The Dirty Dozen 1967 COMPLETE MOVIE! #dirty dozen movie

[Music] [Music] so don't let him see your afraid kid sir sir arthur james gardner you've been found guilty as charged with the crime of murder your case has been appealed three times this has been reviewed three times it's the verdict of each court martial has been assigned guilty as charged do you have anything to say before sentences carried out [Music] [Music] christian enjoy the show major i want to see major armbrust just down the road john good to see you don't you give me that we had dinner last night together remember be nice take it easy this time it's serious john you've got to cooperate let's go colonel general is waiting major major riceman sir sit down gentlemen sit down sit down major well major what did you think of the hanging look very efficient then again i'm not an expert i meant uh how did you personally feel about it it wasn't the nicest way to spend an evening yes well it wasn't stage free entertainment you know i hope the private gardener was aware that private who private garner he was the object of the exercise oh there happens to have been a reason major got your service record here major a lot of fireworks a lot of transfers one tough scrape after another very short on discipline very short on discipline oh you did a pretty good job in italy then you're lobstered up by exceeding your orders and that isn't the first time either right i didn't write those reports just what is that supposed to mean it means that i don't necessarily agree with what's in them maybe you'd uh like to write your own no thank you sir i'm not very interested in embroidery on your results now you hold it right there this war was not started for your private gratification and you can be damn sure that this army isn't being run for your personal convenience either now you've been waiting for a transfer for over two months now with a record like yours you could go on waiting forever however i get orders too and right now i've got some that sound as if they were made for somebody just like you personally i don't go for this behind the lines nonsense as i'm concerned a soldier's job is to wear his uniform and kill the enemy but that's another matter now i'm going to ask general denton to read these orders just as they came down to us after that if you have any questions you can ask them understand yes sir general project amnesty you will select 12 general prisoners convicted and sentenced to death or the long terms of imprisonment for murder rape robbery and or other crimes of violence and so forth train and qualify these prisoners in as much of the business of behind the lines operations as they can absorb in a brief but unspecified time you will then deliver them secretly into the european mainland and just prior to the invasion attack and destroy the target specified overleaf that's all that's all what about the target specified overleaf doesn't concern you now well what do you say major i'd say i confirmed the suspicion i've had for some time now sir you think we might share that suspicion major yes sir i think you should since i have to assume that we're over here to try to win the war i don't think it would pay to advertise the fact that one of the men that we're working for has to be our raving lunatic now that's enough major you're here to be briefed on an operation you have permission to ask questions about that operation you do not have permission to make personal comments of any kind concerning the officers responsible for its conception now is that clear so either ask relevant questions or shut up would it be relevant to ask why i'm being offered this uh mission it's not as you say being offered i'm volunteering exactly major you know i'm glad you look at these things so realistically i don't mean to appear unduly cautious but my personal survival is gonna depend upon the performance of 12 deadheads it might be helpful to know exactly what i have to train them for now that's a very good question major i'm brewster let's have a basic outline yes sir the germans are using a large chateau near wren in brittany as a rest center and a conference place for general staff officers the target has no real military value in itself but what with these conferences discussion groups and the like going on all the time there's hardly a day when there aren't a considerable number of important general officers in residence usually with the benefit of female companionship eliminating a sufficient number of senior officers couldn't help but have the effect of disrupting their chain of command so the idea is simply that our men are dropped by parachute they enter the chateau and they kill as many senior officers as is possible in the time available naturally the place is fortified and heavily guarded naturally what's the deal with the men none whatsoever let's have no misunderstanding about that it's exactly what it says in amnesty a temporary postponement nothing more you take it or leave it on that basis like you say sir let's not have any misunderstandings i don't like it i think it stinks i've had about enough of your insolence it's not a question of insolence as a question of practicality because i'm the guy that's being asked to sell this idea to 12 happy smiling faces right they do have an alternative way to go you know that's no way for anybody to go oh the hell you say major well i know a lot of people should go exactly that way but that's beside the point uh come on major what's your basic objection these men are by definition incapable of taking any kind of discipline or authority much less intensive training now if there isn't the slightest possibility for a remission of their sentence they have nothing to look forward to and absolutely no reason to cooperate right got a point you got a point major however as you know i don't have the power to reverse the findings of a general court martial you do have the power to commute the sentence of such a court excuse me general yes you do have authority under the visiting forces act to make such a ruling visiting forces act yes sir all right major you got a deal let's say that if any of these men really distinguish themselves then we will give serious consideration to commuting their sentences that's no deal who's to say whether they really distinguish themselves or not you can leave that decision to me but remember the other alternative will apply with equal force any breach of security any failure of discipline those prisoners go right back where they came from understood yes sir good anything more gentlemen oh yes sir uh i noticed colonel breed in the waiting room and i was wondering whether he was in any way connected with this operation what if he is i'd be very unhappy sir major colonel breed is your superior officer and you will behave accordingly