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busy fall season giving you end of summer Blues let hellofresh handle the meal planning and deliver pre-portioned ingredients right to your home get 50 off plus free shipping with code 50 tbtv 50 TV TV at hellofresh.com 50tb TV 50 TV TV Hello everybody welcome bald in the beautiful podcast my voice is horror [ __ ] what you been screaming about I've been coughing I feel like I have a a fake covet variant or something I don't know what is wrong with it no that that new covert is allergies basically I well I was just reading last night but I'm not showing positive so I don't know because the old test don't detect the new coffee shut up I don't know what to tell you I just I don't know it's just giving very ghetto um I'm very sick of it it's more annoying than anything um I am Melissa I am Kevin Allen Fredericks I'm Angel thanks Lee in the building and um okay so we have this week and next week how far are you guys on Sister Wives not far yet no we've been watching okay same okay we've been watching together okay because I was gonna say we could do a little recap next week and maybe I'll make that like maybe the second half of the episode so that way people can know kind of where we are and our thoughts thus far before we jump into the next season which will be the following Sunday I need I know you guys are already on because my DMs are lit up right now and I'm so excited to go on this journey with you guys yes we watched we started watching the wrong season at first because I didn't get your text until the next day so I think we started watching sorry we started watching either season 15 or 16. because I was trying to wait for like covet you said the pandemic season and I was like no they just breathing regular air I couldn't find yeah uh but we now I think we almost know who the different people are who have beefs with each other we we watched oh dude get remarried he divorced Mary yeah and remarry for the for the adoption for the adoption and her being mad that she wasn't able to be there at the wedding boy when I tell you I watched I was just watching this that sexual Melissa and I said this man you you cannot win he cannot win he's like oh it's just nothing I just want to get and they was like no we a family then we're family and he's like no because if I do this thing everybody want to come they're gonna have their own wedding and I gotta know but that's not the crazy part the crazy part is and I agree he can't win but the crazy part is that it was Mary's idea which I believe was because she was catfishing being catfish in the background yeah and she thought she was going to leave old dude and then when it didn't work that's why she got mad yeah and now their relationship hasn't recovered and I'm just like this was the stupidest this was just dumb it's just dumb So currently right now though he is married to three of the original of three of the four it's just Christina's out well they're not married anymore yes so Janelle was gone but I think all of them are gone in like in real time but on the show The only thing that's unfolded is um and not Janelle Christine okay the Christine is gone Christina is gone in real time and on the show okay yeah Christina is one third wife okay not dark hair no she has blonde dark hair is favorite wife that's the one dog legally married to yes that's favorite wife I'm halfway done Mary is number one yes Janelle's number two that's the heavier Christina Christine's the very tall and got divorced he has a new boyfriend in favor is four and favorite is four got it I'm gonna do your suggestion that somebody suggested to you someone suggested that he watches the Recaps and then the uh the um recap at the beginning of each season yes and then the uh or of each episode something like that and then the uh reunion episodes I'm giving I gave my word and I'm trying listen I the way I'm in love with these white people I am all in every time the Instagram pulls another TLC and a little trailer they show it to me and I get excited every time I love everybody oh my God I'm so excited feeling bad for my friends for me to watch you you feel bad for these white people no y'all he's like why does she like oh my God I love this song I'll be all in white folks business let me come in look at it this is like white paint drying of this episodes that we a lot of just calm talking right so that's why it was if you started season nine it's really just contests it's really just contest music scores is me I do not play the piano but I could get out here and score every single scene the literal season nine which is why people were mad at me because they're like they need to watch all of them I was like they really ain't nobody's gonna watch 16 Seasons 19 season no one's going to sit there and do that but they thought that we were going to do that I haven't even done that like I'm still working how much have you done I have watched um probably through season nine because I'm watching the in-between Seasons I'm so mean I got a cousin that has like extreme like full body eczema oh when I did that it triggered you yeah it'd be him all day just who would talk about him because his ass will never take his medicine so he'd just be like eczema we call him itchy and scratch it's out it's it's horrible but we're gonna be ready when we start talking about it okay yeah I'm thinking about maybe black folks are happy if you guys are able to even if you don't go in order that's drunk I didn't go in order I started with the most recent season after you came back I'm gonna tell you why it's interesting to me they start with the most recent season and work backwards okay hey folks hate that man the wives now the kids and he'd be like respect me yeah that's on the show tell him [ __ ] when he had that ponytail that's his cape can he thinks he's kin house I didn't see this the strike I didn't Mary's daughter came out as transgender she now goes by Leon oh so herself first of all Leon is a black name well