The Beverly Hillbillies | Season 1 | Episode 25 | The Family Tree | Buddy Ebsen

[Music] eighth man DVD [Music] common listen to the story about a man named Jed Hill not near barely kept his family fed and then one day he was shooting black gold Texas tea well the first thing you know in the hopes and Jim move away the mayor said California's [Music] swimming pool [Music] Maddi have a nice trip into town no I did every place we went folks here data where pearl you gotta expect that yes a woman like you dressed in the teeth shoulder pretty ankle folks and I understand you asked me they were staring at this old truck I know it's mine kid but it just ain't fittin for Beverly Hills you know what a couple of people yelled at us uncle Jed they yell get a horse I reckon is steer more of the horse yeah why don't you get one of them big shiny limousines like mr. guy feel oh so Chuck's right handy for fetching and totin even polish here and there through you get you a piece of brick and hoeing all is rushed over here and then go over the whole thing with coal or say uncle Jeb you wish to get yourself one of them their fancy limousines I could be your chauffeur and drive you around in style yeah you can sit in the backseat all do it it up and folks you'd think you was a Duke or Earl or something yeah oh I don't reckon that fool nobody signs ain't particularly anxious to hear folks think I'm something you're a millionaire well how bet you that's just as good is it do Carl take you around and go to power [Music] you know dude mr. Drysdale could help you get the high society and you could join one of those IMC clubs and go to stylish parties and get my picture in the paper I mean get your picture in the paper I don't hanker for high society Earl but if you do I'll speak to mr. Drysdale tell me when it comes to society his wife is one of the first hogs to the trough today me dad but it sure would be nice for a lemay why she could be a debutante and have a coming-out party what's her yeah it's a party where unmarried society girls meet unmarried society fellas why a Li Mei and me could get a daddy the only man could get a husband in no time you got my butter churn patched up ain't got a quite finish it granny said you have to do your chores out here in front where everyone can see you know oh but lights better here and these iron chairs here make good work benches what Allah neighbors think with all this stuff out here pearls right kid it does look like we showing off their family in Beverly Hills here's a butter churn like that you got a spin wheel big she's gonna show matta make Lindsay was a threat Oh huh how am I ever gonna get this family in high society what bank pearl no societies is where a bunch of high-class folks do a bunch of high-class things drink of tea and fly in bridge and having parties and getting dressed up and going to the Opry and he wrote up in the paper I give up you can't make soup purses out of South ears you're also dad-blame and just to drink some tea I could make her any kind she wants something throw her some slippery elm or some sassafras I don't reckon it's a tea so much as who she's drinking it with granny I'd like to get in with them society women like Miss dry Dale yeah her all it was wrong to want better than what she could afford as apparel too poor to paint too proud to whitewash I'm sure we'll find our fiscal situation to be sound I am extremely anxious do you know who's coming yes the bank examiner sure they'll find your bank ever so tidy now two important matters I have just received this telegram from Priscilla Ralph Alden Smith Standish she has consented to become our houseguest Oh surely you're just dead Oh Priscilla and Smith Standish is going to be staying at our house yes indeed Reuben well who in blue blazes is she did you Milken how can you be so uninformed and run a bank well I I have you helping me dear thank goodness mrs. Smith Spanish is only the president of the Women's Federation for the preservation and perpetuation of the FFT of any first family traditions of America no bully for the FFT of a but I'm expecting the SBE of C state bank examiners of California oh wait Alvin do I have your permission to put everything in readiness for the arrival of mrs. Smith Standish oh you have indeed I'll have the carpets moved out immediate [Music] what were you saying about rabbits I intend to read our neighborhood of those uncouth unsightly Hillbillies before the arrival of our prestigious house test you do and the president of the FFT of a will be staying at the YWCA with you when are you going to get it through your head that dead clampets money is one of the pillars of this Bank this is Rosedale if you'd only take the time to get to know the club but I'm sure you'd agree that they're basically very fine people surely you're not suggesting that I mingle with them socially introduce my friends to them no no don't do that and move away for sure it's obvious that I'll get no understanding or cooperation here I should have listened to mother she warned me against marrying