at all times is that clear yes sir now it so happens that colonel breed is not concerned with this operation but he is taking over the parachute school where part of your training will be carried out and i don't want to hear any complaints from either of you now you've got a job to do mr so move it yes thank you gentlemen major reisman seems to be heading toward a court martial of his own he's without a doubt the most ill-mannered ill disciplined officer has ever been my displeasure to me you think so denton you may be right pretty sure right about one thing somebody up there must be a raiding lunatic let's get colonel breed in here [Music] all right you man this is an exercise period no exercise sergeant byron sir how the prisoners fall in sir where's [Music] come on [Music] franco vr death by hanging vladic m 30 years hard labor [Music] jefferson r t death by hanging [Music] pinkley v l 30 years in prison [Music] gilpin s 30 years hard labor [Music] posey s death by hanging waterslaw t death by hanging sawyer sk 20 years hard labor [Music] lever r 20 years imprisonment braavos tr 20 years hard labor ximena's p 20 years hard labor maggot aj death by hanging [Music] all right sergeant i'm falling according to height right to left what come on [Music] jacket there six seven eight nine ten eleven all right sergeant let's see what they can do a little closer what right right up up two three what now what did i say to you or maybe you don't understand english sergeant what's the matter number 11. i got a pain where does it hurt well i'll tell you i wish you would and do it correctly please well i don't have to say sir i uh to you or anyone else and i don't have to march either and i know the rules why don't you have to march because condemned men don't have to drill and there's nothing you can do about it mister what's your name son 11. his name is franco sir franco come over here come on look you little bastard either you march i'll beat your brains out understand don't you see sergeant i saw the major attack by the prisoner forced to defend himself sir all right have the prisoner take him back to the cell you take his head i'll get his feet now let's see what they can do with a little close order yes sir what head cut right face what general prisoner franco victor sir mission so how's the jaw you know if you're gonna act tough you should really learn how to take care of yourself you really should you're worried about my jaw frankel's pain bothers the major man you were a big man with a syndicate back in chicago you've seen my record yeah i seen your record so let's knock it off huh so what's the first thing that happens when you hit london you get yourself involved in a penny and you stick up you start blasting you kill some old guy and come away with what what did you have in your pockets when i picked you up what did i have what do you mean what did i have come on big shot don't be modest how much money do you have in your pocket i had enough two pounds and ten shilling that's almost ten dollars i mean you get yourself hung for a lousy 10 bucks what's that to you nothing i mean why don't you get off my back you didn't come in here to visit me what do you want look i don't care whether they hang you for ten dollars or ten cents it makes no difference to me but it just so happens that temporarily i got a little pull around here and i might be able to get you off the hook if i wanted to are you a gentleman you're not a general and only a gentleman can grab my reprieve look stephen i'm making a straight proposition and all i want from you is a straight yes or no you talk i'll listen okay now you either can sweat out the two days you have before the hanging or you can join an opportunity together if you do that i'll have you out of here in less than 24 hours but you'll be worked at that and there's not a beating you won't take and then when i'm satisfied with you you'll go in just where the army tells you chances are you get killed anyway you don't know victor franco garden all right what's the deal what's the deal if i do stay alive you might get off the hook okay count me in i'm in what you follow up once anywhere along the line just once he'll be right back here at the end of a rope hey hey wait a minute wait a minute what's the matter with you you think i want to die if you do that you don't know victor franco how come you speak german because my old man was a coal miner in salisha he didn't speak german he didn't dig cola he didn't dig coal he didn't eat that was the lines where you spoke me first came on this dance yeah pretty helped your home those days man it still is i don't like offices not any of them and i never have because you were one yourself weren't you yeah three lousy days somebody must have thought you meant a good officer they made a big mistake didn't they i thought you claimed that he was going over the hill what the hell are you talking about he was going over the hill my outfit was pinned down by the most murderous crossfire you ever saw half of them bleeding to death and this lover he took off like a jackrabbit with all the medical supplies strapped to his back the only way to stop was to shoot him anyhow he had it coming yeah but you only made one mistake guard you let somebody see you do it general prisoner megan aj sir megan aj deaf hey midnight be a real good boy now and maybe i'll let you eat with the white folks [Laughter] tomorrow well michael i see you've got a sense of humor the all-american hero laughing in the face of death they're not good at me major i never raped that evil [ __ ] or any other creature the lord gave me that woman who told me to chastise her and then i told you to beat her to doctor i only do what i'm called on to do i was in a state of grace and that that woman she tried to soil my spirit well i'm sure you were a maggot but it seems to me i remember a quotation that goes like um vengeance is my vengeance is mine i will repay saith the lord paul to the romans chapter 12. exactly now isn't that supposed to mean that we leave the punishment of the transgressors to his capable hands that's right major damn that's exactly what it means but it doesn't restrict him to the kind of tools he would use now does it and like i told you major i only do what i'm called on to do you know megan i don't think you're gonna hang after all i think a man like you is destined for higher things guard besides a southern boy i have to stick together i sure didn't mean to kill that fella but you do like i say and maybe they won't hurt you depiction to kill me some other way might not come to them i reckon the folks would be inside happier if i died like a soldier i can't say i would who does this hot shot made you think he is making us play wetness is a bunch of scum corporal morgan you can't find something to do i'll