she was born Mariah I need to watch this I don't understand yet the whole point of season 9 is context to understand that to kind of understand Dynamics to understand that it was Mary's idea for her to get legally divorced and for him to marry favorite wife um and then to understand that there was a catfish situation and then in between just know that the relationship between Mary and Cody continues to fall apart very rapidly um I'm still figuring out some other things that happen but honestly just start at the newest season and work your way back okay towards season nine and you'll understand everything because they do so many flashbacks like for as a person who didn't start I didn't watch season one I didn't oh none of that I started in real time and worked my way back and I was like oh my God this is like the best thing on television I don't understand why more black people are not talking about these white people she's like I love it it's so freaking great okay so anyway we are doing that um like I said probably next week it just kind of depends on what my schedule looks like this week how much effort I'm able to put into this episode so what we're going to do today is just run through a list of questions that hopefully take about an hour uh we're gonna go down the list the first of which and they're just random questions I literally just Google like random um random question generator yes like stuff like that so the first one is name your all this is a for real debate name your favorite all-time favorite r b song and why like I need you to actually stand before the jury and present remember for the jury before the judge all the time quintessential r b when you think of r b you got so many different Generations uh well did you find the one that's your all-time favorite of all the times of all the generations my all-time No One's Gonna like this but it is my all-time it's quintessentially um r b hold on let me make sure I get the name of it right it's your favorite you don't know the name because I just never remember uh okay Janet Jackson okay That's the Way Love Goes people be mad about that I don't know that people really consider there are other songs that I feel like might out Edge that is that r b exactly it is that's how I would consider I feel like Janet be making uh she's kind of she made pop song but that might be was that the Velvet Rope album no anytime I mentioned r b is from the Janet album yeah that's probably her most r b albums were almost Army no no I think I would argue Janet is the Hermosa it is it really is that's yeah somebody could be a pop star and do r b music oh I mean hell uh Justin Timberlake and Justin Bieber come on dog on purpose album was Flames yeah rappers dropping gospel albums so you do um is that like I'm off to a flame yeah wait uh Jennifer Lopez in it I love the intro I love the video I even love the like sepia um filter that's on the video I just yeah that kind of like grainy soft lighting type of thing it's one of my uh my dad was a huge or is a huge uh Janet Jackson fan so I like grew up on Like That album specifically so definitely trying to think well think that one's my all-time when I think r b I think of that album again is another one the whole album Anytime Anyplace again if all of them that's a very awesome I think my man okay it's between two songs and I'm trying to decide which one if I'm trying to decide what's my qualifying Factor uh uh it's between week um that's a good one and nobody's supposed to be here also because the 90s was like there was two defining things it was like songs like weeks and then there was a 90s Power ballad and Deborah Cox to me has one of the most power ballet power ballots uh but if I could I'm trying to decide if my favorite r b song is the song that if I Only Could listen to one which one would I listen to and I think it will be weak also it's also 30 minutes long the bridge there's no bridge on week I mean there's no bridge on nobody's supposed to be here nobody's supposed to be here and the songwriter tweeted you and confirmed that and the bridge on week is gold I think why that's your favorite song why that's my favorite song for it's for the judge and the jury make it closing statement first of all oh did I say that yeah yes because I grew up on him it's very nostalgic I wouldn't listen I was trying to make all these three 18 trillion killing songs three thousand times um it's very nostalgic for me I feel like you have to give honor where honor is due she's a Jackson obviously and this is her what do you think about Janet Jackson when I think of r b obviously it is I know but it doesn't I know that's why she don't be in the playlist as much I know and it's disrespectful Jackson any of them is butterflies that's it wait what Michael Jackson butterflies that's the only song I could you could throw the whole diaspora away just keep that song of Michael Jackson throw all the Jacksons there you don't like their music I do like their music but when it comes when you you talking all-time favorite have you dived deep into the Jack the Janet album though I look Janet fell off for me a while ago okay but during this time she's at her Peak no no no those that I like no those albums are on fire but the newer Janet stuff I agree there's people that don't look I'm a big D'Angelo fan people like oh that's so old okay I still listen too y'all still listen to Janet that's fine all black people ain't gotta like the same things see see but y'all not seeing is because y'all don't have Warby Parker glasses okay that's right okay because if you didn't know about Warby Parker it was founded with the mission to inspire and impact the world with vision purpose and style offering eyeglasses sunglasses contact lenses eye exams Warby Parker is committed to providing you with exceptional Vision Care Warby Parker offers everything you need for happier eyes eyeglasses I told you all the things the 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you might say it might sound just a