THE CANDY BANDIT -You Should Know Podcast- Season 2 Episode 44

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me she said get off me it's I mean it's it was bad but no love my sister I need uh I I talk I I brought this up in the in the Discord this this week um I almost got robbed this week uh it's it's funny now but I was scared oh you were I mean I always end up in these predicaments it's ridiculous but the predicaments it's just Enlighten them so I was here working at the studio right and the studio is in a very nice area like this part is nice you go a couple streets down it gets a little seedy it's a little it's so strange creatures wandering around there Shady now yeah all right so courtesy of the peaky belong here to see the pink this establishment is a new management order the pinky blinders all right love that show yep good show you've never seen it I haven't but you've told me and I've seen clips and Ryan has also told me about the greatness so it's a great show in my eyes until I see um I like the way you look the way that I look likes the way that you complimented me that was too much I'll kiss you kiss your back wow I don't know maybe coming to patreon hell no um so the weather was nice outside right it's been cold it's been [ __ ] weather I don't I don't function on the cold my bones hurt I've broken all my fingers I've broken my elbow broken my knee broken my back Burger my collarbone all right glass boy I have eight concussions I get in a lot of pain whenever the cold happens that makes sense now it was it was a warm day outside the sun was out paid concussions it makes a lot of sense it's all starting to end up I have videos of all of of like three concussions I have in my last it will be on patreon a concussion highlight video is outrageous one of them it was like my last college basketball game show me that yeah I dove on the ground oh my God I got hit and the cameraman just zoomed in on me like he was like knocked out he literally was like get for like four seconds it was awful but so it was a nice day outside and whenever it was not I have a Jeep right I have a Jeep Wrangler it's a nice Adventure car you could take the top off or whatever so I was like oh I just feel like in a exploring mood I want to drive in the morning I was going to drive to a lake and just drive by top off listen to country music some Luke some Luke Combs some Morgan Wallen got a little got a little boom my big truck Morgan Wallen that was great but Morgan Wallen he's great he's amazing um did something come out of your mouth and you did that did something come out of your mouth and you just said that is it on the couch oh if it's on you that's fine if it was on the couch so boom I was just adventuring around whatever I got back to Studio did some more work I was like it's so nice outside I need to walk I started to walk right I didn't take my wallet I didn't take I just took my phone that's it I just had a blank Pockets just to follow that's not normal for me I normally have a lot of things in my pockets a lot of [ __ ] in my body in your pocket you have a lot a lot of variety you watch your mouth so we're not doing that we're not doing that um so I was walking and I started to get a little far right not around these nice quarters of the studio see a man on the other side of the street right I'm walking on the sidewalk there's a street another sidewalk I see a man he's about RH 24 25. young but you could tell he's under the influence of of some he's a Narcotics in some sort but he's not to the point he hasn't been doing it long enough long enough to where he's like small and frail and you can just push him and you'll be fine to defend yourself he's active like he's big and he's wired so it's scary that is he had this huge coat on like like a Canada Goose with the fur like huge but yeah Space Jam monsters when they had to go into that yes but he had on trenches basketball shorts from 2008 that went up to The Shins with big socks on you yeah it looks like he just got out of prison like he just regained his freedom yeah yeah that's what he wore the night he was incarcerated yeah but he was like you could he was like this he's like oh no like it like it like like he was got like hitting the zombie apocalypse yeah he's tweaking out I saw him and so now I'm very aware like that's one thing I'll get I'm aware of danger always I can always tell if there's a fight about to happen I'm very good at knowing something's going to go on I could I see him and now my sights are locked in on this guy across the street I didn't make eye contact because I know you don't make eye contacts wild dogs because there's no attacks no a scared dog is a scary dog exactly oh that's a bar that's the truth I peaked at the wrong time and he made eye contact with me now we're locked eyes he stops his neck contortion he goes like this locked in immediately on me and I'm like oh [ __ ] I'm in trouble now but I don't show Fear right because that's when you know you just secrete it you don't shoot oh wait I was wet the bottom was what's your defense this is my defense never mind you're just like uh yeah back up yeah you secrete here so I see him he sees me seeing him he does not take his sights off of me I'm