The Diary | Adventure Time | Cartoon Network

[Music] don't worry about him it's good to be passionate about your hobbies yo tv get me a chocolate bar okay atta [Music] hey boy young man oh snake delicious chocolate bridge [Music] [Applause] yeah huh [Music] this diary belongs to bp private property if you're still reading this you're a bad person a statue of limitations dear diary wow i sound like a real cornball oh well dear diary mom is going to love you she's always ragging about me spending too much time with my nose and books i wonder what i'm gonna write in you what kind of person will i be when i get to your last page will i have my braces off will i have written a song that doesn't totally suck will i have met a cool guy i can barely look at dudes without breaking out into high just another day in teenage purgatory aka the school cat sloppy joes again boys i did not talk to today are they trying to kill us stayed in and try to cut my bangs brian mom says it looks like i got in a fight with a snapping turtle taffy and mochi are the coolest girls at school when i think about them my skin feels sparkly they don't even know i exist why would they i'm a nobody less than nobody i'm a pimple on the butt of a geez bp prone to dramatics much the fire kingdom has officially frozen over justin rock candy asked me to the semi-formal oh my god just justin is taking me to the fructose fair justin justin wants to go on the roller coaster kissing is fun and easy if i don't think about the bacteria in spit teaming multiplying diary can you keep a secret justin justin hive of bees in my head get mother i'm not going to tell you again lies diary it's my birthday tomorrow but i don't feel like celebrating i feel like screaming justin wants to meet at love tree point says he wants to give me a present i should tell him i need to tell him i will tell him tell him what ah tv that's in fab not honks heading out for a bit it's on for her there you go just need a little push from the old man i gotta get into the mind of this kid role play rip rip sploosh my secret is safe at the bottom of this disgusting moat oh oh bp what have you done i'm sick of the lies sick sick sick babe um i said i'm sorry you don't know me nobody knows me leave me alone [Music] i hate sloppy joes yuck what happy emoji hey merch is that the new nosy nelly's bootleg 7-inch i ordered it from this dude in lumpy space is it insane it's almost too insane what's up customer guilty is charge you psyched for your birthday birthday girl don't forget about our little rendezvous at love tree point huh i can't wait for you to see your prezi you're gonna be there right please say yes please please please please please bam bam bam lady you're really off your game i never win at canasta well you said you wanted the kid to spend more time outside bam he's outside he's loving it if it'll make you feel better than yes but i'm sure he's fine uh-oh [Music] uh son mom ah close enough get out of my room tv what is that private property give me the book no a diary huh juicy now you've become dangerously obsessed with it and have confused your reality with that of the diary keeper you always were a little too susceptible at fantasy ooh rip pages mystery [Music] [Music] you

Channel: Adventure Time

Views: 1,715,663

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Id: u3P2AxBariU

Length: 5min 22sec (322 seconds)

Published: Tue Nov 26 2019