little bit across 15 of them five will not sound like is that the same chick to me Beyonce a lot of her stuff sounds the same to me okay from one to the next I disagree enjoy a lot of her songs so I don't I will listen to it I'll give it a try but I'm like he just doesn't sound like the last song you're just not a fan of Beyonce here's the thing why everybody gotta like the same [ __ ] no no no no Josh is giving the opinion that most people get all black people definitely I mean a lot of people who agree with this I just disagree yeah I think up until I honestly will give you I agree with you up until uh personally self-titled self-title was like that's when I was like oh because she was a strong woman strong woman to me fun songs Anthems for those albums then uh to me self-titled it was a big switch up and then from self-titled lemonade was a is even a bigger switch up and then I think uh was the Carters next or like [Music] and then Renaissance so up until that the last five are more different than the first five but I agree with you about Janet uh when you when we saw her at Essence um that year I realized you could almost tell she basically went through her career in order and you can hear like I'm pop this is Janet Jackson Queen of Pop my brother was the King of Pop and then it was like actually you could tell I left my dad this is my song right then he's like it's r v that was yeah especially her admission yeah yeah aggressive yes and then I don't know if I'm between there but Janet was very she leaned into sexy she was she leaned in RnB she it was very sultry like she had it was a different vibe like the last concert the last Beyonce concert he went to the dopest part of that concert she did diva she did uh his favorite that's my favorite Beyonce sound she did diva then she did uh formation and one other song all back to back and it was like the ground is about to cave in because that [ __ ] is hype all the Opera and run and off into the distance I'm not a beehive he was a wasp but that that little that little snippet she did right there I was I was up on my mind appreciation for the production value oh absolutely you can't you can't ignore it have you been to a Jay-Z concert yes we went to On the Run Tour so it was Beyonce I did that before though by himself I've seen Jay by itself it's boring huh no what you mean look the same way the same way she's talking about production value in in okay let me get to it okay just real quick because I'm a fan of Jay-Z the same way Beyonce can stand there and do nothing but let her heart beat and people scream and faint I can listen to Jay-Z's lyrics and hear him come from his mouth through the mic to my ears and I'm gonna be hyped because I'm gonna be rapping around no but I'm gonna be right I'm gonna be rapping along with him because I'm like this is what I listen to because you're a fan of it I get it I get I get the height I get it I'm just not one of those people that get hyped for that that's all right I have enough for both of them okay you have enough ideas of people it just ain't me no I understand I only saw Jay Z and the difference in energy and performance was oh it's drastic yeah it was very dressy rappers really got nothing most rappers outfit you're wearing right now yeah because he gonna sweat yes SWV Weak uh that's your final answer you're going with wheat okay yes I believe I believe that there's something that says I don't know where there's a statter saying that the music that came out in your middle school high school years you wait higher than other music yeah for sure uh I don't know what year we came out they got fired they don't know go ahead but it came out what is fire done go ahead you wouldn't get it it's for black people oh whatever uh oh shoot I was way younger than I realized uh anyway I think it's a quintessential r b song also Coco is black church singing r b which is my favorite version of r b uh the runs the nails as a as a person visually and I think it's just a very well written and perform song and the lyrics are just it's just good lyrics good song it's very funny that Coco hated that song as artists often do um and it still holds up as well I think that's part of it for me does this song Hold Up is like today do I enjoy it today and I do still at 40 as I did at nine okay I got a real man here by my side to Mia I don't know why you don't know that song I don't think I do oh how do you not know see if somebody's a big to me it's like burn them at the stake I don't think that's how I responded no no okay I think people without knowing your favorite r b song as I was saying to me uh she again when you think of 90s r b ballads which when I hear favorite r b song I automatically jumped over there I don't even think of fast songs when somebody says r b and that song is such a hard song to sing and she sings it so effortlessly and it's not played very often you only get to hear it once every blue moon tell me the name of the song I don't know this song please I've heard it what's the name of it uh is a real man I got a real man uh I think Quincy Jones wrote it oh snap I know him he wrote everything he produced The Fresh Prince of Bel Air it's a beautiful song I got a real man uh yeah but put to me with it and they'll give you the right so that's what they're telling me is that the name you put a move on my heart that's black folks what did they say first yeah I got a real man that's the name of that song then okay hold on I don't know this is the official video because you know yeah tricking you to give views it's got the regular chords is it [Music] that beautiful voice she does have a beautiful voice she had a good light dance going too right now oh y'all so saved it is just such a beautiful song it was out all the same time as all the Deborah Cox songs and that's one of them songs if you can't sing it if you can't sing you don't say it because it is so hot is she gonna make you look stupid real quick and I love songs like that that are so difficult that like Andrew