The FNAF Movie - good for fans and nobody else ever

who else was uncomfortable during the toy bonning El ship make out session after eight years the FNAF movie came out and it was way closer to willly Wonderland than I wanted look at the critic scores dude what the [ __ ] are the critics doing did did they not realize every animatronic movie doesn't have Nicholas Cage I'm mostly making this video out of necessity I did the trailer thing with the rats and I talked about the movies that were made basically just because this one took so long I probably won't give the most detailed review or the most original opinion but there's some interesting things to mention so yeah spoiler alert by the way balloon boy jump scares you three times we were freaking the [ __ ] out it was just too much it's a miracle the movie even released again it's been like 8 years in development hell and I'm sorry I liked what we got but if this was the good script then I don't want to see what plushy's Take Manhattan was dear God thank you for the food we are about to receive and our friends and family amen the movie just doesn't feel like it took that many drafts and rewrites and an actually did you know what I mean but it's Scott's Vision he wanted the Freddy and Bonnie table shot blame him the movie follows Mike SCH Mike Schmid Mike sh sorry unlike the games where it's heavily implied Mike Schmidt is also the son of Aton himself Michael Aton it's me Michael I did it here he's this kind of guy who really likes sleeping with the power of drug addiction and this is like a reference to FNAF 4 right takes these so he can try to remember what the man that kidnapped his brother looks like and there's so many of these scenes I think there's too much and there's stupid stuff like oh yeah man come on yeah that really scared me I fell on the floor nobody found me for weeks but honestly these aren't that bad mostly just because the kid acting as golden Freddy spirit is actually an amazing actor especially for a little kid all I'm saying is that I never cringed at this kid's lines but Matthew lard wasn't so lucky I always come and then all the other kids are like follow me follow me all the acting in this movie is fine there's just some spots in the script where I really don't know how any actor would make it sound good mic is played by Josh Hutcherson who I really only know as the kid from Polar Express and seora do you remember seora that movie is in like top 10 movies of all time for me it's it's better than this movie I'm sorry what what does it do anything I want give me a juice box B is this scary Vanessa was fine she's still really confusing though like she works in this movie's context like if you don't know anything about the games but also many aspects of this movie kind of rely on you having to know about the game [Music] Freddy not Freddy what the [ __ ] do you mean that's not Freddy I liked all the random like not man character performances like the stupid gang breaking into the pizzeria Max and Jeff are fun characters he looks like Breaking Bad [Music] Todd what kind of pizza do you like uh Carl was there and Hank my dear uncle Hank as if the suffering wasn't enough whatever you did do not be related to William Aton for some reason people thought uncle Hank was going to be this movie's version of Henry Emily I don't really know why the only connection I can think of is that he's against the Fazbear initiative and he kind of looks like Henry from that one shitty character Encyclopedia guys you know you know they would get like Jack Black to play Emily or some [ __ ] not Christian Stokes via Camy cover yourself Pizza I still love uncle Hank and he has like maybe four lines and half of them are screaming the trailer basically showed all of these characters dying and people still thought they would be important hey connection terminated it's me I'm actually the real Uncle Goodbye Mr I always come back see you later alligator but honestly my favorite performance is probably Doug they canceled FNAF plus this scene caught me off guard because bam Sparky reference bam nope that's not a penis that's my dessert thank M we were so overwhelmed by grief that we didn't even catch him saying this [ __ ] that's just a theory you [ __ ] whipper snapper why did I write that welcome to sparkies could I set you folks up with some appetizers we are not eating [ __ ] you I didn't expect this mostly because Matt Pat just [ __ ] lied like during live streams he acted really sad that he wasn't invited and honestly that's funny as [ __ ] he should just lie to his fans more Scott cin named him Nest you snarky son of a [ __ ] Matt Pat should have stuck with the best boobs in gaming he's weighing over his head there's some other YouTuber cameos which are all right Doo and a bunch of other YouTubers are on the SpongeBob employee of the month wall and I love it so much especially when it's smash with a baseball bat look out D I will give you the remnant to live forever if you help me corex kinchin has his own role as the cab driver and I honestly wasn't really familiar with him until I watched him of his videos and it was this if you don't have a Whopper I'll take a baconer instead oh you think you at Wendy his reaction is a little too