THE BEST OF SHAYNE TOPP

[Applause] stereotype gurus and shrimps are the bothy Oh crocodile Dundee's favorite movie I actually have a technique for this dominos you're my favorite pizza place watch this hi pizza huh you're my favorite pizza hi Mary buckle eat and then you came this side right we're doing right at the will call it his nuts Andrew and then the legs you seem tense you're so strong [Applause] all right think I'm done oh hi I'm Clarissa and I'm here and I'm here to help you let learn how to make friends first step on to make friends what do we do we just have a time just have a joy I can't wait to move in and turn this gingerbread house into a gingerbread home mmm stupid you have a gingerbread wife yeah but we're having gingerbread problems no no pass the rock oh they was at that moment that I discovered what protest was down my pants and just started pee just started heating up the front porch just I was like no and I just started peeing I'm I was like what are you doing and I'd be like the neighbors probably saw just saw I'm like a four-year-old just standing on the front porch Pina hey oh oh my god you're okay you're fine I told you not to let the baby do shy oh let me guess a weird words like you do like a silent laugh every know that oh look over here and your guys like good bars like how do you guys say hi to each other the morning oh yeah when you sit on ketchup oh good catch up I wish to catch up my pants I mean it's just it's just crazy you know I I get out there and these guys just I'm doing 3 sets every night you might strapping me in please oh listen if you want to join the pasta party you are welcome if your food oh oh it's a favorite game interrogation Oh your hair's worse than ever I know I got struck by lightning on purpose Oh bother but what man doesn't want this [Music] totally can you stop and just get the tat right here bad bad P plush yeah [Music] there's not a lot of time okay wait a minute not my nib Oh freaking bro dude last night dude Jessica came over to my place dude it was nuts we totally read the Bible it was awesome dude she totally got on her knees and then she totally read the Bible we freaking read the five so hard so freaking hard dude and then I'll do it and then we found my parents like we found their stash and then we totally over it was high Papa John's your my favorite pizza place check this out though hi little scissors you're my favorite pizza place so what's this stuff hi dad yeah what I thought you and Mom were working things out okay yeah okay so I'll see you on weekends yeah it's okay um no I was just calling to say you're my favorite pizza I heard one interesting like a disease there was a guy that did dating on the pyramids and he found that the pyramids actually date back even further ago than everybody says further ago which screws over a lot of timelines of how we think civilization grew and I think he got banned from Egypt well what are you doing I'm just also your talk about a guy who probably was standing outside of the pyramid don't listen to hey hey keep hands off me Knight what do you think of me hey hey I need a phone hey can someone give me a paw I don't my phone's broken I had a Nokia and I dropped it you probably know I'm trying to get into the pyramid okay I dropped it into an air of weird vents in the pyramid window Vinson a pyramid head head the very old vents the very old-fashioned that they're pre-cambrian vent into a hole like that I had a Nokia why is the about this whole Wow Wow with my best dog well do you never strap actually weight strapped me it you know I do shows look at me I think illegally you have to look at me I'd like to apply for a loan daddy needs its juice Oh God Jesus I know I took a hide as I was gone from love he's angry yeah you know I'm always a buff period this is a period piece right here Oh gimme [Music]

Channel: Smosh Pit

Views: 2,158,367

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Id: _Lqwd0qAvyU

Length: 12min 10sec (730 seconds)

Published: Sat Oct 27 2018