The Endless Gamble! | Ascension 20 Silent Run | Slay the Spire

sort of unbelievable that i didn't win it thanks for the 100 bit snark him i wish the sun would go away oh it's like cooking so that kill it about now sort of maybe i think that was a success [Music] the silent no one can hear her scream random rare alex are pretty good got an ice cream to start this [Music] [Music] duplication push and blade dance all right see you bls oh that was not what i was trying to collect better still chaos there's an out maneuver help maneuver somewhat powerful with ice cream also just a poison stab food guardian no wonder i didn't know get out uh easy handling hey curly i wish you looked at the temperature before you went outside yeah yeah yeah um yeah poison is factorial function is that true what no it isn't it's not even no uh anyway outmaneuver whale or poison stab let's go poison stab i just need to hit things harder i think i'm not good at aoe fights so i shouldn't pursue hard hallway fights here i don't think okay poison is square your face is square board games of video games civilization has a board game one deadly poisson ow there's a store later i should survive long enough to get to it too i will have some energy please you know dose this i will now play every card except for the star and it's not really worth one energy to deal one damage i don't think and i will also use my potions the joys of silent deck versus lagoon i missed my defend by the way okay i didn't die there is chess which is based on diddy kong racing true also true big fan of chess got obnoxious fumes sure okay just rest again let's go for um um's upgrade maybe i can rest after this oh convenient 46.40 well you're on 19 okay this is presumably what the potions are for so that we can drink them i didn't get a relic from that fight hello i'm gonna take concentrate pretty happily i need 500 more gold than this that is tremendously unfortunate i think it's orange pellets oh i don't think there's any way to construct a duck that kills gremlin knob reliably out of this storm so i just have to take the hallway fight i might also die to the hallway fight sometimes that sort of sucks let's go back of prep actually i feel like bagger prep is enough stronger right now that i can card remove probably and i like card removing here i think i'm gonna say that i do okay this one doesn't kill me i put poison into my shiv deck perhaps this is not in fact a ship deck did you ask it what it wanted to be i don't remember seeing you asking out what i wanted to be i inquired and it told me that it wanted to be a poison deck so i'm progressing based on that understanding it would be really cool if i felt like i could upgrade crippling cloud right now used to believe i don't believe this act two is gonna be so hard though if i don't i can't block would i buy a shard here of course everybody would buy a shard here that was like not the opening hand not really yet wow okay easy easy actually um no problem i have 11 energy sort of cool i will have one in parenthesis one runic pyramid adrenaline's great over phantasmal killer i think so [Music] this is not what i requested we got some real cards let me get some real cards seems like it could be a good idea uh i'm not a poison duck okay understood i i take it all back well then all right um oh you learned the darndest things in life what's my win condition from here like wraith farm or something probably it's probably pretty good any block card i imagine would be quite strong i like this path something in here i don't know there's also like this but i think it kills me i want that to be the last card i play that's the sheer beauty the magnificence of it all wow george has never lost that is true i occasionally let another guy who looks a little bit like me play the game and he keeps on losing which is very awkward and confusing to my fans but i personally have never lost looking dagger or terror luke and dagger or terror in terror we try to build a big phantasmal killer turn right that's basically how we win which just took you from my page to somebody else's without you doing anything nice thanks twitch big fan of twitch love everything about it crippling cloud seems neat yeah it's a pretty good card oh endless agony i don't think the deck hates that card right now i'm not convinced it loves it i'm either to take riddle just because it deals 30 after phantasmal killer tech needs runic pyramid so bad don't they all though don't they all well-laid plans piercing whale is that better than arry already a tricky word to say i think it is i think it's exactly the two cards that i need right now i'm just going to take that the shots i think not so great good good penthouse won't kill her this is why we bought well-laid plans revolution counting for the six months i appreciate it doing well oh wow hmm [Music] actually somehow okay i guess thanks noxious fumes double fire pots cloak and dagger or all attack plus it's upgraded god it also is very good with phantasmal killer you think i have to take it uh yeah okay need a good draw that's a good draw look at that something good happened to us we actually okay here i don't i'm not sure i don't really want to use both fire potions may end up using both fire potions we'll see [Music] [Music] only one can handle using one i use it now though probably one red mask a blessing of the forge is nice out the mover plus isn't bad but maybe i don't have enough card draw for it maybe i need to backflip like if i had a skewer yeah but i don't have a skewer i need the backflop staying alive staying alive you believe in a thing called jorbs just listen to the rhythm of my heart i believe in a thing oh he hit it sort of hit some note up there just wondering if i i'm meant to upgrade potion before i play backflip i don't think so it's fine to play it after oh yeah do i play blade dance first depends on if i draw and play accuracy or not right it's sort of awkward to play at first play it second easy easy game one of the easiest games maybe i shouldn't have