find something for you no move it don't sweet talk nobody you know why i'm here uh maybe you think i should have let those cracker bastards go right ahead and castrate me seeing what those guys were trying to do to you i'd say that you had uh considerable justification thank you mr major sir i really do thank you for that but the court didn't agree right so where does that leave you i'm offering you an alternative which means you can keep on fighting who for major for yourself if you want but the krauts they're the real master race merchants that's your war man not mine you don't like the crowds major you fight them me i'll pick my own enemies that's your privilege but you won't be able to exercise that much longer guard because on march 25th you have a date with a hang that's just six days from now oh bruno ds major you know sergeant you only know the transcript of that man's trial there's a couple of things i don't get did he ever claim that he didn't do it i beg your pardon major but you haven't been around prisons very much now have it you see the first thing one learns in prison everybody is innocent matter of fact this one he doesn't say too much about that one way or another he's only disturbed because we don't allow him to have any strings for his guitar sir sergeant did you ever lose a man because he hung himself with a guitar string no sir i haven't and i'm not about to well if he makes the trip see he gets the strength yes guards you'll hurt him my name for those of you who may have forgotten is right you have all volunteered for a mission which gives you just three ways to go either you can follow up in training and be shipped back here for immediate execution of sentence or you can follow up in combat in which case i will personally blow your brains out or you can do as you're told in which case you might just get by you must not attempt to escape there will be no excuses there will be no appeal any breach of either of these conditions by any one of you means that you will all be shipped right back here for immediate execution of sentence you are therefore dependent upon each other any one of you try anything smart and the 12 of you got it right in the head right so try to remember that now are there any questions sir do we have to eat with [ __ ] all right sorry a gentleman south made some kind of inquiries about the dining arrangements he and his colleagues are discussing the place card settings now all right yes sir uh thank you sir look corporal fellas let's get with it right remember baseball pitching chicago's always had the pitching but now as far as far as hitting goes with my sister she can hit better than half them fellas [Music] well what do you think sergeant i think you'll do just fine sir don't give me that i said what do you think i think the first chance one of them lovers gets is going to shoot the major right in the head sir thank you sergeant sir okay franco let's go [Music] all right [Music] [Music] come on [Music] over there [Music] sergeant second men fall in facing me sir all right on your feet well in over here double quick come on now come on snap it up snap it out ximena get in there all right franco get rid of that cigarette thank you this will be your new home until further notice what there is of it will be built by you but the construction will in no way interfere with your training schedule so the sooner you get it up the sooner you'll be sleeping and out of the rain sergeant sir you're in charge i want this compound up and completed within the mud [Music] [Music] all right come on hey mayor where are you german [Music] hey what are you trying to do break the window all right sergeant fall in front of the hut on the double all right that'll be all for today how come they got all the comforts at home mr franco with his keen eye for detail has noted that the prisoners quarters are not yet ready the answer to that is simple you are not yet ready to occupy that hut with a degree of comfort that you would like when i think that you've earned that privilege i'll let you know brevily is at 0 5 30. that is all signed up sir you heard the man child time yes that's it fellas speak up boys speak up i ended up the right one hey joseph was that the way they did it in the police [Music] why don't you guys just dry up and blow away huh [Music] [Applause] [Music] meanwhile on the atlantic walls the german forces have been preparing a few nice surprises for you gentlemen just in case mr churchill is really foolish enough to attempt an invasion he may not be unduly worried about this but then of course he will not be taking any active path he's such an injury hey what's this guy's name again hey jump through this will you [Music] [Music] you look like an intelligent guy you like it here no you want to stay here well i ain't got nowhere else to go uh you're an idiot hey what is that you understand german what was that singing about man it's about a very lonely girl who's sick and tired of war and being left alone wait for a man to come home keep that cheap wailing [ __ ] quiet let's cut out the community get some sleep you're gonna need it up yours creeps they're all creeps that's what they are creeps hey where are you going going to the can you want me to come with you are you [Music] kidding franco [Music] you trying to get us all hung we're all dead anyway don't tell me you believe that creep reisman let that slick bum make suckers out of you society what's with you what is this anyway uncle tom week you come with me we're home free he doesn't get a damn about you we go on that mission we all get killed that's what they want that's what they want those idiots in there they're gonna get chopped every last one of them they're not even duper hanging you you slob you slob what do you think you got coming uh with your legs pull with your arms over your legs come on yemen ass movement when the time comes you've got exactly 34 seconds to clear that distance i really can make it major oh come on giveness move it don't stop now i can't i can't come on you have it as well really can't can't make it major i can't make it i can't make it give it ass you come back down that rope you're going straight back to prison i can't i can't really i can sergeant give me that weapon take a screen on that rope i can't think it can't make it i can't really can't make it major i can't boy look at him cold now so you couldn't make it huh okay posey let's eat a little out of patchy know-how rethread that pulley and get another rope down here huh yes sir come on give these other characters a crack at immortality i thought you said that mayonnaise was the only one supposed to get on top of that chateau but suppose jimenez gets killed before he gets to the top of that chateau come on posey move it come on get that thing up here we'll have it ready in