The Cute Robot Metroidvania

hello chat today we're playing haiku the robot this is a new metroidvania that came out recently it looks pretty cute and i wanted to try it so 200 years ago uh is that a nuke apocalypse is the eye of a needle through which we pass into a different world the world of robots okay giant important looking door interesting haiku wake up five more minutes uh what was that why was there just like a void creature it's me yeah this the art looks really nice in this game an attack with my something got a slide whoa you go flying with the slide ah ball down and heel to save over here there's pogo's chat 10 out of the 10 game and there's secret money rocks oh wait i'm i'm like overheated i can't slide interesting oh that was a skip i'm already finding skips i might not supposed to be over here but uh we're going this way ow oh my god i fell all the way down accidental speed run screw you screw get screwed i want to go exploring at one hp maybe i should find a heal spot y'all got a heal spot in here there's a person or a robot oh hey you don't look possessed like the other machines out there possessed you're very small though i'm sure it won't take long until you turn look i've been doing some investigating it seems that these contraptions have been put here on purpose to disrupt machine programs this one looks destroyed but my map is still blocked so that means that there's still another one around here somewhere but is there a heal spot a shiny adjustable wrench whole rb well the ground to heal there's something coming for me dude [Music] that's funny the wrench is how you heal just wrench yourself ah my pieces whoa there's this thing in the background top hat robot my name is pinion i was just in the area checking up on an investment opportunity what is your name spare parts are hard to come by my friend if you're not careful one can get carried away spending them all in repairs if you're having difficulty saving up i'd suggest summoning a gold crest to bank some of your spare hearts here use this while at a perch station to summon a gold crest is that like a robot bird row bird looks like there's like a lot of places i can go right from the start which is really nice i love when games let you do like a lot of stuff right away instead of like starting off super linear map updated i updated my map by destroying that thing whoa can i zoom out there we go look how much place whoa there's a lot of places eventually i'm going to run into a boss right that's how these games work okay there's a boss or something what is this just a crusher oh shoot it can move you can slide through it you can slide through it that's the strat which maybe wrench myself a bit more that sounds weird to say oh my gosh dude i'm overheated damn it you can't really dash much because you overheat like immediately so you kind of have to very sparingly dash which i'm not used to and healing takes forever so there's a like it's even harder to heal than hollow knight they don't dash towards that's such a waste of a dash what what'd i get it actually caused it to oh it's still going second phase if you partially heal though it actually does save your heal oh god i overheat it again i get it i can still damage you so i guess okay we're good now it's dead now we did it wrench for victory and also to not die magnets electromagnetism hold a to jump while on a wall okay so magnets are the wall jump i like endlessly cling upwards okay nice you should all be scared i have magnets now i'm actually just magnetizing the enemies towards me oh there's like breakable walls too and saw blades every good metroidvania has saw plates [Music] there's something on the ceiling hello ceiling how you doing just hanging oh are you just gonna spawn freaking balls the whole fight how original oh that's a lot of balls and there's a phase two let's go hitless easy get better attacks next time capsule fragment oh is that health i think that's health infinity edge what is that chips sharpens the user sword granting them a 10 chance to deal with critical damage oh there's charms i have to actually go to the save point though can i make it to that door oh hello friend ah greetings the name is rusty i came to arcadia to explore its greatness it's not the utopia i pictured you look a bit lost no problem though it's all part of exploring here take these handy little markers they will record previously visited repair stations in case you're short on spare parts and need a place to repair i like this guy i don't know but there's probably some crazy thing i can do to get in here right there's gotta be it seems so in reach what if there's just like the perfect jump angle somewhere if i can like full height jump without touching the wall like that oh that was kind of close i got the close i got a closer one that's so close there's a wall bouncy that the only thing i think could maybe work is if i can hit the wall and like increase my momentum somehow i don't know it's very weird i'm like obsessed with this right now i don't know why drills hand giant hand door through metal and steel machines built a world superior to those before them the statue stands here to honor the creators of arcadia the machine land of amendment why is it a hand that's a bear trap the bear trap bot bears aren't even real anymore okay there's electricity that's