played [Music] things is there a way to predict when i'll stream nope i like to keep everyone guessing that's a lot of my allure oh i'm okay with taking one you thought my main selling point was my sex appeal i have two main selling points just like very patiently waiting for the super super super strong relic that i'm totally gonna get that's going to make me win here wait was it ice cream [ __ ] if it was ice cream this is not working out super great uh i think it's escape plan over bullet time i don't use bullet time very well here i'm feeling a super early fight a certain tingling in my body that feels a lot like a super elite fight i think we upgrade cloud or well-laid plans or something first not entirely sure what blade dance a lot of options it's going to be dark stone perry amped hey so i have the one blade dance we're gonna get a lot of mileage out of our one blade dance one blade dances zero block hillary's codex that can block sometimes so didn't drop concentrate on my opener this is spooky certainly possible for nil rays to be a game winning relic certainly possible [Music] thanks skip so i want to drop piercing while before i get attacked again [Music] um sure maybe i could have saved my fire pot actually have a lot of block it is for like a gazillion billion now so a gazillion billion we meet again yeah that full box wreath forms a nice uh insurance plan i think i always have lethal off this but yup it feels good to put wraith form in your deck maybe i could have waited and put sundial on one certainly possible got a letter opener let's take calculated gamble [Music] [Music] this one [Music] so i managed to take one in this fight maybe there's a line that took zero but this seemed fine liquid memories it gets blade dance back sort of a big deal i have no dexterity i just generally have no ability to block in any way though like mama thanks for the 15 months show to you as well favorite shop exclusive relic you mean orange balance how is this even a question hmm not sure i wanted to draw a blade dance there [Music] so any well-laid plans in my day [Music] are these loans like upgrade wait upgrade i probably don't upgrade 57 [Music] health [Music] replies [Music] so how scary is this like maybe given that my chev's deal 48 each this turn maybe i should have just cashed the center for ships with accuracy that was a lot better i think i'm okay though dapper cadaver george mcjords who's that oh another blade down so that's pretty good here [Music] do i discard blade downs to this incredible [Music] [Laughter] well done aldo [Music] maybe this shouldn't have played it seems like sort of possible you are death gg we go next act we're still alive i respect that we could have easily played it first when we get phantasmal killer obviously last knife and venom adrenaline oh good snekoi has arrived managed to remove every strike ice cream stucco is actually pretty good it's just this deck [ __ ] hates that kawaii [Music] yeah probably just pandas it's weird because my defends aren't necessarily bad cards here [Music] nightmare leg sweep well-laid plans and lasagna blur at least they're not common [Music] that's a significant upgrade to the deck sort of maybe could have used a fourth energy though i don't know maybe maybe it could have been good let's wander through this act and see how many times we die the bad news is the deck isn't great good news is [Music] act 3 isn't very good either energy relic from act three boss will uh get us there maybe it could do believable that's the pop-up right there that's all we're looking for nope i think strength potion's actually worse than both of these potions what do i have for dinner god there are people who have eaten dinner already that sounds like such a good idea [Music] probably do that at some point [Music] this explosion works well here when we crown source your dinner what does that mean maybe not sure what it means okay [Music] order food for me no uh play dance plus bully dance plus i like the prepared plus actually quite a lot but i think we take blade dance i have double accuracy plus right so this card is good this card's okay it just like is worse than liquid memories i think don well that's helpful going into a storm time for a little frozen eye maybe any bad cards in the deck will it even remove like endless agony feels pretty intense to spend 100 gold to remove endless agony from your deck that card is just not that bad perhaps magnetism is the winning line it feels a lot like frozen eye is going to show us that our deck isn't good whenever we check our draw pile we'll like open the draw pile and look at the card order and be like yeah odex bad and then that'll be how it contributes i'm not sure how useful that is though sort of seem like the only relevant thing in the shop maybe art of war maybe a heart of war frozen name probably art of war frozen i'm oh wait alaska thanks for the six months show to you as well [Music] um [Music] i need to play deadly poison we actually need to play deathly poison [Music] 50 damage right now so illustrious lightning dance is a pretty good card i think the deck is all set up and not much payoff okay well watch watch this you think about that huh was that not much payoff seemed like payoff to me measure phantasmal killer double blade dance adds up double welded plans right does add up my health sort of doesn't come back very fast if i take damage that said not sure i'm going to be playing here sengway all this turn that just seems sort of awful sort of awful maybe i don't need noxious fumes actually now that i looked at it a little bit more oh but i need terror do you want hold on shiv's hit for 34 plus terror no not plus ever shifts it for 68. i have seven of oh i don't need terror it's better than accuracy alright friend head you think that's what it likes to be called see how this goes [Music] let's see how this goes spoilers jorbs is gonna open maybe i should not have ruined my sundial probably not regal pillow not really it take a blade dance it is now time to battle