[DRAMATIC MUSIC] [WARBLING] [EXPLOSION] [SCREAMING] Help, anyone! [DOG BARKING] [WHIMPERS] Well, what do we have here? [EXPLOSION] Hyperion, my hero. [METAL CLANKING] That is one cute dog. [GIGGLES] Your charm alone is
not going to destroy the other two robots, Hyperion. Stay focused on the
mission at hand. [BEEPING] There's focus, Nighthawk,
and then there's this. [GRUNTS] DOCTOR SPECTRUM: Well done,
Zarda, but behold true power. [GRUNTS] Hey, Doctor Spectrum, I got
your true power right here. [WHIRRING] [CLATTERING] Thank you. Go Squadron. All in a day's work
for the Squadron Supreme, Earth's mightiest heroes. [CHEERING] [BEEPING] Guess these things didn't
get the message they lost. Hyperion, no! [WARBLING] [LAUGHS] [SCREAMS] Iron Man. Of course. Who did you expect, a good guy? [PAGES FLUTTERING] [TRIUMPHANT MUSIC] Fell for the old
trick robot bit, huh? You might be Earth's
mightiest heroes, but you're clearly
not Earth's smartest. Do it, Spectrum. Speed demon. On it, boss. OK. So my electro cage
has some design flaw. [LASERS FIRING] [GRUNTS] Uh oh. I'll never know why such
evil lurks in the hearts of men like the outlaw, Tony Stark. [BOOING] I'll take this
as my cue to leave. I've got him. [STRAINING] Huh? Those other villains. What is this? Jarvis, tell me I didn't
just lose my mind. JARVIS: Unfortunately not, sir. That was a dimensional
anomaly of immeasurable power. [GROANING] Hyah! [EXPLOSION] [YELLS] [GRUNTS] Not good. Stark saw everything. He won't remember
what it means. IRON MAN: Ever have an itch
you just can't scratch? I just got one in my brain. Am I looking at the future? Another reality? JARVIS: Sir, there's
no reality where you choose that outlandish
color scheme for your armor. Or work together
with those clowns. Pull up the files on public
enemies two through seven. Brings Iron Man's
outstanding warrants to 23. That puts him at the top of
a wanted list that includes notorious hacker Falcon,
master cat burglar Black Widow, Thor, lord of crime,
gangster strongman Hulk, Hawkeye, who steals from
the rich and gives to himself. And of course, the
mysterious Captain, an outlaw still at large. The real outlaw
is whoever told Jameson to grow that mustache. JARVIS: That scratch
your itch sir? Nope. Maybe it's time to meet
some other criminals. NIGHTHAWK: That's your
last time in the field. You can't concentrate. The reality stone didn't
come with instructions. I'm doing the best I can. You promised me a world where
the Avengers wouldn't exist. We have the upper hand now. We're honored, respected. You both have the
imagination of a child. The Avengers should be gone. We should be feared,
ruling this world, not smiling for the camera. Stark's seen through the
crack in this reality. We're taking him and the other
former Avengers off the grid my way. ZARDA: Think you're
so clever, don't you? OK. You caught me. Stolen shield data in my pocket. I know the routine. Take me in. New orders, buddy. We're not just taking
criminals in anymore. [GRUNTING] Hiyah! All right, Hawkeye, hands in
the air would have been enough. All right, Hawkeye,
hands in the air. [SCREAMS] Hey, I had this under control. That's not the way it
looked to me, hot shot. [GRUNTS] Watch the merchandise. Seriously, how about a
thanks for saving my life, pal? Stark? What, have I died and
gone to pompous jerk land? Is that any way to talk to
your new partner in crime? [GROWLS] Clever. So you sent the
message about a weapon that can destroy Hyperion. Didn't think you
could read nor write. Got the same message. Here first. Finders, keepers. I am always the keeper. [GRUNTS] HULK: Keep this. [GRUNTING] Don't mind me. [GRUNTS] A setup. HYPERION: Pitiful lemmings. Ha. Like shooting fish in a barrel. He called you a fish. Prepare to burn. [LASER FIRING] [YELLS] I take it you won't accept
surrender as an answer. That time has passed. The Squadron's no longer-- [SCREAMS] Iron Man. [YELLS] Go with you? Is this another trick? Hey, I can always
leave you here. Is that machine supposed
to do what you can't? There's an upper
limit to how much I can manipulate
the reality stone. Once I finish this
device, it will cement my control of
reality, permanently giving us what we desire. The Avengers wiped off the
Earth, the planet ours. Stark. You're a squadron of fools. When I'm done cleaning
up Hyperion's mess, I expect results. HAWKEYE: Listen, tin guy, this
land of misfit villains thing isn't my style. The powerless one is right. Powerless? Why do you waste our time? You ever have an
itch you can't scratch? Always. Not that kind of itch. The kind that tells you
something's not right. I had a crack at Doc
Spectrum's stone. That came out. HAWKEYE: Do I really look
like that when I smile? Remind me to never do that. So what? Spectrum's stone created
a mass hallucination. It did. And we're living in it. This crack is the truth. What if we were once
a team of villains so strong the Squadron tried
to wipe us from reality? You speak madness. Only one way to find out. Get that stone from Spectrum. Who's in? You want us to
attack the squadron because you have