a minute major all right franco you're next all right so much for hygiene on the field now which one of you guys would like to stick this in the major oh major it's gonna help the war effort franco sit down you'll get your chance let's see um posey d yeah step out here i'd rather not sit look posey it's just an example come on now step out here please nobody hold this knife posey it's got a scabbard on it it can't hurt anybody tell me posey what do they lock you up for i mean what did you do i already told you that well tell me again i'm sure that your friends over here would like to know too what'd you do posey yeah phone in this fella wouldn't stop pushing me and i don't like to be pushed so i hit him killed a man with your bare hands because he shoved you i only hit him once only hit him once and drove his jawbone right through his brain because he pushed him i didn't mean to kill him you didn't mean to kill him but you did kill him didn't you now what would you do if you meant to kill somebody you think you could do it huh well you got a knife in your hand now if you had to kill somebody with a knife you think he could do it come on posey tell me i'd rather not what do you mean you'd rather not i don't care what you'd rather do oh come on stick that knife and you can do that come on major i don't want to do this oh come on posey just stick it right here and it won't hurt come on i don't want to hurt you you're not going to hurt me i'm going to hurt you rosie stick me with a knife now i don't want no trouble you got no trouble i'm going to give you all the trouble you're ever going to get come on now posey just stick that knife right there right there come on you're a big boy look you killed a man because he shoved me well now now come on let me have it rosie i'm talking to you give it to me posey or i'm gonna shove you right through the wall come on god yes [Music] yes you all right yeah all right now relax come on get up you know posie you learn how to take care of that temper yours ain't nobody gonna take this knife away from you you're right major i'm sorry okay major we're all set how's you going to see captain kennedy for a few minutes what's he going to do he's just going to talk to you posie all right brush yourself i'm going to yes why which one of you gentlemen is next huh come on i'm looking for a volunteer all right maggot you're next i'm looking pretty good huh yes and i hope they don't forget what they're getting in shape for yeah major captain kinder figures maybe you can teach me letters what expect don't be plumbing proud if i could ride him well i would put you away than most of the guys around here better fall out and join them yes it's true that i've been blessed with an insight into women that others don't have and sometimes but sometimes i'm called upon to use it in our beloved nest as well well if women are your special province why do you hate major reisman so much there are 11 evil men out there and and they they must be punished for their wickedness and this major rise mean he just snatched him up from the brink of the pit and he cheated the master of his venue and you think that's what god wants to punish these men oh he will kevin you will and major reisman too so what does that give you doesn't give me anything but along with these other results it gives you just about the most twisted anti-social bunch of psychopathic deformities i have ever run into and the worst the most dangerous of a bunch is maggot you've got one religious maniac one malignant dwarf two near idiots and the rest i don't even want to think about well i can't think of a better way to fight a war very funny well the thing is the result of the test points of the fact that each man has a built-in resentment against any kind of authority any kind don't you but this is different these guys think the united states army's their enemy not the germans well they know the united states army but the crowds haven't done anything to them yet very sophisticated ah well at least they know the united states aren't yeah you can twist it any way you want but the point is you are their main enemy and when the time comes you are liable to be their number one target well at least it gives them something in common right now that's what's missing what do you mean well they've come a long way individually a lot further we have any right to expect not as a unit not as a group they've got to function as a team and that's what's lacking you think putting them on guard duty is going to help well it might give them a sense of participation why don't you let me weed out the real morons especially maggot look i didn't pick these men the army did remember and i didn't pick the assignment either and this is one time the army's going with a starting lineup all the way including maggots all right yeah i always get ourselves hurt right why don't you shut up huh what's the matter with you if you're fighting to save your mother oh why don't you lay off to show you how to do it huh all right take my arm put it around your neck very simple huh and then it's all in the leverage you better learn how to fall better now you can end up in a wheelchair that's what i was trying to tell him now you know the trouble with you you just don't know how to fall right yeah slob ah that's a bad attitude i'm kind of on the little fella aren't you like with [Music] [Laughter] me now this is really quite simple i'm going to say one word and then i want you to come back at me as fast as you can with whatever word comes to your mind for instance if i were to say um happiness you might say children i wouldn't say that well that was just an example but if i said ambition what would you say would you say unity well look let's give it a try okay you uh you seem to be thinking about just one thing aren't you yeah what are you thinking of that well you see uh i don't want you to think of just one thing i'd like for you to concentrate on each word i throw at you okay okay food cincinnati comfort chicago now what made you say that that's what i was thinking about the hell of it all right franco what is it this time how am i supposed to share in cold water that's your problem you're in the field now where you're gonna get hot water in the field the god's got hot water you got hot water you're gonna feel right that's tough that's right byron how come you guys have had water and we don't man no you keep quiet you keep your big mouth shut we ain't shaving in cold water uh you want us to shave and cry shaving cold water that looks right yeah we're not gonna franco tells him he means and you can't make us either you're gonna get yourself into hot water franco now what are you gonna do you're gonna hate us what can they do they can't do yeah shaving and cold water won't make us any better soldiers excuse me sir we got