trying to do the thing yeah it makes sense I tried to do the thing where I'm peeking a little bit and not make it but every time I peek he's there I see him reach into his pocket for something while looking at me what do you grabbing exactly that's in my mind that's a weapon yeah it's some sort of danger coming my way so now Peyton's not in funny mode like this this is a real life scenario for me so I'm like okay I'm like now I'm ready like now I'm not even taking my eyes off you so he sees me just like looking at him with his hand in his pocket we're just making eye contact at each other he yells oh this [ __ ] you're scared of me I was like a little bit but can you smell it that far is it that good of a secretion defense tactic if you could smell me across said Street I need to really go to the doctor and see this so he goes this ball scared of me and I'm like man whatever and then he starts to looks like he's like really like jimmying something around in his pocket I'm thinking it's a yeah a Machinery so I'm like okay and now normally I have some defense on me I have a some sort of Defense on me so I go to reach for mine a naked pocket naked Pockets nothing's on now I I can't win that match yeah the drip from your secretion is now physically visible on the concrete and so he sees me reaching and I go he sees me patting and he knows I have nothing time to attack time to attack he approaches the curb to the street to approach me and he's looking both ways so he doesn't get he's still responsible still good still it's still good still good road management yeah and he starts to make his way towards me I'm like oh my God this is it this is it I'm done I mean he's gonna hurt me so you didn't think to take off no because that shows like immediately like whatever and he was two I saw how fast his neck was moving imagine what the feets would do so I'm starting to I'm I'm just in survival mode I'm looking around me what can I do I look up and I'm right by this restaurant but I'm downtown right so downtown establishers don't have public regular bathrooms yeah so I was thinking I'm just going to go in this place go to the bathroom but as soon as I look at it and think I'm like they don't have full aggressions whatever ever so I'm thinking okay I can just run in here grab something to eat and just sit down and wait for the the the the the the the threat to pass I go up to the door and then I remember I have no wallet I brought nothing downtown restaurants won't let you just sit in there sir what would you like to purchase you go purge oh no so I'm like immediately I grab the door and everything just sinks in my body I'm like this is it I'm done I turn around to just I'm gonna have to go out on my shield I turn around he's gone because I guess he saw me going to reach for the door and he just took off he just started running the other way but yeah I almost got robbed that's so what's the key takeaway for you never empty your pockets yeah make sure I'm protected yeah okay you take away uh let's talk about that's insane sorry first off condolences we're not just gonna say I called you and you're like oh you're an idiot why are you walking he said dude uh to counter his move I thought about going and sit down and getting some chips and stuff take off if you're that scared run you're saying bolt your way to safety yell and something he goes like dude I was really just trying to buy like a double a double burrito Taco to just cure this I'm like what are you like come on come on and then he goes cam goes where are you now and I go I'm under her yeah he goes no you said I'm oh on the bridge I'm on a bridge walking over a highway I'm like where is your car you know he said I'm I'm on a bridge walking over a highway looking into a lake I'm like where are you like get back to what you know is safe get in your car fulfill your pockets and go and then all of a sudden you just hear a crane and I'm like okay he's under Invasion I don't know what I don't know what enemies you have but anyways sorry that okay what were you gonna say I was gonna say uh Hey Texas let's pick a weather couple days ago is about 71 today it's about 38 and if you're not for Texas let me know if your state is doing this yeah like all right sad counterparts in Oklahoma like they that state doesn't do I'd throw an insulin for no reason I suck uh no but like Oklahoma and Texas are both notorious for just like it's like there's a command center where they have to like click a weather thing like a what like button what the weather's gonna be like each day and there's just like always fights they're like yeah like oh well the script says the next three months is supposed to be around this but let's just throw a curveball and give him 20 degrees today like you saw I started this episode with fur on my yeah and now you're sweating and I'm still quite cold if that doesn't like he's hot sweaty I'm shivering under this almost it's I mean it's just getting ridiculous I wake up every single day with Crystal glaciers like covering my eyes of of ice mag and boogers and just like shards of glass Smeg I don't like that word schmeg what does that mean schmeg it's like it's that's schmeg did you make that up of Webster's term Smeg Smeg Smeg is that