the nemesode that is that is its actual name assad it doesn't like to be called them assad but we wanted us to respect it uh i mean honestly i'm pretty respectful as a human being maybe we should just call it nemazod our nemesis i don't remember which one it doesn't like anymore i need to hold on to leg sleep seems pretty obvious so plans fumes terror i should upgrade online george having a bright idea [Music] okay no i see i'm absolutely so prime gonna show to you as well [Music] yeah that's it [Music] i think i have to kill it i think i have to start george coin [ __ ] now go enjoy somebody else's coin that gains value based on how much greenhouse gas you've emitted into the atmosphere to make it i am a millionaire because i put an entire island underwater i am a billionaire i destroyed florida this is mike thanks very much for the prime promo show to you too [Music] so all right let's hold on to leg sleep this one that seems easy shut down streaming too many emissions bro bro you criticize society yet partake in it [Music] uh fantastical killer foreign wait a second okay tesla killer well-laid plans hold terror and finisher that seems winning to me i could also hold escape plan that seems even better oh my god [Music] so what do you think this number is going to be 193 all right it's a big one lizard tail lizard tail sort of nice develop for cryptocurrency explicitly to be less greenhouse gas intensive than physical currency what a useful thing to try to do i feel like all of that [ __ ] is pretty gimmicky usually although it's probably a good idea for not being underwater [Music] it's a weird deck because it has three adrenalines yeah that's the main reason why it's weird there are some other weird things too i think accuracy backflip gamble here and again planning to kill reptimens our next turn shims are going to deal 48 to her [Music] i have to play terror as well there's a lot of thinking you can do here huh i'm gonna do that uh that's cool i'm all right [Music] wow i like really did no thinking impressive and yet we win when you take that relic your current hp will never go up again for the rest of the run gambling chip that strikes me as potentially strong honestly [ __ ] this like who cares like can we just click on buttons or something [Laughter] i am i trying to kill it outright because i'm not very good at having like consistently good turns [Music] [Music] there's no way to gain energy or gain block rather with escape plan that's cool that's that's what i'm hoping for actually [Music] one i am so upset right now wow wow wow i had smoke bomb here would i use that no can't use smoke bomb here [Music] why would it take me to do an achievement speed run so far we are at slightly under 6000 hours and i do not have all the achievements yet however i bet if i set my mind to it i could do it in 15 minutes i just have a lot of faith in myself this looks good enough oh i always meant to nightmare blade dance and just like decided not to randomly okay well that's fine just take the ships instead gg friend transient so we're gonna need a good card reward here perhaps a wreath form perhaps a footwork perhaps a good potion as well could be useful if you're fiend kevin ryan thanks to nine months has been quite the nine months appreciate the support that is an accuracy there's also a piercing whale which maybe is how we block turns out maybe it turns out that we blocked by playing piercing whale twice and then after we played piercing whale twice we just expect the enemies to all be dead should have removed finisher that card is just never going to be relevant i think piercing whale's better than accuracy [Music] i have to get creative with it but maybe never want that never want this i really want these rest of these seem okay i get to nightmare though let me get to nightmare yep if i get to nightmare while playing a gazillion trillion adrenaline's maybe i can do something with it [Music] but okay you're okay [Music] so thanks for the gifted sub for some more coming or thank you i'll maneuver plus i had an energy sync like just the one i would be sort of into this card [Music] so i have trouble ever spending my energy on anything though well this thing's for five months i already have the concentrate anyway plus how much damage do you really have to deal to win the run like really when it comes down to it actually miss the non-ship of silent runs don't we all yes br i thought this would be a non-ship silent run but then you know astrolabe was like on this yet you hold on to this nightmare accuracy i don't know if i have enough energy probably hold on to it either way and this keep that with walleye plans it's debuffing first so we hope for the multi-attack next only get four cards and get rid of leg sweep then neutralize bottom of the deck maybe i want crippling cloud [Music] and we calculated gamble adrenaline oh if i'm going to calculate a gamble i can't keep any of these anyway sometimes i'll just discard everything i'm not going to play this turn genius genius well done me actually like fur here so all right i don't think i really need more blade dances funny all right six of 34 months doing pretty well pretty okay can i play 12 cards this turn and if i can do i want to probably [Music] if i did i wouldn't have 12 cards next turn i don't think maybe i could go next turn nightmare on blade dance though and then the next turn i'd be able to kill that makes sense to me hmm maybe we're not gonna be killing if i got multi-attack to the stern i can play it very different but i didn't get multi-attacked soon this isn't quite enough next turn right it's so close choke not happening so i can hold three cards [Music] skip those unfortunately f quiz on thanks pretty much for the 10 months i'm sorry see what this stuff is nightmares on top can't draw it it has mold killer need to survive for one more turn so how do you do that meters doing a great job of debuffing me over and over again so well done time meter props there where they are due [Music] god nice piercing whales that's