HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON: THE HIDDEN WORLD is PERFECT

guys what's going on welcome back to yet another commentary I'm so pumped dude cuz we get to check out the third movie of How to Train Your Dragon this one is titled How to Train Your Dragon the Hidden World cheers oh my god dude I just spit everywhere uh well it's not how I wanted the intro to start but that's how it went yall ready to watch How to Train Your Dragon don't believe the lies dece I be more R dude imagine I just died right then and I never got to finish the trilogy you should count your blessings cuz now you get to experience the reaction that may not have happened thank you God anyway How to Train Your Dragon the Hidden World I got my drink spawn of Satan and I'm ready dude so for some reason you guys want some extra content or you want the ability to see these full length movie reactions before they release on YouTube I'm going leave the link to the patreon Down Below in the description and with all that said I don't know why I did that uh let's go man the universal intros is one of my absolute favorites cuz every time I look at it I just feel like I'm about to watch a slapper movie you know of course here's this kid with his dick likee fishing rod sitting on the Crescent Moon except now he's the Crescent Moon is inside of the full moon stupid ass logo hey why are you being mean to the [Applause] dragon oh [ __ ] a demon no no I'm not a demon I'm not a demon see just a guy we walked through fire dragon scales dragons shed a lot oh I know a demon r see what your human legs are last and you more demons more demons fish legs again with the baby this find a sitter but at least nobody else knows we're here everybody knows you're here the Crimson gor gutter dude that baby dragon is in a little kangaroo pouch [Laughter] I thought this was supposed to be a stealth Mission yeah they always start that way that's how I play stealth video games I don't give a [ __ ] I just blast through it trying to get it done I'm going to headlock every last one of you I might even leg lock you I'm might leg lock you put my gu on your mustache okay another another toothless another night fairy oh my God that's so cool this is Burke dude that's a plump ass fuzzy Dragon we've got something no one else can touch we my friend have have dragons [ __ ] you're welcome took on like 100o thous my thck bull beard almost cut on fire I wish I could grow a thick full beer dude oh my God call me Valk has been a year first named basis I think nice what would we do without you Old King of dragons what would we do I want to scratch him so bad your mom's super impressed with me I'm like the son she always wanted and I'm going to be your stepdad boy see this little pedo stash I got going on you're going to call me daddy soon what no I'm not you brought back a hob gobler they're a bad Omen we're cursed what harm could he do [Applause] I'm concerned about the amount of food that they need to keep these dragons alive how the hell are yall getting this much food those Trappers are getting closer by the day in the soup dude you're supposed to be the generation that leads us into the future hang up those Saddles and get married oh pop out a couple freaking children Lads with you wearing the pants there's still hope wow not awkward at all it's pretty bad that is a definitive not put your hair back dude one day you're going to pick a fight you can't win is this movie the fight that he can't win that ends up being a fight that he can win that's what I predict happens we'll see if I'm right oh [ __ ] my dear warlord I'll go your plans to conquer the world okay you're an evil piece of [ __ ] just based on the skeletal structure of your face although that is kind of my skeletal structure you can thank the young chief of Burke for that he and his peaceloving dragon that reminds me of Venom the flock is protected by a Night Fury not possible yeah it is eyebrows believe it the will pay you to capture him we even have your favorite b a [Music] female a Fe female Night Fury oh my god did you just murder that Dragon they don't have a leader just a boy oh he's a leader you [ __ ] scoundrel he up this is bar son it was the home of your grandparents and their grandparents before them my job as Chief to protect us hiccup that job will be passed on to you okay very important little hiccup is so cute Legends tell of ships that sail too close to it only to drop off the edge of the world but those Sailors who turn back told Tales of a great waterfall and Dragons guarding the entrance to a hidden world but a land from which all dragons come even night furies especially night furies one day I'll find the hidden world and seal it up so that people and Dragons will fight no more oh a dude seeing stoic in little hiccup that's so sad oh all right you do know it's not a chew toy don't you is this what you want he plays with his little mechanical legegg it's so cute play with [Music] them I know that the dragons are modeled after cats do cats play fetch I know they go after feathers