The Best of Atrioc 2021

2021 about to be crazy dude i'm going to go hard because i again i don't go back to um working in an office at least until september at the earliest that's the earliest so i'm about to do like eight months of hard content i'm about to go [ __ ] in the paint let's get it going oh i broke his ankles i broke his ankles all right wow holy moly it's emirate that we've done that oh it's an atrial thing how does she know what the [ __ ] aatrock is in this instagram photo vin diesel edited it confirmed edited it to make himself bigger and to shrink the rock's head she's right there she's in front of me she that's her that's yuki or whatever her face is if you're looking at the screen she is like basically like what quadrant is she she's like eight probably eight o'clock yeah so if i were if i'm aiming in the center right i'm aiming down and left a little bit yes okay i think so you're gonna smack her this is the 21st time i'm sorry for typing in all caps but do you know the pokemon slugma please let's play it out now let's point out all right goose goosey up yeah what's the pokemon slugma it's a fire type i you've always called my hands piano fingers no i don't i don't think they're pounding any stretch of the imagination as long as you've known you used no no i have never thought of that because you absolutely do not have piano fingers oh that reminds me do you guys know that i am the only person on earth who is subbed to the official twitch channel i am an 88 month subscriber and you cannot buy a sub i'm die-hard i'm ride or die i got vaccinated today it's like right here on the guns you know the problem is that the population is growing the fastest where people are less able to deal with what what the [ __ ] y'all be like [ __ ] landlords and then kick out your animal crossing villagers for being ugly the reason i included this tweet is because this is literally what ari does when i watch her play animal crossing yes it is it is true it is true your island is all birds how did it all how is it all birds used to have a goat he used to have other people on that island i remember the goat he was a really nice guy and now he's all gone hey truck your auto mod won't let me call myself gay this is homophobic that's not no it's not homophobic my auto mod is not homophobic this is not 1984. but pride month is over you know it's like all right all right gays yeah okay it's july listen i'm about as tolerant as my brand's logos it's time for marketing monday olympic marketing [Music] [ __ ] me dude why do i never ever ever get these right welcome to marketing monday the greatest and only marketing show on twitch and youtube the most popular brands in the world the three lines theory of marketing it's the super bowl edition the top five times companies lit billions of dollars on fire jeff bezos edition the psychological warfare of gotcha games riot games and blizzard entertainment the apple versus epic lawsuit april fools welcome to marketing monday silence brand edition where we talk about all of the stupidest social media posts in brand history women belong in the kitchen full stop children found the link and started immediately joining the call and screaming to a federal judge free fortnight don't get banned get ron's who is this up-and-coming young actor range converter activated those are actual bleeps those are actual bleeps and i went on they cut it short predictions 2021 that in 2021 i predict we're going to see full force nostalgia marketing for things that were popular to this group of millennials everything that was popular basically 20 years ago is about to become coming back in a massive way [Music] ps5 rolls and smokes the xbox next prediction is that the streaming wars heat up heat up for two people twitch and youtube let's talk about the streaming wars today a big announcement my friend ludwig went to youtube if you get not just one streamer but their group you can start to pull over the audience whoever steals the other side's nuclear bombs first is going to win this war if it was youtube you could literally just click back in the player and this watch alright it's an amazing feature and i predict that twitch will see that and do nothing as they've always done now we're gonna watch ads my top five ads ever saddest ads of all time edition the most expensive ads of all time the worst ads in the history of video games the funniest ads of all time that isn't cream berries and cream all the little letters better than cream [Music] damn dude i guess you had to be there flash forward less than three months maybe i think a month and a half it is like the most popular [ __ ] sound on tick tock so i'm gonna play it for you now i've created an amazing ad and this is basically what every olympic ad was like but better because i did it better and as we let our own light shine we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same sir i just want to say thank you you saved my life all of you [Music] he lies about his happiness he lies because of me is this a [ __ ] life insurance again god damn it how hard is it to sell life insurance in thailand god they go [ __ ] so hard what's up it's me a truck what's up guys i know you haven't seen a lot of stuff on twitter well you know i've i've been a little bit of a racist randy and you know maybe i was a little wrong sure but you know what yeah yeah hitman okay i have some notes i have some notes slime i have some notes i don't think that was an accurate portrayal yo what's up big a what's up player literally what's going on i'm literally you want to get some breakfast bro i'm literally going to call my boss just talking about just do it one time for my voicemail do it for my voicemail earlier come on i wasn't recording for my voicemail come on