The Beverly Hillbillies - Season 1 - Episode 24 - Jed Becomes a Banker | Buddy Ebsen, Donna Douglas

[Music] [Music] the beverly hillbilly [Music] [Music] come on little jethro drink it up no sassafras no snakeboard no pecum root nor richweave how do folks live in these beverly hills without the necessities of life ellie may clamp it did you drag home another pussycat nobody this year's our special one i've been helping the critter doctor over to the zoo and he let me bring this year one home cause it's small was being mean to it husky little critter ought to be a good mouse catcher when he gets growed you can't keep him that long by the way critic doctor said he gets to be eight or ten feet long he's a lion he sure is even a bobcat don't get that mean any luck ah they ain't nothing to shoot up in these hills few scrawny squirrels and rabbits ain't worth the cartridge hi dingies let's all go home or i can find some yards and you can find some game yeah mom's been wanting to go back and see jeff green hey let's all go together you bring the truck around jester and i'll pack a lunch and we can get started ah hold on just a minute i may be all right for pearl that's a mighty long trip to take just to hunt the arms and do a little shooting besides you got school jethro and i can't go and leave little jethro hey looky honda this here's a line and you named him after jethro yeah cause he's king of the beast don't you ah cause he eats so much and his feet's so big my feet ain't fake what you talking about boy when you was 12 your feet were so big you used to have to go down to the crossroads to turn around come on everybody let's go home where we can find some yards and get some fresh game meat i'll get the truck ah hold on uncle jed if we don't do us some shooting we ain't going to be able to bark a squirrel out of a tall tree at 300 yards i know we getting the might rusty i'll tell you what you grab a handful of matches we'll stick them in the ground alongside that wall out front we sit on the porch and we'll take turns lighting them with our rifles that sucks but that ain't shooting or that wall ain't no more than two or three hundred feet from the porch i know it ain't real shooting i'll tell you what we won't take dead aim we'll snap shoot y'all shoot skates like mr drive dale dude what's skates uh he told me about them that was clay birds well if you two go to shoot and clay birds don't expect me to cook them [Music] any statement about tomorrow's match gentlemen yes if you please i should like to read mr drysdale's prepared statement win or lose by the spirit of fair play and good sportsmanship which so symbolizes the commerce bank the friendly bank of beverly hills travail in this great competition oh baloney i'll give you a statement my bank's going to shoot the pants off of his bank and win this trophy back permanently i shall begin again may your bank hasn't won in two years not since lynn crannell became my vice president and teammate and furthermore i've got a little surprise for you this year drysdale i've got a new cashier that can outshoot davey crockett's you'll have to go someday i'll shoot hawkeye crandall you said it why hawk i found her to crandle my aunt nelly when you see gene sandbloom handle one of these things wait that my face happened chief chief is vice president crown were calling from the hospital hospital hawkeye yes he was crossing the street and he didn't see a fire truck coming hawkeye how about you heard both legs broken right arm three ribs well we got till tomorrow morning try to make it set up four matches uncle jed that's all it was left all right you like two and i like two well you only got a single barrel rifle how you gonna light both matches never mind about that just light yours okay i like the first two matches on the left i've done it i'll let both of them now light my two one cartridge i got to get a little angle that's really doing it the hard way well since the distance is so short we got to get a little sport into it got it yes sir the bullet bounced off the wall and got him both well what do we shoot out now uncle jed well that smeared dab of sorghum on the wall commenced picking off fly what else can happen to me today the skeet championship out the window and all those crazy clamplets are shooting at passing cars surely your wife's exaggerating chief the clampers wouldn't do anything that foolhardy no well just in case they would isn't that the driveway up ahead yes let me know and we're safely in [Music] hi there miss hathaway mr drysdale nice to see you mr clampett what are you shooting at live flies with a rifle up against the front wall or this to the right of the gate did you mean to tell me you shoot flies sitting on that wall out there no that wouldn't be sporting we get him on the wing possible i don't know what hey mr drysdale oh we just smear a little sorghum on the wall and get them when they buzz in for a landing [Music] the trick is not to get a b you shoot a b you miss your turn sometimes when they come in fast out of the sun it's hard to tell them apart i can't even see the sorghum neither can i oh uncle jed ain't missed one yet but back home they called him hawkeye did you say hawkeye oh you know how folks hang a nickname on you miss either way the trophy may not be lost the chief he has to be an employee of the bank meet mr j.d clambert my new vice president welcome aboard hawkeye [Music] now will you stop worrying jed crabbert is a vice president in name only he won't come near the night uh how can you be sure because i told jethro to take him out to the skeet club i'll meet him there and we'll practice for the rest of the afternoon and the skeet match is tomorrow morning and this beauty will be mine chief haven't you heard the expression it's not that you win or lose but how you played the game oh yes i've heard it and i consider it one of the most ridiculous statements ever made suppose