and [ __ ] and they're crack fiends for catnip but I don't know if they play catcher not I just wish there was some way to make them leave us alone dad used to talk about an old Mariner's myth of a secret land at the edge of the world where dragons live totally out of reach it could be the answer to all of our problems how by moving the dragons there uh-uh all of us oh [ __ ] yeah sometimes you need something new you got to move on updated prediction they're going to move all of them out there and hiccup's going to he's going to die doing it but hey if you're having doubts about yours sure snot L's available he only has eyes for your mom oh playing dirty now huh you ask I pray to God that toothless does not die I would be so heartbroken I'd rather hiccup go actually I'd prefer neither of them go but I'm operating under the assumption that somebody's got to die it's the final movie wait does he smell the other night fury oh my God they said oh he's so [ __ ] cute God you ever want to murder something that's so cute I would never never harm this creature but it causes me so much frustration boy oh she's pretty oh [ __ ] why am I spitting everywhere dude so is this an albino Night Fury or are the females white or or neither they're so cute oh all right so she's a little little feisty she must be a Hispanic Dragon cuz that that them Hispanic women can be fiery that's a that's a fact whoa what the [ __ ] another night fury it's more like a bright a light Fury a light Fury that's a brat Fury no it's light Fury that that makes way more sense what's gotten into you what is all this slobbering and panting isn't it obvious he's in love yeah trust me Rel pain and misery what did I just say TW has a girlfriend I never took you for a romantic like but it's so sweet yeah it is who he's checking himself out he's like yeah [ __ ] you look good for her that's nice weird Weir dude you got your hair in the shape of a beard on your face don't be talking about weird see if we can find her oh he's like practicing his kissing y'all ever no shame drop a comment if you've ever held a mirror and practiced your kissing maybe that's just me show these Nays of which there are many that you're more than just a malnourished runt bad hair strange teeth hey dude chill heas up you may have a little dick a pencil neck but you got a big heart ha hiccup little dick big heart that's what you should say to her you see some shiny thing in the woods ooh what is that toothless [ __ ] don't move a muscle oh oh [ __ ] someone's here huh I know this handywork grimmel the grizzly famous back where I'm from the smartest Dragon Hunter I ever met he lives for the hunt to get inside the mind of his prey to control its every choice Jesus it's all a game to him well we've dealt with this C before don't underestimate your enemies oh [ __ ] toothless what the [ __ ] you Marilyn Manson looking [ __ ] may I he is good though how the [ __ ] did you get in here dude well you your father knew of me now there was a chief what would he think of you he was very proud you are going to give me that dragon or I will I will never give him up you wish dragons to live free Among Us like equals is truth that's going to [ __ ] die just tell me now what if word of your misguided ideas were to spread it would be the undoing of civilization as we know it you're justifying your actions you [ __ ] idiot and now knows toothless's weak spot you think you can come into my home sit in my father's chair and threaten my dragon yeah you've never seen anything like me the hell does that mean oh is that a [ __ ] dragon or I mean most likely right but God damn it doesn't look like a dragon have my dragon ready when I return or I will destroy everything you love well that's a terrifying ing sentence holy [ __ ] this is a new kind of enemy I don't see a way of staying here any longer hey hear him out dude she rules with an iron fist my God such a badass as is I'm saying we have to disappear he's talking about a quest for the Hidden World they said it wrap it up Aaron my father left me to protect it but Burke is more than this place we are Burke the people the kid doesn't give a [ __ ] Burks were homes were your dick ass something like that whatever [Applause] [Music] damn hey that's smart the sheep I love it the sheep in dragon costumes is that an actual plan or just keep flying until we reach reach the end of the world seem yeah great plan I introduced him to your female Furies Made For Life you'll see what you picking up on bud POA smells that lady musk o I like that well look who it is oh oh [ __ ] yeah she's Latina that's a fact night furies can't survive in the cold so they haven't gone North part break potty break dude you're in the sky just let a rip people will think it's a Mist does anyone want to take a guess whoo whoo whoo ah east west I thought you said W looks like we're camping here for tonight well thanks Thor for that yes I like how they're thanking the Nordic gods I see a tower of Manliness in the shape of me it's going to be taller than erit with bigger muscles what get out of