unfortunate my shiv's at base of dealing 32 plus a choke actually still don't kill next turn nightmare doesn't help right oh can i go choke choke choke how much damage is that not enough it's only only three per card played [Music] i might get surgery tomorrow hope that it goes well too [Music] they're pretty good at that stuff these days imagine it'll be okay yeah hope so maybe i needed to upgrade potion chokes maybe that would have been enough because this turn is bad there's nothing i can do about it really we have the lizard tail of course but let's not describe myself as being happy about using it [Music] okay finally piercing whale actually works and externally one this fight just didn't quite line up the way that we needed it to unfortunately really feel like it had much to do with the decisions that we made um throughout the course of the run just didn't work so these cards seem okay to start it's gonna be tricky though i'm not playing leg sleep i'm not blocking for very much this turn we just have to put our powers in play and hope we get there mostly noticing that endless agony is on top of my draw pile what a genius two three [Music] this is so damned wow this looks doomed foreign [Music] uh let us suppose for a second in theory that we survive until next turn it's not so much to ask i think we could probably not die next turn as well if we get there it actually works okay maybe hold on to adrenaline [Music] so alphaganger skewer skewer excuse me i don't think so maybe a doppelganger start next turn with four energy go up to six i'm playing like double backflip piercing whale and something else uh i'm gonna have to skip i think blizzard tail is grey because it is covered in slime guts rest in peace time eater see what the reshuffle looks like uh pretty good actually we just killed that guy here or we could just kill zone now and leave dhaka alive or maybe we could kill both i don't know i might be getting ahead of myself i'm not even sure that i am uh five damage and seven damage from noxious fumes next turn i'm gonna play three more skills looks like it wait you're you're dead oh okay the deck gets there eventually oh yeah look at that we go next act we go to full health we have 237 golds [Music] maybe so you are saying there's a chance we have no after images no dexterity and two piercing whales i think having lizard tail was sort of important for having any plausible chance of winning from here don't have wreath form or any dexterity like i'm gonna take a paper crane but i think i still die [Music] so i need a good elite fight plus on top of that good rewards from it probably there is always no reason no race can do something magical one blade dances in hand next turn after i play my accuracies i am able to play both accuracies and get some blade dances in hand so this actually works pretty well yeah this works very well so [Music] work out if it's possible to like actually take zero damage thousand cuts free energy in act four seems like suffering well how much energy do i have that turn like seven and this turn i have like well i'm starting with form before i draw concentrate uh-huh [Music] [Music] uh i think they're weak in this [Music] they don't draw a leg sleep yet and then next time i like sleep rough form do anything really [Music] oh yeah unfortunately i don't know how happy i am about taking damage here but at least we're not taking much damage congratulations duplication potion bird face turned how trump how i'm taking her so nightmare is a long way away i think this wins maybe hard to nightmare cal drops though so [Music] i'd have to nightmare leg sweep i have no idea how i do that when leg sleep is here and nightmare is there but it's sort of my only block card and i only have 61 health the correct play here is to think for an hour but you know could instead not do that an hour long enough yeah i'd get something pretty reasonable out of an hour of thinking here [Music] so so all right to hold adrenaline i guess i have ice cram makes it sort of less likely doesn't do much here i guess i could play deadly poison duplicate deadly poison this is okay it's a multi-attack first i can get to piercing whale but it's expensive to do so i think i want to i'm just going to die right feels like i'm just gonna die all right to play those don't think so so hey it's all of my damage good luck apart actually really needed tools of the trade and play looking at this oops let's get rid of these i think i have to [Music] all right we might need to submit a balance complaint to the doves please remove 200 of the hearts arts heart hearths the hearts hp part two powerful 200 less hp please i can play this for one block we take those that's a win nah i just need to hit a wraith form all i need is one wraith form from nelly no race i've gone the entire run without hitting one so far is it really that much to ask nightmare on blur only blocks for three this really isn't a nightmare target [Music] here maybe if it's the big attack next turn and we use everything this turn to make block maybe there's something there it's just like i am actually it's impossible for me to deal damage unless i hit exactly wraith form from nori's so oh do i hold nightmare to help me if i hit wraith form actually that's sort of disgusting i think i probably do 22 27 so i'd like for 21. i'm not gonna get attacked for that much i guess i only play blur we seem pretty dead oh it's not wreath form i saw the rare power this is actually going great this is ideal that isn't wraith form [Music] fun fact i'm going to draw a burn off backflip this kills me i guess the play is this oh the endless agony doesn't even let me draw a thing gg twice to the heart but two losses fortunately i'm not trying to get as many heart kills as possible in 30 days right now because if i was that would be miserable but as is both of those runs were actually sort of fun i enjoyed them um

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Id: pUq9kmagJ4E

Length: 99min 48sec (5988 seconds)

Published: Sun May 23 2021