some trouble outside yeah yeah yeah i heard all right pulling on your feet right over here right come on dress it up there get in line what's this about refusing to shave who is refusing to shave we are who is we we all those refusing to shave take one step forward [Music] [Music] so you want to stink huh and maybe ish too well that's okay with me because i don't have to smell you all right sergeant there will be no further issue of shaving equipment or the use of soap and there will be no more hot meals just k rash courtesy of mr franco hey i really think we got something yeah that's what the navy calls mutiny i don't know remember what i was saying last night about working individually 12 rugged individualists so well you heard him it was all we ain't gonna do this and we ain't gonna do that when i asked him to step forward even posey joined him i'll bet you he's been shaving in cold water since he was a kid boy do i love that franco that means that we are going to have that much more time for work right so now if you you dirty dozen have no objections you will get our equipment and we will start in right now engine that's right [Music] very good it looks just like real soldiers fall out now move it you're still the dirtiest soldiers in this man's army and you're getting filthier every day but your training is almost over two days from now you'll be learning how to jump with a parachute and you'll learn it quick this training will take place at a regular army base and i just want to remind you that this operation is secret top secret you will not be wearing dog tags you will not say anything to anyone you understand nothing nothing one word one slip from any one of you and the deal is up and you all know what that means right all right serve it up isn't going to like the secrecy but he's going to want to know what's going on we're still top priority look you can't ignore colonel's breathability we have the juice or don't yes but turtleman i don't care what colonel breed likes look you're supposed to be the liaison officer i want you to get orders to the highest echelon that you can find stating to colonel everett dasher breed that a group over which he will have no authority will be arriving on tuesday on the identity of the menace cigarette tell him we got a general with him tell him any damn thing you'll want to tell him but just get that first point firm off of my back okay in general huh see what i can do hey franco what is it man of food what is it i don't know i never ate anything like this before i stepped in it a couple of times but i never rate it what did you say it was did you ask what general yes sir but the same thing again no information beyond what was in the order what about general denton when we first called his extension was busy now he's not there [Music] but what about you nothing sir [Music] right i think they're coming yeah it's them yes sir they just passed the checkpoint let's go [Music] now sounds like we're running into a party boy i don't suppose it's for us do you [Music] great [Music] he's in the truck but you understand of course that he's traveling incognito oh but we thought he might care to inspect our number one platoon if you give me a moment i'll see if he's uh willing to do that [Music] what the hell are we waiting for inspecting the guest list what is this matter with you which one of you guys wants to be a gentleman you know what finkley what kind of a general sir just a plain ordinary everyday home-loving american channel i'd rather be a civilian sir what do i have to do you've seen generals inspecting troops before just walk slow look dumb and act stupid up one rank and down the other straight back to the truck they're expecting a general here today and that's exactly what they're gonna get so let's go oh get off come on let's go moving think he's gonna be a general why think lee's gonna be a general before shut up and watch first platoon ready for inspection come here a very pretty colonel very pretty but can they fight yes sir i hope you're right [Music] where are you from son madison city missouri sir never heard of it all right major let's go we got work to do thank you colonel [Music] hold it down hold it down [Music] yes sir fall out pull up a two's on me [Music] some people might consider you a first-class officer but as far as i'm concerned you're a disorganized undisciplined clown and i'm gonna make it my business to run you right out of this army i owe you an apology now i always thought that you were a cold unimaginative title at dawson but you're really quite emotional aren't you all right let's go do you believe this guy okay baby all right we're coming come on let's go you're in the way what's the matter with you guys listen give your hands off me now take it easy just want to ask you a few questions questions now talk you bastard who the hell are you where the hell are your dog tags what a sloth what happened they tried to to make me talk where the hell are you been hey wait a minute what happened to him he slipped on a boss soap everybody's slipping on soap around here i'm all a miserable oh who verizon he had a couple of those pearls he jumped major did this gave him a pretty hard time well well what did you tell him anything are you crazy three wise men trust your major i'd rather trust hitler all right moving out come on move it move it believe me you're gonna find this a lot easier not jump tower in training [Music] are also pink and white but if you reach to plug one as sure as you are born the bramble bush will [Music] yes sir i should be here you better get the men together i'll talk to him first we'll use your heart yes sir right away sir all right i can mike come on get on your feet come on let's go [Music] what's the matter you need a special invitation no sir no sir i mean yes sir i'm moving mia that's t.s greek why don't you tell it to the chaplain huh all right you pollops come on get over the mp hud a man wants to talk to you come on move it all right so this is how the other half lives get going hey we're not going to the junior program he's sweet huh no dan come on let's go nice to be here what does he want to see us for radio look at those pictures all right give him a little air boys over demons okay [Music] well jump school didn't kill you maybe that stuff will anyway your training's about over and i figure that entitles you to a graduation ball or something you have cuffs and glasses all right shall i tell him that with a major's compliment sir hell no tell them it's part of their training yes sir where are we oh somebody in this truck [Music] i'm already nice of you to come right this way ladies and gents move along that's nice good evening i could only get eight it's like cops right if you really want one you can't find them at all good evening ladies blimey they're