fun oh it's you fine my name is limerick i would have told you earlier but i honestly didn't think you'd survive this long i'm a detective that means i was built with higher processing power than most machines oh sure high iq circumstances have brought me to this land i admire a good mystery and this virus is certainly a tough one i doubt we shall meet again but nonetheless tread lightly through here these machines are still semi-functional uh it's the door mainframe vault this seems very important there's actually a lock off of it already i didn't even have to do that shout out to hover is just helping me progress here this is even something i want to open i'm not sure i want to open it so we're going to open it i don't even care if the story wants me to or not it just looks cool ah i thought that was solid we got to do do the celeste easy oh there's more i just walked off what's that give me it donuts give me your donuts or actually all the money is actually just uh robot donuts burp deposit some spare parts oh it's like a bank [Music] some oh it didn't say some that's just all my money uh oh how i didn't think that was in the foreground attack it had look at these idiots flying into it i would never do something so foolish friend oh there well aren't you capable robot come let me show you my newest creation ta-da there's not much to see yet but it'll look marvelous when it's finished trust me all i need is a few more power cells to power this thing on if you see any please make sure to give them a little nudge i'll reward you handsomely uh your uh whatever this is is on fire i just wanted to let you know i think there's been like an electrical fire oh god i'm on fire do i just get set on fire like in this room okay don't go in that room does it hurt me though yes okay i just need to make sure i just need to make sure literally being on fire was actually hurting me batteries oh there's cars in the background am i gonna have to fight a car later is water bad yes water is bad when you're a robot turns out i haven't learned at the swim what that's not fair that robot's fine okay who dropped the toaster in here not that i would have been able to swim anyways but it's also electricity are you front hello yes i'm awake sorry let me introduce myself my name is splunk the lost toaster wait are you the toaster that was dropped although machines don't really eat toast haha toaster friend we you should uh become my friend and then i we can eat toast and fight crime boss is this where i fight the car you're not a car you're just an even bigger battery okay nice balls that was not even like why why did i not dodge that all right second try easy let me cool down first though cool down dance cool down dance okay i didn't know you're coming down dude god damn it okay third try oh my gosh those are hard to dodge though and you do it again it should maybe not be that aggressive red god damn it dude let me wrench i win i did it electric orbs generates electrical orbs that encircle the user damaging any enemies it comes in contact with i can have the balls for myself pog bird i don't actually want my money no you have you're rich bird you have 700 you don't need any more money have fun at the mall clock repair the clock for one gear uh i don't know that's kind of expensive ah fine [Music] whoa wait is that a subway friend hello my friend can i ride it in you oh who's this hello again the train eventually showed up is there anything you'd like to buy shoot my bird has all my money oh wait the bird counts i can use my bird money okay so i think these are color coded i think these are red ones these are blue yeah okay so they only go into certain combinations because they have to go in their own color giant gear guy got any fragments that need welding need three of those before i can help you oh i need you to actually forge them for me so much work ah hi what's up train friend i only have one location cool eye though uh hello mysterious cape to robot nice cape cool disappearing magic very cool factory facility like how many different areas there are map or no it's just a it's a paper and this old piece of paper leads here to this wall but do you reckon do you think there are riches beyond the confines of this land things that the creators do not want us to see perhaps i guess there's only one way to find out by hitting the wall i think that message is a scam i think i don't think you should listen to it spin this is how i summon this yes that is how you summon okay subway friend health upgrade hello i take me back what why isn't my wrench working i ran out of parts well i guess we have to do it in two health bars now just don't get hit okay what was i supposed to do there the cycles are off okay i screwed up let's go steam town it's like a whole town here this is cool help my children were playing inside the steam room and the engines started up again they can't get out i'll get them oh okay child you are saved i don't know what happened to you you're saved them how much children do you have how do you even have children you're a robot okay lots of saw blades here you know this this reminds me of a certain area in a different video game super meat boy just the entire game of course there'd be a saw blade boss okay you can detach yourself and you can make the ground saw me i got actually destroyed