like YouTuber reaction for my taste like he he might as well be reading off an ad for [ __ ] air up everyone can tell he's out of place but honestly I like his inclusion because he was a longtime fan like he met Scott before it's obvious why he's in this but yes I would rather have smik Jak sepai isn't in the movie in fact he said he didn't like it you can have your opinions uh I don't really care like a lot of people didn't like it weren't weren't you in free guy he looks like an NPC but he's running around leveling up crazy fast by being the freaking good guy who the hell even knows who this blue shirt guy is but I'll tell you this he's got me thinking about NPCs and how I play the game marip was going to be involved but he couldn't due to being too busy not playing my friend's game FNAF plus and also he's making his own movie based on iron lung that one game that I think exists probably the right call to focus on your own movie rather than show up in a funny bear movie for like 2 minutes Marco would have played the night guard at the beginning of the movie that got killed and honestly it's probably for the best I wouldn't take anything in this movie seriously if it started with that [ __ ] the guy they did get actually does an amazing job at being a scared little [ __ ] little guy and I love the little noises he makes this movie would go way harder if this was AJ Pinkerton just think of it think of it a lot of people were mad the movie wasn't rated R and honestly what the hell did you expect what you wanted bloody drug sex m the game I heard a baby crying in the theater nobody gives a [ __ ] it's not just their ghosts that are inside of those machines it's their bodies may I sh no there's not a lot of Gore in the games unless you want to count this Super Mario Ros XE [ __ ] so the amount of Gore we got was fine Max's kill kind of look stupid and made me forget I was watching a movie that was anticipated for 8 years but they show the gang's bodies like shoving in the suits later on and hey it's it's it's got Gore is a little bit disturbing if you're scared by these videos but there's also one on the Nexus that makes both Chica and Roxy quote bigger and certain areas as the mod author describes it I don't know if I'll I'll be I'll be talking about chica until I get a girlfriend honestly at this point oh well either way at least I have chica until I don't need her anymore which is proving to take longer than I had hoped to not only be chased by one but multiple women is actually the dream my man Hank was shoved into Spark the dog I'm going to be sick we were so surprised seeing this thing become real from fake rumor to this it's amazing the [ __ ] was always there in that back room now where's this [ __ ] Shadow Freddy is just a spare suit which is funny because that's exactly how it's portrayed in night five which is some fan film that I will continue to reference people also complained about how friendly the animatronics are throughout most of the film and the famous Fort scene but honestly I think it's the right idea these animatronics are just kids and also they just kind of need to build back up that friendliness the the characters should have it makes it more surprising whenever they're like killing people with guns or whatever the [ __ ] they do my biggest problem with the movie is probably all the stuff outside the pizeria the most stuff was actually really cool I wish there was more of Jeremiah picking up that tiny ass book with his big ass hand but all the Aunt Jane stuff I just don't really care that much I'm kind of fine with it now but it felt like that dragged on a little too long same with the Garrett flashback stuff like I said the movie honestly needed better time management or just a longer runtime like what happened to all the flashbacks was like fixed foxy dudee Wily's Wonderland had a flashback you [ __ ] up a lot more time could have went to stuff that really needed elaboration I I get it it's Scott C and his own kids don't know when they were born but come on a lot of this stuff is kind of hard to get especially for General audiences that's why the critics scores like that they couldn't wrap their heads around golden Freddy you really think someone would do that just go on the internet and tell lies this is kind of starting a new conversation but it's a good example in this movie Vanessa is Williams daughter which is someone who who's talked about VY for like 20 minutes like a [ __ ] weirdo it's just really strange but in this cannon it makes sense it's its own Cannon she didn't really have to speak like specifically Vanessa but sure Scott loves reusing the same five names but during the reveal they don't want to show that it's the same guy who hired Mike so she shows him this picture he's my father that's your father the [ __ ] robot bunny I will shoot you white people like if I didn't know [ __ ] and I wasn't someone who's talked about the FNAF musical like three times I would be extremely confused by half the [ __ ] in this movie like what the hell were spring locks they're briefly touched on by Vanessa's old technology that used to be used in the suits but the explanation about them being both mascot suits and animatronics is never stated so it kind of just