filthy they may be lady but they sure do mean well hey uh all president accounted for major you gentlemen will be on duty again at those 600 hours in the morning and that's oddly enough the same amount of time that these young ladies have allotted to your guests in the meantime i suggest that you use that time to get uh acquainted i don't believe that mr maggot would care to indulge uh so i suggest that you save some of that whiskey form when he gets off of judy good night gentlemen ladies good night cuddle you crazy come on let's get out of here we might inhibit them you want to bet hey yes you major rossman i saw those filthiest puppets you're turning this place into a bottomless pit of ice comes judgment day and judgment day is coming those men major they'll suffer eternal damnation because of you major keep your mouth shut your eyes open you're on guard duty maggot [Music] [Music] wow [Music] [Music] [Music] me [Music] [Music] there's no music try humming all right you think those guys realize tomorrow's mother's day is it now they're doing it to music [Music] this is a restricted area sir two groups three ranks here open the gate come on let's move it open this gate yes sir hey look at those guys you can't come in here sir sergeant take his weapon take his weapon morgan sergeant get that ravel in some kind of order yes sir remember man-to-man i have to tell you sir you are contravening a direct order contravening nothing come on come on let's get the lid off come on grab a formation small in there come on you yard birds you believe this army we got to be losing move it what's wrong with you got lead at them come on get going hey ain't those the jokers have roughed you up in the latrine come on hey hey come on pick it up what's the matter dad we had your husband all right come on wait for it what's going on up there hey you what are you something special we gotta wait all day for you come on get a position there come on let's try and make a straight line let's look like soldiers huh i told you nobody's gonna pass those are the two guys that got water slow those are the two guys that give wallace large lumps those are the two guys that jump water slow those are the two guys are paying water slow those two gorillas beat up water slow those are the two gets my opinion the officer in command of this operation has either disregarded his orders or is flagrantly disobeying one way or the other and that is what i am here to find out all right gentlemen let's understand each other i'm here to find out exactly what this is all about and i intend to do it if it takes all day now you can make it easy or tough on yourself that's up to you before i leave we're going to find out who's involved in this insanity what you're doing here and why is that understood all right general what's your name rank and serial number you tell him we've all had it quiet what's your name soldier number two sir morgan wait yes sir get clayton this man's name rank and serial number and that goes for the rest of them well i i really don't know that sir then tell him what you're doing though you think you tell him nothing what was that talk down there nothing sir come here soldier when did you bathe last i don't remember sir you're filthy disgrace to the uniform sergeant frederick is getting me a razor in some water this man is now going to demonstrate the proper procedure for shaving and bathing in the field yes sir right soldier no sir no sir what no sir i am not going to save sir then we'll have to do it the hard way clayton blake try shave him now [Music] riceman that's right you'll be good enough to have your men dispose of their weapons sergeant baron sir get some special help and get those weapons yes sir all right you heard the man i get moving hit him only where it hurts turn it loose oh i'm sorry sergeant [Music] [Music] all the way don't call us we'll call you you must be out of your mind it might seem that way [Music] parachutes [Laughter] stop by any time bozo sure you look upon your service record as being highly colorful major well that's not my view of it i think you know very well i was never in favor of you leading this operation so i can't say that i'm disappointed in your performance because the impression you made on me was distinctly unfavorable in the first place you behave as if this were a personal matter let me assure you it isn't what happens to you is something to which i am totally indifferent but the nature of the operation i'm running is not colonel breed's report on your unit's level of achievement and general behavior at the parachute training school is entirely negative it wouldn't itself justify my recommendation that this entire operation be cancelled your men will be sent back for execution of sentence whether or not disciplinary action should be taken against you personally as a matter for general warden here i take it you don't deny your responsibility for the fact that on the night of april 1415 a military establishment of the united states army was the scene of a drunken party at which no less than seven female civilians took an active part oh yes sir they took an active part alright excuse me gentlemen are you in a position to open even the remotest mitigating circumstances yes sir oh sergeant more eyes yes sir well you offered those men a chance to get off the hook and they worked damn hard at it now they're just shaping up you're gonna say sorry fellas the deal's off huh why well you've only yourself to blame for that you're the one responsible for those women being in camp all right so i broke an army regulation what are you gonna do kill five minutes and the rest of prison for life because if you did that you'd have to lock up half the united states army officers included anyway you just said it yourself it was my fault not theirs and it's not going to affect their ability as soldiers guess what we've heard about their ability as soldiers from colonel breed that's his opinion look my men have crammed six months of intensive training into as many weeks and as of this moment i stacked them up against any men in the army you can't be serious you're damn right i'm serious look they might not be pretty but any one of mine is worth 10 of yours comparisons of that kind are hardly to the point that's precisely to the point my contention is that my men are more than able to handle any job given them now you gentlemen set this thing up you promised them a chance and the least you can do is give them the opportunity to show you what they're capable of well frankly i shudder to think what they might be capable of well just give a chance to prove it then if they fail well your conscience is clear tell me major just how would you have your men prove it it can't be done can it uh well yes i i suppose it could i mean there might be a way but what i