okay redo okay i've learned i've learned all your attacks now except your greatest attack of all standing still and i bump into you you gotta be dead right easy body modifier press b to transform into a ball ball cool reference to uh castlevania you can get a higher height jump you see that you strat discovered you again cool cape can i have one look at this i can turn to a ball isn't that cool oh you're actually talking to me i'm not you're gonna disappear again i've been tracking your steps little robot observing you from a distance i must say that there's a strange resemblance in you what's more peculiar is that the virus seems to have little effect on you you might be the missing variable in my calculations meet me by the mainframe vault and i'll explain oh that's super jump that's so fun it doesn't really give you that much more height but it's cool still look at that look at that oh should i be up here oh my god where am i going ruined surface oh this is really cool we found the surface but it hurts me it hurts me it's hurting me it's hurting me it's hurting i didn't realize outside is maybe not so great they all told me to go outside touch grass but you know what it wasn't a very good time see this is so much better than metroid ball let's be honest you can't do this with metroid ball look at the movement toaster toaster friend hello again can you guess what i'm building it's a little house for tiny robots that's your house it's beautiful toaster apply sealant treatment to your outer body if i have sealant treatment can i like go outside or something water does that mean i can go in water that means i can go on fire oh that's probably what it means water because i found two areas that are that need water oh my gosh look at the house it's beautiful oh splunk's house i did that by accident i'd swear i did that by accident oh they're gonna hate me now oh my gosh i'm so sorry i didn't know who let me do that you this is the very center of arcadia was once a utopia for machines and programs alike now it's rotting in rust and decay at the hand of a malicious program it seems like arcadia took the scales of balance and now its inhabitants have paid the price my calculations are still missing some variables but it seems like the virus is drawn here to the mainframe vault seek the aid of the creators little robot they are the only ones strong enough to break the locks on these seals the creators the three creators to open the vault anyways i want to go back to the outside area and see if i can survive now because it is it the rain that's causing me to take damage okay am i fine oh here i'm fine out here let's go we're on the surface yes oh my god the floor is literally skulls hello why do you look kind of are you like a cyborg hello arcadian did you come looking for this place or was by accident that you stumbled upon it don't be shy what do you think of the landscape outside it's disgusting isn't it have a look around if there's something that you like then perhaps we can negotiate a fair trade bombing deals increased damage i don't even have bombs spoils dude i just got spoiled the last bunker cool hands cool hat are you a spatula yo i'm sick of trying to cook scraps of metal i need to cook some real food just like the good old days is it too much to ask for just want to relive that feeling of slinging food again my guy if you ever find any real food out there amongst all the scrap and metal you let me know all right i'm gonna find like a burger i'll let you know if i find a burger tank oh cement roller i'm not a cement either don't roll me i do want to say i really like the uh i really like how the combat feels in terms of like smacking things feels really satisfying i feel like that's not the easiest thing to pull on my two favorite satisfying combat like metroidvanias are like hollow knight and auto and this one is kind of up there it just feels nice to smack things oh right there this is where i was trying to do that skip i don't think i i still think it's not gonna happen oh my god dude you see how close that is it's always so close i hate this ledge this ledge is the vein of my existence see how close you get though oh i'm so upset why is it so close to being doable oh my god oh my god dude are you seeing this oh my god i can do it i can do it [Music] is that something you could do that seems like the best bet really i don't know the dash the dash jump like it's it's so hard to try because you have to wait 10 years for it to refresh ah we didn't we did it we did it we did it we did it we did it i told you chat i told you that's possible i freaking told you y'all doubted humans were hopeful creatures these little lights are what they kept close to their hopes and dreams each human unique because of the individual memories they carried pitiful that the flame no longer burns it's only lore you gotta be kidding me it's not useful at all it's so cool though i was so hype god damn it screw you wedge i beat you so uh when's candle percent speed run or you get to the candle as fast as possible i want a speeder on that let's go down to the water area so i can go in water now yeah i can swim taking the swim oh my god fish wait the fish follows you oh my gosh i almost died it's a dedicated fish right there oh hi snail how you doing i guess we're friends this looks like a job for