The FUNNIEST & DUMBEST 911 Calls Ever Made! (Try not to laugh Challenge)

how can I help you yeah I'm over here I'm over here at Burger King right here in San Clemente no not centrally I'm sorry I live in Saxony I'm in Laguna Niguel I think that's on at I'm at a drive-thru right now I had I ordered my food three times they're mopping the floor inside and I understand they're busy they're not even busy okay I've been the only car here I asked for four different times to make me a Western barbecue burger okay they've given me a hamburger with lettuce tomato and cheese onions I just got my kids from Taekwondo they're hungry I'm on my way home and I live in San Clemente uh-huh okay she said she gave me another hamburger it's wrong I said four times I said I wanted to go can you go out in parts and friend I said yeah I want my ham of the white so then the lady came to the manager whatever whoever she is she came up and she said um she said you want your money no I want my kids hungry and I have to I want to come up and I said can I please have my Western burger she said I'm not doing that she walked away come because they're mopping the floor and thoughtfulness sides and they don't want to run they want to go through their burger the way you want it well that is that you're supposed to be here to protect me well what are we protecting you from the wrong cheeseburger no you need to go and act like an adult and either get your money back and go home acting like an adult herself I'm sitting here in my car I just want them to make my kids to get your money back from the manager and you go on your way home okay okay bye-bye what the [ __ ] is in the poison yeah but I brought McKnight for 9-1-1 what's the location of your emergency let's not get into that yet I have a question is this an emergency sir depends well not really if it's not an emergency you don't call 911 well I have a quite a legal question well it's not a is this an emergency I don't know what that means is it life-threatening or an active crime in progress crime in progress possibly what's going on I was just growing some marijuana I was just wondering what uh how much you know trouble you can get into for one plan you're growing marijuana and you want to know how much depends on how big the plant is it's only a seedling in all its possession okay I can get pinched for a roach in a car okay alright thanks for the info you're welcome goodbye this isn't really an emergency but it is a sort of one through this little lady I've been terribly upset and I thought the only thing I could do I don't think of sleep pills and all of that myself a couple of small bottles of problem the problem is I can't open the bottle could you send a man over and I'll be downstairs and have him open the bottle okay wait a minute okay wait a minute am I correct that you can't sleep so you went out and bought two bottles of beer and you want a placement to combine open employers please because I don't have any equipment here it seems to handle that kind of a talk and I have never gone in I think I had a ketchup bottle once and a neighbor broke the top off well listen I'm gonna get you someone out there to open those beer bottles for you oh do you just stay in here apartment now Betty yeah I'll send them up to the apartment what's your phone number I can hardly see it it's all brought it in but it looks like I can't see it little magnifier okay you can't see without magnifying glass that's okay that I don't know your phone number now and it's down below and that is was it and then they put another one with the top and they're sort of over blurred okay just get it kind of cold sober and I know you are and I don't have any any bad intent or anything I just like being able to sleep I know well we'll get you out there don't that beer bottle thank you aha hang up okay nine-one-one merger emergency um I have a question okay um I talked about that my dog was maybe with another dog and uh his dick is stuck in her yeah um I don't know what to do your dog yeah he was amazing with another dog well that's how it works I know but his dick is stuck in her thanks trying to get it out well they they they lie like that for about 45 minutes after it happens so it stays like that yeah the dogs stay like that for about 45 minutes after they mate oh so like they're pissed a still it needs to be attached nurse that's how it works oh okay I'm sorry for calling okay are you alone by yourself there yeah I'm just watching the dogs and I'm just kind of home playing this okay you were you trying to get these dogs to breed no the school um they just been like playdates for a while and they've just been breeding Oh have you ever have you ever thought of getting those animals fixed no my parents just left so I have you ever have you ever thought of getting your dog neutered if you don't want them to breathe I haven't thought about this I'm 11 years old okay but that's a good idea okay you might want to think about that talk to your parents if you don't if you don't want your dog to breed okay cuz what it what are you gonna do with the puppies now oh we all know okay alright thank you I was wondering if he could send officer over to my place - I have so many physically removed what do you want removed just a girl she's sleeping in my bed she's in your bed right now she's just snoring away and like the train is that her snoring that I'm hearing yeah she's not like the train police say the man was drunk and brought the woman home when he couldn't wake her up to stop snoring he called police they did respond officers got her to wake up gave her a clean bill of health until the man this is not a police matter 9 go find Amy fire medical or police yeah just push what's the problem so we're here at McDonald which McDonald no one on Tribune I would okay and we're on TV highway it's on one 198 contribute over so you're out and you're in a lower than right yeah okay and what's the problem there this lady we ordered some food and we went home that our older wasn't in there and my little brother is crying for his oranges and stuff and we came back with the receipt and everything egg we have our order we paid for it and she was like oh no I can't do anything about it she was laughing at my brother-in-law could he ordered the food in he couldn't speak English right little lizard and she's not even showing up in the window now she said she told us that she was going to call the cops and nobody I showed up and that's why I called and she was very rude here and so and you know we wish to gods my dad came in everybody that they were my dad my dad was a cop in here so I don't want to make a problem yeah I don't put okay since of [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] I won mine which emergency yes um it's a weird circle up in the sky there's a round four buckle and it starts in the middle this is never happen in Tampa Florida please go outside look up in the sky and look at this we're obvious and I need to get the news people on is it a cloud or is it a cloud it's a big black circle in the middle and it's all the way around and it's never been in the United States of America never ever I thought a tornado is it no ma'am so they're on the cycle the less you're getting a little bigger and bigger you go outside and look up in the sky matter which you address ma'am on that net part here are what whether there is you know it's another while I'm amazing I can walk outside and look at it it's there on each address we can go to it look it's just a big old black circle it's a big circle and around it is know like a little light yellow looking color around it but it fits right over there a black circle the yellow circle around it right do they walk outside of your office right now and look in the sky and you can see that from anywhere this is missus earthly I mean I'll tell the judge okay in that area thank you all right bye-bye

Channel: Mazie Rose Playz

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Id: ZiqUAiOZb5I

Length: 11min 20sec (680 seconds)

Published: Mon Oct 15 2018