my house hey ever since you showed up you've been trying to upstage me you're just so jealous buddy I think you're projecting yeah you see this mustache this is what a man has buddy I said make Camp did you see them not build a new Village who died and made you Chief what [ __ ] Place sto it who died in a fiery accident and and left you all all alone all right you could stay say hello at the new B let's get building new I should head back to make sure we weren't followed I'll go with you for protection no my boy right here is in the Mills hardcore this plan though I wish it were possible I fear it can't last hiccup greedy humans always find a way humans suck do you still think I'm crazy or let's just say this whole idea is very you hey but his ideas have worked tremendously well in the past so what's the issue he smells those phermones dude he's ready to [ __ ] hop on and mate are there going to be baby toothless is he going to [ __ ] the white dragon and there going to be baby Little Mix dragons she's so pretty oh they're flirting dude dude the Great ending to this movie would be if everybody lives Hiccup and Toothless Mary uh igd Mary blond chick and then blond chick has white toothless as her dragon and then they both have babies and then their kids right on the back of Toothless and white toothless as babies it would be oh my God that would be incredible is he going to throw up some fish for her no dude that it it hurts my heart it's the cutest thing he's [Music] smiling do it oh okay Toothless Don't Godzilla out dude the H he's river dancing all right so toothless is a little awkward that's fine that's what happens with my wife and I in the morning I dance around like a buffoon and then she smacks my [Music] face damn dude toothless honed in on his art skills my God yeah when sex is at stake he can draw [Music] oh she doesn't like people at all oh tooth this is like no don't leave God damn it hiccup they're going to have dragon sex hey what do you think of that all right fire one ready [ __ ] well I guess you know the tail is fireproof well it works yes L it freaking works so what do you think Bud bring her on my sun down at the latest where one of them Dragon condoms and don't stay out too late if you take her out to dinner make sure you pay for it and hold the door open for it it's okay sick a they grow up so [Music] fast oh [ __ ] what the [Applause] hell okay gosh they're So Graceful it's like watching fish swim around it's just like therapeutic a he's showing off his tail that is so sick [Music] damn oh they're bumping and grinding they're touching each other I can't imagine I would ever say that if I have kids can you imagine they're in the room I'm like oh your kids bumping and grinding be a horrific sight oh the Northern Lights wow if any of y'all ever seen the Northern Lights I feel like that'd be one of the coolest experiences in my life what if the tail broke he's probably having the time of his life how would I know she never comes around and when she does she's always rushing off I'm saying how how do we know if he's having a total parent moment this is great she just stays in the car she doesn't even come to the front door and knock how about you have her come up here ask us how we're doing and then y'all can go off bloody hob gobblers I swear they're popping up fast faster than rabbits I think they would to eat me that hicky a moment hicky lose the limp no one's going to marry that I have a prosthetic leg so right mom what happened out there I don't know how but grimmel is tracking us this is all because of the hob gobler no it's not it's cuz of the damn light Fury we have to take him out of the mix and how would we do that going burn alive okay A bit of a different solution I just hope toothless isn't too much love that he isn't helping you know okay split up we'll be harder to catch I was thinking we should split up just because I like your instincts what is [Music] this oh [ __ ] where's your dragon when you need him Chief dude he's good he's a really good villain he's got an extremely punchable face and he's totally skilled when I was a boy and I came up a Night Fury I killed it where it slipped that simple Act of Courage made me a hero in my Village so I decided to kill every last one bringing real peace to the people of this world or maybe you just have an extremely fragile ego and you're just looking for the acceptance of others and you think that killing all the knife Furies will make you a hero again it's not going to work take cover ew just a slimy vomit that burns [ __ ] my boy's got one [ __ ] leg and he's going to jump for it got you jumper he takes that stupid baby everywhere Ru nut's probably trying to suck him off she's totally attracted to unavailable men I try to avoid looking at her gives me acid reflex okay guys just keep your helmets on has the light Fury now he's probably not even coming back hey don't say that I never thought he'd stay away for good yeah he's like a college kid and you release him to the most attractive Dragon around you don't think they're going