with the CH I think it's a s-m-e-g Smeg no but you that's not you said you said I can't say with my tongue yeah you can't you're you're flirting with the dangerous little thing but no seriously and then I wake up the eye is crusted over nose cannot breathe I ended up I literally touched I touch my tongue I did this the other morning the entire night because I'm so tired of the entire night I woke up found out that I slept through the entire night my mouth wide open I was a mouth breather for eight hours straight that's not normal when I tell you I woke up and I was like touched my tongue it's just rocks dude it was like the bottom of like a crater like cracked open dry and I was like but don't you enjoy that a little bit though no but listen not at all I want to breathe right now there's listen that's disgusting like I can't it's horrible but I'm saying but listen geez I'm saying like that first glass of water if you're drill dry it feels like euphoric yeah well 40 of the glass is going straight to curing and healing my tongue I'm only getting 60 of the water content for enjoyment so no I prefer normal 100 water for enjoyment it's unbelievable we just talk about what happened in the bathroom speaking of hydration remember you heard what your comment about me whenever I was oh God eat asparagus much this man's urine was disgusting I'm sitting there washing my hands my good Lord I'm like I don't know take a bottle of water his insides was Diet Coke and asparagus for a week straight and beef like his his piss was just Rankin raunchy like it was bad moral of that quick topic is like pick a weather Texas come on like give us something to work with am I wearing hoodies and sweats or am I wearing a t-shirt and shorts I need to know my allergies need to know what is this Cedar oh Cedar's hot what does that mean I had two liters of Diet Coke last night two liters of Diet Coke last night and you got two liters solo dolo we're just gonna Brew your own flavor why do you need two liters of one but I couldn't even eat drink two liters of water with a pizza once sitting what is wrong with you you need help what happened you need help you need help what happened you're crying what happened was prize your tears aren't Brown you need assistance what happened was is I like my diet coke a certain temperature right above room and so then they cave they were too cold so I figured I just really want to Diet Coke so I drank the first leader just completely cold I just drank the first like it was a bag of fruit snacks like it was just it was a no-brainer just I just consumed an entire liter of DC I drank the first liter like the temperature came in but I was like that's not my experience that I want I wanted how I wanted so I just let the one marinate in the room a little bit and I like I like it a little um decaffeinated I mean de-sizzled what's the word you're going to turn septic if you keep this up here I mean you're gonna need you're gonna truly need in-home assistance like they're gonna have to come like hey who do you got to say oh I have Muriel you know it's just 89 she's a she's gorgeous she's such a sweet Soul who who's on your run today oh I got this weirdo that's 24 year old unhealthy guy named Peyton just it's completely fine he just consumes four gallons of Diet Coke a week and he's oozing Brown bubbles from his skin d-sizzled Coke you're gonna dude you're oh my gosh oh my God you're gonna be living home at like 33 years that's the coke it's bubbling through your pores right there looking at me so what do you do what was that you need to tell me something that was like a cry for help without saying anything you just that was like the dog commercials in the arms up like you were just looking at me like I can't breathe I can't breathe it's because the coke it really is like I know you do Diet Coke shout out to my boys like get he's I mean if this isn't a number one fan I don't know what is but let's hand it says what's it called what carbonation is the word decarbonated maybe so it's not de-sizzled it's not decaffeinated the temperature doesn't do anything to the caffeine content so what I do is every every soda I get I open it like either if it's a crack lid like the or if it's a Twist top I always open it and I just let it sit there and so I like it to be a little flat also I do that with my chips especially Takis I you know I do this with my Takis I open the Tonky bag for two hours yeah two hours who does I set a timer it really like oh my God I need to do studies on you do you like do you I I really don't enjoy breakfast food do you like breakfast food I mean I love breakfast food the act of eating right when I wake up no but I like breakfast food a lot it's apples eggs bacon Bagels see that's the thing hash browns that's the thing I don't like all the pancakes the the I love it the eggs eggs especially that's fantastic oh I love it but I went I went to somebody's house and they were cooking breakfast and they said what do you want and I gave them what I eat every day for breakfast and they looked at me like I was insane probably probably some validity behind that what'd you tell them I feel like you shouldn't change your diet based on what time it is I eat the same thing for the