super jump oh you talked to me hello outsider did you just crawl out of that dark place oh we don't go down there we still lit off a long time ago those bizarre machines are filthy dirty if we wouldn't cut off their access they would block the clean flowing water i won't cut off the water don't worry i'm a simple pizza bot snailbot burrow there's a snail city i love snail city oh the eternal equation that guides us we are reclaimed our service is seen and we remain devoted mona jakkut nawei i'm sorry i don't speak snail okay well that's the snail city apparently i don't know if i was even supposed to find this yet but i have freaking washing machines the washer nights are here i can't believe i'm already having to fight the washer name yo train let's go i love train friend i want i want another red because then i can use critical and quick slash or quick slash and orbs let's see what orbs do oh no i think it's a dream shield chat i gotta take this off banish that charm it's it might not even be that bad but it just reminds me it it it gives me bad like memories really i want to like go in here yeah i did it very useful why is there like grass oh my gosh grassy area forgotten ruins scissors scissor birds get away from me oh my gosh tree robot cool tree oh god the scissor birds why are they so strong they're so small but so strong chad i have an idea of how to get this okay maybe maybe that's not happening i'm gonna get lost in here oh there's a map okay this counts as the water area liquid coolant oh you can get you can just find coolant that like builds up over time which will make it so you can dash more that's awesome i need to find more of those although i'm kind of used to just using ball it's probably gonna be good in bosses speaking of bosses [Music] uh the washer nights for real though oh god okay yeah i got disturbed i just i haven't died in so long i was feeling confident bring it washer nights okay buddy okay buddy no i was so close i had to be so close frick okay this attempt 100 this attempt got him third try i'm gonna go this way because i need to super jump to go this way so i'm probably not supposed to be here oh this brings me to snail village you know what this probably gives me like double jump or something doesn't it if i go the down path so i don't have to cheese it jetpack hold a to jump while in the air but why use this when i can just super jump oh my god that's a huge jump see and that's why the snail said oh you came out of that dark area because you're supposed to need double jump to get to the snail all makes sense now i was just choosing the game oh no i was hoping nobody would run into me while i'm looking like this i fell down from the ledge above and broke my foot it's quite the distance oh no toaster i hate to ask early but i'm sure a kind robot like yourself wouldn't mind lending me a few spare parts to fix myself six fair parts that's kind of a lot alright you're cute splunk thank you you're very kind lawn mower me as a robot whoa this is a list what the heck welcome to the shop how may i help you oh i forgot i don't work in the shop anymore hi i'm loon the poet oh this is poetry tired from the busy likes of life above i move down here where it's much more peaceful i've written a few poems myself would you care to hear one 50 the earth has reclaimed tin heart twined with fines untamed trickling rusty tears that was 50 for three lines i got scans oh it was a haiku but i am hiking i want to buy the skull have something engraved on the back visit resting i spent 500 on that just because i was curious i'm sure it'll be useful later you know it's times like these you wish you'd bought a key instead of a human skull right this is the train station i guess i'll get the key i have enough now [Music] all right key time uh boss unlocked why are you a boss oh shoot oh what do i do okay holding the wall let me heal dude all right no healing i win the first tree trees exist this is the only tree i've seen there's flowers uh is this another boss small child look how you have grown forgive me for what i've become who's this my robot parent you found the remains of the betrayed its infection passed right through you that you remain free from corruption there appears to be a deeper connection between the two of you one still unknown to me something still rattles me the virus completed its initial purpose it eliminated its target yet it still spreads across the land causing disruption could it be possible that the virus is something more a mutation between the one it was intended for and its target give me the fire resistance i need 200 okay well i need to grind money apparently oh my bank money i forgot bird can help me with that i can just ask my bird to help pay my uh my loans bird money okay now i can go on the incinerator it's over here apparently there's a way i can go just through this tunnel oh my gosh this is the thing this is how i get back string and hook hold lt to zip line across long distances oh my god this is cool this is awesome let's freaking go ow ye oh this is fun it was just for money but money is always worth it money's worth jumping above a fiery death pit there's fireballs on a helicopter oh we got oven why not play hike you the robot we've got oven toaster washer nights screw oh it's dark in here where am i going sunken wastes i don't know