The Legend of the Grottmaster

[Music] who is that pokemon it's definitely [Music] lovely eyelashes that's the probe get on the regular oh that looks like a gangbang oh there's gonna be trap isn't it no no no no no you're right you just wanna ghost go back up yeah go where that ghost was who set the bird on fire that's out of order that's way too much should we get out of here the canary's on fire someone wanted to mix things up rattle a few cages who did that dirty steve is it was like was it you steve you'll never know i think it was usually i think a little bird feet coming out of his mouth stevie dirty little bastard steve get out of the mine we let steve in the mine again but i like the taste of canary fanny oh this is oh just what you have to take it there we've been kind of quiet take the training wheels off i'm ready to fly ready you ready yeah okay which show is very nice turn the training wheels off and then he can fly were they training you to fly take the training wings off of my plane and let me sink so i can so i can float how will you let how how can i grow if you won't let me blow enter her covenant come on i am just dogs are my weakness big dongs big donkey dicks and my weakness i'm gonna love a big weakness for dongs what a bizarre confession that would be yeah i just wanted to say on the let's play big dongs in my wings another t-shirt big dongs are the best have you ever been on you know um what's the website that does rotten.com i know those websites [ __ ] that does all those taxi videos got new one now uh fake driving instructor he almost waved and he was like hello i'm waving this shut the gate down big drive instructor now yeah she's like oh oh no sexist well it's two women other one i've seen and she's like um it's two women they let them in cars no i must know what i said in my mouth what's the most offensive thing you could bring to the royal wedding like a dead swan or something diana's body [Laughter] she's really proud i know how much you're yapping on about diana so you're up this is good what do you got for me brains [Music] nice you must accept the long weapon yeah what is that i don't know do you want to accept my long weapon oh i just don't it's trick weapon bigger oh yes it just turns to a massive whip big eel like a flagellum flaccid and erect is not a trick weapon gaff i don't know it's pretty oh yeah actually there's two forms i guess hd forms give it a second sometimes it doesn't transform it's a very common problem amongst hunters my age give it a little give a little flick and get some brain fluid i don't know um what is this the first one you've got any blue elixir [Laughter] ah there's brain fluid everywhere sorry i'm sorry oh [Music] five potatoes that's offensive i don't say it i don't see you bang sheep do i oh oh oh well they hate that show nothing sacred you take a swing of the king you better kill them going to kill you she will not sure he has not on this day welsh land you can't take it back yeah you already you've always besmirched the day yeah redemption you said that welsh land is for sucking off little lambs [Music] i absolutely did not oh no absolutely done you which bit me so you cut off just to test it something you don't use [ __ ] yeah that's not been getting a lot easier now lately is it and i said that i always feel like i was like in my head i was like through baltic [Laughter] like i don't think this looks comfy like look go behind some downward facing dog don't go behind him daniel oh well please be a witness to his resolve he takes a big [ __ ] big witness to my resolve i need you to show her flame oh a proper flame that will burn the rot away i think i've had that before a rot from a lady that needed to be burned away riddled [Laughter] on one aka my birthday wish come true gavin what can't we believe in all phosphates gavin you knew what i was like when you got into business with me there's all three of the fathers about three children she's gone there to get the child support back from she's like we've already paid yeah but i spent it i want more ruin me again i'll do i'll do another bit i'll do another baby and give me another 100 a week i'll do another baby come on ricky used to be a legend yeah how about three of you just oh no i am beeping that jesus christ that's a woman you're talking about i'll lend you shelter any time he's off is that thanks he is pissed you gotta send that hot little thing outside in you're like well emma you're like no the old lady sent the old lady down she's a doctor doctor oh i'm sick oh i've got a dragon brought back oh [Laughter] i got dragon crotch [Laughter] are you cute in that man you're going to suck all the poison [Laughter] that is too much we're going to go to deep in our allegiance to the spider lady okay have you ever deep in your allegiance to a spider lady oh i've gone deep on a spider today did you go in here oh shoot someone signs under that bush ah nice scare in that's which beatrice's bush would you would you i just would you i knew as soon as i said that they put it there they knew what they were doing dirty little japanese bastard the japanese word for bush means pubes as well let's do this this is cool come on my witchy friend she's stuck on the [ __ ] bush pathfinding shy on it she's getting tangled up in your own bush oh you know what you're doing well because i i kind of feel like if you want to have sex you can have sex but you if you're going to want something you might as well want something mental i'm realizing in the edit we just beat the boss and it's hard to do this we're talking