between that which
is amazing and alarming, and that which is
delightful or demented, and on occasion, I must confess, my magic tricks have gone over that line. It's never my intention to cause terror or panic, but, hey, it happens, and when it does,
it's actually pretty funny. Take, for example, Lauren here. Now, we were both hired
to take inventory in an abandoned garage
at midnight. Oh, my -- What? A clown? What is it?
Bring it over here. Look at this guy. -Oh, wow. -He's kind of creepy. "Buckles" is his name. -Damn, 1956 --
-Buckles? -Yeah. -Buckles? Buckles is a real clown?
Oh, all right. No! I've never heard it,
but maybe that's him. It's, like,
a signed Buckles'... -...picture.
-Yeah. That's pretty crazy. I thought that was,
like, an urban myth. This is really old.
This is kind of -- Yeah. -Wow. -Crayon -- There's nothing
really in here. -This is just -- -What is this? -Like, the -- -Yeah. So, what? -We call it "makeup box"? -Oh, is it -- -Buckles?
-Maybe it's Buckles' makeup kit. All right. So, maybe we
separate it into the -- into a separate box or what? -I'm not sure.
-Let's just list it. -Okay. -We'll say the makeup kit. -Yep. And then --
-Okay. That's wild. Here.
Let me see what else. Okay, but list this stuff
that's in here. Is this his -- Let me see
that picture of him again. -What year is that one?
-Dude [bleep] -- -That's what? 19 what?
-Where'd this balloon come from? -You did that.
-No, I [bleep] didn't. -Did you bring that over here?
-No! -That's not funny.
-That was weird. No. I went
to pull this out. It was in the picture!
Dude, that's [bleep] weird. I sw-- Hey, I swear to God, he was just holding
that balloon in the picture. -Wait a minute. -You held the box, and I watched you
go like this with it, and you were like,
"Oh, just a box?" He was holding the balloon.
You think I'm joking? Okay, so...
All right, now that we're gonna die
in this space -- -[ Breathing heavily ] -No, no, no, no, no, no. All right, well,
one red balloon -- Just say, "one red balloon,"
I don't know. Yeah, one red
freaky [bleep] balloon. All right. All right, so music box
and -- one red -- one broken,
one broken -- broken picture of Buckles.
It's okay. -Sorry. -It's okay. Maybe you -- Now -- Now I'm
thinking I do remember -seeing the -- that he --
-He was holding the red balloon. 'Cause I know there
was color in here. Yeah. Like, I -- It was, like, right... -[ Gasps ]
-Then just put the rest -- -What are you doing?
-What? -I-I got to go.
-What? -I got to go.
-Why? What? -I got to go right now.
-What happened? What? I'm going with you.
You're scaring me. No, I'm not going
back in there! No [bleep]
I'm not going back in there! This is not funny. Okay.