where i am it's kind of scary whoa the garbage dump okay dude those things are everywhere oh god this place is scary we're back in greenland interesting how these all connect together i actually really like the map design for the most part i like games that just have all their areas like so connected and stuff instead of just completely isolated oh there's a dark area in here what is happening where am i going research laboratory oh you this is where it all started the disagreement that would eventually lead to the collapse of arcadia the creators were first built and programmed by our predecessors so by that very nature they carry their flaws as well you could say that they got what they deserved however that doesn't change the fact that we need them now once we open the mainframe vault doors i'm confident you will do what's necessary to bring balance to the world you know i haven't found any of them yet so just give me some time i found you more than anything else cookie i want the cookie give cookie is this space disrupter press rt to teleport that's what the charm is for newm can i teleport in there and get the cookie if not then this ability is useless wow no cookie oh you can go through green you can go through green that's huge can i just go through like any wall any wall oh my gosh walls are destroyed now walls are nothing to me oh electricity though that's still something to me it's a little camp hello nice bow can you feel it can you feel the virus taking over your core for program one line of code at a time please help me sorry i don't know how i like your bow though whoa vending machine hey there sprocket i would tell you something but i'm afraid i'm past that now don't let the others get you down everything must die in the end it's only the natural life cycle of things either cells deteriorate or machines gather rest it's all the same eren came a bit sooner than expected as all systems shut down no vending machine no oh cool i can steal all their money that's a lot of money wally oh it actually is wally it's not wall e it's wally oh shoot no wally while he's also infected this is so sad drill thank you drill i could have moved a little faster though boss let's go oh worm i see you down there i still got hit oh okay that was on me let me just uh gear up real quick am i gonna destroy like one segment at a time because none of the segments are destroyed okay looks like some are getting pretty destroyed oh i guess i just have to destroy each segment and some of them already were okay easy boss anyways we've stripped ourselves of past beliefs and reprogrammed our core understanding we only answer to the flames now arson robots so woo velona fojen other words cool and then you what why though they've all turned them out and sacrificed themselves to a false idol they believe that the virus resulted from their idol's discontent the only way to fix it was to sacrifice the entire group is that why that one just jumped into the fire oh okay i don't know why i just jumped into the fire taking notes from that other knight central core that moves when i hit it am i going to finally get the floor breaker there's been two of those oh what is it power bomb can i break those giant things now oh oh and you can bomb jump too that's the ball bomb yes bomb everything whoa the wire's going crazy up there hello cool blue brains can i hit you now can your eye frames go away so i can hit you thank you he's two are you dead oh you're not dead all right you got me there and i'm dead okay i underestimated this fight a little bit oh come on dude that last are you gonna kill off during this i don't have anything gotta be dead soon right i hate this move i don't know who touch it it's so fast dude okay we're good wait oh i saved them wait what happened i was lost in a dark fast emptiness as if my core program had been shut down i was controlled by something else here take this i must search for the others oh you're one of the creators let's go we got one i just i didn't think it would be creator because the fight was easy i thought those lights would be harder i did die but like once trained friend i think i can upgrade my masks i suppose i never did introduce myself the name is rondel i'm a welder the only one left in arcadia now my steady hand would mend many machines traveling on the train regrettably those days only resemble a bitter memory now got any fragments that need welding yes six health there's so much of these like stairs oh the map wait what is that to the g give me the g wait did i solve the puzzle or is i just supposed to play some random music that's my song cassette tape oh i supposed to give that to someone if you just you have like a piano in a game like that i'm gonna play it for a while okay how do i do this part because uh okay i can cancel it are you kidding me dude oh my god okay the sight to behold i can't even imagine what immense power could have destroyed such a large part of the bunker giant wall has just blown open oh that's a cliff is there like nothing here then oh never mind he multiplied consumed and depleted the planet's natural resources moreover they broke the natural equilibrium in doing so yo can i play b-ball i am the b-ball let's go damn where are we going right now ah okay you're definitely one of the creators because you have similar brain spillage okay