about overwatch porn and wine games you wouldn't have it any other way welcome to prepare to dry go back right can you close your eyes okay i don't want you like kind of ruin this i just want to get you back to where we were just leave let's leave so he doesn't know i'm gonna put my dick in his butt oh good god come on i love that you were having a go earlier about [Laughter] you're doing the boss all right well i need to bring home last night what and tell them roy did the boss second try nice slightly i'll see i'll see in a few a few weeks just finished who's vinci ring in say i might be like i might be saying hey you don't live anywhere no one knows who you are into a tin can with not even a bit of string on it he's literally saying goodbye to a full tin of beans still got the beans in it [Music] and he's listening to his farts i don't think you know finchy oh jesus yeah wait he's not dead it's third stage are they all the third stages are penis they all have food stages penises thinking about it soft hard here you go ejaculated those are technically three states to a penis isn't it jacqueline's not a stay though this this coming out it's not steak i've done some steaks i've never seen a snake in britain have you i've seen slow well oh yeah yeah but my friends got married the other day and they had a snake no i mean she's married you can marry a snake oh can you you cannot marry a snake or if you see your cousin can you marry cousin bread second cousin is that still dodgy second cousin that's it it's a child of your your parents cousin can you marry them oh chicken [ __ ] check snakes while you're at it what we're doing first we're on the same website we'll do snails the pressing one because i got one outside and we're really hitting our hearts oh i got one i need to stick up my ass and i want to know if it's uh it's christ oh i know it's if this is a real thing or something romance also you don't have to be married to have something put up your butt and that's that's just truth i love how much of a beast she is as well like such an absolute unit like if she was trying to pull you'd have no choice yeah like it's happening massive their arms so long they come around and like your face is in there yeah yeah that's it then for snooze yeah [Laughter] i just snooze through the [ __ ] out of it i'd love to die by snake's name yeah especially herself gavin what stop it that's vinci you're talking about it yeah but when you say i think it might be laura i won't question it mythical yeah law confirmed grot yeah got mastered you're like oh yeah see the old giants of snooze you raided this castle yeah that's right to get some action that's why it's crumbling they're just rotting it and then gav's like oh i'd like to see that gavin yeah that is someone's mother i'm sorry cooper sorry you had to hear that my beautiful boy would you have sex with a donkey no i wouldn't have i was looking for retrospective justification it wouldn't be like a one that is known for having a giant [ __ ] like there's literally the same donkey dick falsely you just revealed your where you think you fit in this equation yeah okay well yeah that's very telling isn't it okay should we go ram all these in the holes yes please where am i so beautifully pop round them in that lady's holes what happens in the abyss stays in the abyss daniel it doesn't don't bring that s with you see those adverts for las vegas to say you know why you come here yeah that's weird do you see them like bang issues yeah well i mean that's [Laughter] [Music] las vegas where your accent is an aphrodisiac yeah same people not mine thinking about vegas well you weren't thinking specifically about vegas where are you powerless think about the vegas life thinking about some i got it what would you do for a first eight powers what's a roy powers first day look like i don't know just can let's like constantly ask her is it time to get your rat out yet this is what i didn't want to talk about because i'm sorry absolutely no no no no no no i'm genuinely sorry i put you in that position yeah that's not fair right you're dead god it takes so long to like recover after remember it becomes quicker what the [ __ ] is there another wizard that other one that's come up is it's the one that's walking down there getting double teamed by wizards here oh yeah she loves her is it christmas day already right so we might need to look look at the one in the corner he's crouching on the floor like the cannibal oh yeah yeah he's like kind of doing what he did in life that is it so that's right if we send like the prostitute here and something's going on i went on a date with a girl on sunday a big spider woman yeah big spider woman how have you forgotten about that um but we were talking about dark souls not dark souls but we were talking about like i feel like you were like all cocooned up and i found you and you're like the dead lights yeah take you down she was like um we we got quite drunk and she was like oh so what are you up to this week i was like oh i've got a really busy week actually um i've got really finished this series do my finish my lance playing series yeah but that's the thing she didn't like but she didn't play video games you're a bit like oh this is a interesting thing to talk about absolutely i did and i was like she didn't play video games like then i had to explain to all like what this game was then i explained to all like let's plays by the end you were like i was like i feel like a little slug but i said to her look it's such a good game that you know you don't really