a common bay president [Music] well I reckon in the kitchen Jed and washed I'm showing Ellie how to work it you can watch my Biddle's cooking alright got to do a little more fixing on the bobbin I'll have that out a minute hi Blair granny yeah it's a my tricky at first but once you catch on to mixing the wool and the flax together it comes easy you go to weave in and spinning in here I just scrubbed and polished this floor and I don't want no linsey-woolsey does from that crazy old contraption miss Mina what do you mean crazy old contracture I mean that whole thing now keep it out of here where should I put in the kitchen granite floors cleaning off the heat off but you're just on this floor and I'm right there spinning me around your neck spinning wheel and there'll be more than jeonju spatter on this floor in our bash you over the head so hard your shoes will have three toes [Music] drive on out the airport and pick up mrs. Smith Standish I have some some clearance work to perform Jerry nice surprise to have you coming with it girl me was just talking about just more hurdles got a hankering to get into society and I says well I hear tale when it comes to society this Drive is one of the first hogs to the trough Hey look at my green around yield come on inside have a mess of granny's Jones and sorghum that'll put you two feeling bushy-tailed I'm expecting very important company Priscilla Ralph Aldens miss Standish bring him along we got plenty for the whole bunch Priscilla Ralph Aldon Smith Standish is only one woman and probably the world's greatest authority on colonial history early American genealogical origins and 17th and 18th century artifacts and she is the esteemed president of the FFT of a well we sure would be proud of me here I shall call upon every resource to avert such a social catastrophe thank you very kindly stay breathe yeah I don't know I'm sure granny let you use anything you wanted but I don't think she wanted to sell we totally wrong for the rubbish collector yeah you're right they make nice gifts but like I said it's time grows short you win this pile of junk how did you get to the woods eliminate pain where you belong Oh my sentiments precisely you are indeed a disgrace and the sooner you leave this lovely community the better just the doggone minute factions about sweet little cranny I hope you ain't in no hurry to get into high society I just don't think that miss Drysdale is gonna meet to cook about giving you a leg up [Music] you say mrs. Drysdale is here yes ma'am if it's all right I'll take the bags on over to house class [Music] there goes that dad-blasted music again one of these days I'm will tear out all these walls and find out where that musics come over maybe it's the rascal who used to live here I don't know many Tim get through why don't you ask you teach you or the pot school about that music duo don't good you but one thing I know for sure somebody's gonna come to that door they always do and you that music man tell me is this your loom out here no man that won't granny may I speak to her please are you sure in the morning I have reason to believe what have we here My dear daughter really me it's granny's she says it's been in her family a couple hard years of better I've got to meet granny immediately Oh forgive me I'm mrs. Smith standing honey man clamping and like I say yeah this years my daughter Ellie me how do you do daddy graze on the kitchen churn butter like you run fetch really me oh no please churning butter you mean by hand oh no man with a churn such no things been their family power for a long time take me to her will you please Bobby pleasured man no use granny you can't get a polish on this pewter junks the best you can pearl I'm gonna body said a decent table with this kind of stuff was the half company we'd all be disgraced Oh enchanting i've been yet from the past oh don't move what a picture the homespun dress the colonial dustcap adjourn the pewter the old coffee mill oh it's a tableau from another century what do you reckon she is part dogged if I know may I get some pictures what kind of picture still pictures she's I can't blame women or ladies no revenuer yes powerful with the whole thing how long have you had this rifle well my Paul gave it to me it's Paul give it to him I reckon he's bored on the same marvelous and the churn how long have you had this great ain't that the churn it saved your great-great granny from the engines it Shari's Oh tell me about it would you baby was a total miss turn from the cow barn to the cabin to be Indians don't tell her the woods to scamper she had beautiful hair just like mine well he was out of sorts to begin with cause it was a hot day and the butter kept a milk and with him two Redskins trying to snatch her hair that riled her up a good sure and she won a minute then she ended the turnover the other one that old Indian ran out into the woods all covered with melted butter fifty feet but a great big old bar came out of the woods grab that all rest'll and lick them today boy wonderful story