loves singing songs like that oh yeah in the car just sounding a mess I love songs I love when singers used to do that they used to make sure you knew this is my song and when you try to do that you're gonna look down you're gonna look stupid talent show people you thinking I'm crazy because I'm like Angel I don't want to hear Angels saying no more no because Angel don't sing in her natural like beautiful voice she tries to get up here in the Raptors and then reach the shingles and stay there and I'm like I love it too and she points at the note like I'm still trying to get up oh yeah oh yeah Marvin Gaye you got Earth Wind and Fire booty Collins you got Al Green I ain't even hit the 80s yet y'all in the 90s yeah yeah yeah yeah I don't know how you answer this question I'm just gonna go ahead and say cruising the D'Angelo remix I knew that's exactly what you were going to say no because I'm sitting here that's not I can't even put that I got instrumentals that I like I would put above a whole lot of songs why cruising cruising because it was already a dope song usually when somebody it's rare that somebody can remake a song and it'd be just as good if not better yeah I didn't think that was possible with that song yeah and he did it who who originally mostly Robinson Smokey Robinsons this is before gasms it is Angie I had met her oh let me do the thing so y'all can hear it you know this song right or no yeah okay she didn't know what it was by the title though yeah so that song and I can listen to it over and over and over but look again I got like the meters I got some instrumentals ain't a single one give us one meter 80s the one from the 90s you said the meters yeah is that a group exactly absolutely she said give a song from the 80s in a song from the 90s you got to come into one for each for one for the 80s one for 90. one for the 80s uh oh wait you already gave 90s because you just gave this one okay oh so one for the 80s uh was that 80s was um not uh I'd rather be with you was that early I'd rather be with you yeah yeah [Music] I could easily go yeah the uh what's it called Mr Postman oh yeah you like that oh my gosh wasn't there a funny vine about that post man yes yes they didn't do a lot of stuff they just had pretty voices they were they were just like we're gonna give you these words that's when they should do this damn look and see Lucy Had a dude named Peanut on the side and his only wine line they had a a base I think and a soprano I'd rather be with you yeah I wish the camera could that's all peanut did that's all he did yeah yeah all right next question don't ask anything silly oh here we go country song oh I feel like as black people we all have the things we made up country music oh I don't think so actually I got a few of them but that one we you had you made me what's her name she's talking about beating up the black truck yeah I love that song [Music] [Applause] big white woman that's not yours there's a couple I have more than that but I used to work at Reno uh Reno Steakhouse I knew all of them countries like I was me and my boy Jay was in the kitchen and them songs come on we was back here so y'all gonna hate me for this Old Town Road is it yeah just yeah she was pink white woman energy right here she was walking all right let's see wait get to the chorus girl oh [Music] little white skin okay I mean Angel what's yours I'm making sure that there's not anything else that I would put in front I'm sure there's enough angels in a small town Jason Aldean [Laughter] don't tell my heart [Music] is hate that actually my actually okay y'all really gonna think well what road is Angel on but they played this so much in elementary school yes we learned the line dance to this well no no no I'm just about to switch to a different song they played it so much in elementary school this is probably the only patriotic song I like even though I'm not patriotic at all it's and I'm proud to be an American because [Applause] [Music] everybody on Mutiny here to Bob let me tell you how Christian I was it still is it was just like no I was like f-16's flying by room because he says and I won't forget the man who died you gave that right to me and I was like yes Jesus oh I was just oh Jesus yes Jesus Jesus died he's almost joined the military when she heard that song right that's what I was thinking about Jesus but yeah and so that one proud to be American this is my favorite country song not even close oh this is great and it's his version I know it's been done a million times Chris Stapleton seeing that was inspired though I know uh Keke Wyatt cover the version that's freaking fantastic but this white boy he be and I am I got sawdust on my boots [Music] come on [Music] Hallelujah and I got me some Jack Daniels that's great and I'm crying sweet Strawberry Wine you better sing Quiet Man yo as well honey I stay strong on your love all the time Hallelujah all right because he will play that whole thing I'm gonna listen to our way home and nobody's gonna stop me why he's doing here's the thing my cowboy hat on get me straw get me some uh dip some dip get my dog blue climb into the truck get my rifle it's just so it's yours the uh which one was yours mine would be um actually the patreon or yeah they put in some good ones I'm not gonna lie that I forgot about but I would probably straight up off memory would say the Carrie Underwood song yes but also honorable mentions Shania Twain that only person oh that white girl was killing but you know I just did not even put her in the country uh you know she's not but yeah that don't impress me but Shania Twain came out she she crawled so uh the other white girl today could run come on exactly think of her name but y'all know what I'm talking about uh Shania Twain and um there was another song y'all said that I was Loki was my favorite too was it a Dixie Chick song How does it go though man is that country Rag and Bone man what's dragon ball man [Music] [Music] [Music] it's giving me Imagine Dragons yeah exactly