whole 24 hours I asked for bacon that's a normal thing right I'm gonna say I know you asked for bacon bacon and then ground beef my breakfast consists of ground beef and bacon and sometimes toast if I want some flavor are you like are you a neanderthal like are you it's like you're like a you're not even you're a homo sapien like you are level one human it's like you've just been unlocked who eats ground beef in the morning why because that's what I like I don't like eggs or or or sweet pastries in the morning bro like oh my God ground beef and bacon and if I want some flavor I add some toast I like crab legs and I'm not gonna order it at 8am but why Why breakfast food eat breakfast I am that's my breakfast I want you to go to an establishment say let me get an order of ground beef they're gonna slap you with the menu I don't think I think that's a societal pressure I think you're a freak you're a caveman and I don't like you're an absolute cave dweller you like and I don't understand it and that goes with my beverages too I don't understand why I have to have orange juice or milk in the morning give me a Diet Coke oh my God oh my God you're probably yeah just give me a raw onion so I can bite into it too go hunt the pterodactyls with my spear you're you are a level one human being I'm not a freak I just like ground beef bacon and I can come back and you talk to your wife like that you um I don't ground beef oh and then you go place your pet rock and you like you go back to your cave set up the set up the the palm tree drapes like you I mean that's not that crazy it's like you're living on Survivor like you're willingly you're willingly on the cast of Surviving like you're not getting paid there's no game show but you're having a hunt for beans and get and gather beef and capture a squirrel like okay but tell me that doesn't sound like a refreshing breakfast meal bacon beef and Diet Coke that sounds like Cardiac Arrest that does not sound like a a replenishing breakfast meal give me a belvita in a glass of water and I'm out the door I always get the glass of water by the two liter of Diet Coke I just uh you you simply but it's nourishing it fulfills you nourishing see you don't you don't even know what English is like English isn't around yet you're just like like it's like that's you that's you saying oh good job this is fantastic oh how was your breakfast today ah like you're not nourishing what like it's nourishing you don't know English because it hasn't been invented to you yet you've found a time machine you hopped into it you a cave dweller are now walking amongst us this is on this it's pissing me off this is unbelievable but it's quicker too you you can it is not quicker to take two take two Eggo waffles put it in a toaster all the way to seven and then that's not quicker than having to sizzle up and brown a pound of ground beef but unless you're eating it raw caveman if you'll rip it out the package you just bite it raw then yeah but but maybe you'll save some time I but I save time because I do the 15 second microwavable bacon so I got the ground beef Brewing on the stove I forgot you get shelf bacon shelf oh and then you just sip on a little Diet Coke and sip on a little bit of water I'm full until about 1pm what do you brush your teeth with sugar cane and stuff what do you just bristles the Bones from the from the mammoth that you played last week I don't understand why that's weird I genuinely don't like I'm not just trying to be different it was that coat Ox that you came in with like woolly mammoth coat that's why it was so warm now you're sweating it's 30 degrees in here how are you sweating you should feel my butt I'm not what I should feel your butt I don't feel like but I feel like that's healthier than what most people you get if you get a nuke that if you get a Nutella crepe that's the only boy so good boy makes me want to slap my mom three times after after Thanksgiving you can spank me on a Thursday and call me Roxanne if you give me an Nutella crepe oh my God shout out to everyone in the Luke bloodline shout out to sanjin's Mother best crepes ever and bananas make me gag because of the yarn okay the you know what I mean like the yarn that comes with the bananas and it doesn't break up too well so you might just get a yarn in your throat this man just said yarn what's it called a rope called banana part of the fruit you think the bananas alive on the inside stitching itself up up the sides so it can defend itself against humans no you rip it and eat it you you are a primate like it this is It's just yeah this is just like who knew that's not it's okay the one thing I can give you is you probably did hit the nail on the head when you said that would be healthier as opposed to a traditional Western World breakfast I'll give you that props to you but [Music] normal no okay you want to switch shoes no I don't want those why don't we hug We Don't Hug enough got to give each other flowers while we're still here come on man okay no see you why did I know that was gonna be some sort of sick setup I was actually I stood up for you I stood up for you for a genuine front-facing crotch to crotch hug I stood up and you're gonna sit there and want me to Swindle you