like I actually get that a lot no you don't you look like but you do look like Jason Kelsey when he was in high school oh man you should see me now rles I should jack what are you oh ins I'm still waiting on the backp I'm just watching from afar oh yeah he does not should I should I come back good we got these guys am make the major with Josh squash we josos the we need we need to do like a video on this cuz the fans don't know about this like law they don't know about the law like you guys have been on this for so long too me and was like we always talk about like who could we make the major with and we I reckon Josh squash if we could dude I think we're like the two seed if we have Joshua squasher we need I just don't think you can beat any what about like what about like teates yeah no dude like Joshua's already too far that's the thing like that's too low better than you no he's not he's just R I don't know dude there you go dude dusing rles is like I that's free gravy right there oh R oh you got CH oh my God Jack is 1076 Jack is defense you nice bum don't get scored on we can't lose a game GG my team going wait all right guys everyone locking we need to win I'm so knows the goal of every here you go here you go here you go I got it I got it I got it I got it okay okay okay trusting oh GG oh oh nice save oh I'm bumped yeah guys guys guys I'm done I'm done I'm done I'm done I'm done I'm done cut don't tell me what to do faking oh I love this spits dude both Corners both Corners both Corners yeah what is forcing right I missed the Boost guys I'm a bum I'm a bum guys guys I'm a bum I'm a bum it's fine Corners have you ever before I I call it something different no I'm dead by the way okay are jumping me wait no way oh my okay I have you scored that dude what that was so open I just trolled okay another a great pass jack hold On's cooking dude Jack you are unserious lock it find me I got yeah yeah pinch dude dude you went there man I was high wait guys I'm going to go to the back I just I just I'm getting touched in that dude score if you don't mind dud was getting his hands like down and dirty I was not a you CIA someone's pre jumping whoa don't know who that is you last for like ever dude that's fine I'm him yeah yeah you uh FL good be Josh was whiffing oh my God yeah yeah it's just on your no oh there you go wait stay there stay there I've got it okay there you go okay I had a free bang to rles and then Jack called me everyone everyone oh my God man let's beat him y actually you're calling it missing and then like all right flitz your turn to go has to be you has to be you man Jack's trying to go to 900 ELO is oh yeah bang oh what the wait you are no how am I missing that right wait stop don't be mean Jack beating yeah open open open again sure oh I'm D nice flood finding Jack nice fake right nice burner is our first game I'm getting the Boost wait we lost we lost we played no oh my God no ah GG's we're going to 900 well played all right locked in BR I'm so locked man you guys jack what corner are you going to go uh they're top right they're top right joshu didn't even move dude joshu's AFK he's probably typing he's probably trash talking oh top right yeah I was top right what the hell man I'm playing playing Burgers almost got that I I dude what is happening dude what I actually I I do I go I I I don't know anymore take advantage take advantage start bumping start bumping quick chatting dude Jack oh okay okay you know completely unrelated to what Jack just did rles you gained respect because like when Angel DC you actually like didn't go for the ball cuz then that would have been like that would have been like like you know hypocritical not terrible people oh wait Josh on 400 yeah I just realized all right take advantage find me left cheat cheat Jack's gonna whiff the ball not bro you guys like hate me or something dude yes yes yes yes yes yes mid mid mid oh it's actually insane all right wa oh my God this guy's getting like why free jumping who is that who do you think bro no I'm getting boost off man by who by you can you oh my God one there yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah one bro wait try yeah all right go AFK let me this is the rles and flps Jack stoping I'm bump him I got I hello you like that you like that jump oh Jack go challenge Jack Jack oh my God oh my God that was actually yeah cuz I'm him wait please Jack yes almost Peak we say please Jack if I'm like toing the scoreboard like every game right now dude y double kick off double kick off squasher Christ I'm here too guys wait I got bumped forward I bumped he's my Bo I love that I keep getting like bumped stay there stay there stay you're getting dusted so dust I was literally just like he miss he missed dude so what I have no boost dude 50 back 50 back no trust I don't need a 