The Chinese Woman - Seinfeld

just uh plop it on the counter there oh i got a message hey it's george i got nothing to say that sounds urgent let me call him back hello who's this donna chang i'm sorry i must have dialed the wrong number donna chang i should have talked to her i love chinese women isn't that a little racist if i like their race how can that be racist hello is this donna chang again yes yes i am calling george oh the lines are crossed you're getting his calls well what do you know i got a date what would the chinese woman she knew who i was she saw me at a club one time my first date ever with the pacific rim i'm very excited i am very excited about this date we're going to hunan balcony she's chinese so you suggest chinese food she suggested it i thought chinese don't eat chinese she's very assimilated [Music] please let me know when the rest of your party has arrived sir yes i will come on nah go ahead i second hand smoke two packs a day jerry excuse me hi sorry i'm late who are you i'm donna chen what do you mean i mean i'm donna chang you're donna chang did you think i was chinese oh no what you mean because of the chang that's the family name wasn't originally checked i didn't think so it used to be shangston she's not chinese no not chinese not even asian so what is she well she's like you oh how disappointed you must have been it's false advertising see and the thing is i think she likes people thinking she's chinese she suggests chinese food she always introduces herself as donna chang so then why are you seeing her again well she is a woman [Music] do they uncross the lines yet no they can't find the problem it's really getting ridiculous [Music] did you say ridiculous ridiculous i thought you said ridiculous huh what are you doing here oh i wanted to talk to you i'm sorry i didn't know yeah oh yeah i'm george oh hi i'm donna chang i just spoke to your mother before you spoke to my mother she was trying to call you but the rhines are crossed i see the vines of course

Channel: Seinfeld Shorts

Views: 659,327

Keywords: Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, George Costanza, Elaine Benes, Comedy Seinfeld, Kramer, George, Elaine, Jerry, Seinfeld Series, Seinfeld Shorts, Seinfeld Bits, bits, shorts, Costanza, Cosmo, Cosmo Kramer, Benes, Newman, Leo, Uncle Leo, Chilles, Jackie Chilles, Morty, Hellen, Frank, Estelle, comedy, tv show, tv series, tv, stand-up, chinese, woman, restaurant, chinese restaurant, fake, donna, chang, fooled, awkward, disappoint, disappointed, cat call, false, identity, confused, confuse, confusion

Id: ChxJIcBwfFc

Length: 3min 44sec (224 seconds)

Published: Mon Apr 26 2021