bro just one time dude made this tweet it was slime as a master splinter with the kids and they grew up to be atrial atriox dog ludwig and then stanz is still a kid so i responded and said she's proud with a picture of my dog that i just took on my couch he responded immediately with this huge fan of maya wearing a copy of my shirt that says pleased and instead says i am depressed how did he have it ready for this random moment i was blown away so i interrogate my fiance and i find out that he literally commissioned it from her i'm gonna make a shirt of this picture but it's gonna say i am depressed under that what the [ __ ] is slime doing it is a picture of slime and my dad at my family's house in arizona you're a psychiatric person is this gonna inside your [ __ ] zoloft yes i remember like hey oh i'm gonna get him bro you said some [ __ ] you said like i'm gonna get him back it's like let me make a chess move real quick this was not a chess move this was grounds for a restraining order you're an l plus ratio ratio and your ball and your hood now listen to stan that's right all right see you later see ya i am not a doomer but china is coming the environment is doomed college is over christ you're gonna be in debt and die alone welcome to the atrial show a one-man show where i will go to the any lengths to make you sing and clap cause my piano never stops and i sing until it drops we will always give me your twitch prize wow uh what the hell is happening [Music] oh my god she did kill her dad i was going to turn myself in but it was a new year [Laughter] you showed up if you guys want to commit any murder do it on december 31st oh which these are both bombshells shungite to shungite stone to stone this is the ritual that will bring us home oh my god it was real i was joking i was joking game pick up the macro let's get back in there you have to shut up you you have to produce units i just goes lmao why is he so slow but i don't think grandpa ortosis wants the [ __ ] smoke interesting i got a button a red button that says press [Music] okay my defense it said press man get the reds on the same side because blue and yellow makes red blue and yellow makes green shut the [ __ ] up shut the [ __ ] up little stuff i did made you sulk my unfinished cans of celts are abandoned everywhere there's like eight of them he doesn't have arms how are you gonna stop me [Music] no it's not registering the landmark defeat no no no no no no is this the funnel boss no oh my god i was winning that game so [ __ ] hard [ __ ] no hall 1 is always right [Music] remind me never to do what i did this game again because i'm [ __ ] slow as [ __ ] god damn these enemies i don't care i don't get it [ __ ] you come on man all right on 01 it's correct no [ __ ] dude dude no i don't get it [ __ ] so it should be this by this country this way i don't get it at all this has sucked all my good will out of this game let's [ __ ] go [Music] [Laughter] yes yeah 1 000 years yes let's go that easy for the [ __ ] ghost dude that's [Music] oh let's go let's go yes let's [ __ ] go let's go let's go for two yes 134 [ __ ] oh is that the new boston dynamics robot elite gamer wow yes oh my god what a [ __ ] game wow yes yes yes baby yes picture maneuver we made out of one of the olympics we may not have got the most golds but today we brought home the [ __ ] hitman season 3 world record let's go get [ __ ] [ __ ] let's go boom baby number one you gotta play so hard yes 1 000 years let's go baby one time from a one let's go oh my god i was up all night for that yes yes yes [ __ ] yes [ __ ] it [Music] [Music] is everything boom baby yeah 6am going bad beat that try and beat that rank 975 win we're top 1000 baby so after stream every single night for the past week every single night i have grinded my way back through monkey ball gaiden and last night i beat world nine again i can't see the board yes that's one down baby do not count me out bros i landed on top let's go yes to the moon baby yes yes holy [ __ ] i am good easy clap easy clap trick room done boom baby cracked you're done ma yes yes it's too ridiculous this whole situation is ridiculous how did i end up here i'm an employed adult i did it i did it yes at first i thought you guys were all virgins virgin losers but instead i found out you're actually badass sigma males he basically sets the standard for his life without thinking about what damn sigmas nurse joys that are different in more than just their eyelash length like we see in black and white you did not just call a non-white nurse joy the shiny version i am living in my hero academia from now on so i took a bunch of tylenol i'm just like trying to pass out midway through i started feeling really floaty i was like wait a second my eyes aren't open i can't even visualize properly why am i looking at crystal clear images of people from my hero then because you're drugging yourself [Laughter] you dude some mmds i'll never fall off my shoes that high oh you guys are on another level so the market cap is 2.168 trillion dollars and now the market [Laughter] we'll finish oh i'm sick of weebs so i made up a fake esoteric anime that i could pretend to like i've never what is s3k master glizzard god this would be this wouldn't be funny if i didn't know what it is with an affinity for gordon golden graham you [ __ ] me you [ __ ] it golden grabber you gotta walk in the season two mid season finale episode kurinji fringe [Laughter] aatrox favorite show he's watching anime weeb shut up recently phineas j long time member of the community uh announced to the discord that he was uh pansexual my heart wanted to make the joke that it's pretty sad to be a pansexual virgin because that's like being at a buffet and still being hungry i'll be over like a