what it sounds like um I don't know it's gone but it goes hard I like it I'm enjoying it all right I know that none of you all watch porn no but just in case you have any friends that do you might want to pay attention to this with everything going on in the world governments have increased their surveillance they're using your devices to track your location movements and in many countries your internet activity you don't want to be literally caught with your pants down and one of the best ways to keep your online browsing activity private is by using expressvpn when you use expressvpn your internet connection is rerouted through a secured encrypted server so you can surf the web anonymously without anyone looking over your shoulder look I know you probably think all you have to do is use ignito uh Incognito 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climb the climb that's the worship songs it's also this one I love this one too all the time this is a great song they go by Lady a now get to the meat and potatoes oh they're staying yo that's what Marcus I've heard this one in stores [Music] big Target music yeah big Target music she's a white woman oh yeah I'm all alone [Music] big Target oh you know what I need uh I need some dishwashing Liquors all right we're moving on to um you know the song um Dumbest Ways to Die I need to know my hip popped out of whatever it did but you wasn't doing nothing crazy you were just bowling but did you hurt yourself bowling is the stupidest thing ever that is dumb bowling is not essential did you try a new move or something no I bowled the way I always bows toddler uh Squat and I showed y'all a squat and I push from yes with two hands and uh their hip said that's what it sounded like knows one loud click and I was like huh I feel weak now and I tried again and it was so weak that that's the dumbest way I've ever heard myself okay boy I I'm I could rank them trying to the most recent maybe not be the dumbest but the most recent was trying was running full speed on that treadmill no I thought you're gonna say Chase no I didn't hurt myself racing the boys my pride is severely pride is destroyed but trying to race Melissa on this treadmill and I pulled my hamstring and that's not completely healed yet uh uh oh one dumb way I think it was the second year we did the real comedians tour I was riding on the outside of a van my brother was driving oh and I was like I was I was hanging on it and I was like I'm a garbage man I'm a garbage man and then he he said like uh you want Batman Joe uh Clark and he ran he drove off fast and I like clicked on my hip and hurt myself and I really was mad at him and I was the one who was on the outside of a van yeah like I'm a garbage man one time I tried to step over and I was a movie movie theater and we were trying to leave too fast remember this the people were not going on our side so I was like I'm gonna step down step into a venus fly trap the chair floated up scraped my leg all up then I was stuck because this is done she's weak cause I was stuck for a minute because it was a bigger drop that it would literally feel like I stepped into a bear trap scraped my leg all up on the bottom Melissa was of no help I'm never any help with Kevin matter of fact I slipped and hurt myself on black ice in college and we was walking across the campus it was like a 30 minute walk across campus and I was legit her and this her every two three minutes she finally here we was in Napa and Kevin literally stepped off the van and jogged and dislocated yes because Kevin said all he did was step off the van that's why you never see it the way we were in when we were newly married and there was a um Coke I don't know if you got hurt though but there was a Coke display for Christmas oh yeah we had all the cokes going up like a Christmas tree and Kev ran the um the shopping cart on it and the whole thing fell and exploded Melissa's not even adequately explaining how embarrassing it was like a 200 cans Coke it was a display yeah what's the most embarrassing kid was like well let me stop at the let me start it she has my her favorites of mine I'm not soda down and it was soda spraying everywhere because you know it fell a man oh my God oh that chair exploded when you fell home office at the old place I fell out of the chair oh yeah we just did other people other people say y'alls that was one oh my God Calabasas house this is Marcus first of all well I think the van was worse because all you did was step out of the van and your shoulders was like yeah no no no at the Calabasas house the stairs were not most stairs in my lifetime are of equal stair meat their meat is the same the Calabasas house stair meat was extra over here yes and they had painters uh they had like almost they had like painters tape and plastic down and I slipped on it and I slipped all the way down and I try to catch myself and I dislocated my shoulder and it was this little it was stuck out though usually it pops and Pops back in so I'm it's popping yes you did yes so it popped out man so it was out and Melissa and Joe are laughing me and Joe left and I'm like you guys might need to call the ambulance and they're like yeah and I literally had to like and pop it back in there wait no was they say with me it was you and Zay Joe didn't come Joe didn't believe it it happened oh yes they're wrapped up yeah Melissa how you were just I know I never heard of herself I never hurt myself I literally was trying to think of a store I knew Kev had good ones that's why I had to keep the question she's like I'm not letting this I can't think of any time you've ever been injured or hurt ever in in high school track you don't be doing stuff anyway you're like very cautious I um I'll stop first that's true like hold on have you ever been hurt physically I'll be hurt but I get hurt by like oh I try to open up the can and it and then he's just an old black woman now for three days after you just have arthritis and you won't get checked or carpal