50 back it's open oh wait Jack where's my team you let josa squash it double on your for no no bro bro he put hasht D we got Ash squash bro he just doubled on an open net it's like shooting a free throw flits go left lose the back right jack yeah no I missed the booze D him nice justed wow open open yeah I'm the nice one more nice up y up forever up forever again up forever oh there is finish open oh man yes I'm there oh my God what pass what pass how many times do I need to give you guys an open net another M no no oh oh it's a race it's a race dude Jack bump me too left left left it's in my left lefts no please I got take your time yeah yeah there it is open rattles rles I tried to double it come on man can't double when Josh squash is on the backb you're right one of the most threatening my God back to me this is really time time time forever nice left no not left not left not left I put bad coms I got I tried pinch right right there is nice we another one why would fast there bro we have like two seconds guys it's okay guys we're getting squashed left and right Jack's like actually like driving around the field taking every boost you look at I'm still I'm still topping the scoreboard bro what what more what more can I do score before it even starts what more can I do kick off look at me Jacob KCK off I did the wave Dash you don't remember when he used to do that he used to not flip he used to wave Dash what the what is that car whose car who me or rles FP oh my God what the dingo was act days no that would be insane I'm not going he's you figure that out somehow I do slamming you should I like should I like disconnect my PC so disconnect from the game say no it'll say like yes or no true true yeah okay all right guys we need to win one yeah I feel that's the goal of every every R so win one not oh I just see it man I just see it I've got it I've got oh I don't have it oh happen oh wait no no there's no way I turned ball cam off for two seconds and the ball's bouncing my there how is the ball boun my there dud this gu you are unaware me bro I'm not there's nothing to bew just got scored on by someone using a mouse Sports de I didn't get scored on dude I wasn't I didn't even see the ball you were the one in net I didn't see the B I agree yeah but it's not my net though we're chilling all right this might be in my net go go a I get bumped dude same oh yeah same yeah got yeah oh help my he kind of peak Twitter that was the worst joke that has ever been said on any three of our channels I'm not even kidding I don't even have to watch to know that was crazy I watch you got you got scored on by number 24 ah yeah I like that you guys get it do you guys get it alphabet I did it in my head I got instantly yeah yeah you know what number eight is H he not oh yeah H yeah I forgot I'm American sh Wait what do you say again maybe I'm tweaking Jor yeah why you say jorus Jor that's not spelled what do you say fletz it's j is yeah J is guys what the hell was that I lowkey lowkey thought you were G to I went to the menu all right if he scores this we're gone I actually opened the menu as all right let's go next low key I think I think we just scrap that Jack Jack mid right I'm back right FL mid right mid right back right FL back right fled yeah I am Jack yeah oh yeah yeah yeah leave it leave it leave it no dude I had to try it wait is that an I love the conversation we had before this game like guys we got to win one one we can't dude I'm so long bro my car is like the longest thing I'm not going to lie I've always thought you actually have hockey sticks for feet what the the hell that's so rude no long seeing Jack in a random car is like really thrown me off my God this guy got F this guy's getting fak as well W yeah yeah first touch sure flip your set o Dude dud you just left left left yes yes no I couldn't man I wanted to find you he'll miss I think I'm back I'm not back up flip set oh I missed the flip Nice Shot aot let's go is our first score this game this series video video actually our first SC this video it actually might be it might wait no I scored oh how I for way to make it about yourself how could I forget huh I I honest I'm going to be honest I did forget I actually don't remember no Jack I'm not recording with you after this yes you are you to me you guys hello not going to Li I think my I lagged out or something I don't I don't even like I can't even like see what your car is what car is that nice save I'll do it yeah thanks B I'll do it bro good round him guys we got to win one I'm going back for check oh 60 points that's you that's you 60 sure guys there we go dude I was scoring that I was about to make fun of Jack's points and it was I saw the Lumen logo dude like come on dude I was scoring this though what is your wait whoa whoa I've used that before does it start