hacker hears about your new teammate who comes around to meet him say that is a good thought all right have a name plate made put it on crandall's desk jd clamp at vice president then alert everyone to say he's out for the balance of the day mr drysdale i have always been a loyal secretary but there are some things my conscience will not permit me to do and breaking a new secretary that is one of them come on jess there was time i was getting down to the bank dad is all this nonsense about you working for mr drysdale you don't know nothing about banking well that's what i said granny you know what he said what he said mr clampett you are the kind of man i need for vice president because you are a straight shooter yeah i reckon there's always need of a good honest man especially in the banking business come on jethro uncle jed mr drysdale said i was to take you out to the skeet shooting range he said you don't have to come to the bank today yeah i know jethro i reckon he's just trying to be nice because with his other vice president in the hospital i don't see what help i could beat to him shooting skeet oh shucks i was counting on shooting some of them clay birds i'll go right ahead gesture and take him off she'd like to go pearl don't care nothing about shooting but i sure would like to get my old double barrel unlimbered it's getting rusty and so am i well fine granny and ellie mae can go too if she wants just drop me off at the bank on the way yes sir high time i was getting to my duties as vice president [Music] is this satisfactory mr drysdale oh fine fine put it on crandall's desk back in the corner mr hacker is back to see you and the chairman of the rules committee is with him i think they expect you to default the contest just when i've got it won mr drysdale at the risk of incurring your disapproval i owe it to my conscience to make the following statement which i have typed out for your perusal honesty and integrity are the very cornerstones of the great institution of banking and they are strengthened by the mortar of fair and democratic competition this trophy is symbolic of that competition it represents a glittering ideal and i say to you better defeat with honor than victory at the cost of a tarnished ideal here here mr drysdale you are a credit to the entire banking profession that is one of the most inspired statements that i have ever heard and hacker here thought that you'd default or ask for postponement merely because you'd lost your teammate hacker read those words over and over by george they mean something yeah they mean he's found a crack shot this may i may i have a copy of this certainly mr pendleton mr hacker it may interest you to know that the employee i have chosen to be my teammate has never in his entire life shot one single solitary clay bird oh no bravo what sportsmanship what courage what spirit what's his name j.d clampett vice president what does the vice president do paul yeah i just ain't exactly sure really me that's the reason i want to talk to mr dragsdale uh he might be out at the ski place waiting for you well we'll see are you sure it's all right for us to go on out there without you jeff yeah mr dragel says as long as i work at the bank you can all use a skeet club club i thought you busted them things up with a gun well you do granny that's just what they call a skeet shooting place pull up in front of the bank jeff throw and wait for me i'll go and see if mr drydale's there i'd like to meet this vice president well he hasn't gotten to his desk yet new man just getting settled in but you've picked him to shoot with you huh well as long as he's filling in for crandall here at the bank i figured the sporting thing would be to let him fill in at the skidmass you say he's never shotsky my word of honor this man has never set foot upon a skeet view that is the courageous attitude that has kept the doors of our banks open through economic upheaval political uncertainty and world chaos i don't know what this character has got up his sleeve but you can bet your vault at something mr hacker bill billy boy haven't you heard the saying it's not that you win or lose but how you play the game i know that we bankers aren't supposed to be emotional but that's it all man i i'm choking up i've had about all i can swallow too come in oh excuse me mr dry today i would just come in come here well i i don't want to butt in oh it's perfectly all right these gentlemen were just leaving business poor pleasure gentlemen sit down make yourself comfortable see you in the morning gentlemen there is the mark of true greatness hacker did you see the way he treated that cd old like he was a millionaire [Music] this is crandall's skeet jacket i don't know whether it'll fit you or not that's a might snug but i reckon it'll do you'd think bankers could afford new coats instead of covering them old ones with patches and these are the targets that we shoot at i ain't them dandy little dishes just ride for saucer and coffee why incarnation do you want to shoot at a saucer like this if you ain't careful you'll bust them we're bounced as a cup well there aren't any cups you see you done busted them didn't you no no granny we don't use cops just these saucers i mean these targets the object of the game is to hit them as they fly through the air ah i reckon i'd like to try that give me a gun jethro i'll handle the release switch chief all right if i try it without this little coat oh yes mr rabbit but i wouldn't suggest you trying it with the rifle because when you yo poo those targets are gonna shoot out there at 60 miles an hour oh broken shattered sorry about that i just meant to nick it so you could use it again from the looks of all them broken dishes out there you ain't the first one that made a mistake no granny you don't understand you see the object of the game is to break the target but to do it with a rifle is absolutely remarkable