and get down to your level like a little child like a dog that's that's like a boxer when they get on their back and they have the little cute little heads they just look at you it's like Max right now it's like my son Max my dog's son that I'm not gonna sell I woke up I swear I spent it out at Caleb's house and I woke up and my finger was in his dog's mouth I was just like why is my finger warm I'm trying to get some milk from it it's cute little puppies get some Diet Coke oh yeah yeah he's like he's a sticky Brown this sticky Brown milk makes me go wired because he's like he smells like me so he follows me around everywhere Uncle Pete can I get some beef you mine oh my Lord oh geez bro yeah you're a freak matter of fact matter of fact since we're on food I I can't deal with it anymore I swear to God I can't take anymore I know we swore the secrecy Blood Oath I can't do it I hear it in your pocket I hear it though in your pocket we're not doing it you just show them show them what's in your pocket right I can't I'll take my repercussions later we swore show them what's in your pocket this is a damn food episode you might as well just put the cherry on top this is on there's an Almond Joy and an opened Almond Joy in this man that's just something I do and we swore okay this is something that I've kept a secret for a long time and you promised me you can't anymore I was hearing it the entire episode the mic wasn't picking up all I heard was Rumblings this whole you your breakfast thing we're on food we might as well there is an almond an opened Almond Joy in this man's pocket if you don't tell them I will because it ends today this is a new year new you it's it's done okay so I do this thing and I've done this for some years now almond Choice my favorite treat that's and so I like to carry it around in my pocket and and everywhere I go I like if you've ever seen me in person or if you ever see me walking nine times out of ten I have an Almond Joy it does that who I'm on them nine times out of ten and you have an Almond Joy in all no no no where's the other nut why is there an almond missing it is an Almond Joy the only give me it right now the only thing missing huh foreign why is it missing where is the Almond okay it's if you if I swear to God if you say that you buy Almond Joys but you don't like almonds then you're I'm gonna punch you okay this is the thing it depends on the day right so I do it doesn't the way I eat almond joists is a little different right so the Almond Joy a little different your sociopath it's it's a lot different so what I normally do when I get an Almond Joy is I I just bite I bite the Almond out but I don't throw it away though I don't throw it away if I swear to everything I love if you're about to tell me that you I swear to god dude I just keep them in my other pie just keep the office for later if I want the difference if I want a different treat you need help I there's no other way to say it oh my God why is it in its own sweater what is that it's just a napkin and so it doesn't mess up my pants with this little excess chocolate I love Almond Joy I don't I have never loved anything the way you love that there's never ever been something in my pocket there's never been a naked and now you eat the Almond okay but I don't feel like it's that crazy to like almond Joyce Almond Joy Almond Joy is a chocolate coconutty nutty snack and it's like you get all three protein groups all kinds of nourishment through this no you don't and why it's like you're it's like there's just like a concession stand behind you why do you always have an Almond Joy you get your food you get your you get your snack and you get your protein your fruit you see you you are a soggy blanket you are you are a you are just wet and and boring you are a weird you are a soggy blanket of an individual and I try the Almond Joy you have an Almond Joy in your and it's like the thing is this isn't just today I've let this slide for some months but I've been doing it for years just eat it don't it's oh my God you're supposed to be mine you're Paul Blart like like you have like like how he just drops if he doesn't have the sugar and you gotta always have something there but you don't have that but it's a good conversation starter but like you want an Almond Joy and then new conversation starters hey Phil my name is Cameron how's it going yeah but also but it it leaves elastic promise you like Almond Joy it leaves elastic memory if you're like hey how much of a freak you are it's like hey you want you want you want to Almond Joy and they're like we're at Denny's and I'll be like wow Almond Joy you know what I mean dude I you you try and I'll enjoy I get away from me it doesn't have to nut in it I don't know if you want it I know you took the nut off you you put it in a blanket you swaddle the nut you kept it in there swaddled swaddled look it up you swaddled the nut in a blanket you put it back in your pocket you sat there with it then okay later but no there's no justification listen North today today was a I had to go quick normally I put it in a plastic baggie so it's it's safer for the pants it's not that crazy if you think about it it's the same thing like people carry like breath mints