mean is uh general uh you recall next week we've got divisional maneuvers down in devonshire yes yes yes our colonel breed's outfit will be part of that exercise as a matter of fact one of his companies has been assigned the defense of divisional headquarters so uh so so you let my 12 men act as an independent unit attached to the opposing force they'll knock out breeds headquarters and catchers entire staff that i'd like to see so would it [Music] down charlie and fox companies will remain in support in the back of the woods they'll need supplies and transport from the second battalion rogers won't like that but i don't want to hear any arguments yes sir how's johnson's armor they just ran through two minutes ago soon the arm is all set [Music] okay [Music] you think we're going to get away with this smile you idiot those blue slobs recognize us we're in [Music] trouble [Music] how about that get a load of the maze he can't believe we made it you think we'll pass measure you're beautiful but you're late ah got everything you need absolutely think you can remember the plan so where did you get the vehicle we stole it like we're gonna steal everything else from the motor pool we're playing war games right anything else sir i guess not all right we'll be with the generals of headquarters from now on you're on your own so take off and good luck let's go [Music] these two belong to you where's general warren well he's gonna check up in the field sir my god well be with you in a minute sir well how about this one yes sir i think that's it sir oh that's excellent haskell excellent come on let's go [Music] where are the others 8 45 for them ought to be coming over that ridge pretty soon oh 8 45. they better be coming fast then the enemy is going to lay a live barrage on that ridge at 850 didn't you know that yes sir i knew that that's the one direction colonel breed won't be looking for [Music] are they all set all set sir batteries one three and four opened fire and continued one three and four open fire and continued come on oh come on the caregiver all right let's go [Music] now what the hell you guys waiting for what do you mean me boy those lovers are trying to kill us back there change change what do you mean change you can't do that oh it's all right major we're gonna change back later he can't stop us now let's go come on we're on our way [Music] we get across this road take tents like this one slow down good afternoon general mafia has landed whatever franco says franklin what do you mean now who do you think stole this thing anyway you did my boy look you and pinkley are the only guys that colonel breed got a good look at this operation is a big enough risk without you coming along ow come on franco jefferson you have until all 9 30 to show up with the ambulance you don't make it by then i'll figure you got nailed then we'll take a whack at plan b right hold on major hold on maggot yeah everything under control i think you can say that sir good good ladies gentlemen at ease i just thought i'd drop by to see how things are shaping up this is what it looks like huh stand back though [Music] what's that over there what was that down the road sir see that smoke all right sergeant have somebody take a look yes sir what the hell are they doing up around that bridge i don't know that should have been cleared half an hour ago but now colonel it sure doesn't look like it's been cleared does it let's go [Music] suppose you remember you're injured you forgot to catch [Music] sir [Music] sir we got a man that's hurt bad i'd like to call an ambulance sir call an ambulance regarding go see what happened yes sir come on youtube private come here yes sir what are you doing on that road but you've got a flat tire sir we went into a ditch i didn't ask you that i asked you what you were doing on that road spotting for the field artillery center fine let's see that map charlie company for the bridge on the top screen baker company the ridge 1420 private come here listen what's your name and outfit private matthews donaldson serial number 726256 battery b 526 field artillery set where are your orders right here from captain thornhill i know most of the men under my command i don't recall having seen you before those are i was transferred in last week we're getting congested a point b sir new forces of mine the road then where's peters oh [Music] thank you [Music] [Music] sorry gentlemen but this is the end of the line for you but we got a bad accident down here sir that's too bad because you just became prisoners of war the enemy sir all right come on let's go let's go they can't do that you're wearing red force insignia that's right we're traitors watch my finger [ __ ] now look here i'm a doctor major and i'm a major captain well yes sir i can see that but we just had a radio message there's a man badly hurt down there hurry it up hurry up here's our permission to cross all lines and roadblocks very cute idea captain but it won't work get out but it's not a gag sir there's a real casualty there i'll set back here jefferson sir will you explain the rules to him the man may be dying i'm just an observer captain not an umpire i can't interfere or make any rulings come on doc i got a sick tree vacuum come on she you ponds she's engaged come on sugar patient right here what's the matter you're really gonna enjoy this what about the president sorry major we can't spare him in to look after prisoners you coming [Music] gonna squash us with this sardine can you want to be there by whole nine threaded aren't you yeah pull them back to map reference 397-492 but blue force crew call in company mortars and hit them when they reach crossroads ill or able 3. don't worry phil we call for the ambulance let blue force pass up to you hello baker one stand by for blue force [Music] i want to strike on hill 80 between them and 1400 hours move them up to the base of the hill and tell them to keep their heads down well thanks very much colonel i've been very instructed i think i'll take a little ride now and get the overall pictures [Music] [Music] forward observation report blue force tanks approaching our fpl at map reference [Music] there he is [Laughter] that your eyes what do you think about that one major huh look i didn't want to tell you guys this before because i thought it might make you nervous because after our last little party the generals were all in favor of sending you guys back to finish your sentences or get hungry or get hungry or get hot but i made a deal with them and knocking off breeds headquarters is what got you guys off the hook you aren't really worried one way or another though were you making no not what you would but we still have one operation to go if you guys follow up on this one none of us will ever play the violin again cause until now it's all