The FFXIV Female Race Tierlist

what is this the 13th final fantasy 14 tier list on the races available in this game well yes i'm out of ideas today we're going to be doing a tier list on the races of this game we're going over animations customization and uniqueness the plot twist is that we're going to be doing the ladies first because every single one of you is playing a female character myself included asman will turn into a female character player one day just uh and by no means is it because i'm too lazy to include another race in the picture go [ __ ] yourself welcome to the objectively correct tier list where we objectif it's uh it's a it's a tier list it's a it's an opinionated tier list though yeah quick quaggity duck this is what the [ __ ] i want you wish you could make your childhood crush for this one these are the humans that were transported from earth to yorzia they have deformed ever since they lost the wifi connection when it comes to lore they are basically just like the real world nothing too interesting there they got no stamina no eyes no nose no ears and no muscle but they do have this kind vibe surrounding them but sometimes they look like they will castrate you regardless and they are a showcase on square enix's beginnings of character customization and animation when it comes to customization they have something that makes them more unique which is a muscle slider i know we're always having this too but shut the [ __ ] they have five face options and only one of them makes you not want to neck yourself i won't say which one there's also a face that makes you look like a mother of seven so you go queen their animations are stale and nearly edging the player for proper movement so let's not go over any of them because if i do i'll probably grow a [ __ ] aneurysm please stop running please the only thing i can say is that they are so unique it's an acquired taste so much so that their msq counterparts are either scarred complex monsters or useless [Music] i give them a solid sea for classic didn't beat the storm not a little liquid sunshine never hurt nobody let's get it your grandfather probably fought and died in the war only for you to get dominated by a bisexual girl with tattoos that's highlander they are your lonely cougars in your area carrying a ton of muscle height and they give off that feeling that most men dream of having but they still have the issue of which face will make you want to neck yourself with very strong animations and qualities i think we can agree that highlanders are your basic niche of enjoyment when it comes to character design overall being the face of what feminism love and hate about the stout cougar i have nothing else to say oh and thighs to my surprise lisa and menphilia are known as highlanders but we all know that's [ __ ] unless if you play these you're basically a man who still wants to feel masculine in a feminine physique or a woman who wants to feel taller than 182 centimeters or six foot for my fellow americans [Music] [ __ ] [ __ ] you elves are the supposed honored races of all mmos they are the type of people that will get so much traction that the internet is no safe haven as if the internet was one in the first place allison's are strange they give off a goofy but honorable look that makes me question myself their neck so long to drink the running waters of waterfalls also why the [ __ ] are their hands so lifeless they are among the more unique people since you only see them as npcs but some people manage to make them look better than decent so props to you don't think of lord of the rings when you pick these by the way because that that's setting the bar too high i think i always try to imagine them being the dummy mommies but they get overshadowed by bunnies and muscular women so if they look like emilions then milk me she stands up [Music] you have muscles bigger than the physical being you're playing as lalafells are very expressive in nature but god forbid you go for the most sus voice ever they're short and small and that makes me relate to them and the golden rule is that if there is one lalafell there are many more coming soon they really do move in herds they are compressed in every way shape and form and it makes me [ __ ] uncomfortable i want to know what made you play this race other than the fact that you were cyberbully to play it or maybe have this power fantasy of a [ __ ] carrying a big ass weapon you are naturally evil because a realm are born scarred any person from seeing a lalafell in a good light it's either because of greed spite or the simple need for chaos make sure you have someone test your drinks by the way because someone is always out to kill you [Music] [Music] i'll give them a c for chris hanson a little [ __ ] belongs to me admit it you have a crippling addiction to nekopara anime hentai and other japanese content mikos are the driving point for any player final fantasy when you're on the race selection and go through the choices only one of them will activate your neuron it's a lovable kind of degeneracy that makes people wholeheartedly agree that this is the basic [ __ ] i love how there is one face that makes them look horrendous and another face that makes them look like they're from mean girls animations are cool they're not over the top like lalafells or stale as ellison or midlander here you'll find a minimum of 29 in a nightclub surrounded by dummy mommies and cucks so good luck picking one or two up to help run your bakery they're either seen as the over-the-top excited ones or calm collected brats that you would let walk all over you they get an a four what to say these are the rare species of eorzea you'll only ever come across this specimen in a cutscene they are the highlanders that drank seawater instead of protein shakes once you come across these [ __ ] you'll either be a scared b insecure or c turned on that stands for set and they'll make you set rowers don't even need proper animations to put you under their boots and most importantly they'll make you feel like a lalafell i'm not talking through experience i promise everyone loves these guys because of moon breeda and no one can say otherwise i guess we have merl whip too but [ __ ] me if anyone knows how to say her name properly they get a c for catfish dwayne get out my [ __ ] comment section go do something man you know what i got something for your ass you have a certification for daddy issues auras are the people that attract the scalies they have a variety of looks which includes but it's not limited to sub trying to be a dom and a mermaid if you pick the thick tail you need jesus and if you pick this race in general you need to upload yourself their animations are very fluid and expressive probably have back problems too from how hard they arch it and if an aura rubs their horns on you don't worry it's a sign of affection literally nuzzling your bulgy woolji your msq counterparts are either conservative shy or batshit crazy also most people who play aura are crazy it's it's just a fact [Music] they get an s for scales steve is taking his first baby steps look at him go yo what the [ __ ] is up you have an addiction to the category of milf vieiras are the things that most races wish to be tall strong hot and not that much leaning towards the furry scale carrying the kind of tall that doesn't seem as intimidating ever felt bad look from a condescending woman but you got a little rustle that's vieira funny enough is that they sometimes have that baby face look on such an adult body it's sometimes off-putting but some people make it work their animations aren't too over the top but they can be expressive enough their body language speaks more than their voices especially their their msq counterparts can be hard on the outside and soft on the inside kind of waifus or clueless tribesmen [Music] they get a b for bunny and this is the final tier list if i offended you then uh 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Length: 9min 55sec (595 seconds)

Published: Sun Jul 31 2022