I carry Almond Joy don't like the Judgment I'm receiving here that's what's supposed to be a secret camp that was supposed to be a secret and you just wouldn't have triggered me if I didn't hear the I don't know if your pants are on a different way today every time you move I heard the ruffling of the package I couldn't take it you just said that you eat ground beef for breakfast and and I had dude I just had to I'm sorry but I'm not sorry because you don't this isn't normal but if you ever have like an Almond Joy and then while it's in your mouth you have a Diet Coke it it like liquefies like the chocolate in the coconut and then I that's normally and it helps disintegrate the chocolate off of the almond and that's what you put in your pocket I'm gonna disintegrate you from the earth that's what I'm gonna do it's not there I'm good you are a plagued individual yeah you can like work your tongue around the trunk like the almonds I mean and the coconut you can work your tongue around the coconut when you I can't I just can't it's a great snack a cheese stick is a great snack that is an Almond Joy so it'd be better about it just stick in my pocket no because it'd be warm but I'm saying a great snack macro wise is a cheese stick that is an Almond Joy I'm not here that's not even like I'm not here for health purposes I'm not here for health purposes I'm here for enjoyment this is the same man that like oh I don't like candy candy I'll eat chocolate I don't I don't really like sour punch straws and Starburst no it makes me [ __ ] yeah but but uh pocket Almond Joy does it no imagine getting ready for work and you're like I got my wallet got my keys got my pocket knife got my Almond Joy got my badge what and then you that's how you just buy I like the way they play show me how you do it I like the way they place it right there you can just bite the The Omelette see just that quick and then you and then put put the Almond in your pocket for later we need to have a talk later it was supposed to be a secret you ruined it you're the one that's doing this it's ruined it not me you're the ruffledging of the package beef breakfast oh pocket Almond Joys like almond Joyce I don't care it's not that crazy I don't care I like my dog and she's not in my pocket if you could fit she would be oh you're calling her fat you let's take that no for later I'm Gonna Save that element for later but I could just have the treat it's not that crazy you're making it a lot worse than it is you're nuts I'm almond I have a lot of joy okay we got we got to get back to sanity to real life right now I'm absolutely stuck in the fever dream oh my God I have some bad dreams originally I I have dream all the time all right Martin Luther okay you've done a one-up me here no I was just saying it's like I had a bad reason you said oh I dream all the time all right because people like Olivia like she always oh I don't even dream at night I don't even dream but then she matter of fact okay my wife Liv has these like terrifying dreams and she's out like a rock right because she she's the type of person oh I don't even dream that much I'm like no babe like everybody dreams you just don't remember it okay she goes no I'm telling you I don't dream I'm like you dream but you don't remember but she she goes through these things it'll be like once every two weeks and when I say it's Insanity like she literally so she'll be a dead asleep and typically she falls asleep before me she's just out like a light she's asleep right she's dead asleep knocked and I'm on my phone the room's super dark when you got a bright light in your face you can't see anything else right and all of a sudden she is like in Her Dream but talking but it's Crystal Clear like like she's been awake for now like she's having a full conversation dude it literally one time we were in uh we were in Arkansas in a hotel she's dead asleep on my phone and all I hear is what's that bird in the corner I said what the hell what are you are you kidding me I literally went nope nope nope wake up what do you mean there's a bird because it's not like when you're dreaming and sleeping you're like you're kind of sounds a little weird slurred she was like what's that bird in the corner and she's been asleep for like an hour an hour I don't know it happens like once every two three weeks she would have to sleep in a different room no the worst one ever first off there was one last week same exact scenario and the this one was insane because she was asleep on her chest like laying down like on her stomach flat and she literally shot up like this like again dead sleep she shoots up and goes oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no uh and right back to sleep and I'm just like what the but the crate the scariest one by far that it literally like I was not comfortable dead asleep same scenario we like the room super dark so you get the best sleep but I'm still awake I'm just like going through Tick Tock Twitter something to just ease down right so all I'm it's a bright light so you can't see anything and this time it was crystal clear but she whispered in Her Dream this is what she said word for word word for word sitting there thumbing through she's been asleep