know what's going on but like people have made these like crazy videos i'll send you in the videos and i got home my favorite shot and that was two shots in that like running with solaire i'm wrong with the onion knight isn't my fault there's lots of shots tonight they're so good i love the bit where it's like slow looking there's a line about like remembering the past yeah i think the like the naked bits like implied in the original it's like does this weird thing where he goes and like kills fire keepers but that kind of extrapolates and things like maybe he like the way he gets close to them is he like romances them i just imagine you gap on your date and your shoulder a video with a girl's car boobs out yeah this is what i do for a living all right we'll stop talking diana she's going to get her ass out now do you want me to beep today where are you going [Laughter] let me [Laughter] it wasn't obscure enough we were like and it's white it's full of cheese guys you've been disgusting there's a dick by him oh you'll be that's the skutt you're being naughty it's not being naughty all right stay at the same distance think about your boys having tea think about that lovely little coffee i'm going to make you as well i'm going down your little throat ramming it down your little throat moisturizer i don't know what you were doing then i don't know what you're doing no it's horrible it's not putting it are you happy i know me if you're wearing headphones with a direct feed from my microwave your ears then fair enough or you're not i'd drink this monkey booze whenever i tired of training and i'd listen to the howl of my partner's whistling finger while i drank was this partner a monkey oh was he getting fingered by monkeys [Music] the monkeys were into it so they can't talk yeah but if they cut it's just him fingering a load of monkeys so his master was like oh um master do you want to meet my wife but it's like a monkey lipstick and he's just like uh my teaching year is done i've taken you as far as you can go he's like my name is mr rangitan all right i'll see you later what's up bruce yeah i love something it's a monkey no no he's just pissed his monkey [ __ ] and we'll build on that into quite a poignant love story that's gonna be fleshed out in coming episodes excellent excellent that's kind of cool that they just uh they didn't have a master or any really real purpose so they were like effort we just want to swing around like monkeys drink booze swing swords around that's pretty cool sounds a bit boring in the evening when you just used to listen to her whistle yeah yeah and a whistling face yeah what does that even mean oh yeah exactly mate sounds like whispering eye you've seen a state on him there's no way is he just getting off on whistles is he needs some bells in there yeah it started off with whistles yeah and he was like can you try just whistling at my ass now no you don't want to yeah i'm always getting messed his powers going i've just found a sombra one sombra with tentacles going up her dick because you know when you get a dog or something like they have these really elaborate breeders names yeah i just because they don't run out of names don't they have to like they almost have like a number yeah there's no heart in that though well it doesn't sound like their heart is in if they're selling dogs all the time man how can we make their faces like flatter yeah yeah just scrunch the like dad's dick into the ovaries going i don't want to i couldn't even concentrate that was so grotesque that was a bit much wasn't that straight that's abysmal that's nature okay it's not me that's nature congenitals it has no part in nature all right i would generally pay money to see your sex welcome to the 21st century it's all snapchat now you don't need to write anything to send a picture of your penis snapchat oh my murphy if a girl starts sending me too many snapchats i'm just like can we move this to whatsapp because like it takes me longer than 10 seconds to wang you you sending me no you not you powers 10 seconds if she's up for it it's a story so you've got like [ __ ] oh i just sent you the one video of wanking it off and then you got it i don't think this is good anymore i think it's horrible we remind you for something so small it's horrible it's all it is now it's just calling people's pricks and wanking get him away from me he's cursed come on come on jackie a little sorry mel but he is that's the noise she's jacketed i don't know if i'll ever have children but i feel like this is what i feel like i'm your child yeah what pride like being proud of your child would be like father's pride and i have children but i am ashamed of them that's why i left ireland doesn't it there you go i think it'd make me sick watching our first series again now i thought he was having children oh that was well i would be physically sick i'd be physically sick all over them on the rag get off me little girl i'm your father biologically and not emotionally i'm closer to this sick in my hand than i am to you yeah they'll be like in their faces i placed it i didn't throw it i'm not a mentor that kind of is thanks dad i was talking to the puke i think you get an achievement in or something happens in resident evil 4 if you try and look up uh ashley's dress the little girl come on she's not a little girl she's a president's daughter yeah but she's a little girl i actually don't know what age she is she's a little girl she's got blonde hair uh ashley is 20 years old in resident evil okay so all those oh so uncuff me officer so all those