a warm and fuzzy feeling we were once teammates? Sorry, I'm out. I work alone. Are you joining? No way. Then count me in. So that's one. Captain? The Captain? Ha, good luck with that. No one's ever seen him. I bet he doesn't even exist. Bet he does. Let's find out. [WHIRRING] I just lost about 1,000 bets. 1,001. What's your end game, Stark? You tell me. What made you save Falcon? Some kind of instinct. Muscle memory. Like we-- IRON MAN: Worked
together before? I rest my case. I've had my suspicions. In my gut, I feel forced
to be something I'm not. That's why I went off the grid. I didn't know who to trust. IRON MAN: You want to
do some trust exercises? Fall backwards. I'll catch you. But you're not seeing
the whole picture, Stark. Zoom in here and
filter the audio. Go Avengers! Wait, you think
we're the good guys and we're called The Avengers? The Squadron flipped reality. My itch is scratched. [GRUNTING] [LASERS FIRING] You got one of
these things at home? Never flown it in my life. [GRUNTS] Whoa! How about a warning next time? Warning. [EXPLOSION] [GUN FIRING] [GRUNTS] All in one place. Efficient. [BEEPING] Abandon ship. I'll go first. Negative. We'd be dropping a bomb that
would blow up half the city. And we care why? We're all on the most
wanted list, but has any of us actually taken a life? I'm guessing we're not very
good at being bad guys. It'll destroy you. Only if this is
reality, which it's not. Right? You're betting
your life on that? I'm betting my
life on all of you. [EXPLOSION] Odin's beard. Why in the Nine Realms
would Stark sacrifice himself? To save innocent people. And he believed we'd
all do the same. Nothing's keeping
this thing in the air. BOTH: I've got this. [GRUNTS] [RUMBLING] [SIGHS] It's possible your actions
might have been helpful. Could have been
worse yourself. So what are we, really? A team now? Some of you might not
believe we're the good guys, but deep down inside you all
know something's wrong here. Taking down the Squadron
isn't only justice. The fate of the entire
world is in our hands. Tony had faith in us. Let's put our faith in him. Avengers, assemble. That does kind
of sound familiar. HYPERION: Stark's out of play? Ha. The ex-Avengers are done. No, idiot. Now they have something
to rally around. Once the reality device starts
processing, it won't matter. This world is ours. [GRUNTS] Squadron, strike! [CRASHING] If this is what the Captain
meant by creating a distraction, I can distract all day. First to knock it down wins. [GROWLS] [GRUNTS] [GASPS] [SCREAMS] You two are history. History was my second
favorite subject. Can you guess the first? Hey, pal, catch me if you can. Oh, I'm sorry. You can't. [WHIRRING] [GASPS] [YELLS] [SCREAMS] Nighthawk, I'm
heading to the lab. Have to protect the
reality stone at all costs. Not a bad break in. We should team up. We already did. Cap, got a visual on Spectrum. CAPTAIN AMERICA: Following
your coordinates. Bet that isn't
his washing machine. Maybe in this reality,
I can lift your sledge. Look at that! Love this place. [GRUNTING] Don't just stand there. Move. [LAUGHS] [YELLING] [CHEERING] Yeah, Squadron! This is it, Avengers. On my signal. HYPERION: I have
a signal for you. [GRUNTING] NIGHTHAWK: How close are you? I need three minutes. You get one. [GROANS] [GRUNTING] No! HYPERION: The world
is turning back. Look at the shield. The reality stone
is losing its grip. [LASERS FIRING] Want your shield? Take it. [GRUNTS] [SCREAMS] Trust exercise. What happened? The new rip in reality? Told you if it fell
backwards, I'd catch you. Welcome back. [EXPLOSIONS] [CHUCKLES] [GRUNTS] [EXPLOSION] [GRUNTING] [ALARM BLARING] Finally, it begins. The stone will allow me
to dictate the very nature of the universe. It's erasing us from reality. So much for
becoming a good guy. DOCTOR SPECTRUM:
It's over, Avengers. You will have never existed. [YELLS] Aw, you remembered our name. [GRUNTS] This is our chance. We've got one shot. I need cover. IRON MAN: Avengers, assemble. [GRUNTS] Wait. Forget reality,
this is our chance. We can make a world
exactly how we want it. No. Forcing our will
takes away freedom. We're not dictators. We're Avengers. [WHIRRING] Something's happening. Yes. The Avengers are
being destroyed. Huh? Uh oh. [YELLING] Yeah. This is more like it, right? It's all coming back to me. I do like you guys. Well, some of you. It doesn't matter,
in this or any reality. We regroup. Plan B. [EXPLOSION] The tower! Avengers, you know what to do. [CROWD SCREAMING] Come on, team. If our tower goes
down, these skyscrapers will fall like dominoes. [STRAINING] [CROWD GASPS] Time to show the squadron
what supreme really means. Excuse me. [CRACKS KNUCKLES] [GRUNTS] Gently. This is my favorite tower. [CHEERING] Initiate tower repair. [CRACKLING] You're amazing. Thank you. All in a day's-- I was talking to Hulk. She's talking to me. Reality stone safe and sound. Three stones down. Tony, we just
wanted to say even though it was another
reality, we'll always remember what you did today. Well, I'd like to take
the credit, but all of you would have done the same. In any reality, we're
all in this together. You're smiling. What? That's what heroes do, right? [TRIUMPHANT MUSIC]