for 35 40 minutes all I hear is and I was like oh no no no no no why are we turning is John Wick no why are we turning the lights and I swear to God you can call you I literally I was like oh hell I'd go to the courthouse immediately was like live wake up wake up get up tell me that was a dream wake up but the worst part is when she wakes up she has no clue what happened that's yeah she's got something no clue she has something in her imagine dead asleep though 40 minutes pitch black you're on your phone you can't see anything around you and all you just hear no hell no yeah what do you mean like no and then she wakes up and I go babe babe what are you like what are you talking about what was your dream about what are you she goes why did you wake me up I didn't even say anything didn't say anything you just casted a spell what do you mean you're talking to the to the outside world you're talking to the underworms yeah the underworld talking about Quicken turn the lights off like it's literally like something out of like a horse it's that guy I talked to her about this a couple days ago it's a damn melatonin should be taking it has to stop it's a melatonin dude yeah when she can't sleep she'll take melatonin and that's dude it has to stop because it is it's oh my God it's creepy like it is straight up creepy but one but I think in the future y'all are gonna be in sync and start doing that like talking to each other because my parents like I forgot who started it but one of my parents used to snore and it's like a damn like like you're at a like it's like you're a band practice it's like just trombones playing and now like if I when I go home and I walk past the room like at night it's like they're singing to each other it's like their goal like it's never at the same time it's like it's the other one like they just go back and forth and they just been around each other so long that they're just doing that in sync I'm gonna put my Almond Joy back in my pocket we don't have to make a comment about it just let let it was it's been there for years just let it happen corresponding and in sync yawning or yawning snoring is outrageous we've been together for like 30 years um Symphony of sleep no I remember when we used to go on College visits like uh we'd be in a hotel room like we'd get there a day before like if it was far and we would all share a hotel room boy I didn't sleep oh I know you told me yeah it was awful and my mom collects remotes what does that mean shout out to Mama Hardin we love you she's gonna get so mad I'm saying this but my dad knows it's true my mom like she's like she has like they have a nice like big bed with like at least 43 blankets on it they had so many people oh my God it's it's so much coverage and a lot can get lost in there and my mom like Hoards them through a monsoon like it's like my mom Hoards remotes like she'll never ever know where a remote is it's because it will get lost somewhere in there and then they'll just get a new one and then one day one day I was like Mom like she asked you pain can you help me find my remote and I was like all right I was like you know what Mom I was like get up like we need to we gotta it's somewhere in here we lifted like the 33 third blanket and it was like 17 like a family of remotes and I was like Mom it's like Best Buy Andy's coming they dropped back down they said they're talking living it up hey would you all get to play last week it's like there's the best I've been out of commission for three years it's awfully warm underneath I only got one use that she lost me no it's bad that's batteries and [ __ ] like Double A's and [ __ ] just duracelling their mom said like radioactive stuff for all the better so you could start a car oh my God you can hear this yes I'm telling it's every movement you like get it out get it out I'll put it in my coat next time every just eat it right when you buy it no but it's not going to save it but yeah but it's not chapstick like you just leave it no but like you ever want to drive like on a highway and you're like damn an Almond Joy would be good right now but if you don't have enough discipline to just set it there in the car oh now I'll eat it why is it in your pocket why is it on because I'll forget to take it to my next like if I go to like a Target or something why it's a good snack just go to dude if you say chips and salsa is a good snack I don't ever box it up and take it but that's not practical that's not practice yes it is if you're just on a highway going 80 miles per hour put it put it in the little in the compartment I got I got drinks I got Diet Cokes in there it's not that bad I want I want to take my own knee and just hit people are going to start doing it after watching this and like I get it I get why you have that delicious snack in your right pocket if anyone ever does that just don't talk to me ever I can I can only deal with one I can only deal with one it's not that bad do not do that ever it's not that bad now the breakfast thing I will not let you make fun of me all right we're not gonna talk about that again but you will not make me feel bad for that beef and bacon dude that could that could be a shirt right there beef and break beef and bacon beef