The Catherine Tate Show - Shocked northern couple

so what input see what input Z cuz our Jackie's mad at a Spaniard door ask she's only known him three months but she's pushing faster too and beggars can't be choosers especially your Jackie any dog without the reception what do they call that place love and Tana this is input Z loving Tana so we shake hands with Jackie and Enrique not a Dicky bird about the sombrero we said two and we sat down on a table next to the skunk's are war again right next to the water feature so I'm nipping silver ladies every five minutes cuz my blood was not what's wrong they don't need to know anyone you get a choice for your first course listen to this Parma ham with melon balls calamari what the Karluk gasps bocce Oh give me strength I said I'd have the Parma ham with melon balls because they take out the Parma ham cuz it makes the melon taste salt it rare studied half the dispatcher famous last words so anyway first cars arrived bear in mind all about is a sausage roll inna sticky bun on the m6 toll road what it was this gas spot your business you couldn't make it over cold tomato soup tomato soup cool smarter cool I couldn't even be asked to warm it rare when a the Dirty Bastard that's not all tell them what were floating on top crew tums stale bread they said just when you think you've seen it all tiny bits of stale bread I'm cold tomatoes this is impulsive dirty evil lazy bastard we're on our way it's a file a well it's a day that coasts in it we're on our way to file a because I wanted to look round the Museum of Victorian or in rare fancy to fish supper best fish and chips in Europe mind you we didn't go straight there did we we stopped off in castle foot to see our Valle de big mistake so we get there she's only having a charity coffee morning a coffee morning for charity this is in Castleford so a knock on the door listen to this and it's 50 P to get in 50 P to get into her house for the blind it's not even a house it's a bungalow so a step in and she asks us to take her shoes off she's not even a Muslim lounge in the world and his wife were there about 50 P a pop sexily Ainsworth's would all gone to Huddersfield coz their Jessica's got another interview at Huddersfield University she'll not get it so she brings us over a coffee Boulder listen to this she says I hope you don't mind but I'm allergic to dairy she can't eat milk and you'll never guess what she's made the coffee with instead this is unbelievable what did she call rice light dusk why why do you know what it is wait for it milk made from rice rice milk dirty bust I get it better rice and the squeeze it and what comes out the end there stick in a carton and call it rice milk he went mad didn't you don't get me wrong I'm as broad-minded as the next man he runs with a fellow who was definitely a little bit effeminate but I'm not having that no way but that's not it she gives us a bill for the coffee tell him how much one pound fifty each three pound in all two coffees milk three pounds even it's open water mask I came out with the wrong shoes the dirty evil lactose-intolerant bastards so we've gone for a run out to Keithley not the original plan we were going to Bolton Abbey but it was shoot so we thought we got to Kate Lee instead there's nothing there but it's close finally arrived roadworks on the a42 and we both starving hungry well it's lunchtime by now so rare sees one of these new sandwich bars what we're it cold some up French don't ask but I say how far wrong can you go with some weeds listen to this we got to the counter look at the display this is unbelievable and you'll never guess what they're selling this is off the radar what they've got the cheek to ask money for go on a no bread sandwich a sandwich winnow bread a prawn and avocado no bread sandwich roll another card or basic this is in Keithley dirty bastards they've made a sandwich scratch the filling out put it in a plastic box three pound 50 figure the dirty evil breadless buffed

Channel: myLastTears

Views: 908,428

Keywords: The, Catherine, Tate, Show, Shocked, northern, couple, sketch

Id: atP0od7vFjM

Length: 6min 21sec (381 seconds)

Published: Mon Nov 17 2008