i didn't know when you were gonna do that so i figured i would just match outplayed dude do you see that i healed like four times oh the crits you gotta kill him no i tried now i can okay i should not have went for that okay that has a shockwave got him first try did we succeed trust in our decision an idea is like a virus resilient and highly contagious it was necessary to destroy the seed before it took root take this and together we will restore arcadia to its glory and then they're just like i'm out glazing furnace we really love the overheated areas don't we uh we did it boss fight yeah that looks like a boss arena oh this is the creator okay found you pretty quickly let's go first try i should probably heal okay those last a while this dude has a fluke nest okay i gotta pay attention to those i found this i found the safe spot let's go dude easy how long have i slept i reflected on our actions while in stasis you must understand we did what was absolutely necessary to protect the future of all machines take this it's a rare component that will aid you glowy yo i finally found more coolant let's go the last creator has been freed they're already waiting for you at the mainframe vault waited so eagerly for this moment that i can't help but feel a sliver of doubt and whether we will succeed or not good luck little one i believe in you can i can you give me that power i want to do that too speed running even in the afterlife this is definitely the uh patreon area those in the distant future should you find my grave i ask this is silk song out yet of course that's the one i find oh there's a boss ah i'm actually dying i win the little one oh my gosh dude oh the door is opening what is going on what is that okay you got cool moves oh my gosh okay i'm not ready for any of this clearly you were complaining about easy boss fights okay i got this okay you didn't start with that last time god damn i can't heal i don't know when to heal during this fight you can't you can't i swear you can't i can't find any heal spots this is the easy one to dodge that's not the easy one two of those yeah that went further than i thought you can't heal like i don't know when you heal it's just it's on you immediately yeah i might just have to not heal at all i don't know i've i can't find any spots that's a heal spot i squandered my opportunity he'll he'll he'll go stop jumping into it no okay we got final phase we got a lot further that time this is the run this is there oh my god dude what the frick i was gonna heal that thing hit me i'm out of gears i ran out of gears dude goddammit that was such a disaster okay this one's pretty hard this boss is actually kind of hard this is the first good boss fight same fight it's the same fight it just actually has good slam now oh frick let's go that was a sick ending move right there wait what happened to me what happened did i become a sword that fight was really good all right this this is a good game i approve of this game it's a lot of fun like half of the boss fights are just a circle that moves around but they all like play differently that one was a lot more exciting shows that everyone who supported this game oh thank me for playing my calculations were wrong virus is merely a symptom of something bigger it is not the root cause maybe near the locked door situated at the lowest point of arcadia you must face the problem at its core wait a second true ending oh it's my sword i realize now it's no coincidence that our fates should be intertwined both born to bring balance i code the missing component and your sword the conduit to bind them together my existence is the key to healing arcadia i materialize when the virus was created making me the opposing force to bring balance however this is where my path ends beyond the story you shall continue alone and face the truth the fate of arcadia now rests on your shoulders little one no teleporty friend lost archives archives is a memory bank committed to the preservation of truth provides access to information about the origin context and provenance of described truth anyone hide the truth distort it change it bury it or even destroy it but the corrupted truth will always come out oh cutscene [Music] [Music] [Music] oh my god wait were they the evil ones all along [Music] i had to fight all of it once oh all right i need to remember these moves [Music] okay buddy got one i realized too late that that was a phase shift and i didn't get a heal let's go let's go easy box first try the true sword i guess there's no need for it anymore [Music] but i got the final boss first try it was easier than the final the normal final class in my opinion maybe i'm just gaming too much oh oh it's the cook guy you did it you actually did it buddy you found me some real food in this rotting place i got a motor back to the kitchen asap what no way they have beef patties too is there like progression locked behind the burger or is this just for fun i guess i might as well get a burger although can robots really enjoy pork are we code are we programmed to enjoy burgers

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Published: Fri Aug 05 2022

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[u/MatthewFunper]

I really love them. This video Made me check if the game was on sale so I bought it and I'm loving the game.