to be hanging out all day smoking weed and [ __ ] each other of course they are they're probably ordering door Dash chilies right now he thinks he's nothing without Toothless and help him realize the truth y'all are starting to foreshadow that he doesn't need toothless to be himself starting to piss me off cuz I don't know if that means toothless is going to die dude God I just hope not they're stuck with rough nut I'm more worried about them his hair looks so fluffy dude the animation in this movie is nuts tough nut took up all the room in mom's belly otherwise I'd have a rounder head and more brains that's science that's science even the mold spots look like eyes it's so cute will you shut the [ __ ] up I know what you're thinking you've never had a prisoner this hot dude she's a freak it's not lots of beef cake but almost too pretty you know yeah and I kind of like a dad bod you kind of got a dad bod figure going on you're kind of skinny with kind of a round her belly if you want me to suck you off I'll do it in the cell right here I'll just do it in the cell right here hey what do you have to eat around here I'm I'm allergic to fish you should know that that's all they have stupid New Island ju CL little miles till I turned 12 and she was like chew your own food and I was like no I kind of like it most annoying your mom chewed your food till you were 12 I one of the kids I grew up with was breastfed till he was 12 seriously where's your bathroom I got to okay Mama's got a poop point me in the direction of the [ __ ] Rock so long losers oh dude he's scheming he's going to follow you there's nothing but miles and miles of damn what the hell is that a great waterfall at the end of the world oh [ __ ] they found the end of the world dude that's so sick oh my gosh that's [Music] badass whoa [ __ ] dude that looks like Avatar this part right here would be totally worth seen this movie in theaters for just this part alone insane dude the [ __ ] little dragon babies whose dragon babies are those we're Toothless and white Toothless in here [ __ ] oh wait okay maybe not damn I thought we were going to see some toothless babies wa it really does exist of course dude hiccup is always right I don't understand why y'all don't listen to everything he says wow oh my gosh oh my gosh toothless damn dude holy [ __ ] it's so cool now that's a king yeah and that's his Queen they're prancing around each other it's probably not as cute when I do it oh God hiccup's realizing that toothless doesn't really need him oh that's heartbreaking oh no oh [Music] [ __ ] guys it's crazy because the dragons can't I mean they can communicate but they can't speak but we know exactly what they're saying hey sit the [ __ ] back that's my owner I'm sorry but I I I [Music] just why is do crying you should be asleep I was thirsty Dad are you going to get us a new mom I don't want another she the love of my life but with love comes loss son sometimes it hurts but in the end it's all worth it How to Train Your Dragon out here teaching life lessons man a toothless misses her it's okay but you belong there with her we'll find a way to man she here she's here wow chills dude chills we might not have to say goodbye after all no you're probably still going to have to Ruff nut oh [ __ ] no they're they're tracking Ruff nut they couldn't handle me [ __ ] they are using you were you followed I never look back hiccup okay that's not I'm going to brag about you dumb [ __ ] no no he's not coming back he's oh oh no no no no no please please please no no Aaron every time we see this dude start playing Beautiful People by Marilyn Manson cuz he literally looks like Marilyn [ __ ] Manson oh my [Applause] God what are they doing they could totally take him not with life on the line you are nothing without your dragon yes he is scal this [ __ ] oh that is just great I think it's time for number two to become number one y'all just shut the [ __ ] up don't say it I wasn't going to I shouldn't have dragged you out there he wouldn't have flown me back she wouldn't have followed yep I feel like the same screw-up I was before I met toothless I can see that are you just going to stand there and agree with everything well you're right but I was the first to believe in you and I have watched you doubt whether you're worthy ever since but you know what I am the person I am today because of you you are the bravest most stubborn most determined knucklehead I know toothless didn't give you that hiccup he just made it easier so what are you going to do about it dude she's the perfect wife material man that's know let's go suit up gang how are we going to get our dragons back without dragons yeah that's actually a good question I didn't think about that gosh what a dilemma for toothless dude save the woman you love or do you save the rest of the Dragons best of luck controlling them without an alpha [ __ ] you eyebrows nice ni there you go there you go perfect [Music] timing nice oh wait light fur is going under heads up than look out [Music] kiss each other in battle yeah okay okay