The Beverly Hillbillies | Season 1 | Episode 32 | The Clampetts in Court | Buddy Ebsen

[Music] eighth man DVD [Music] but firmly Hillbillies [Music] you [Music] how much money are to draw don't forget I need school supplies and I need bins for my brothers and I need middle for you critters I reckon might as well draw enough money to last us a month or two reckon ten dollars to do it I never could sleep a wink with all that money in the house I told you not to drive with that hangover anybody hurt I don't think so well no harm done how did not your car but you kind of bet our bumper I reckon I can straighten it out though they're going in the bank old-timer yes sir I was playing it to will come with me they know me here maybe I can do you some good I hope you'll forgive my stupid husband had a bad day yesterday with the nags and he got stoned last night so now he's got to borrow some money to pay off his bookie what's the book a little rag call Sam the collector Oh Jim could only stay away from the horses the husband my horses does a lot of stuff especially losers it says a man who likes animals can't be all bad comes uncle Jeb granny let's be honest I am glad it was no harm done so am I [Music] what happened to you fall down in there shut up an actor that old Jesus worth thirty five million dollars Wow me was soon for a panda [Music] Asaph Johnson versus Clampett other plaintiffs ready we are your honor other defendants ready yes sir these rise from addressing the court yes sir you court you your honor I'll just go meet you father let me warn you that any attempt at humor will be dealt with severely you're being sued for $100,000 do you consider that funny no sir yeah well you represented by counsel and I walked by who a lawyer oh no sir I see you're appearing in pro per you any objections I know hearing no objection I'll permit your defense thank you sir well the plate is we'll make his opening statement thank you your honor although my clients the Johnsons are really in no condition to appear today I have persuaded them to come to court so that your honor can see the carnage wreaked by this criminally careless family of hoodlums whoa excuse me young fella but our name mean who limits clamping hey Joseph granny she's a Moses and yet throw away he's a Bodine he's my cousin paroled boy back home right now with death reading his sister trying to get her married she's 18 and still singles that is enough that's the way my cousin pearl feels a girl Paz is 18 and her chances of getting her husband can you please be quiet I'm going to excuse this outburst cuz apparently who are unfamiliar with court procedure however one more infraction and I will hold you in contempt you be seated proceed counselor as I was saying your honor I have prevailed upon my clients to appear today although at the cost of great personal suffering to themselves Taylor if you please [Music] then the people that run in DOS sorry what's red can happen there terrible by the looks of them your honor protect my clients from these ruffians got a terrible memory for names please clamp it I declare you in contempt of this Court and I'm gonna give you a fine of $100 well thank you but I didn't do nothing to her no hundred dollars the fine of $100 is suspended now please take your seats kid wears $100 he promised you didn't you hear him granny the judge spended it you're a dog attorney for the plaintiffs we'll proceed your honor the maimed and broken bodies of my clients speak more eloquently than any words of mine in condemning the criminal actions of this lawless family what'd he call us that time named lawless awful nice folks raise pigs but on the day and date set forth in the complaint said defendants did willfully and maliciously crash into the plaintiffs car and flick ting upon the bodies of the plaintiffs numerous and grievous injuries for which we ask the court to award damages in the amount of $100,000 to said I can't even remember the Johnsons he keeps calling them the plaintiffs two ways about it when it comes to recollect names yet young fellers pitiful I want you to tell a court in your own words exactly what happened well mrs. Johnson and I had just driven up to the bank where I hope to borrow some money for my favorite charity the horse lovers of America although you've been married for 20 years this is Johnson and I is still very affectionate receiving your testimony mr. Johnson well being affectionate as we are we sat in the car for a few moments to speak of our love borrow the money to help those poor all horses on their way to the glue factory [Music] there's the old truck cleaning down the street out of control [Music] that's the last I remember your honor those monsters crashing into us Sigmund alcoholic stupor hi please Court is recessed for 10 minutes who you reckon smacked into them people like that no they was driving something called a stupor I ain't sure but I think it's called a Stutz there we could help them mister how do you get to the playground playground yes sir he just call recess [Music] [Music] my poor Jim sake I was glad he was unconscious so that he didn't have to see the worst part would you describe what you mean by the worst part well you see the impact through my husband out of the car there he lay on the street broken and bruised I fascist darling those insensitive beasts care why don't you learn how to stay out of people's way bring him around this don't bring him around he did my husband whose precious lips had never before touched your honor be Sir Richard private you wish to question mr. Johnson oh no sir that poor woman's been through trouble enough I just want to say that me and my family here is right good at tracking and trailing and hunting and we'd be right later did you let us go out and hunt down in Rascals that was so mean to the Johnson klappa do you expect the court to take those remarks seriously well yeah I reckon I did brag a little too strong on us but if we can't catch him we got a hound dog named of old Duke he can follow our trail a month old again why you just give old Duke the sendee is it possible that you people don't realize that you are the accused what do you mean you are the folks who caused these injuries to the Johnsons us [Music] you ask me this is a heck of a place to spend recess in here - cool well there's one good thing he's going to give each one of us $100 you look like your accountant here's on a hold steady non I'm studying on his whole situation granny why would the Johnsons haul off and say we done something that we didn't well maybe they seven to get the money maybe thanks text I agree with Ellie way I got it figured that accident they had knocked their memories loose ladies bandaged up he must have took some awful hard knocks supposing you make some posters for the Johnsons then that'll draw the herd out of their heads to be able to remember what smashed into a great big dose of rich weed tonic berry nothing like rich we did it just think judge adjourn court till after lunch and then he wants you all back in that courtroom on your very best behavior he said he'd suspend your hundred dollar fines Gary go spin an Armani Indian [Music] you're gonna ask the court for a judgement by default those hillbilly's aren't coming back they've probably left keep you folks waiting we hurried wish we could dare you threaten my clients