The Cast of Shark Tank Reviews Their Favorite Pitches | Vanity Fair

I'm mark I'm Kevin I'm Barbara I'm Robert and together we're the shark I'm really mr. wonderful though the good the bad and the ugly we're gonna be going through some of our past pitches from seasons gone by analyzing them and critiquing them and learning from them all right roll tape hello sharks I'm Bobby Edwards this is my mother Judy simply put we're in the business to help you do your business oh it was Oh none of us thought that was gonna be the hit it was and it was let's be honest are you Lori didn't know she didn't know no she knew right away it goes to show you you never know exactly when the products show they came in as a son and mom team right selling this product about pooping and so there was kind of a disconnect it did quite make sense you know but she actually had sales and she had sell through people care about that number two they know mouths you know what the worst part of that for me was I thought that's a stupidest product and two weeks later I walk into my husband's bathroom by accident and he's sitting on a squatty potty there you have it shark tag could take a piece of and turn it into gold [Music] hello sharks my name is Charles Michael yin and I'm the founder and CEO of Perth ometer sure oh my gosh was this the first time all five of us went in to do goes to show you what that's worth whatta Messiah great idea for a great concept for an execution worst execution in history of shark tanga five smart sharks not me I was on the set back five smart sharks investing it was a great idea breath under the world's first smartphone breathalyzer it's so small it can fit in your pocket everything added up but once he got the money in his pocket he was one of those guys that just like got all excited about having this money and blew it hello Barbara hello gentlemen my name is Steve Gadlin and my company is I want to draw a cat for you this was the first of its kind yeah it's totally a whimsical totally stupid made whole set and totally brought them and I think this is when I was a guest shark I think wasn't that long yeah like one of my first thing I did three episodes and so you were struggling you were doing any piece of crap that's why he did it [Music] [Laughter] I want to drive for you so the best part of this deal I got all my money back and then some but people would always ask mark would you draw a cat for me and I'm like whatever I'll charge him $1,000 if they paid me $1,000 to draw Catherine hell yes they did I got 15 of them oh oh this is the kick oh my god this is the best thing I've never seen this look at this you'll see my come on Alex [Applause] you didn't see the flying leg kick you let one running that like was like Bruce Lee into the door and it's like the foul those garden-variety dimpled it's really worth Oh what do you do when you lose a sock Thrax the three socks throught three facts it was three socks instead of two deals were much so sorry that oh they didn't go to the valley and raise a million dollars around but if we're like today in dollars like no big deal know anything about that stupid deal with the land today I'm talking and what did you say resistors every time every time I can find a second sock I [Music] who's there it's Jamie here to pitch who it's Jamie come in from 600 grand well he turn you away yeah yeah with some ridiculous deal come on he sold he come for you a lot more power to him but he had to raise over 400 million dollars to do so he still ended up with a nice chunk of change like thirty million dollars and now we celebrate why don't we love it that you're pricing out $199 that's that price point is gonna start dropping quickly as your volumes go on for that reason than that if you sold it for a billion dollars because it was gonna take 400 million dollars in Amarna hi sorry my name is Gary G and my company is scan Stan he sold his company to UM snapchat that's okay yeah yeah what did he do the QR codes so his company as a standalone didn't work but then snapchat liked it so now when you are like you can scan a snap so they have the snap codes that you can scan to add somebody and that was his company to sell for like 16 million dollars I'm here seeking an investment of 1 million dollars for 5% of my company it was just what we were wrong so just as a standalone company I don't think it really worked right because all he was doing is trying to use curation was too but it wasn't even about the value of us for me no the company that had to be sold you know what's right right right because what I'm s is something that's gonna grow and generate cash right so ya didn't care if he made a mom know what else you also pitched right before lunch is okay right after lunch is brutal right after right has the worst retired my name is James Martin I'm CEO and founder of copa de vino he didn't have the right to do that I should have charged more oh yeah you wanted to buy the winery right to deal you're all afraid of that no I had no problem with it I just and I wanted the right and he came back soon number when he came back the second time what he had was this this package of wine yeah you know he opens up this package wine and he tried to be wrong melodramatic where he pulls through tin foil off the top and he's like about to give us an answer I'm like dad I'm out oh my god Who am I read arrest stainless steel front clip easily sell centers onto the back plate you simply hang a reading glasses or sunglasses BAM check it out she made money off of but now he's out of business something happened I don't know what I don't know is Lori invested I remember thing what a stupid business and then again I was great I wait I'm talking sorry I'm completely scuse me I'm talking no I remember thinking it was a stupid stupid business Lori was out of her mind buying it and then of course she made a few million dollars but worse if I went to visit my old uncle who I didn't want to in southern Florida drag my ass there what do you think he had on the show Rita rest I read the rest yeah that's always annoying I was like I hope you discover that for these guys I'm glad we heard that story I'm Mike and I'm Ozzy and together we run the beer Blizzard company based in Pittsburgh Pennsylvania the key to getting a deal from mark is be from Pittsburgh or Dallas or India this was just the floating beer these guys never closed literally to this day I get emails I place an order with beer buddy and they never responded Wow after you opened a beer you put these little yeah these little tchotchkes that had a little home on them and you put it over top of it to keep it cold so kept the net kept it cold yeah these guys drank a lot of beer eh oh yes this is before me look at you what we have developed is a implantable Bluetooth technology you you plugged yourself in had a power source you watch it I think you said to him what happens recharge how do I charge it every night so we have the the AC charging port you stick that needle in your head every night to charge it yes you're good it's like yourself into the shower you get electrocuted it's a consumer product you have to go to a surgeon to put it in like everybody likes surgery but also you remember while you surgically had to remove the battery charger that's right to surgery and he said it was it wasn't like a local anesthetic you have to go that was you weren't even mr. wonderful then yeah you were mr. hot is a wonderful you were seriously you just happen today mr. wonderful and I got on the show and you know I got that name huh who called him writer he called himself mr. wonderful and I said to him Kevin who calls you mr. wonderful and you said you do you said you just like to change the world I used to call you the Undertaker but no play maybe stop they said you're not allowed to call him The Undertaker Wow doesn't work mr. Wonderful's way better it's no I said Undertaker cuz all your deals go to die that's not you and on that note thanks I love you

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Length: 11min 27sec (687 seconds)

Published: Wed Oct 16 2019

Reddit Comments

[u/rosethorn137]

I need like 10 more hours of this

[u/iLLThunder15]

Best part? None of the pitches have people crying in em.

[u/internetrabbithole]

The QR Code guy made 16m? good for him, they were brutal to him

[u/DrGeraldBaskums]

I like how Cuban tries to backpedal that Ring wouldn’t have been that great of an investment.

[u/monkeyman80]

interesting on the phone breathalyzer. i wondered what happened with that since they had an update that sounded like they were going into production.

also as much shit lori gets here, she's made a lot of money off the show.

[u/[deleted]]

"two weeks later, I walk into my husband's bathroom by accident"