oh shucks that ain't nothing a lot easier than shooting flies can i try yes of course but i i think you better use the shotgun oh well this here is granny's this here's the gun i'm used to leader of my gizra okay uncle jed oh fantastic feet yeah these big all right but they help them to stand aside steady and give me a whack of busting them things can you fling two at once yes but thing fling two more i got another barrel left [Music] i have never seen such marksmanship fight with any one of you is my teammate i can win tomorrow i'll shoot with you mr dreyer i'll shoot with you mr drysdale well thank you but you see my teammate has to be someone who works at the bank and since mr clavitt here just happens to be my vice president it sure was a stroke of luck for me to get that job just in time to shoot with you almost as though it were planned wouldn't you like to try to hit one of the targets sure would ah which gun would you like to use don't want no gun really doing much cutting the firearm don't tell me she's gonna try to hit up and here i stand with my cylinder bore wide choke twelve hundred dollar imported english skeet gun that's a dandy all right fella just about couldn't miss with that ah i could and i think i'd better get in a little practice right now phil uh we'll be pushing along then oh uh you mind if i have my cousin pearl to let this out of my i can shoot a lot better if it don't bind me so tight be my guest mr clabbert well i'll pick you up about nine in the morning fine and dandy bye thank you but mr hacker mr clampett is out i can see that i'll just sit down here and wait for him sooner or later even vice presidents have to show up for work i've been thinking with mr drysdale and miss gene both gone maybe they need me over to the bank should i drop you off there yeah i reckon you better here pearl knows how much to let this out for me yeah i figure if i'm gonna be any help to mr drysdale i better get at it [Music] hey hi there you waiting to see me are you j.d clampett your am jed clamping vice president of this bank that's what they tell me you know i just had a hunch to come in i figured it might be something i could do to help i think there's a world of things you can do to help me mr clampett that's just dandy i don't believe it caught your name hacker william hacker you call me bill howdy there bill it sure is nice to make you a queen sit down sit down what can i do for you well to start off with you can tell me how long you've been in the banking business well uh this here is my first date and already you're a vice president well that's the job i'm commencing with i want to tell you that mr dry dale is as fine a man as you ever want to work for why i ain't done nothing all day but chewski i see tell me do you shoot good skeet well i never tried for it today of course it don't take much shooting to bust them great big saucer especially if you got a good rifle [Music] you shoot skeet with a rifle well i admit it's kind of like shooting fish in a barrel my daughter ellie mae does just as good with her slingshot that's very interesting how did uh how did mr drysdale happen to find you oh uh we next door neighbors you're your next-door neighbor of millburn drysdale up there those exclusive estates yep matter of fact he got the place for me you see i uh come into a little money here a while back 25 or 30 million dollars and to show you what kind of a friend mr drysdale is he's keeping all that money right here in his bank and he ain't charging me one penny to do it he's all heart that's all hard how does it happen at your vice president of this bank here well my nephew jethro and me was out front that's my cousin pearl boy he's out there in front of the house shooting flies off the wall excuse me shooting flies yes sir with rifles yes how far away oh was no more than a couple hundred feet and you went around to ski billy boy billy boy can you win a round of skate billy hacker no i kind of been around from that new teammate you found he's a crack shot and cannot miss the target i'd like to point out it is not too late to do the decent thing now the bank's still open select an employee at random take me they lose but we he says well say speaking of mr drysdale here he comes it's clapping what are you doing here where should a vice president be out shooting flies over his front wall back are you snoop get out of my bank not until we first have a little meeting with mr pendleton mr drysdale i am shocked to say the least shocked and disillusioned i apologize mr pendleton my desire to win momentarily overcame my sense of fair play but i have a suggestion suppose i selected random an employee to be my teammate that seems sporting a hacker yeah i'll buy that well i have a new young janitor not a very bright kid but nice jethro bodine now just a minute drysdale isn't he clampett's nephew the one he shoots flies off the wall with will drysdale is this true yes yes it is true ms hathaway i believe you're on overtime right chief good night gentlemen now i have a suggestion for you i'll pick an employee of yours at random to be your teammate i consider that eminently fair agree drysdale you mean to say that pearl let this out and now he ain't gonna shoot i'm afraid mr clampett is no longer employed here ma'am i declare look look at the dust on that desk jed clampett was taught to leave things clean fetch me a broom good ma'am be a bro yes ma'am id declare city living has fallen the whole darn family i choose you let's see how mr dryersdale does with a scrub woman [Music] ring please [Music] [Music] [Music] this has been a filmways presentation

Channel: Classic TV Channel

Views: 104,920

Rating: 4.6788321 out of 5

Keywords: The Beverly Hillbillies, Comedy, Classic TV, Beverly Hill, Entertainment, Family TV Show, Funny, Season 1, Buddy Ebsen, Donna Douglas, Irene Ryan

Id: MMedhOvUjH0

Length: 25min 44sec (1544 seconds)

Published: Sat Apr 06 2019