tunnel okay do you have a plenty uh nah let me see the dumbest I would say the dumbest was when my back was injured my back was already messed up and I sneezed and that's what herniated he sneezed they're so funny everybody how hard did you sneeze did you heard what is a herniated disc mean literally so it bulges out your hand is the it's cushions between each vertebrae okay A little jelly cushion herniates what herniate yeah meaning it compresses and expands out and there's a nerve on the back side and it's pressing the nose so it it it it expands that's what herniate means it herniates like you have you know a stomach hernia I've heard of it I don't know what it looks like in practice I've seen a tire in a bubble yes that's a herniation okay got it oh so your disc the the meat between your bone yeah was bubbles busted out impressively it's a nurse sneezed and whatever so my back was I don't know how I hurt my back that was like the first time it had my back was messed up I'm waking up I'm getting ready for work in the morning and I know I'm about to sneeze and my back is in already like excruciating I'm like I'm in excruciating pain I don't know what to do I'm about to sneeze so I just stand there and I sneeze and that's when all hell broke I mean in tears laying on the bed who's crying can't breathe no I couldn't breathe it hurt how do you repair that do they do surgery they told me to let it heal basically you let it heal wait and let the damn thing go back into place oh this sounds awesome they didn't want to do surgery on me damn so you never got surgery for surgery I still want the surgery I don't want that to ever happen again that's the worst yeah I'm like that happened and I'm like I'm traumatized yeah I still do my physical therapy stuff when I'm working out I add weights now just so that doesn't happen just to keep that from happening again dang I've been happy like you know your back like y'all don't understand my back's strong as hell now because that's all I do is back stuff back stuff dang dang okay next question what is a food that you refuse to share that I want to eat with nobody that you don't want to eat with no one like for example I'll give mine to give you guys a baseline oh I know what you're gonna say I know you're a long time because I think it's disgusting to have someone drink them eat milk after you drink milk oh so yours is not because you selfishly wanted it because the idea of somebody yeah liquids yes ice cream any especially Dairy I don't know what it is but if I eat it first and then you eat it and it's like milk or ice cream or something or like cereal I'd be like I don't want it now I wouldn't eat for those reasons but kind of the same I was gonna say uh cookie dough ice cream don't ask for [ __ ] do you like it selfishly doesn't work yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I thought it was out of selfishness um no it could be your that could be your answer that's just my answer because I have a son named Lamar and it doesn't matter what my thoughts are he was eating Ahi seared Ahi that was in my salad out of my salad with his bare fingers then he was picking out the boiled egg pieces and then the green beans so y'all was just eating together wow with him not while he's in daycare he's got he gotta be out of daycare for at least two weeks before I let him eat off my plate or I eat it Amar doesn't really give me as soon as he sees me shake up the salad he's like oh yes Mom I've been waiting for this he does that with me he'll come over and it's like my plate he gonna tear he will eat lettuce anything great lettuce straight lettuce smart with this is how he has no boundary with me Amar would reach in my mouth and get something out if he really wanted it eat it himself that is just a baby bird yes so I I have to no longer have a younger child to be able to answer that question because he doesn't care about any boundaries I have I don't think it changes when they get older I said we'll eat anything you're going to eat that no I just only just made the plate you can have it a whole meatloaf last week Melissa made two meatloafs one for him one one for him two full meatloafs and then one for the family yeah don't talk about him like that Isaiah will eat he found this recipe where you put cheese in it I think it's disgusting but he likes it so I make one for him and then I make one for the record for the rest of the family she said the regular people the regular regular regular I ain't gonna support conversations about anybody that eats a lot Isaiah what we eat eat them up yeah yeah I'll go for the I don't know but nobody ever asked me to do that but Ramen probably Ramen is that's the same but nobody would be like let me get a little because you're saying rhyming that's that's been some bad times yeah [Laughter] I'm getting a little noodle like nah man watch out but once it drips off or whatever off and then it goes back it's grossing me I can't talk about it no more okay next question uh what food should taste better than it appears like it looks really good but the way that it tastes doesn't match cook the hype what is it cooked fruit you and Melissa are so anti-cooked juice it's not good y'all hate hot fruit horrible what's the anti-hot food agenda that and even more sweet fruit already Sweet leave it the hell alone delicious you don't cook it it grows outside for a reason what animals are outside they moving they do too the plants I think baked chicken breasts should taste better than what they do I agree I agree yeah I just had a baked chicken breast and I was like this is dumb I don't understand what happens it's just like how oh yeah you definitely don't need as much as they give you at the movie theater no yeah no once it gets stuck in your teeth oh it's a wrap I'm out for six to eight weeks that little kernel skin in back of your throat kernel skin I would say ahi tuna oh yes it'd be looking amazing when people get it Alyssa gets it all the time so I get it trying to like I hate it last night