been a game but as up tomorrow night it's gonna be the real thing and if you want to know how real i'll tell you it's my guess that a lot of you guys won't be coming back but there's no sense of squawking about that right because the army never did love you anyway and besides you all volunteered right yeah yeah well that's more than i do sergeant bond uh look i know we've been opening this a thousand times but there's a lot of things that can go wrong we gotta be prepared to improvise so let's see what happens if everything goes right you ready all right one one god we've just begun two the gods and through three the [Music] seven [Music] [Music] and where is donald duck donald duck started to cross roads with a machine gun you better not be asleep or we'll all be in trouble huh 13. don't go jump without bc 14 00. [Music] and kill every officer in sight odds are theirs well let's start off with paris huh all right let's take it again from the top without all the outlets all right one down two the guards are through where the the best way we can to make our way back to the coast and hope that the entire invasion hasn't been a total disaster otherwise we got a long swim home how much longer major i'll ask the driver [Music] you're not worried about jumping at night are you getting back [Music] ready i go [Music] go where the hell you been we're six minutes late we've been looking for him in his head we found him hung up in an apple tree his neck's broken you mean he's dead that's exactly what i mean this far yeah all right franco now you know why we all checked out in that roof huh gilbert number eight kelvin did you hear me eight gilbert's got a date fourteen zero hours let's go foreign so foreign so far so good major hey [Music] fine where are those guys here they come let's go come on piglet let's go [Music] it's just like the major setup would be yeah really some spreading there they go now [Music] little blackheart people expecting us me the silencer phenomenon [Music] let's go [Music] foreign [Music] ah radio everything okay yeah i don't know how many germans we're going to kill but we're going to make an awful lot of noise hey you believing stuff like that well i don't know can't hurt nothing i don't think i believe in stuff like that [Music] dunk so how's your german holiness oh man i don't know you know those two guys walking down the stairs yeah i couldn't understand the way they said well just act mean and grunt huh yeah okay room [Music] good night so you go first i'll carry the bags we'll set it up here [Music] foreign [Music] should have been here by now yeah [Music] um i left the rope right so all right idiot stupid up [Music] wow ready for the turkey shirt [Music] [Music] [Music] foreign i wish i could ready [Music] a uh hmm come on [Music] [Music] amen what the hell are you doing get out of sight so me i'm good [Applause] welcome we've come wolfgang this too [Music] to [Music] [Music] god [Music] screen [Music] is [Laughter] is [Laughter] [Music] foreign foreign [Music] foreign come on [Music] [Music] uh [Music] what's going on [Music] uh [Applause] is [Applause] wherever you are come on [Music] yes [Music] [Applause] [Music] diamonds [Music] hello [Music] oh my gosh [Music] uh they gotta breathe don't they my god [Music] you got a grenade oh yeah right right sir we got enough here to blow up the world [Music] what are we gonna do about that i'll feed the french and kill the chickens what happened they're all locking the bunkers there's got to be some air vents over there somewhere take a look all right bring your grenades over there i'll take them [Music] here they are [Music] where's that coming from [Music] come on blank we need you come on come on try to go get out of your city and start one of those trucks [Music] you know what you gotta do so do it hurry up all right you frenchies beat it [Music] no it's all right get back up there and cover that bridge move it [Music] hopefully [Music] [Music] [Music] hurry up get one of those trucks started [Applause] oh [Music] [Music] oh [Music] get some gasoline some gasoline are you sure you won't ask pickling bloody now get going yes [Music] [Applause] do you believe these guys that keep these things locked keep looking [Music] oh [Applause] [Music] baby where are you baby [Music] oh huh [Music] [Music] [Music] another player [Music] [Applause] let's go hurry up [Music] get that thing out of here we'll all go up [Music] let's go they're not gonna make it take one of the boats to get out the other side come on let's go [Music] oh [Music] remember jefferson 20 seconds come on [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] come on stop died [Music] ah [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] great we made it [Music] among the many reports of the raid on the chateau near wrath perhaps the most objective is the one by general wharton in which he states we are recommending that those members of the group known as the dirty dozen who survived this operation should have their service records amended to indicate that they are being returned to active duty at their former ranks that the next of kin of those prisoners who were killed be advised that they lost their lives in the line of duty did a fine job major i'll see you around you uh did a good job soldier hurry up and get well we need men like you out there [Music] killing generals could get to be a habit with me franco vr vladic m jefferson rt pinkley bl gilton s posey s sawyer sk lever r bravos tr jimenez jp maggot aj they lost their lives in the line of duty you

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Keywords: Lee Marvin, charles broson, Ernest Borgnine, Jim Brown, John Cassavetes, Richard Jaeckel, Clint Walker, Telly Savalas, classic war movies, war movies

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Length: 149min 38sec (8978 seconds)

Published: Sat Sep 12 2020

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Great movie.

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The Dirty Dozen (1967)

Action, Adventure, War [USA:Not Rated, 2 h 30 min]
Lee Marvin, Ernest Borgnine, Charles Bronson, Jim Brown
Director: Robert Aldrich

IMDb rating: ★★★★★★★★☆☆ 7.8/10 (57,425 votes)

A Major with an attitude problem and a history of getting things done is told to interview military prisoners with death sentences or long terms for a dangerous mission; To parachute behind enemy lines and cause havoc for the German Generals at a rest house on the eve of D-Day. (IMDb)

Critical reception:

The film currently holds an 85% rating on Rotten Tomatoes based on 40 reviews. On release, the film was criticised for its level of violence. Roger Ebert, who was in his first year as a film reviewer for the Chicago Sun-Times, wrote sarcastically: (Wikipedia)

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