and on every day that old bar would come around looking for granny to send him another hot buttered Indian [Music] do you know what that is no what is it that is a hard job oh well thanks dear but I have other plans for lunch poke stick objects by your friends and our neighbors the Clampetts Lilburn this is the last straw call out the militia have the neighborhood rezone the right our congressmen do anything that's necessary but get rid of those Hillbillies Oh Barbara they're not a bad sort they're barbarians and I warn you Milton just as they brought about the decay of Rome so Beverly Hills will crumble and all such things this class war your common birth of the aristocracy have always had to feel the hostility of peasants those too dangerous if they'll attack me with Jones think what they might do to a woman like Priscilla abroad Aldens miss Standish and she's due to arrive any moment Oh oh she has arrived as drysdale Oh chef oh just fold he dropped her off at the Clampetts thinking you were there [Music] yet those savages on the horn will prove to Margaret that everything is all right this may be the oldest piece of pewter ever to be found on this continent I'm just mortified mrs. Smith Spanish I'm an after cousin Jan to get rid of all this junk now if he has money on the foliage oh please it's priceless you'd be happier the heifer and red clover unbelievable this your family Bible well no not anymore got to old commenced to Crispin and flaking off so they pitched in got another one about a hundred years ago it's in Hanoi I'll get it up again dedicated to Queen Elizabeth mister Clampett this is an original Geneva Bible if sometimes called a Puritan Bible 400 years old oh why yes ma'am is out the way she's right here hey you want on the phone man not now tell him I'm all tied up hello oh she can't talk right now he's all tied up and uncle Chad struck [Music] oh no brain what if they've strangled my president or she's suffocated in that Trump I am certain the Clarence would not do violent home to mrs. Smith Standish Jethro has a way of confusing the facts I can't tell you how thrilled I am to participate in this historical recreation no oh honey this is what you call spinning Oh Duncan open call the police I want these ruffians seized and hanged immediately are you doing uau from the briny clutches of these peasants peasants My dear mrs. Drysdale it may interest you to know that I have established almost beyond a doubt that mr. Clampett here is a direct descendant of the first man to come ashore at Jamestown Virginia May 1307 what you mean I mean that when your family and my family arrived on the Mayflower his family was waiting for them miss Standish surely there must be some ghastly mistake perhaps you're in a state of shock from the way these people mistreated you I've never been more hospitably treated in my life I've dined on hog jowls sorghum homemade bread fresh churned butter served on pottery that might have been on earth that Williamsburg and I've eaten this delicious food with ancient pewter implements that would grace any Museum me I better go wash them dishes Oh granny you know I'm sure that mrs. Drysdale would consider it an honor and a pleasure if you would permit her to wash these historic dishes what indeed considered an honor would you Marvin I made a come-along see if I got enough rise so high so you make your own lie soap back to it can't Beverly Hills you showed mrs. Drysdale how to make it but she didn't care to learn I do understand that you are ignorant of the process by which your own colonial ancestors made their soap well Madam President Oh your education is being shamefully neglected [Music] it's more lying some opossum renderings may guide there Oh mrs. Drysdale I hope you appreciate the historical significance of this opportunity you are reenacting the making of so just as it was done more than three hundred years ago she's so happy she's crying I wouldn't have missed this for a million dollars tax-exempt chief thank you Sanders are waiting yes I know I know Oh mrs. Smith Standish I don't forget you promised let my wife wash dishes too oh I wouldn't think of depriving her the thrill of handling those authentic colonial implement and in the good old colonial way no automatic dishwasher heaven forbid mrs. Smith Spanish I have known you only a few brief minutes but already you are one of my favorite people we should return I've lost my cover I miss going by manicure best forget about uh money if they fell in that soap days dissolved by now [Music] I need or mr. Dale I can scare you up a few more things to watch if it pleasures you Oh No please look what this my soap is done to my head yeah it is nice and paid and rosy I don't blame you for cheering you left I couldn't tear myself away from the picture of my wife washing dishes she's taken to it like a cold hog to warm mud [Music] [Music] this has been a filmways presentation [Music] eighth man DVD [Music]

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Length: 25min 56sec (1556 seconds)

Published: Thu Jul 02 2020