thousand dollars spent do you have a gambling [Laughter] actually i didn't ask you beforehand enough because i actually i actually feel very shitty if you're here tomorrow imagine you tune in tomorrow you're not on stream yo my twitch username is whodat950 and i'm an average twitch chatter in atriox chat my name is evan gao and it is a pleasure to make your acquaintance my name is psychic or syk 1k underscore in chat my name is negneg and i'm an atriox fan watch this next video it's very informative okay but if it isn't if it isn't a real video i will ban you okay these nuts who dat 950 not only were you unbanned but by god i feel like we got to vip you this guy represents everything we want to [ __ ] have on this stream now by this point in the video you've probably already paused it you've probably already made a couple of snarky comments probably did a this is not fair a couple of atrial giggles you know the ones you probably just did it again look at you go clash shut what stop watching my stream huh stop watching my [ __ ] stream reason number two i have a lot of crowns and i am very good at the game just uh just uh um i haven't played this game i played like five games when the game came out you have 420 crowns in here was that a fake photo the only reason i agreed to do this is because i thought you had 420 crowns chet my hands are not hot dogs you keep calling me frank boy that's not my name you sound like that too i'm going to be parading around san jose in various locations [Applause] then she asked me what kind of bread i'd be like what's up shut up [Applause] get out of my head purchase decline [Laughter] hairs forward in the four door portions you know exactly one count of cool and unusual punishment well i mean since i'm involved screw it one count of racism oh no no no no no he just wants to see chat and be able to participate in this community is he singing it don't deny it is he singing the song no [ __ ] [Laughter] all right okay fine in chatters side by side oilers you know what you know what you know what money lets you do yeah tell me um get happiness [Laughter] [Applause] you guys apologize to me thank you [Laughter] why is it so difficult boy girl this is terrible isn't that fun you got this don't worry maybe your grandkids will take care of you one day uh do you want to go to do you want to go doing a problem with me uh no you're you're good at this girl right uh that douchey in this situation you're acting like you absolutely hate it there's a follow-up okay can i go yeah back in scene scene take it back from where we were from now from now from and do you want to go to prom with me no you don't have enough protein oh that's cringe yeah it's a little cranky dog for you that's actually cranky chrongmas [Laughter] wear a shirt that says will you go out with me go up to every girl in your school and mark off everyone who says no that way you'll never get caught in the friend zone with them show me how you do that [Laughter] now we both get to look down at each other's chests [Laughter] the winner of the cookie competition buy three votes to one is patreon let's go cookie champion i have some great fantastic news for me and that is that i'm leaving on a much overdue vacation tonight still doing that nine to five [ __ ] huh what did you make you're the one you working in video obviously this is it yeah thank you man i appreciate it you look good so so you know that i'm playing geo gesture so even though you're living the high life you're watching twitch that's what you're revealing is that you're watching twitch it was you guess who were among us you know one of the two my money sort of tied up in pesos right now you know it is you're in hawaii it's racist uh what do you think i owe you you owe me 50 gifted from poker and you never paid out well it sucks like we don't do that out here yeah man have fun with the surf and the swim don't say mahalo don't that is the worst most people i know don't have a job dummies no i don't i'm dead ass these are not weed guns yeah look at the name the brand name is magic mango look i've been macking these bro i'm like 20 in are these weed gummies it's called magic mango soon and scene so i didn't go to school for acting that's the thing about call of duty i wanna know if i'm gonna [ __ ] you super fun [ __ ] five minutes the degree stop doing the [ __ ] i want to know if i'm going to be so high that i can't [ __ ] think i was acting you know what i was talking about what my wedding invites are you ready are you [ __ ] ready to clown master difficulty five-star silent assassin every mission and one more thing i'm doing it all in a clown suit nice top 500 run worldwide oh 240. that was clean the secret exit [Laughter] oh hungry hungry hippo baby nice let's go top 100 worldwide first shot aisle scale let's go so close so tantalizingly close can you taste the victory the end of six and a half hours of hitman we're all free time 6 39 13 time and then i was hit with the worst email of my entire life the speedrun.com mods did to me what they did to dream they took away my world record for unfail reasons they said i used saves and loads and other such techno mumbo jumbo so today i have confirmed with three separate speedrun.com mods exactly the legal rules i need to follow to ensure this is a world record run don't don't what are you stopping wait stop [Music] i did it first try let's go [ __ ] world record and then very quickly soon after the hitman speedrunning community sort of laughed at me the man that beat my time was also the man that approved my time who posted a screenshot of my world record at 3 hours and 32 minutes and said laughing emoji this is too painful for me so he came back with a record that knocked three hours off my time and so i i resolved