looks like a torture device for no reason and also our example of a spring lock suit doesn't really make sense it's like some [ __ ] thing from the books named Ella and the spring locks just go off by movement you're supposed to be like [ __ ] dancing and hugging people in these things why is it just a bear trap it should malfunction via cause that usually would not happen like the suit coming in contact with water also the Ellis suit is like the size of a small girl no performer could get in the suit why did why do you have this thing Aton well it's probably because he's a serial killer he is in office now first I killed your brother when I killed your brother why does Mike just not react whenever it's the same guy who hired him this is new information is he stupid I like Matthew's performance this no I really do but some parts of the script were iffy and he ultimately feels underutilized but the battle against him is the best scene in the movie so yeah you did good Lillard I always liked this guy and his performance is Aton is honestly great one of the most unjust moments in cinema is when they replaced Matthew and scoo with the [ __ ] Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs guy [ __ ] off Matthew is Shaggy and he's still a big celebrity this this has nothing to do with FNAF I don't care what the [ __ ] damn it holy [ __ ] I have problems but I couldn't see anyone else in the role well well actually maybe the next get the [ __ ] out of here his introduction to Steve Raglin is great and I can't tell if it's a better showing of his character than the actual ending it's a shame the reveal wasn't at all a big surprise since every time Doo saw this guy he would just immediately say William William although it is funny to hear the name William Aton and a major Motion Picture CH Chico wasn't funny now Aton that's [ __ ] hilarious the scene of him just walking in is cool as [ __ ] and even though it's silly as hell I still really like him like [ __ ] Wario shoulder bashing mic and kicking him the voice Matthew does actually fits but it's kind of hard to not be used to the stupid British voice that's been around forever hello everybody it is me yes I can't say I'm a big fan of the weird filter on his voice though but whenever he takes the mask off and he sounds like tiger I'm all for that you are wretched rot little beast I made you for some reason cupcake initiates the spring locks people are defending this line with their life this is the hill you want to die on because it's not even a hill it's a pothole in the road I get it's kind of his catchphrase but in this context it just doesn't make sense he hasn't come back before this is his first time dying he can't always come back if this is his first time leaving it's almost like he realized he should say his catchphrase before he died and quickly coughed that out and [ __ ] off I always come back that sounded a lot better in my head smell of the undead my fa something like I'll come back would have worked fine Aton saying this line is especially weird because I'm pretty sure the original and Pizzeria simulator is a [ __ ] Chucky reference I'll be back I always come back the last line you're made villain says should it be from something else it's an adaption adapt the line in a way that makes sense you you know what would have been cool maybe not as his final line but I really wanted to see him say something he said in the silver rise novel and what makes you think they won't kill you because I am one of them that goes hard as [ __ ] I just wanted to see that but instead we got I always you know what the best part about killing somebody overall the movie was pretty good for at least FNAF fans and I think it deserves its success it just kind of cool to see the small any game win this much and become more recognizable than the thing it was based on [ __ ] you past goall if I didn't mention a lot of specific important stuff it's because I probably liked them like aby's acting is good the animatronics are absolutely amazing and I really enjoy seeing the return of practical effects especially to this scale foxy is a fullon animatronic and holy [ __ ] it looks like you can knock him over really easily The Living Tombstone song play at the end is probably one of my favorite things ever that ever happened that was amazing hearing that I thought the movie was good but my taste is kind of horrible and I can't wait for the sequel It's her time [ __ ] hey guys have you seen my cupcake anywhere ah the voice of an Angel H God damn it God damn it [ __ ] is he trying to do phun guy oh no that was just wasn't part of what what is this like old ass phon pulls out it's just like on his desk what is that's like it's a [ __ ] TV remote what at the driving in the old man SP behind the bushes till you got screaming for down the basement and baby it's so gross oh all these people are disgusting in here why did I pick this theater am I in Rock Bottom from SpongeBob probably big giant ogre moms bringing their kids in [ __ ] my popcorn bucket this probably there's probably people jerking off in the theater now get the [ __ ] out of here

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Length: 15min 13sec (913 seconds)

Published: Tue Nov 14 2023