wanks were absolutely [Laughter] a young white branch transforming saying which blends into that's what they call your dick jesus oh that's not pronged like that like a witch's hand that's your [ __ ] they actually call it the elephant trunk no they don't yeah they do because it never forgets it's just like a nose what does that mean i don't know uh it's forgotten so bloody long right all right this is what is this sorcery let's look at her face i'm super hurrying we're gonna mess this up let's see a rat oh gavin what i said rap yo i was in a golem and now i'm a girl i said right now i got confused for a second yeah you like that gaff reloading outside of the menu i love it it literally gets me a chub on i'm over half a chub right now because you reloaded outside the menu it's horrible have you ever done that where you flush the toilet just keeps coming up yeah oh there's never known panic like it i yeah i can't do poos in my girlfriend's toilet because like they're just going to sink the toilet i just do it on the balcony to check them over the side dab yeah what are all these sainsbury's bags don't look at them yeah and i'm the alien yeah let me live here i never said i was sitting in a bag and thrown it i shake my hand and throw it it's got a really small little pool in the bottom of it and i do quite big poo so i do poos in work now because otherwise it'll like just be hanging up like half up the thing it's ringing it's disgusting yeah i'll do all my poo in here after this one we'll have a break i'm going to live to the shop and get um my something to shoot myself up mouth what i'm going to get uh something to cheer myself up yeah they're very different i'm thinking oh maybe a boost you've got to get some hangover we're gonna get some bongo there's some absolute grots we come back in group was just like yes here we go right now boss i love that you still buy your pornography [Laughter] it's quite old-school piston and pringle cans i've got five hard drives full of the [ __ ] did the kick do you have like set things that you go to yeah like bookmark hard drive number four the summer collection five's hidden oh you don't know us on five those are the ones you've collected because you're researching a book downloaded your facebook oh i didn't actually mean this and i realized it makes me look rather dan's i'd watch that fire keepers you would watch orange scene and smile banging yeah go open up your mind powers going to be an animal smile chest ahead that's what it would be called we've all seen a man it's like no oh she's smelling everything imagine that hammer the damage that could do imagine if i was this side of you if i was this close to you that's right baby that's right yeah imagine that yeah did you like that i'm gonna hear it now because i got to do the edit yeah and you'll be hard while you're editing oh god you're just talking about me wanking while listening to your soft voice and my headphones no i didn't say you were wanking i said you were hard oh just jump to conclusions thank you when i get harder is that mad is that mad about when you get a spooky like yeah you can't do anything about it why don't you go to spooky because you don't know where it came from [Applause] because you get a little spooky like i always get them on um airplanes which is good for you i'm brilliant [Applause] no because every time i'm hard i don't want to do that don't let him on the mile high club i don't want him in there that's spooky that's a brilliant what do you call it i don't know like but you know what i'm talking about right like where you're just hard for no reason you're like oh [ __ ] i didn't know that see gav getting the flight blanket out sometimes yeah i get that like the vomit bag just open buses like if i've been on buses for a long time liquids that's fine no don't cut the spooky chat it's a spooky game it'll forever change the way you think about the word spooky now you've ruined it for me yeah uh hopefully all of you at home as well oh what was that ah yes that was that's crazy i've tried him this many times haven't even seen him oh you dildo this is us i love that um dark souls themed dildos can you get him let's start it who would you have have all the rock well if it's for a boy so he's going up if he's going up our ass the smell this is mal hammer yeah what do you want closely that's not where his eyes actually are actually hot would be good if it's like a smell if it's not smell up there if it's uh you make it sound like you would have orange team you're like i've got a choice if you have that he'd be so funny yeah hammers the grip i'm talking about like the actual shape you could so if you had the um the hammer you have that as the grip and then the thing is the bit that goes up your ass and then that's easy yeah done i'll take some like prism stone anal beads just all in like a string glowing you can turn them on like leds the esters flask that's going up really there's a lot of creativity there i'll be having that shield as well yeah people always put balls of their asses it's like families like yeah it's them against the rest of the world and as you said they're in inbred as well yeah maybe they're maybe donald what you've been doing they are they are quite close aren't they what you think they're using smiles hammer on each other i think it's hammer time in this cathedral that's all those blood marks are oh jesus christ i actually touched the stain see what happened to him

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Length: 29min 7sec (1747 seconds)

Published: Sun Sep 04 2022