my gamer pride at stake to at the very least beat that record that i would do the one thing that god has given me the ability to do in video games and that is grind and now the plan is to set a trap for klaus strandberg and then set off the fire alarm so he runs into it and right at 25 seconds tossing an explosive golf ball and then i do one shot on the gas tank of this car but because it's occupied i land this crazy shot i'm so cracked and that kills him when he walks through it it shocks him to death and then i shoot his oxygen tank twice with the window and boom she's dead going in the train i still have a 37 second time buffer which means i can play fairly safe unfortunately as you can see in my cold dead eyes i have no intention of playing safe so i jump out of here and he barely doesn't see me i roll my eyes to the ceiling that could have been it i have to stare this guard in the eyes until this is almost full it's this many pixels from being over right about here i know i made it and you see it in my smile bro speedrunner [ __ ] world record world record hitman trilogy whoa record never ever ever and then i realized okay well if i ever want to play more hitman nobody in the hitman speedway community does master difficulty so uh i'm going to need to train my own rival so i went to the best speedrunner i know link is seven and i taught him hitman this is the last run no matter what this is the last one of the day astr berg please explode ezra berg please explode yes yes nice and we're only five seconds behind world record yes all right yes all right yes come on please tell me it worked yes okay come on two more levels yes one more level come on the guard's gonna see the grenade you put a grenade on the floor the guard's gonna see it and walk away oh my god that was he did it he's gonna get the world record he's gonna do it look at his smile one 138 i did it i did it i did it i did it i did it i did it i did it i finally did it i finally did it i did it [Music] and so today about a week later i have got some new strategies under my belt and i think i'm coming back with a route that could really be hard to beat 59 oh nice [Music] sir nice yes okay okay okay we're still on pace yes yes yes let's go yes that's the best new york i've ever done we're ahead [Music] let's go 114. [Music] let's go yes yes i could probably try to go for the safest train here and just tap it in because i got a big lead i'm not going to do that i've been working on a stick train and i'm going to use it and if it fails it fails [Music] i think i did it i think i did it i think i got the world record i think i got the [ __ ] world record i did it i got the [ __ ] one record i got the [ __ ] where was it the fastest [ __ ] shrine you've ever seen yes yes speedwater [ __ ] one minute and 50 seconds faster than the previous world record oh my god oh my god please please tell me this is fast enough please tell me that this is fast enough please tell me this is fast enough please 332 right yes oh my god finally 12 and a half hours of grinding what it was 109 a lot of the time well at the time a lot of the time there's still 20 seconds ahead of world record it's fine at the time at the time at the time at the time at the time i don't care we're 24 seconds behind we're gonna make it up okay so let's just get a first try miami and we'll [ __ ] turn this all around no second try's still fine on miami yes okay add them up add them up add them up [Music] at the time at the time three seconds behind world record excuse me all right add the time that's fine add the time we're just not gonna reset haven we're just not gonna reset haven that's the deal and then we'll be back all right at the time at the time at the time we're just not gonna say haven't [Music] at the time we're not resetting haven [Music] i had the time all right we got it give me give me the total okay this is going to be a bad split but don't worry okay okay uh i just need a first try first try haven't [Music] add served time it's red it's red all right at the time at the time at the time please 150 total we're in the god damn lead he's not running he's not running i'm gonna reset he wasn't running i'm gonna be i'm gonna be slow is my mouse dying right at this moment oh my god [Music] i got it i got it i got the world record oh my god we did it oh my [ __ ] god we did it we battled back from three minutes behind let's go you imagine can you just imagine if i had half the resets don't look don't look don't look don't look don't look don't look don't look at the penis i need human beings all right i got it green if you guys don't know atriox got banned because he was eating on stream and then it was like it was like messy finger food and he went but because he has such glizzy fingers it got reported as porn because it looked like he was sucking a penis i'm back yo you can't keep me down so anyway like i was saying is i uh i thought about it but i decided i don't want to get back into hitman all right so when i was gone on the my forced break i didn't want to get sucked back in you know i don't want to go back to paris no no we're going back welcome to sapienza 47 [Music] welcome to bangkok 47 [Music] welcome to colorado 57 maya parvati is down [Music] welcome to miami 47 welcome to new york [Music] unless you want to handle it yourself if i've done my math correctly you would be 9 minutes and 24 seconds ahead [Music] even if you switch back to league and try to go pro no chat will still be by your side patriot ride or die time [Music] [Music] all right that's it for hitman that's it i hope you enjoyed i really did what a [ __ ] run yes [Music] you

Channel: Atrioc

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Length: 38min 36sec (2316 seconds)

Published: Sat Jan 29 2022