beef and breaking beef and bacon get your breakfast that's sick that's sick yeah I I know but see that's one gonna be one of those things on this podcast that I'm gonna regret putting out yeah a secret okay but I can't like maybe I put I I broke the code to try to help you maybe you need the help you didn't even try to have a conversation with me outside of this you decide on a public platform because it did because I it was bothering me we were talking about food talking about your sick breakfast and all I'm hearing the whole time and I knew exactly what it was like there was no I knew exactly what it was there's no doubt in my mind the damn Almond Joy is in your pocket but it's like I just couldn't take it I could not take it these years have built up for us couldn't take it I started in college because I got real hungry like we went somewhere and I was like I'll never let this happen again concession stands exactly I got an Almond Joy and I put it in my pocket for the bus bus ride back you're sick Bro some people are gonna be like I do that too no oh quick random shout out LeBron Ramon James King James go talk probably now sitting it around 250-ish points to go so that'll take about not eight nine-ish games depending on how well he pops off but uh about to be the number one all-time leadership what are we gonna do whenever he gets it I don't know I want to be together I'm definitely just gonna be wearing my jersey we can do something the the episode after will just be in like LeBron's [ __ ] there we go oh speaking of LA and the Lakers got a wild tweet sent our way and not even sent our way just tweet it yeah just tweet it O'Shea Jackson Jr Ice Cube son shout out shout out to OSHA you're probably watching this uh he just tweeted a screenshot of him watching the podcast and he just gave us flowers and love and I was like what the hell is super real is going on that was dope and the how I found it right this might be like a little conceited or whatever but I was checking our SEO our search engine optimization seeing it's like the Twitter streets are talking about it seeing if like one of our Clips went viral on Twitter that we didn't post or somebody stole or something you know Heaven's a lot yeah let people steal that content but um I was I typed in you should know podcast on the search bar and it was literally it said O'Shea Jackson I was like that I know that name I was like it can't be a real account it's a real account and it was tweeted like 30 minutes before I checked it so it was like like Divine timing like just perfect and I was like what the hell and then our lovely fans were in the in the replies and be like oh they're so funny I I agree with Cam on most things y'all suck wait what was the debate we had last week because I was getting oh the zombie apocalypse not one person not a one said you that's that's fake first of all it's real guys think of how much stuff I've endured in my life how much stuff I've come out of succeed none of it was Undead whatever it is no but O'Shea Jackson Jr like I've been uh seeing his tweets and like knowing who he is for years now because he's like Avid sports fan too for like LA and stuff so when Braun went there like a lot of his tweets would pop off and go viral like you're talking about like bro get this man some help like he's he's really tough he's really with it and he made this one tweet that's fantastic and I don't know why I could just ingrained in my head uh he tweeted something about how like because like La everybody was giving LeBron [ __ ] and everything whatnot and he was like this man we got here first year injuries didn't do anything second year won the championship like yeah first title in 12 years yeah like how are you 10 years sorry it's LeBron he's supposed to win every year no but they're gonna say that ring doesn't count yeah Mickey Mouse right like you have no clue no clue about that yeah ridiculous but shout out Jackson yeah we're gonna uh link up with him soon hopefully I don't know if it's gonna be on camera or anything but we just want to meet him and say what's up that'll be dope so shout out to O'Shea man I appreciate you dog for real all 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above the hill there okay I'm looking myself your socks are still gross the socks are still dirty read don't look down don't you dude look at myself protect your eyes don't look at the socks he's like I need help just don't look at the sock all right one or two claw Bears I'll make it on Christmas and I'll see you all right hey you and me both read comes with practice see you next time see you next week awesome great he did a little salute and everything what's up guys we are on a seven hour road trip to Arkansas right now so this is kind of stuff you're gonna get on patreon the whole you should know team packed in a car for seven hours will we survive how will we make it will we the Galapagos Islands where we see an alien species from out of it's a lot this is what you're going to get here on patreon it's exclusive content we're gonna check back in with you on our first I wasn't even gonna hit stop

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Length: 60min 47sec (3647 seconds)

Published: Mon Jan 23 2023