'The Entrepooneur' - Theranos Parody

>> HOW'S MY HAIR, DO I LOOK INTO THE CAMERA CAMERA? >> JAMES CORDEN, WHAT CAN I SAY? HE WAS GOING TO CHANGE THE WAY WE TALK ABOUT HEALTH FOREVER. >> THIS MAN WAS ON THE VERGE OF DATE CREATING A MULTIBILLION DOLLAR HEALTH COMPANY. >> JAMES WHAT IS YOUR DREAM? >> MY DREAM IS TO TRANSFORM THE LANDSCAPE OF MODERN MEDICINE AS WE KNOW IT. >> EVERYONE WORSHIPPED THE GROUND HE WALKED ON. WE WERE ALL CONVINCED HE WOULD BE THE NEXT STEVE JOBS. >> NO MORE DOCTOR, NO MORE DEATH. >> IT IS OBVIOUSLY TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE, BUT WHEN YOU MET THE MAN AND STARRED INTO HIS EYES, IT WAS IMPOSSIBLE NOT TO GET SWEPT UP INTO HIS VISION. >> HI A SIMPLE BUT POWERFUL VISION. WHAT IF EVERY PERSON IN AMERICA HAD A BOX IN THEIR HOUSE. AND EVERY PERSON COULD POO IN THAT BOX. YOU LEAVE IT IT THERE, AND WE'LL DO THE REST. >> AND WHAT DID THE IDEA. >> THE POSSIBILITIES OF ENDLESS, GENE MAPPINGK NIGHT VISION, LOW-LEVEL FLYING, NASAL HAIR REMOVAL CORN TOUR, CORN KROAPIA, HOW LONG DO YOU WANT ME TO GO ON. MOON BOOTS. >> YOU ARE PART OF SOMETHING THAT WILL CHANGE OUR WORLD. THIS BOX IS THE FUTURE. WE ARE THE FUTURE. >> JAMES CAME TO ME AND TOLD ME ABOUT HIS IDEA. AND I'M SORRY, BUT IT WAS INSANE. YOU CAN'T DO ANY OF THAT STUFF WITH POO. >> MAN HAS NO SCIENTIFIC BACKGROUND. HE HAD IN IDEA WHAT HES WITH TALKING ABOUT. >> AND IT WAS JUST A SHOE BOX. I MEAN LOOK AT THIS IT THING. IT IS NOT EVEN A GOOD SHOE BOX. >> THE COMPANY BECAME SO SECRETIVE AN PARANOID, JAMES REFUSED TO LET ANYBODY KNOW WHAT WAS GOING ON. >> WE DON'T NEED TO EXPLAIN OURSELVES TO OTHER COMPETITIVE COMPANIES, [BLEEP] YOU. >> WHAT COMPETITIVE COMPANY, NO ONE ELSE IS GETTING YOU TO TRY TO POO IN A BOX. >> HE PULL FOOLED THEM INTO THINKING HE WAS DOING MORE THAN JUST GETTING PEOPLE TO POO IN A BOX. >> HE WAS DECEIVING INVESTORS TO THE TUNE OF $500 MILLION. >> AND THEN THINGS JUST SNOWBALL FOOD THIS CRAZY SITUATION. >> PEOPLE STARTED SNDING THEIR BOXES BACK, DEMANDING ANSWERS BUT JAMES HAD TO PLAN. >> IT JUST KEPT PILING UP, BOXES AND BOXES OF POO. >> WHAT WAS COMING OUT OF HIS MOUTH WASN'T EVEN REALITY. IT WAS LUNACY. >> ONE POO, ONE BOX, ONE DREAM. >> WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? >> HE WAS MAD WITH POWER. AND MAD WITH POO. >> CAN'T TOUCH THIS. ♪ CAN'T TOUCH THIS. ♪. >> AND HE NEARLY GOT AWAY WITH IT. >> WHY DID YOU DO THIS, JAMES? >> OKAY, WE'RE DONE HERE, OKAY. NO MORE QUESTIONS. >> I SAID WE'RE DONE, OKAY. THE INTERVIEW IS-- I MEAN I SAID WE'RE DONE. THE INTERVIEW-- (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).

Channel: The Late Late Show with James Corden

Views: 1,072,297

Keywords: The Late Late Show, Late Late Show, James Corden, Corden, late night, late night show, comedy, comedian, celebrity, celeb, celebrities, CBS, joke, jokes, funny, funny videos, funny video, humor, hollywood, famous

Id: QBV7HRGM7ns

Length: 3min 31sec (211 seconds)

Published: Wed Mar 27 2019

Reddit Comments

[u/CuteBaldChick]

This is pretty funny. Fecanos had about as much plausibility as Theranos, though equally full of crap!

[u/candleflame3]

I love the Phyllis Gardner character.