angel and Marcus get it all the time we go to restaurants they all on the menu it'd be looking amazing and I'd be trying and I do not like it I'm so sorry for you I don't want no ahi tuna get away from me now yes I also want to say this that um raw strawberry like uncooked strawberries is very much not good either I don't care I think artificial strawberries are better give me something caramelized maybe something oh no no no no like an artificial like a strawberry flavored candy tastes better than the fruit strawberry itself I agree with you I have a theory we were not supposed to have access to the fruit all the time I agree oh yeah it's grown at the wrong time it's manufactured well yeah and it's not supposed to be it's not good you're supposed to be like I don't know strawberry is low-key and maybe it's because they're year-round but they low-key be dry don't be sweet you'll find more terrible strawberries than good but when you find a good strawberry I could never eat another fresh strawberry again and I'll be just fine the rest of my life you know what actually is disgusting it looks like it should taste good is watermelon [Music] listen big the big melon industry just wants your fruit bowl to look more full so they pack it with 85 percent huge cuts of cantaloupe and they get two blueberries and strawberry and a pineapple and be like shut up this is eight dollars at the airport I'll be letting them although I have had a real cantaloupe one time like a like a fresh one it was good I feel like I need to get one that's in season where they grow it and then I'll probably like oh I understand the hype but I feel like I haven't got it it tastes like blueberry was forgotten if you got the season at home I agree with that the season and it's so much work it's so much worse I was just gonna say crab legs are entirely too much work for how good they are it's too much I don't want to do all that this juice is flying you gotta have all the tools it's all over the table and you can never get all off of crab legs no matter how many you just left it's just yeah that's the end you can't just yeah you need a potato and the corn and all that but I realize I don't like the potatoes no more I like the little sausage and the corn but I don't like the potatoes it don't never be cooked right oh I don't want any of that stuff in there just give me the meats I don't want it I'll be loving Seafood more than the three the fruit guava oh yeah yes guava juice make everything better a good part Obama's coach they said you know what Rebrand be fine yes dragon fruit is better as a artificial flavor than really 100 Welch's artificial uh dragon fruit juice fire it'll give you diabetes okay love it all right okay I'll be one or two more all right 12 24. yeah so that's what I'm saying we got about five minutes all right um what is the strangest gift you have ever received ah so many things somebody that's gonna say he's got a few somebody who is a supporter thank you uh sent me a mannequin head grief mannequin head Reef Delta thing you remember oh this was on the tour we brought this to you no yeah I wasn't on tour yet y'all were in Atlanta yep and it was scary to me wait explain it explain it yeah we need the food oh Kevin sent me a video he was like look at what you saw Awards made you Angel [Music] it was like a head I think when there are head in it and they made a wreath like I don't know if it was like the hair oh like a Halo style wreath all right girl I'm trying to remember because I said I can't I can't put this up I appreciate the Artistry that went in it I appreciate the time and I appreciate the thought but it was very um strange for me personally they also did like artificial plants inside of heads that's where we're shooting what's good that's why it's like a Medusa type I don't know it was something else it was something else it was very strange to me but I still appreciate the love that was put into where is it yeah it's about in the garage oh wow it's a painting that Kevin I think it's in the office ain't it all I think he's in the office is it in there he's a beautiful line yes where is it is Kev or uh Marcus a weird gift I don't know a strange gift I got the gift of speaking in tongues it was strange I got Marcus Krispy Kreme donuts for Christmas great good I've gotten grits lotion but these are all based off my videos yeah I'm trying to think of something somebody gave me they were being serious I got Raisin Bran that was solid grips Hotel guy gave me Raisin Bran Crunch yeah it's so nice I hate it I don't know this I ain't got nothing for Christmas I had someone gave me um perfume that smelled like Pine-Sol oh yeah I remember that it was very lemony and I actually love the smell of pine salt oddly enough context yeah yeah like yeah if I walk into a house and it smells like bleach or pine so I'm like oh you clean my house is clean you don't name this my mama got me these shirts they were sheer oh you can see y'all [ __ ] you can see right now you can see yeah the collar you see my nipples tattoo chest hair they were in different ways you got me a blue one she got me uh like a copper color one a red one a blue sheer shirt sheer like electric blue but like I said [Music] find you all the colors is the Supreme confidence that you are gonna love this gift like you know what let me get him four or five of these because he gonna love him so yeah it was reflective so if he were to get under the light it was gone everything it was great I just bought for the Beyonce guys yeah you never could have wore that one like a bra oh it would have been perfect [Applause] oh that's so funny okay last question this is the fun one have you ever thought and if not think now about what your future grandbaby will be named oh Angel no enough she will she already made a mar have Angel it's not a first name are you talking about first name only first name first name one of my kids better name their daughter Angel he got a Marcus I don't want to hear about no [ __ ] about I can't help