after battle after battle [ __ ] I'm coming toothless you still think he cares about you let's just see who he follows I'm sorry bud for everything does it mean I'm sorry for everything what are you oh getting him in this predicament sorry we're late for the party you're right sorry we're late for the party fear the facial hair my beard see that there cute that's a bad Omen you're cursed oh that's a lot of bad Omens damn they're like little piranhas dude oh we've got problems dude [ __ ] those little dragon's stupid [ __ ] vermant I mean they're not stupid they're controlled so it I mean it's just annoying I don't know dude that gets me amped up your whole [ __ ] Viking Squad cheering you on what are what are you doing wait shock him out of control oh [Music] [ __ ] no God damn it you kill both of us fighting over a dragon yes that's your plan yes toothless this is save [Music] him what oh my God oh my God she saved him oh my God she's going to save him too oh I knew you'd come around that's so cool I love that she looked at him just like toothless used to wait so everybody lives good morning bud boy you're full of surprises he's all yours and y'all are all each others dude this is going to work out just exactly how I wanted it to isn't it you know a it may be blessed with Brawn but just between us you have the brains oh my God a little Mil is actually going to happen all right we're not going to ruin the sentimental moment with that [ __ ] they're going to be away from each other aren't they you're right bud it's time no it's not I was so busy fighting for a world that I wanted I didn't think about what you needed God you've looked after us for storm fly my good girl wait I I just don't feel like that this is necessary no go on butd lead them to the hidden world I love you too and I want you to be free our world doesn't deserve you [Music] yet oh my god dude oh no okay all right we're all right we're all right this is a good ending no no no no no do not look back no [Music] ah you know thinking back to the second movie hiccup really just did what stoic did both stoic and Hiccup sacrificed themselves for their children for the for the individual that they loved most it's [ __ ] dope dude well at least the dragons come back for Christmas or something something they're getting married oh my God she's so pretty wow I love this little Viking community and family Chief come crying to my full big beard oh okay you in I like sensitive guys oh God you like every guy but they got to show us toothless right toothless come swooping in there were dragons when I was a boy oh there were great Grim Sky dragons that next he's a dad oh my god dude they're family others say they were nothing but folktales to begin with I'm okay with that oh my my God they have little Night Fury babies little light night little Night Lights dud they little Night Lights hey there bud remember me yeah he does tell me he licks his face okay yeah I am glad to see you too he's not going to eat your father imagine he does imagine he just eats Hiccup and murders him dead there's blood all over the boat all right that's my mind doing its thing focus on the happy here hold your hands out let him come to you it's the cutest [ __ ] thing I've ever seen oh where are the babies oh they're little baby babies oh my God they're so cute wow Legend says that when the ground Quicks or lava spewed from the earth it's the dragons letting us know they're still here this is the greatest Trilogy ever the greatest Trilogy ever but we birkens we know otherwise and we'll guard the secret until the time comes when dragons can return in peace H is that teeing up a fourth movie I need more I'm sorry I know you don't [ __ ] with things that are a perfect ending but I need more oh dude the chills go all the way down to my gu I got gu bumps dude like dude I just I cannot believe how good those movies are and for me it's just like it gave me everything I wanted without being cheesy without taking the easy way out I think that what How to Train Your Dragon's done is they flip the script with the traditional storytelling and they just kind of did everything perfectly I'm so impressed and they left it open for maybe some more movies I'm not sure if they want to do that and some people might think that'd be butchering it I don't know where they would go I think based on three phenomenal movies they could come out with the fourth but who [ __ ] knows dude think there's going to be a live action movie as well I'm word vomiting now because I am so overwhelmed with emotion and happiness and it's truly one of those situations where you cannot be sad it's over you have to be happy that it happened but guys that's all I got for you if you've made it to this point in the video you're not subscribed hit that subscribe button and I'll see you in the next one love you guys peace don't believe the lies dece I can be more a r I can see you're dying to leave and I don't want to

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Length: 36min 18sec (2178 seconds)

Published: Fri Apr 05 2024