nobody nobody they're back here on it all rise smell good don't it good Fiji right pleasure to have you join us everybody we got plenty very nice you realize how long you kept this court waiting I'm sorry my dad yes but we've done the best we could granny was working like a whirlwind making possum cookin rich making tonic poses I am NOT interested in what granny has been doing if I was you judge not on an empty stomach granny gets right aren't here when she eat eat all day I am also not interested in her dietary idiots increases from this courtroom hold on please home being licked I wouldn't say too much about being late if I was you this is the second time today you've come in here in your nightgown [Music] you [Music] tell me Jethro you like to drive that old truck oh yes sir you like to drive fast oh yes sir but I don't answer the question yes or no and tell the truth how do you like to drive fast what yes sir were you driving fast the day you crashed into the Johnson's car oh no sir what were you driving slowly when you crashed into that car no sir thank you but I sit down please next witness granny I understand that you make very good moonshine whiskey I call it my room and cheese mission but it is a quite potent quite strong well you don't want to stand too close to a fire when you unclutch yes well now then ready you sometimes carry a jug of this rheumatism medicine or on with you take it on trip same only when I get my twinge well I'm having twinges the day you and your family crashed into the Johnston's when the old truck here crashed into the Johnson's car would you show me just where you were sitting well I was sitting right there but waiting that's all thank you and mr. Clampett how many guns do you have in your home where's granny shotgun Jethro's lever-action my pistol I'm a squirrel rifle you needn't go on mr. Clampett that's quite an arsenal you have thank you you're used to carrying a gun aren't you I've been toting a squirrel rifle since I was knee-high to a jackrabbit and I understand you're quite a good shot back where I come from if you didn't shoot good you didn't eat I see you shot only for food yes and you were very poor yes sir and then oil was discovered on your land and you became very very wealthy and moved to Beverly Hills yes sir but isn't it a fact mr. Clampett that in spite of all your millions you are still frequently seen carrying a gun yes sir you see I just answer the question yes or no do you to this day frequently carry a gun yes sir were you carrying a gun the day you and your family crashed into the Johnston's no sir and we didn't that's all thank you step down no sir what do you mean no sir you know all night stepping down not till I've said if you think Your Honor I object now counselor I have been very lenient with your conduct of this case just as I've been very lenient with the conduct of the defendants however since mr. Clare but here's the defendant and will bear the financial burden of judgment is against him the court wishes to hear anything that is relevant and pertinent to this case yes your honor well mr. Clement let us hear what you have to say thank you where to begin with ain't nobody told the real story about what happened the day the Johnsons backed into us I checked your honor there has not been one shred of evidence or testimony supporting the allegation that my clients back into the defendants that is very true counselor perhaps now we might have it yes sir now you may proceed mr. primont realizing of course that you're still under oath to tell the truth well Your Honor I learned how to tell truth so long ago I reckon it's become a habit and what with making a promise on a good book I'm gonna be extra careful proceed well me and the family grew down to the bank and then we drove on home that's Leslie Sheena to Johnson till somebody come to the house and totes come down here to the courtroom you may cross-examine well that's quite a story you told mr. Clampett very simple and very sweet just the truth like a promise you're innocent of all these charges against you aren't you you've nothing to hide that's right then why mr. Clampett did you not answer the summons and complaint served upon you by the county marshal summons and complaint that is right complaint this is a complaint mr. Clampett in fact it's a copy of the one delivered into your hands is that a complaint it is why didn't you answer it would you mind reading that first line there the people of the state of California send greetings to JD Clampett that just didn't seem like no complaint to us for answering it well Jethro says is Berta near 18 million people in California we just couldn't hardly see how we could get around to greet them all back [Music] for thirty minutes after which we'll hear final argument this is Johnson I'd like to have a little conference with you and your husband before court resumes do you know where he is probably out calling his bookie Edie doctor doctor Bookman another thing you told me your husband was a teetotaler after lunch today I thought I smelled liquor on his breath that's his medicine for pain mrs. Johnson are you sure that you and your husband are telling me the complete truth about this case what do you mean are you siding with that millionaire against us poor crippled people he's all I can interact with pain it's just that mr. clamp its story was very convincing and there were no witnesses to the exit who told me we didn't need any witnesses you said because they didn't answer the complaint we didn't have to bring in any witnesses but you mean you could have brought in what is it all you want [Music] all rise counsel for plaintiffs ready for his final summation yes yes your uh your honor sir mr. judge could I say something that might save us all a lot of time do any objections oh no no proceed mr. Travis uh well sir wrong if it's all right with you I'd like to go ahead and give that hundred thousand dollars to the Johnsons do you admit the claims made of the Johnsons well no sir II don't but he deserves the money and I can afford to give it to him more if he needs it would you like telling the court why you think he deserves it well your honor I got a daughter here Ellie me and I reckon she means more to me than just about anything in the world and during the recess when I seen mr. Johnson with his daughter and seeing how much he loved her just like I do Ellie me well kind of toward my heart what daughter room across the hall in walked this beautiful girl with a long red hair and I know right away she was his daughter cuz she walked up to him she says how's it going daddy jedd your honor with no nurse to help that brave man got to his feet and stood a a straight and tall so she wouldn't see he was suffering and he kissed her and right then is where I found out she was a heap like my daughter on the critters cuz he said Marsha darlin when I get this hundred thousand I'm gonna take you to Mexico and we're gonna watch the ponies run these developments surprised me as they did you I asked to be relieved from the case at once request granted this Court finds for the defendant [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] this has been a filmways presentation [Music] eighth man DVD [Music]

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Length: 26min 4sec (1564 seconds)

Published: Thu Jul 02 2020