with an x there's like an X in there dude is it the remix what car you f you're an egg yeah I'm The Nomad you're actually an egg I've never SE is that the remix I have no idea I Bo there's a car called the remix Jack you love that I love that I love that just like it's the remixx may I might be tripping but I don't think I'm up oh my god wow yeah not going back Jack Jack yep yep you're missing and it's wow my w I'm I'm Jing mid mid coming in I'm coming in I just saw sliding across the mid Jack actually a snail Trail across the whole map you I'm through you just faked yourself oh my God oh my God please might not have been the best fake you rles uh I don't really open nice mid y yeah yeah mid mid mid I'm fing I'm fing fing back back free shot zero shots ABJ you're so selfless two assists two saves I'm just you know I'm like I'm a role player look at this pass you are a role player what are your wheels Jack are those disco tags I can't let me look let me have a look as where's got bronze wheels on what they uh no I've got oh wait I've got crisan on for me bro dude I'm back as Ming Cristiano that's how much oh my God you're getting CH you CH I got absolutely freaking rocked by Demetri oh I'm like oh my God fls no I can to end the video You See Me far left you see me far left I thought likee turt get him I don't have Boost I don't need you to have Boost I need you to get a touch dead I'm coming I'm coming finish no uh n you got it just don't get demoed one more one more horrible more come on boys jack has to be close 900r I'm 1068 on my screen yeah f f f f yeah no that was so L dude woo Shy's about to tear us a new one I'm slow back boys tear us a woo one you need dude you're actually like you're actually Greg age oh nice shot great placement from Jack great I was like so so close to W to save that dude I was so close I thought you were going to I was like I thought I was going into I thought you like were I thought you did Sky you have a G2 go explosion all F faking faking faking faking faking yeah yeah yeah I'm there I'm there nice take him top left nice my team bro I'm here actually I'm actually a nomad man bro what you I play for the time in Split two and I'm rocking this car right here there's not a second Split Rock yeah we're actually cooked dude got one oh wow dude can you stay alive as a third man for more than a second no I can't dude going to get D again back nice I got it clear yeah wait wait I actually have it I actually have it guys he slammed it get away please yes yes not and we're out and we're back we're back to not being thr let touch let touch I got this I'm not on the back wall still got it he's gete oh my God no I'm not on the I'm not on the back wall I see I tried shy I told you bro I am I'm I'm I'm circling wait rles open him yeah that oh my God no I'm back I'm afraid the flitz doesn't play defense back back nice there's a back pass you missed M mid M back I'm I'm s here dude never mind wait I got it guys he's dunking the heck out of me I'm afraid that yeah with all my Boost mhm you yeah I see him pinch pinch pinch pinch where myam that that I am not one more go again go again go again go forever go forever I'm just I'm waiting for Jack to just say like someone's challenging you and just like seeing his name plate flying my screen someone's trying to someone challenging this guy wow oh man man Jack why do you never see it I need okay bro these are all fls these are like all flits I agree I I agree I agree oh my God okay trying to go out the net anymore bro dude so much challenging your I'm just a good Challenger dude I just can't help like blocking everyone in the game guys where's the energy let's go come on I'm top left you nice yeah it's ch no boost nice now open ni going lie good fake F back pass back pass yeah and then left fak back there you go fake one more one more nice good touching right right right right dude no oh my God it's actually in oh no man guys our fake coms need to work dude I I I didn't mean to hit it that's just all right let's go we've got thisal try you next take him left take him back left nice keep the coms up I'm third yeah deep I'm going to do this you oh my god Jack what are you going to do watch Champion bang oh that was to come oh there you go wait oh my God ah this guy's getting child it's unfortunate but he is no a c dude I was Psycho except one more one more no one more we have to get a win we have to get a win for the viewers man the viewers look into the camera right now and say I hate the viewers say that right I hate the viewers I hate apparently Jack I hate flit what I'm I'm blocking you all G blocked yeah GG's how's a good run it was good maybe same time next we yeah all right let's go GG's

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Length: 24min 57sec (1497 seconds)

Published: Wed Feb 28 2024