well no I'm saying you already got an angel no you're not gonna get another Market because she needs a girl that's named I want all your sons to have more subs just each son four son I want them to come marching in your house to college in Spain okay how about that [Laughter] [Music] he's not coming back you say they all have boys you better stop it take it back hello Grandma hello Grandma hello Grandma hello Grandma triplets and twins okay Angel anyone else what was the question again future grandchild I won't ever name my son Oscar you're dumb you're out is she just saying anything that's not gonna work at all and that's my sister's dogs you're out that's dumb um Reggie I will I would hope Marcus would continue with Marcus he's not Junior though right he's the second he's got the exact same name we just didn't choose Junior as the yeah we chose the second because naturally the third gonna be the third and they're gonna call him Trey that's fine I just didn't want to MJ Trey tanksley MJ would have been I would have been correct I still don't like when people say that MJ I can't stand it certain J goes good most most letters go good with Jake yeah but MJ I don't love GJ's out yeah that's just dumb I don't mind yeah DJ is probably the top DJ AJ CJ or yeah JJ works yeah um um OJ he had a good run he ruined it he ruined it like the Hitler ruined the mustache yeah ain't nobody else do this the under the nose mustache no more was anybody doing it beforehand Charlie Chaplin oh you're right Charlie Chaplin show did happen with that so quick yeah Charlie Sheen [Applause] it's like I blacked out like Frank the Tank yeah what happened what's the name mine would be uh D'Angelo they have to oh no you already gave it to Zane see there's so many people who have it in our family's middle name Isaiah yes why don't you like tradition why don't you like a lot of people name that my nephews is D'Angelo I mean not my nephew no my nephew and my cousin who Tony uh no Jason yeah my cousin Jason's middle name is D'Angelo absolutely my uh nephew nehemiah's middle name is D'Angelo CJ is kind of cute it's nice it's D'Angelo they're for the D'Angelo tradition must continue I agree Anthony is in all of our boys name in it let me tell you Anthony Marcus Angel Anthony Marcus and my boys are full of it they have girls they're the girl's first name has to start with M because that's also a tradition how would you feel that they named one of the girls Melissa they can it just has to start with it in them would that I mean would you feel honored I would be like oh this is actually I would be like why Melissa though I always felt like I was always the black Melissa I know but she was like the only black Melissa I knew and she goes by Missy and she goes by Missy and I actually hated the name Missy as a child when people try to call me that you do you hate when people call you male Melissa I know a lot of them I never met a black man to this day really you're the first one I heard called Liz yeah that is the case well it's because I have a Melanie y'all said listen we got it okay a lot of people my family calls me Lisa well who who shot it's a list oh yeah you did that's right Melissa I have heard I've called Melissa I call Melissa Alyssa sometimes rarely though um Kev did you give a name for Roo Kevin oh actually my name sucks you do got an ugly name Kevin I ain't Kevin Kevin Allen for those stupid little dumb name I hate the name Kevin it's two syllables it's just blah Kevin is the Wednesday of names hey it's Wednesday oh Kevin well yeah I will not even Michael my name was gonna be my name was going to be just yeah okay okay Justin and I was I was like that's way better than Kevin Thursday yeah oh Justin man you got Jay Justin is basic because you got just no there's literally no I changed my name to Justin for like six weeks in the third grade no no bro were you 63 did you really do this I don't know why I liked it but I really I was like why did my parents call me Rose I feel like my name should be broke at one point in time I thought I was gonna go by my middle name lakita but uh I like angels we got a homegirl somebody call me Mark there was a dude at work not even a nickname I said That's Not My Name don't ever call me that again like in front of everybody really stop calling me there I said it's Marcus he kept doing it finally I was like don't ever do that again don't you disrespect me like it stop uh who thought he was being slick go ahead the Bucks coach I mean the Denver Nuggets coach his name is Michael Malone and he responds like that when people call him Mike he's like my name is Michael I was like most people call people named Michael Mike nobody calls people named Marcus Mark no Mark another name I know a lot of black markets they all go by Marcus one of my boys his name is Joseph all his friends call him Joe do not call him Joe in front of his mom like that ain't his name everybody was warned oh like when we we first started kicking everybody was like oh yeah if you go over this house call him Joseph when you over there I was like oh that's like my nephew Josiah my sister was adamant he does not have a nickname his name is Josiah that's how Josiah Fredericks introduces himself and everybody calls him JoJo yeah I'm the only one that calls him Joey but I'm that way with Isaiah I never ever say they I say says by the names that y'all that like Joe and Zay Astro I'm like Josiah yes Zay and Joe is just great that seems like a Disney show it's Isaiah Joe to me Isaiah oh but I've always known I wanted to name my child Isaiah D'Angelo so I love his name oh so his name is Isaiah Alyssa you don't know something you don't love it enough black people a country Josiah um okay anything else uh patreon we're gonna do the bonus tonight at seven we'll put a post up as well period seven tonight virtual best for here's the thing just in case y'all trying to figure out y'all enjoy your lives man all right

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Published: Fri Aug 11 2023